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Lookie lookie what I found in the Wall Street Journal: [wsj.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

## Sort, giggle, giggle. The site in the post claims singles often have a better life than those with romantic entanglements. The meme has **absolutely nothing** to do with the site. Now watch 'em ignore the site and run right smack into the meme.

People Who Swear May Be Happier, Healthier And More Honest [huffpost.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

## Pifflie poo. The people who use the word "fuck" instead of the word "the" aren't the brightest bulb in the marquee. If almost every sentence has a swear word, people aren't going to pay much attention to you. There's a burn out point on vulgarity when it becomes clear their command of adverbs and adjectives is limited. The "study" uses a lot of "maybe" instead of hard numbers. Therefore I'm willing to dismiss it as fluff for those who need justification for frequent swear words.

Sweet kid.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

## I remember the code in the teacher's break room for spawn of hell was "little darling." I feel absolute certain that during teacher parent discussions that term popped up instead of "If I could feed him to the wood chipper . . . . "

I think so.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I wonder who buys their crack in a sandwich bag. Not that I should ask.

You know who 3 should be

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

## Ah, the corpses of the rich and powerful.

YONDERLY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

## It sounds like a variation of the word "yonder." It's most commonly heard in the US Air Force's theme song "Off we go into the wild blue yonder." That also leads to their lesser known motto "If it isn't blue, we're not going yonder." 😇😇😁

Got a laugh out of this.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## Happy little tyke.

No x3. [facebook.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## Currently there are four books out where more than two dozen shrinks agree he's nuts. I ought buy a copy of *Summary of The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 37 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts.*

A new children's book.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## Somebody spent too much time in Greek literature class.

Good Morning Everyone! Spent yesterday pm into the evening having some fun at Trick Shot Billiards ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## We had a long drive out in the country, remembering how things used to be.

Ok, how often do you mow your yard and get visitors?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## When it comes to animals (not counting Petunia's distant nephews) all our visitors are nocturnal: mostly possums and raccoons looking garbage.

Camping not just for rugged outdoors types anymore

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## I had a girl friend who thought camping was a chance to get drunk and pee in the woods. She didn't want to take the long stroll to campground restrooms. Therefore, she walked 20 feet away from our camp site into the woods and squatted. Saved me on bar bills.

For anyone who thinks that i was a point whore, I posted this in not the most popular group, though ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## The aluminum foil guy happens to be available, ergo she isn't ready to dump him. She'll whine about his faults instead.

Seems legit! Funny that a trumpster posted this. [facebook.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## Saved to my hard drive to pester others for (hopefully) when people start posting how wonderful Trump was as a president.

Religion in a nutshell.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## I was taught that there is historical evidence of Jesus and forgot to ask "sez who?"

It's been a hot month

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## For some reason, today it's supposed to be under 90f (32c). I'm happy. I used to live in South Florida (south of St. Petersburg on Anna Maria Island) without air conditioning.

Donald Trump announces plans to buy Narnia from Middle Earth [newsthump.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## "Middle-Earth has yet to respond to Mr Trump’s plans because it is fictional and doesn’t exist. Narnia, on the other hand, told the President to ‘shit off’."

When I want to feel better about myself

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2019:

## Childhood is a 19th century invention that didn't catch on for a long time.

How many nick names can we think of to describe tRump? I'll start - Cheeto

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2019:

## Talking yam is my favorite.

That dinosaur is a fake dick

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2019:

## Twisted kid.

Good Morning Everyone?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2019:

## One of these day, I'm going to buy a boxed set of the Handmaiden Tale on DVD at the local pawn shop. Enjoy your meeting.

Well that's a good question..lol!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2019:

## What's the shell pasta all about?

syzygy noun syz·y·gy | \ ˈsi-zə-jē \ : the nearly straight-line configuration of ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2019:

One needs to say "nearly straight" because light bends around planets.

It takes about that long, too! Well, I mean from the perspective of looking back...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2019:

## Those were the days.

disconsolate adjective dis·con·so·late | \ dis-ˈkän(t)-sə-lət \ 1 : CHEERLESS ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Being rather verbose, I prefer the phrase "hung down, brung down,dejected, inspected, injected and rejected."

List of how liberals change language to control the debate

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 24, 2019:

It's bogus. My ears started twitching over "climate denier" meaning "Assumes that the debate is over and the science is settled." Last I heard 97% of scientists who study weather agree on climate change. Might as well say gravity denier assume the debate is over. "Pro life" is reasonable because it means they don't want to kill the little bastard in the womb. They want it old enough to kill it in the battle field.

[alternet.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Question of next week: how low will the Dow Jones have to go until Republicans abandon Trump? I'm betting 50% or worse.

I'm really disappointed in a lot of people on this site.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 24, 2019:

> Im talking about members of a family that need to take actions when they see their house is burning. Major mistake: we're not family. We're more like the people who show up at the house fire with marshmallows on a stick.

Just a few from Facebook this morning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 24, 2019:

## Most excellent.

[yahoo.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## Amazingly stupid to think he can order companies out of China. It's further proof of his delusions. Bet he doesn't stop making ties in China.

[dailykos.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## Business as usual.

[youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## The video is about following the money that will lead to global destruction. Plenty of history of the Koch brother's contributions toward that effort. It does take a half hour to watch.

[yahoo.com] CNN hires fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe. Kudos in order!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## With McCabe's background, I expect CNN to expose more scandals than ever.

Hey Everyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

It took a few months before my t-shirt arrived and after I kept mentioning it in the posts. When it did arrive, the wife either threw it away or hid it. 😣😣😣😖😖😫😫

Yesterday, I went on a day road trip with a friend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## Thousands of birds fly into skyscrapers because skyscrapers have glass windows. Same story for windmills and the jet aircraft engines. Bird brains.

memes memes memes

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## "I don't belong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat." -- Will Smith.

All hail Joyce Butler.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

One them was arrested for other reasons: "Dobbins [67] told investigators he was nude for medical reasons, police said." I am miffed the report didn't say **what** medical reasons. If it'd clear up my asthma . . . .

Let’s clear this up, pup

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

## Time for a snappy dance.

Time for a divorce

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

## She got one of those along with bible verses on the wall.

Tag, You're It

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

## Not a monkey expert at all.

Source: [literarydevices.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Too many examples to follow: 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station. 11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. 12. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory. 17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 19. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. 20. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 21. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 22. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 23. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 24. I am neither for nor against apathy. 25. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 26. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 27. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 28. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. 29. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! 30. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 31. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. 32. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. 33. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire ...

Source: [literarydevices.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

## Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit. The only thing that infers with my learning is my education.

I never cared too much for horror.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

## An unlikely and baseless tale.

Wow just Wow! [en.wikipedia.org]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

". . . has been characterized as "baseless",[18][19][20] "unhinged",[21] and "evidence-free".[22] Its proponents have been called "a deranged conspiracy cult"[23] and "some of the Internet's most outré Trump fans".[24]

[dailysquat.com] Had to do something after missing out on Greenland

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

## ‘He wanted to take over Poland, much like his biggest political hero. When he finds out his mistake, he’s going to be very sad,’ said one aide.

Humor for Wed

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

## Can't cut loose until I've had my juice. ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕

men·da·cious.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Definition of mendacious: given to or characterized by deception or falsehood or divergence from absolute truth mendacious tales of his adventures Source: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mendacious Sounds like me when I sign up for a social media site and have to fill out the long winded "who the hell are you" form. Right. I'm 23 with a doctor's degree from Yale in astrophysics. Married 14 women who rotate me during lunar quarters because I'm an expensive gigolo. They can't afford me on a full time basis. I'm currently in exile from the planet Mungo, where they forward my mail to a suburb outside of Tokay, Japan. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. About every two week somebody asks me "Really? You're 23?" 😹😹😹

I love the group profile photo. Ooooh Brother, where art thou?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Don't see any memes.

Cruising the Internet today and came across a perfectly luscious word for this group.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## Pick one who would have no navel: God, Adam or Eve?

Someone said it’s (Trump’s recent executive order saying the LGBTQ could be fired) effect is ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## 😱😱😱

One wonders if Trump would cancel a visit to China if he asked if he could purchase Hong Kong and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Diplomats are a wee bit more diplomatic than that. 🕴️🕴️

I knew this would happen, Tweety has gone over the edge and now declared himself "The Chosen One".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, Trump has declared the people picked him (the "chosen one") to negotiate international agreements. It's clear he didn't mean he is divine.

Attractiveness.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## My theory is if you French kiss their minds, their bodies will follow. Ah's a sloppy kisser, ah is.

Every Day is a new beginning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## A couple of months ago I got what South Carolina says is a "real" driver's license. It allows me to board airplanes for domestic flights. I had to take an amazing amount of identification papers to convince them to give me another driver's license. I provided them with my passport, birth certificate, social security card, voter registration and a utility bill. Previously providing ID was "Here's my old driver's license. I want another one." Didn't have to retake my drivers test. I did have to pay cash because they don't trust checks or credit cards. In God we trust means all others pay cash. This time it included documents I normally keep in a fire box. What worries me is there are a lot of people out there who don't have that level of ID documentation, mostly minorities. Is this a plan to keep the poor, the blacks and Hispanics off the road?

This Man is Missing a Heart, Courage and Brains! Oh My!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## Enlighten me: what's with the apples?

No need to add funny pic, no need to generate anger but Trump just said at the press huddle that "He...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, he said the people had picked him to (the chosen one) to negotiate with China on trade. See (at 2:40) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzlxrPC_E_U

That'll show them.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

The third time is the charm. Two other US presidential administrations tried to buy Greenland.

[lcdviews.com] If only!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## Swedes dancing in the streets!

Today I was presented the opportunity to travel to Cuba with a colleague for a cultural exchange ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## . . . when would I ever have this opportunity again? For most of your life. For several years I've been studying vacationing there. In the worst times, an American (although illegally) could fly from Mexico to Cuba. Once off the plane, Cubans would refuse to stamp your passport. Now you can come back with a stamped passport without getting charged with a felony. Once you've jumped through a few hoops (like you have to promise Cubans you'll spend money there), it can be an affordable visit. It's possible to stay with a Cuban family for a fraction of the cost of a hotel, eat cheap on street side restaurants . . . There's even special cabs that can keep the cost of transportation way down. Some people go for medical tourism. You should watch a few videos on Cuba to be aware of the customs of the people.

Free to a good home.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Percy, my tom cat, needs a kindred soul.

This is just an imaginary exercise for fun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I've always wanted to verify Willie Sutton's observation that it is comforting to be alone in a bank vault at night.

The evil of tRump, let us count the ways: 1) Severely mentally disturbed Your turn -