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Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

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Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.

Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

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Q. WHY don't they have Public Telephones capable of making Long-Distance Calls in China? A) Because there is some wing-wong always winging the wong numbers....LOL.

Just for Laughs

Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

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Old Bluey, the sun wrinkled Bushie from way, way out in Aussie Outback arrives in town for the first time in 40 years. He heads to the local Pub to quench his thirst and wash down the dust. Plants his backside on the bar-stool, orders his beer and ...

Just for Laughs

Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

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Mrs Wong has just given birth to her first child. She shows their new daughter to her husband, Mr. Wong, and he notices that his daughter has blond hair, blue eyes and very white skin. The nurse asks Mr. Wong, " What name are giving this daughter of ...

General & Hellos

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

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Well, in case anyone may be interested. The 'requested attend' (LOL) Dinner with Justice 'X' and the Support last evening was quite the 'hoot' say the least. One of the ' fanciest' Restaurants in town, a 4 course meal, not the usual style as to be...

aussie sceptics

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

You little Beauties. I guess BIG Sky Daddy and Son weren't as 'on your side' as you thought they'd be ScumMo and the LNP. The ALP has won in Queensland and I expect the LNP are now wearing ice-packs on their 'nether regions' after the arse-kicking ...

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

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Sad news for all Bond Fans, etc. Sean Connery has died aged 90. Vale Sean, We will always remember the " name is Bond, James Bond." Rest well old Friend.

General & Hellos

Oct 28, 2020Oct 2020

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Well, attended the Local Court on Tuesday for the Hearing of the Case re- Belinda v. Catholic Priest, School Principal and her Parents. About 10 minutes after the Court was called in to Session, it was adjourned for 30 minutes because Justice 'X' ...

aussie sceptics

Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

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Well, it seems that the Covid Restrictions are being eased in Victoria these days. Nice for the business community BUT I'm hoping that it is NOT just another case of ' too much too soon' for the sake of everyone, Victorians included. This virus is ...

General & Hellos

Oct 25, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Well, I guess my seat in Hell, IF there is even such a place, is most definitely booked after yesterday.....LOL. Got accosted by the neighbourhood Evangeloon as I was walking out my front gate to go and get my Sunday paper. He said, " Hey, I need to ...

aussie sceptics

Oct 24, 2020Oct 2020

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We must be doing something right. Today we welcome yet another New Chum to our ranks, @ThinkingIdiot from yet again the Indian Sub-Continent,. Welcome to our little but growing group, Friend, hope you find what you like here, enjoy our company, the ...

aussie sceptics

Oct 23, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Hello again Fellow Aussie Sceptics. I have the pleasure of welcoming @Sheetal26 from India to our slowly growing ranks. Welcome to Aussie Sceptics, Sheetal, glad to have aboard, you are, to the best of my knowledge, our first member from the Indian ...

Just for Laughs

Oct 23, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

It's 2003 and an Aid Worker id driving through the wilds of Afghanistan when he sees an Afghani with his 3 wives, children, belongings, a few camels and driving a goat ahead of them all. He stops and asks the Afghani why he his driving the goat ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Oct 22, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Okay, just wee thought here. God-Jesus-Messiah shed his blood for us and died on the cross, correct? Therefore, and logically (LOL) are we not also the God-Jesus- Messiahs of the mosquitoes for whom we shed our blood so that they too may live on? Are...

aussie sceptics

Oct 22, 2020Oct 2020

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G'day fellow aussie sceptics, how's it hang fellas, how're they swinging ladies....LOL. Please welcome our newest recruit @Barbara (Babs) from Ohio to our ranks. Welcome aboard Barbara, here's hoping you'll find us a mob of irreverent, ...

General & Hellos

Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

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Hmm, perhaps I may upset someones 'Apple Cart' with a posting or comment I made recently because I'm getting a flood of Alerts stating that a comment or whatever has been removed/deleted. As to precisely WHY I have no darned idea since Admin seems ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Oct 20, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

I once got a job as a Contortionist, it involved me getting into a box measuring 2' x 2' x2'. I quit that job after a week because I just couldn't 'get' in to it....LOL.

General & Hellos

Oct 19, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Aw Geez, it just can't any better. Just had some jerk come to my door asking if I'd be interested in buying 20 kilos of "Rooting Compound" from him. He looked kind of surpirsed when I asked him if it came with a few 'roots' as well until I told him ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Oct 18, 2020Oct 2020

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Bloody Nora, just went outside to check on my parrot in her cage and at first look I thought I saw Jeebus half squatting and smoking a huge Cuba cigar. Took a second look to make sure and it was only a possibly constipated Great Dane trying its best...

Just for Laughs

Oct 17, 2020Oct 2020

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Little Jane is sitting beside her father when she asks, " Daddy, I have red hair and you call me Bluey, you have black hair and people call you Snowy, Grandpa has no hair and people call him Mudguard, so why is it that Mummy has lots of long red hair...

General & Hellos

Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

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Just a quick up-date for those interested in the case of "B" versus parent, Catholic School and School Chaplain ( a Catholic Priest btw). The case is set to be heard in the Local Courts 1 week from next Tuesday. Solicitors for the Defendants tried to...

Just for Laughs

Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

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A wealthy Texan touring through the Africa velds decides he want to go on a hunting Safari. Rather than going through the normal channels of seeking out a Safari Guide and letting him organise everything, the Texan goes it alone. He finds a nearby ...

General & Hellos

Oct 13, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

As a Child and Youth Crisis Counselor I have some truly hard, heart-breaking cases in my years doing it. But none so far as heart-rending as this mornings. Can't use names here for both Ethical and Professional reasons, so I'll simply use 'B' for my ...

Oct 11, 2020Oct 2020

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Just 'surfing around on You tube and found this song by Aussie Kevin Bloody Wilson, " What's Donald Going to do Today." Can't up-load it from You tube I'm afraid, but someone might be able to, well worth the laugh BUT may cause severe upsets, etc, ...

Oct 11, 2020Oct 2020

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Humpty Dumpty tRumpty claims to be immune to Covid 19.....ROFLAMAO. Imo, the only things tRump is truly IMMUNE to are, 1) telling the truth, 2) Paying his taxes, 3) being a true and decent member of the Human race, 4) Ethics and Morality, Aw shit, I...

General & Hellos

Oct 10, 2020Oct 2020

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G'day everyone, just thought I might pass on a bit of reasoning LOL) that I heard from Evangeloon yesterday afternoon. Please, please ensure you have clean, dry pants handy to change in to when you read this. With the recent rainfall we've been ...

aussie sceptics

Oct 8, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

I, personally, do not give a damn what anyone else thinks, BUT I agree 100% with the QLD Premier on her strictness re- the N.S.W. - QLD Border closures status. After all, imo, it IS the Duty and within the remit of EVERY State Premier to ensure, at ...

Oct 8, 2020Oct 2020

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Just read that Donny, J for Jerk, tRump wants to 'delay' further debates with Biden until later this month. Refuse to do ANY debates that ARE not held on a face to face basis because it would give Biden an unfair advantage by allowing Biden to use a ...

Just for Laughs

Oct 8, 2020Oct 2020

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A Texan is taking a tour around an Aussie Cattle Station (Ranch) with the owner when seemingly out of nowhere a huge kangaroo jumps out and starts keeping pace with the car. The Texan leans across and sees the car is steadily gaining speed on this ...

Just for Laughs

Oct 7, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Two young neighbour hood brats are having a very heated verbal fight over each others Football teams when one yells at the other one, " My Dad says your Dad is an arse-hole." The other Brat pipes up and says, " My Dad says yours is a C--t." The first...

Just for Laughs

Oct 7, 2020Oct 2020

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A burglar is robbing a house when hears the voice of parrot voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He takes no notice but still the voice keeps on saying " Jesus is watching you." Eventually the voice starts getting on his nerves and he looks around...

Oct 7, 2020Oct 2020

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" Lab test results show Trump has Covid antibodies." Yeah, and I believe in Santa Claus as well. Imo, it would NOT be all that difficult for a bit of 'pressure' to exerted on any Lab/s or Doctors by the tRump Administration to get a false or faked ...

Just for Laughs

Oct 6, 2020Oct 2020

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After a hard day toiling away in the hot sun, mowing lawns, pruning trees and shrubs, etc, Dad decides to have a nice hot bath and let the water soak away his aches and pains. All is going to plan UNTIL, Little Jimmy, his 4 year old son, arms full of...

Just for Laughs

Oct 5, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

It's been very quiet for a few weeks now, Superman is getting a bit bored as he does his usually flying patrols of the city. Suddenly, atop the tallest building in the city he spies Wonder Woman, laying stark naked on a sun-lounge, legs spread wide ...

Just for Laughs

Oct 4, 2020Oct 2020

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Just for a bit of laugh here and DEFINITELY NO disrespect meant towards women, BUT, Has anyone ever thought that this god of Christians, Muslims, Jews and the like COULD perhaps be a Woman, since we males all know and realise that a Woman MUST ...

General & Hellos

Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Well, gawd darn it, there must be a reason why I enjoy having my morning/afternoon coffee and smoko break on my front veranda. Just accidently btw, overheard a very heated exchange between Jesus-Jockey, Evangeloon and "Pope Paul Skelley" ( I ...

aussie sceptics

Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Are ScumMo and Co. for real? Stimulate the flagging economy by reducing/ cutting wages to the Workers, etc, etc, and giving Tax Breaks to the 'Big End of Town.' Trickle Down Economics at its very best is what they cite perpetually. FFS, anyone with ...

Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

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Is it yet a ploy of sorts or is it for real? News reports have it that Humpty tRumpty and his Consort have JUST been tested as Covid positive. Now given how well we've seen his, imo, 'spoiled Brat' tantrums and endless shouts that the up and coming ...

Just for Laughs

Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

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An Aussie Tour Guide dies and, amazingly, get admitted to Heaven. As he walks through the Pearly Gates, Old GateKeeper, St. Peter, comes up to him and says, " Great, you are just what we need here, someone to show the Newcomers around and give them a...

Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

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Q. Who invented and named the very first 'Hotdog?' A. The Roman Catholic Church did when they executed the Priest Savonarola (Sav on a roll) ....LOL.

General & Hellos

Sep 30, 2020Sep 2020

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Stone the crows, a bloke can't seem to sit, minding his own business these days, on his front veranda without getting questioned. I was really enjoying the morning, looking at nothing in particular, drinking my coffee and relaxing when over the fence...

General & Hellos

Sep 30, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Vale, Helen Reddy, a great voice, a great Aussie,she will sorely missed.

Sep 28, 2020Sep 2020

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Q. What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise both have in common? A. The both circle Uranus (Ur Anus) looking for Klingons....LOL.

General & Hellos

Sep 25, 2020Sep 2020

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Well I'll darned, just got a a very earnest and most unexpected APOLOGY of all things from Evangeloon neighbour. First he offered up his most sincere apology for abusing me when he fell off his very make-shift scaffold the other week and begged my ...

Just for Laughs

Sep 25, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Old Snowy and his Missus have arguing like cats and dogs almost non-stop for months now and his wife's birthday has arrived. So, Snowy hands her a nicely wrapped present and she begrudgingly open it to find inside a new pair of Slippers and a massive...

Just for Laughs

Sep 25, 2020Sep 2020

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The father and his twelfth and youngest son are sitting and talking when son 12 asks, " Dad, my brothers all have normal names, like John, Patrick, William and all that, WHY is my name so different?" The father ponders for a few seconds and replies,...

Just for Laughs

Sep 25, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Abdullah Bakhim Masheir, the Military Instructor for the Taliban is instructing a class of new Recruits in an Afghan Desert Camp. "The lesson for today," he tells the class, " Is on becoming a Suicide Bomber, as you see here I'm wearing our latest ...

Just for Laughs

Sep 25, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Did you know that the Irish are a very inventive and innovative people? In one single day they invent the Helicopter Ejection Seat and minced meat both at exactly the same time....LOL.

Just for Laughs

Sep 25, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Old Dusty, a 69 year old, weather-worn face from his many years of working out in the blister hot outback sun, dust and icy cold winters Aussie Bushman's 70th. birthday is fast approaching. He hasn't been to the nearest town or any town for well ...

Health & Happiness

Sep 23, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

After responding to a comment from a member and a considered friend I would like to make this very heart-felt plea to all. Please, please do NOT shun, avoid, deride,etc, etc, those around us who are battling cancers, DO NOT see them as being ...

Religion & Spirituality

Sep 22, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Unsure if this has ever been posted before but here goes anyway. We hear often and most tediously from the Faithfools that God/Jesus, who btw is both himself, his son and his father, but I digress a bit here, Love us one and ALL without exception or ...

General & Hellos

Sep 17, 2020Sep 2020

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FFS, when this saga with Evangeloon and his mother come to an end? Last evening she again rang me, Evangeloon is being released from hospital some time later today (Friday) and will be wearing a sling to support his arm, etc, until it heals. His ...

General & Hellos

Sep 16, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Just a little adjunct to the Evangeloon business from last weekend. Last evening I received a phone call from Evangeloon's mother. She said, quite nicely I might add, " I want to thank you most sincerely for your rendering assistance to my somewhat, ...

Just for Laughs

Sep 15, 2020Sep 2020

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Two 5 year old children, a boy and a girl , are standing, facing each other and talking when the boy drops his pants, reveals his little 'wriggler' and says, " My Dad says with this we men can rule the world." The little girl just smiles sweetly, ...

General & Hellos

Sep 12, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Well I may have copped a totally uncalled for and unwarranted tirade from Evangeloon yesterday , BUT, I just had the 2 Ambos ( Ambulance persons)/Paramedics call around to my house and offer me their praises, etc, for my actions yesterday before they...

General & Hellos

Sep 12, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

So, there I was sitting on my front veranda, drinking a well earned coffee, minding my own business. When out the corner of my eye I see my Evangeloon neighbour standing precariously on a very thin board stretched between 2 tall ladders, about 8 feet...

General & Hellos

Sep 11, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

And in the beginning, according to the Goat-herders Guide to the Galaxy, God sayeth to Noah, " See how I have set forth my bow of many colours in the sky, this is my pledge unto thee that never again shalt I send forth no more such disasters to ...

Just for Laughs

Sep 10, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

The new Protestant Pastor, divorced for a number of years, has arrived in town and has decided to hold a Meet and Greet gathering at her new home. All the social 'elite' are there, they are eagerly discussing religion, church matters, social matters ...

Sep 9, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

WTF, has someone somewhere REALLY gone and lost their tiny mind? Yeah okay, so I'm listening to our Aussie 24 hours News Channel and I just heard that, shock of shocks, horror of horrors, Humpty Dumpty tRumpty has been NOMINATED for a Nobel Prize, ...

Sep 9, 2020Sep 2020

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Now, okay I'm an Aussie and our Election/Voting Laws are probably different to the U.S. BUT I heard it said that PotUS 45 is urging his 'supporters' to Vote twice in November. Here in Australia the Electoral Laws state that " It is One Person, One ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 6, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Yesterday I gave some of my batch number '4.0' Pea and Ham soup to my Lady Friend, Tracey to try and give me her 'critique' of it. She just rang me and told me that is was, in her opinion it was, 1) very very tasty, 2) extremely filling and my ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 6, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Oh boy, do young kids say the oddest things, Saturday we had a quiet little picnic in a local sandy creek bed with my 6y.o. nephew and the family. The menu was Snags ( sausages) chops, fried onions and potato slices all cooked Aussie style on the ...

Religion & Spirituality

Sep 5, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

I was listening on the radio to a bit of a philosophy last evening where the person being interviewed said the following, 1) "The power, etc, of ALL God/s, etc, are derived solely from those who pray to them, and, 2) When the people cease to pray, ...

Sep 5, 2020Sep 2020

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And God said, "Let there be light." And from nowhere came a Chinese voice that said, " All raise hands for many hands make light work." LOL.

Just for Laughs

Sep 5, 2020Sep 2020

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And God said unto Adam " Go forth and multiply." Adam was terrible at Maths and came in fifth instead...LOL.

Just for Laughs

Sep 5, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Q. Why do Fundamentalist Christians, Puritans, Mormons, etc, etc, dislike dancing? A. Because it looks too much like having sex and enjoying yourself.

aussie sceptics

Sep 5, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

A big welcome goes out to @GarryHannam who hails from the 'sheep paddock gone to waste,' aka the A.C.T., who has just joined our ranks. But hey, don't worry Gazza we won't hold where you live against you.

Sep 3, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Might be a bit risque for some, but here goes any way. Q. What is the difference between a Crack Cocaine Dealer and a Prostitute? A. The prostitute can wash her 'crack' and re-sell it over and over again.

Just for Laughs

Sep 3, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

A Lost Dog notice I saw yesterday. Lost Dog, Has 1 ear missing, blind in 1 eye, left hind leg has been amputated, no teeth and a broken tail that just hangs down limp. Answers to the name of Lucky.

Just for Laughs

Sep 3, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Q. What is the difference between the Tax Department and a Vampire? A. The vampire has the decency to stop sucking AFTER you're dead.

Just for Laughs

Sep 3, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

This may sound a bit racist to some BUT is intended only as a joke. Q. Why do they call Camels the 'Ships of the Desert.?" A. Because they are always full of Arab seamen ( semen)....LOL.

Just for Laughs

Sep 2, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Speaking of camels. A new and young recruit arrives at his posting in the French Foreign Legion Fort in the middle of the Sahara, the nearest township is about 20 miles away as the crow flies. He enters the Commandants Office to present his posting ...

Just for Laughs

Sep 2, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

The scene, the Garden of Eden. Adam has just awoken to discover that a naked and nubile female counterpart is laying next to him asleep. Pondering over why this female counterpart has suddenly appeared he wanders off into the Garden and asks God, " ...

Just for Laughs

Sep 2, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Two Explorers, one Englishman and one Australian, have been lost in the Sahara now for a number of weeks. All they have is one camel which they share riding as they trek through the sands hour after hour, day after day. Finally they come across a ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 30, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Meant to post this earlier but had a bit of laundry that was urgently needing doing. Yesterday, being Sunday here in Aussie country, I decided to treat myself to a bit of wander before heading up to get my Sunday paper, etc. My little sojourn took me...

aussie sceptics

Aug 30, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Mornin' all, on this, the last day of August, 2020 please welcome @Garf from over Dubbo way N.S.W. to our fun group of Aussie Sceptics. Welcome to our own little Asylum Garf, here's hoping you will join in, have fun, add your thoughts, etc, and enjoy...

Just for Laughs

Aug 29, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, arrives home at the Palace early and unexpectedly, walks into her Private Chambers to find a figure dressed in her Royal Regalia, robes, Crown the whole works. Enraged at the sight that greets her she yells loudly, ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Sean, well known for his temper, arrives home unexpectedly to find his Missus in bed, naked and has very obviously been having passionate sex. He rants, raves, yells and grab the nearest object, a large wardrobe, and tosses it out of the 5th. floor ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

The Brothers Murphy apply for and get a job as Ditch Diggers with their local town Council. The first task on their list is dig a ditch alongside a Highway BUT can only do it after nightfall due to the hazards of Traffic. Their Supervisor decides to ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

O'Flannigan gets a job with the Highways Department. His first day on the job and the Foreman hands him a bucket of white paint, brush and tells him to re-paint the white lines on the main road leading out of the town. The first day, O'Flannigan ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Paddy is sitting at the bar in his favourite pub in Dublin enjoying his usual glass of Irish Whiskey when his neighbour comes rushing in and tells him, " Paddy, I just come past yer house, the curtaind were openin yer bedroom and I saw ya Missus in ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 27, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

A Sparky (Electrician) has been working hard re-wiring the house of a very elderly lady. Smoko time comes around and she invites him sit in family room whilst she makes them both a hot coffee. On the Coffee table he spies a bowl full of nice tasty ...

Aug 26, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Doggone it, wish I knew how to do it, just found a song that I'd like to share here but my computer know-how ain't that great. The tune, "Little Boy Lost" is the story of Stephen Walls who was lost in the New England ranges of N.S.W. Australia in ...

General & Hellos

Aug 26, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Well had a really good day yesterday when my good friend, Alan, and I went out about 40 miles into the outback to cut and collect a load of firewood. A nice calm day, temperature around 19 Celsius, in places the countryside has gone from dry, dead ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 24, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

American Indian village and George Armstrong Custer is riding through it. He sees a the Chief sitting in front of his Tepee, raises his hand and says "How." The Chief says nothing, just give Custer the 'bird' then re-does the 'bird' again only this ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 24, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

For the first time in years, Paddy the Irishman is sitting at the bar and smiling very broadly. The Barman asks, " Why are you smiling, have things at home turned out for the better?" "Nah," says Paddy, " Me Missus has just left to go on an overseas ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 24, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Same couple, same often tempestuous relationship only a few months later this time. Hubby arrives at the Breakfast table, sits down, opens his newspaper and says to his wife, " I had a dream last night,wanna here about it?" "Well, bad luck, coz I'm ...

aussie sceptics

Aug 24, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Morning there fellow Aussie Sceptics, please give a good Aussie style welcome to our new member, @Gnomey from the country where the bananas grow straight, until the locals bend them (LOL), the Cane Toads run free and the best Ginger Beer in the world...

Just for Laughs

Aug 23, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Little 8 year old Johnny and his mate Rusty are sitting, minding their own business on the kerb when the local Mounted Cop rides by on his horse. Johnny pipes up and says to Rusty, " Geez mate, cop the size of the c_ nt on that horse will ya?" The ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 23, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Same couple, only a few weeks later. Breakfast table as usual and she says quite blankly, " I dreamed last night about an Auction where they selling Mens Penises." "The really big, meaty, thick, long ones were going for prices around $1,000 to $1,500...

Just for Laughs

Aug 23, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

It's Monday morning here Peeps, so let's start the week off with a laugh. A Couple, known for their somewhat often slightly tempestuous relationship are sitting at the Breakfast table, he is reading the morning Newspaper, she is reading a magazine ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 23, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Well you wouldn't believe or read about But it has happened. For nearly 4 years now I've been calling this bird, a Peach-Faced Parrot, Henri Le Merde, because the breeder informed me he was DEFINITELY a Male. This morning, as per usual, I wake up, ...

aussie sceptics

Aug 22, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

A rumour has been doing the 'rounds' that Mrs. ScumMo may be considering divorcing Mr. ScumMo on the grounds that he has NOT been doing to her what he has been doing the rest of the Australians for the past few years......LOL.

Aug 22, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

PotUS 45 has been troubled every night now for months by a constant tap, tap, tapping sound that seems to come from nowhere and everywhere at the same time. He has called in the Secret Service, the Pest Exterminators, the C.I.A., the A.S.P.C.A and ...

General & Hellos

Aug 19, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Oh what a week, Tuesday I checked and renewed my Lotto entries, I found out I had won a bit of money for the first time in years, a nice little $1,480, I came home with the cash in my pocket after getting my fortnights groceries, stacked them into ...

Aug 16, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

And so did Centurion Marcus Lickus Clittorus say to Mary, " Bathe and clean yourself for tonight I am horny and my Legionaries are on guard at the Governors Palace." And did Mary bathe and was clean and did so spread well her legs and Marcus Lickus ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 14, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

During his years at High School, etc, a certain young lady, who will remain anonymous, was seduced by him. On that notorious evening as he had finished having his way with her she popped up and said, " From now I'll be telling everyone that, ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 12, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Trump is doing a tour of the Australian Outback when his motorcade breaks down in the middle of nowhere. In the middle his usual ranting, raving and 'dummy spitting, a medium sized plane comes in low the stranded motorcade, lands, taxis back towards ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 11, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Okay, so I'm in the mood for a little fun and laughs, so here's another one just for fun. Who can think up uses for Politicians, I'll start the ball rolling with, 1) Speed Humps on Highways and Main Roads.

Aug 11, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid

Q) How can you tell when Donald Trump is lying? A) His lips are moving.

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