Word of the day

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 1, 2018:

Most of the Mexican Word Of The Day meme's are funny. I knew where that was going. lol I like the meme of the same guy standing behind a wall. It says "Sr. Trump can I have my ball back". That cracked me up.

Party poopers

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 1, 2018:

Alcohol IS a laxitive! Ever hear of AIDS? Alcohol InDuced Shits..

One last post while I finish my last couple of beers. some AIC. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 1, 2018:

Dirt was probably their best album. Black Gives Way To Blue was good too.

So because I live in an Islamic country, the local people see me as someone who is non-religious and...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 1, 2018:

Been to the caymon islands. It was part of a metal festival. Most of the people there were athiests, lots wearing pentagrams and things like the hammer of thor. I don't think any of the locals said anything. Probably because there might have been more metalheads than locals. lol Eternal damnation? I'd rather die than go to heaven...

Hey guys, glad I found this website.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Welcome!

He gonna shake things up!

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Him, his pops, and the holy spirit are the same. Is he gonna crucify himself AGAIN?!

I'm interested in disusing good atheist books, atheist concerns, and am wondering if it is even ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Dawkins, Sagan, Shoppenhour, Nitzhe. "In a world with or without religion, you'd have good people doing good things, and evil people doing evil things. But, for a good person to do evil things, that takes religion". Probably not verbatim, but you get it.

America's Real Economy: It Isn't Booming

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Thanks Obama!

Here's something to think about

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Just pretend it's the first immaculate conception...

Winter warning . … maybe

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

The Almanac includes Canada?

What kind of art do you enjoy most?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

The Secrets of the Black Arts. Damn now I need to listen to it! Music. Especially lyrics that are written like poems, and classical based.

Anyone have any polite ways to say this?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I say "god bless you". They don't get it tho.

Goodnight Kitty: Sleep level - expert

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

If I fits I sits! - said kitty. I think I mentioned to you this before, but one time I had a cat fall asleep standing up! Her rear was down, arms up. She was looking out the window, and she was getting a nice sun bath. I thought something was wrong with her. Nope, just zleeping.

I still haven't overcome the trauma.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Oh hell no! I believe I was made in a lab. My parents doing the deed... yuck!

What was the worst gift you've ever received?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

A bible.

[npr.org] Thoughts?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Felons that get convicted of meth... never met an honest one. Leads me to believe he may be lying. If he did actually get fired for not attending bible study, it's bullshit. NPR is usually very accurate tho. Maybe the guy is trying to make a quick buck? If he did get fired for that the employer is dumb AF. They could have made up another reason to fire him. Unless he signed a paper previous, that might be a grey area. Depends on the court/jury. I myself once got fired for a bullshit reason. I worked at a shop. I was told by the manager I was coming in too early, and come in an hour later. One day my car was on the fritz. I called saying I'd be late. He said to not worry about coming in because weather was bad, and not a lot of work. I worked m-f and every saturday. I asked for one Saturday off to go to a concert. It was pre aprroved. Went to work the next Monday. The owner said to see him in his office. He said I was fired because of "excessive absense! He made me sign a piece of paper for my termination. Only reason why I did sign it was because if I didn't, I wouldn't get my paycheck. I hated that place, and just wanted my money! This guy was a complete dick anyways.

More drama and cruelty from my son and his wife(post below about the details).

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

A friend of mine's dad had several rental properties. Don't know how the laws work where you are, but he said it took a min of 30 days to evict someone. Do you have a written contract?

Anyone else feel this way after taco tuesday

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Depends on how much hot sauce I put on it. Could have a very different reaction...

Mortgage Adviser

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

If he's a mortgage advisor, he could be the next president!

What is it that makes religion so attractive to many people?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

The part where you feel socially accepted (most major religions anyways). A sense of purpose. The promise that you will live forever rather than just decomposing as worm food. If for some reason you aren't the first in church in the front row on sunday, they think you are a bad person.

Nothing says Catholic love like a Cardinal telling the victims of sexual abuse by priests to shut ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Not shocking at all. This shit has been going on for a very long time. Lots of preists that have abused minors are "dealt with internally". Maybe they should be "dealt wit internally". except in the way Jared Fogel probably has...

Looking for a bi-sexual lady looking for a polyamorous swingers relationship

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

There is a kink group on here...

I found out my genetic testing is going to cost over 1500 dollars.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

They might just charge you the co-pay for the visit upfront. After that you can probably make payments. Add an extra 0. That's what my back surgery cost. My last ER visit cost $2,500. That my insurance company is going after someone else for.

Lunch anyone?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

At least they are honest about what's on there! I read an article a while ago where some guy (I think at Wendys) got caught defecating in the chili. Luckily that location was no where near me! There chili is awesome (so is Runza's).

Seriously, you gotta own it

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

When I use that phrase it's almost always as a joke. Meaning mostly "get it".

Punsters. Good ones at that.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Don't they mean 4 nickels for #16?

Talks out of his ass

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That's not trump...

What's that smell?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Cat's fault for laying directly behind the dog's ass!

I saw them open for the first CotT tour.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Saw them 7 times. Met Paul and Gary. Talked to Tom once too (but I just asked him if I could get a pic when on stage).

Do you think it's possible to have chemistry from just tl talking on the phone and texting?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

It's like asking if you believe in a love at first sight. It happens, but not often. It's not like the dating sight commercials.

Intention and Action.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I really don't care about levels. In a month I might hit 8. The mods probably have the perks hidden for a reason, so I won't tell.

What is the greatest challenge that civilization faces?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Man killing man kind. Climate change included (but not limited to).

Has any Republican summed up Trump better than McCain did?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I wasn't a huge fan of McCaine during the election. But after his and George W calling him out... I gained a lot of respect for both. Hell even Fox News called him a liar!

Quiet neighbours.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I'd take those neighbors over some of mine!

Bad neighborhood.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Saw it before, but still funny! Speaking of bad neighborhoods, I lived in a crappy one in Omaha. In the back alley one night someone was shot. The building directly to the East a serial killer by the name of Tommy Tommich (not sure of the spelling) jumped off of the top.

Woo hoo. Let's crucify his ass

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

With our luck he'd come back to life after 3 days!

Reason 23 why I'm dateless.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Don't feel bad. I do dumb crap like that all the time! I usually don't realize a girl is hitting on me until about 10 minutes later! I think to myself "FUCK"!

Goodnight kitty

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Awwwwwwwww!

HYPOCRISY: hy-poc-ri-sy.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Also a death metal band...

So.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Yeah some people are as thick as two bricks! If you go to the South, lots are still racial like that. It's good that you chimed in! Kudos! OT I'd kill for a broccoli soup with a bread bowl! Extra bagetts! Closest Panera is 80 miles away. :(

Trump Administration Questioning Citizenship of Hispanics

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Not racist. Not at all! My passport expired several years ago. Maybe if I were to go to Europe, or Canada... probably no big deal.

Following Outrage, Retiring Bishop Won’t Move into $2.3M Home Bought by Church | David G. McAfee

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

At least he is humble enough to not accept the gift! How many hungry people could we feed for that amount???

A motley crew, and not the band.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Nugent went on stage with 2 AR-15's saying the President (Obama) should be killed. He got a visit from the Secret Service... Chaim would sell his mother for less than a dime! Busey? Do I really need to say anything?

Oh the terror!

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

A friend of mine, his girlfriend, and their daughter came over to my house one night for supper. After we got done eating, I wanted a cigarette. They don't want their daughter around smoke. I would have just went outside but it was cold af that night. So we went down in the basement to have a smoke. Their daughter had to stay upstairs. We were only down there for maybe 5 minutes! We got back upstairs, and she had a broom I never saw before! I asked where she found it, and said she didn't know. The previous owner must have left it here when he moved. Next morn, I found sharpie evidence on my wall! This was in just a matter of minutes! I think kids should be part of the FBI. They find shit no one else can (or hide them). Hell in the 5-6 year range they could probably find bigfoot!

Anyone wanna chat about ways to decrease gun violence? Any discussions?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Be more like the UK where you need to have an officer come in your house and verify that you have a proper gun safe. One is for the firearm, other is for ammo (can't be in the same safe). Lots of scandinavian countries require a mental exam. If all I mentioned went into law today, we would not see a significant decrease in gun violence. Not in our life time anyways. There are far too many firearms in the US. They are so easy to get.

I LEARNED SOMETHING FROM TRUMP - I think there's actually something of value to be learned from...

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

He's a daddys little rich kid that was probably never told no! That's why I think he is so egotistical.

Arizona Will Have A Chance To Elect Its First Latino Governor In Decades | HuffPost

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Joe will probably try to stop it.

Is there any benefit to getting to level 8?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

There are perks to lvl 7. If you click on your profile, then click on my points / level. It will tell you what perks you have when you get another level. Level 8 is shown as perks hidden. 9 and 10 don't show perks hidden. Don't know about those levels.

BIFURCATION: bi-fur-ca-tion.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Can we burify trrump from putin?

How about some fun with 2 truths and a lie?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Two explains 3. Saying 1 is a lie.

Would you (knowingly) date a Trump supporter?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Not sure why "if they were paying" is an option. However, I voted for it. If they really support this guy, they won't pay their fair share! If she is a tight body hottie with a million dollar body... might re-think. :P

If you can solve this at 60 miles an hour, you're my kinda woman.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 29, 2018:

X is a variable. Otherwise the answer is 180.

Mike Pence believes that God has called him to be president of the U.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 29, 2018:

At least pemce held office before becoming VP! Just saying...

Go fund me lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Around that time, my go-fund-me was a lemonade stand.

do you mind if.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 28, 2018:

On a similar note, I love how a bunch of friends plan a huge plan to grill and have a bonnfire. A dozen people show up and 50% of the time people are looking at FB on their phone! I do that shit when I am bored at home!

PARADOX: par-a-dox.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I've known that word for a long time, however love how it is used as an example in the quote!

I know, I know... But you have to admit it is funny!

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I'm pretty sure that he is not president, and this is just a nightmare...

21,973 more points to 8. My goal is Oct 31st. Do you think I will make it?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I myself don't care too much about points/levels.

This is for you German Girl!

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I love coffee! If I have a cup (I don't stop at one), you won't see me for about an hour. Makes me poop.

The shadow tells all

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's why I'm The Great Shadow?

Somnambulist - sleepwalker The image is a still from the 1920 film, “The Cabinet of Dr.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 27, 2018:

From what I've read, hypnosis can't force you to do something you don't want to.

Yikes!!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Too soon? lol

Apparently they missed it

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 27, 2018:

LMAO!

David Bowie - Fame [youtu.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 26, 2018:

IIRC that was Bowie's first hit to make number one one the boards.

Might as well let them know early

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I KNEW IT! i'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES! - Dark Helmet

You guys must stop drinking please ! EWN: Alcohol kills 2.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Clicked on the site. Then clicked to the the link on the site. Didn't have shit to do with it! For the record, I am a supporter of DDAMM.

Best time of day for sex? Morning!

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Any. A bj is the best wake up call! Unless you're in prison...

See - it's fine!

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Thinning out the heard...

Best band ever! Latest album . [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 26, 2018:

The correct answer is Slayer. :P

That is a pretty good price.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Pending a STD check...

The truth about Ontario education

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Can we trade the Canadian school system for the US one? We are teaching common core for fucks sake! When I was in junior high, they had to put a disclaimer in biology books about evolution. I'll trade ya.

Hi everyone.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Thanks for the share! I like how you do the finger picking. Kind of a lost art in some ways. I myself don't play open mic. I use active pick-ups. Nevertheless, groovy! Also I know about stage fright. If you make a mistake, just think to yourself "that was a cool mistake"! Keep playing. Most people in the audience won't even notice anyways.

Hey! I am, therefore guitar.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Very cool! What make and model is the black one? Looks sick AF!

Watch that first step

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

From Mallrats: "that damn kid is on the escalator again"!

Quiet again. i need conversations. ha.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Doesn't sound desperate...

Any other Ibanez fans here?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

I have an Ibanez RG series 7 string. They make good guitars. Mine is not a neck-through however. I didn't like the DiMarzio puckups, so I replaced with dual EMG 707's. I also am not a fan of the Floyd Rose. Kahler is far better IMHO. I hardly ever play it because I almost never need to use the low B. I basically play it like a 6 string.

I keep finding myself singing in the aisles. Is it just me?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Right up there with elevator music and the music you hear on hold...

Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Couldn't find "bop-she-bop-she-bop" in the dictionary. Don't know what it is, so can't answer.

This was sent to me with the caption.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

How true! Great analogy!

I've always wanted a telescope.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Reminds me of the song Bibles and Guns by Sodom.

Be careful on here.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Sadly anyone can be anyone on the net. Ot I live 80 miles from Omaha and will probably be moving back there in the near future.

What your cats think...

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Lmao!

Why life is so hard.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Oh, this is where common core came from...

Panda time

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I think I know the one on the left.

When you are interacting with other members in this group, what makes you happiest?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Anyone that replies. Lol

Can you hear the music??

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

So my computer! Close every tab except the last. That's where the music is coming from...

ಋಊಡಫಫಪಬಬಬಫಪಪ಼ ಠಠಫಫಫಫ

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Is it weird that I want to check out some of her vids after hearing the name. By i, I mean a friend.

Don't worry, kid, we got ya.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Best meme all day!

So we have a new Prime Minister.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Our president had zero political experience prior to becoming president. I think the 11 years in Parliament trumps trump.

Working with a dental office in future

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

It's great that you want to job shadow! Lots of people think "this is all you do at this job". However, when you get into the field, you're like "I have to do this too"? Smart move on your part. Keep in mind every employer is different. What you may see in a day is probably not going to be with the worst people to work with. If you think it will work for you, go for it. If off the bat you don't like it, run. Hope someone can help you with your endeavors.

Merica the beautiful

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I get the meme. But we do Intimidate most countries.

Having a rough night.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Cheer up man! If this "friend" can't accept who you are, then that is not a friend. Around here we don't give a flying fuck if you are gay, bi, or straight! You will always have online friends here!

This Is God's Most Famous Conversation Of All Time

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

If this is a link to Trump's Twitter, I'm sick of reading it. Lol

Have you ever been the athletic type or super good at sports?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I played soccer when I was younger. Not very good. Same goes for baseball. I also wrestled. I went to huskerland (big final deal in this state). I got second! First round I lost because of points, not because I got pinned. No one was in my weight class so it was a round Robin. You tell me...

I know these are not uncommon words but they confuse many people.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I had to look it up. Be dammed if you re right! I thought inflammable was the opposite. Learn something new...

Beware Humans.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Love it!

So the day that I found out my step mother was dead, I threw a party.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Nope. Go dance on her grave!

final question

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Not a huge fan of Moore, but this is good!

Feed them!

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Sooooo my cats!

AGORAPHOBIA: ag-o-ra-pho-b-ia.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 24, 2018:

The only reason I've heard this word is because of the movie benchwarmers. Thought it meant someone who is afraid of light.