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WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:
She lost her guarder straps.
This girl with excellent proportions... isn't it?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:
Barefoot woman, hold the cheeks of tan.
I just realized that many posts I made were not accepted because Agnostic claims they did not ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:
The press is free only if you have one.
One can certainly hope!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:
It's why I'm so well read: it's my collection of voddoo lesbians.
Men...and some women...all know the struggle.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
Come here, me bucko. Need I explain the **other** meaning of red wings?
Happy Friday!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
Then there's Percy's point of view.
My Clearance!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
Hot dilly daks! It came with a secret decoder ring.
Bad news for Mueller, great news for Trump and Manaford. This slap in the wrist is disgraceful, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
I think he'll be sent to one of the minimum security white collar jails with the tennis courts rather than hard time in Sing Sing, just like those from the Nixon years.
Just a heads up.. the North Texas Irish Festival is this weekend at Fair Park in Dallas. If you’re...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
Fine time to tell me. It's one of the more popular festivals in Texas. It'd take me three days of **hard** driving to get there and the hotels normally sell out.
Archimandrite A Bishop or eastern orthodox church Abbot superior in charge of administering ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
Good luck in trying to slip that into conversation at the cinder block beer bar.
It took me a long time to understand what it means to forgive someone...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
However satisfying stomping on their pumpkin heads might be.
Hmmmmm.... ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
Farts are shits without the mess.
Chubbyness is sexyness??? boooom!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:
Thick thighs make the best ear muffs.
WWYD: What Would You Do? I had a first date last night. He was nice, but I am not feeling it at ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:
I want to hear from those who had the one night stand and don't want to do it again with them.
Does age matter in a relationship? I'm in a age gap relationship with American older guy he's 48 and...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:
First, she's from the Philippines. About two years ago, I was floored by a gal from the Philippines who was 26 years my junior and wanted me dump my spouse. She kept writing me Facebook PMs of her undying love for me. Sometimes, she'd tie me up for two hours with those lovelorn PMs. After a point, I started doing a LOT of research on the Philippines. It was a case of what the fuck, over? This reaction is part of their **culture.** Many an elderly ex-pat from the states drops their jaws when they move to the Philippines and find out how many young women want them. Their families endorse this reaction. I kid you not. A few of the stories about love there made me drop my jaw before I started repeating the old saw "It's a WHOLE 'nother country." Some of this is because it's viewed as one way to get out of the Philippines. Age isn't the problem. They're happy with older guys. The problem is once state side it takes them a long time to get a work permit and they hate hanging around the house. Next they start missing their family and wondering why they can't get any chicken feet for the BBQ. Culture shock starts to set in. The age difference is NOT the problem. It's a totally different set of problems. Now, I've started thinking it sounds like a nice country to visit for a month or so. How I'm going to leave Petunia behind is a different problem.
Does age matter in a relationship? I'm in a age gap relationship with American older guy he's 48 and...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:
# Never with an American # They're **evil** and must be stopped before they rule the world!
Pettifog verb 1.to bicker or quibble over trifles or unimportant matters.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:
I've heard solving problems in computer programs as "death by pettifoggery"
Many relationships just don't work out. What's a reason you've ended a relationship? I'll go ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:
Last one said I had to get married to her, drop out my last year of college, move the to hell hole that is Atmore, AL, take a job with her son-in-law's business, join her ultra-fundamentalist church, start learning German so we could visit her relatives and stop our sex life until all those conditions were met. Goodbye Barbara! I stayed in college and got my second bachelor's degree instead. Besides, I was living in party city with the one of the world's most beautiful beaches. Rural small town Alabama, for real? Six months later I got a phone call from her. Nobody else wanted to take her out for wild, lust filled weekends. I said no. I had an affair going with a **different** younger, better educated, more racially tolerant woman. A guy can cheat on another woman for **just so long** before she changes her mind about the guy.
The real reason T-Rex had such short arms.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:
Instead, he raped **everything.** He'd have a cow, mon. Much more horror and panic.
What the ever-loving....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Dies are always made in pairs because one never says die.
Two things no one likes in this group.... In one link! Bibles and trump. [cbsnews.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
# When will they offer the Satanic bible equal time?
I encourage clients not to define “having sex” as intercourse, since there are so many paths to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
We could have an epic discussion on how many kinky sex acts there are including why Lassie doesn't come home. At some point, people would start turning green.
Now, hold on just a minute, bub...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
I got thrown into Facebook jail for posting the meme below. I'm living dangerously now.
How a lot of guitar players got started.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Nashville cats, play clean as country water Nashville cats, play wild as mountain dew Nashville cats, been playin' since they's babies Nashville cats, get work before they're two Well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two Guitar pickers in Nashville And they can pick more notes than the number of ants On a Tennessee ant hill Yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two Guitar cases in Nashville And any one that unpacks 'is guitar could play Twice as better than I will
Happy Wednesday! Spring Break is next week. I may take off this Friday as well. I need a rest from ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Heading for South Padre Island?
Mike Mike Mike!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Shameless plug
This sign messes with the guy giving you directions.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
# True story # Yogi Beria lived on a circular street. When you got to his street, there was a fork in the road that would return you to your original street. Therefore he'd tell people "When you get to the fork in the road, take it." Confused everyone.
I've got a cure for that.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Just sit there and drool.
Speed dating.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Guess who got laid.
Stop laughing. It might be true
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
There's no pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.
Oh nooooooo???? 8k miles away,booooom!???
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
If she wants indoors, maybe.
Just doing my bit to support single moms.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
It's the motto for those who think the feds will **never** hunt them down.
Huwawwwwww! At last,i can afford to have this!?????
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Groucho Marx explaining to his hotel staff why he can't pay them better wages: "When I came here, I didn't have a nickel. **Now** I have a nickel."
Solid truth!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Sounds like baloney.
I love casual Fridays at the office!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
# It's difficult to get good help.
Is anybody ready to pass this test?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
If you noticed the ketchup bottle you pass with honors.
According to the site this is post39,541 for me. Try doing that and being only level 5!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
# I got where I am today thanks to reverse Polish exponential notation.
Lay like this one day????
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
The problem with doing nothing is you don't know when you're finished.
Very familiar with gullible of course, not so with gull. gull \ ˈgəl \ transitive verb...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:
Snooker also refers to a type of pocket pool. One of the objectives of the game is to leave the ball in a position so the other guy can't make the required shot. This makes the other guy snarl "I've been snookered!" It's a difficult game.
Kitty isn't playing
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Cats don't come when called. They take a message and get back to you.
It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Mari Gras is common along **most** cities on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and isn't anywhere as wild as it gets in New Orleans.
Support traditional marriage.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
## Of course. That's because traditionally dad has to pay for the marriage.
Lately, I've had trouble getting the heading function to work. That's where a person puts one or ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
If you're looking at my post and wondering why there is a pair of hash tags around the word "lately" -- figure out it's not working for me. It **used** to work.
A Cherokee Parable: The Tale of Two Wolves... A grandfather is talking with his grandson and he ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Grandpa! I got a freaking pack of wolves in me. They're not didactic wolves. They got 50 shades of gray and they all want to kill your sheep. Some of them want to kill your sheep because it's fun, not because they want raw mutton for dinner.
Moses.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Can we have a plague of toads next?
Improvement Suggestion - Can we split the Grrr/Dislike into two emojies for a post Like vote? I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
I await for someone to raise the issue of a lack of "show me your tits" emoji. The person who does it will need an award for their bravery and dumb idea.
Do you spank your tank? I had worked for Costco in the gas station several years ago. In the morning...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
It's the first time I heard anyone call it "spank your tank." I used to rock the truck so the last bit of gasoline could be put in it. I stopped doing that when I found out during the day the gasoline would get warm, expand and come out of the tank.
Dirty Mind Test
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Horrible place to get zits.
She might not be 10/10 but I love this bikini, it should be mandatory at the beach!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Her sister ditches the bikini.
Double stoned whammy.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Mushrooms on the side.
Um, I'm sorry, but there's not enough cocaine or Spanish Fly to get me "in the mood" for that ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
The photo journalists are at the back door.
Me, on the other hand...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Smoke what? Ah's a young innocent.
[bbc.co.uk] Trump loses his legal case in Scotland. Will he now declare war on us or maybe build ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Despite his claim global warming isn't real, he's already built a seawall to stop the sea from flooding his course. One of his neighbors keeps building "fuck Trump" style billboards. He's been on the losing end of the popularity stick there.
Thin?mints.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Girl Scouts never sell rice cakes.
She was one of a kind, and SO damn smart.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Dead at 60 -- December 2016. You know you're getting old when the heroes you grew up with start dying.
Drinking and hunting
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
You **might** be a redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish. -- Jeff What'sHisName.
AUTODIDACT. - Noun...a person who is self taught, without the benefit of a teacher or formal ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:
Also see bookworm.
Payback is a bitch now we show Republicans how it feels for things like what they did to Hillary. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
#Won't work.# 1) They'll figure it's fake news. 2) They'll assume the fix was in from the global leftists conspiracy.
Good old 4.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
One through three use invisible ink on their shoulders.
And that's why there aren't any unicorns left
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
Every time a guy shaves his nuts, a chupacabra is born. When a gal gets her butt hairs shaved, jackalopes reproduce. Welcome to pornographic silliness 301.
To explain what the word "statuesque" means:
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
It looks like Michelangelo decided to carve the female version of David and put clothes on her.
[alternet.org] Jim Sciutto, CNN Host, is shocked after GOP Semator, John Kennedy of Louisiana, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
From the source cited: "“Well, number one, I don’t know if it’s true,” said Kennedy, saying the source was anonymous. “Number two, I think it’s perfectly acceptable for the president of the United States to have an opinion.” Well, yea, he **can** have an **opinion** even if it's a bogus one.
Before and after.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
Zap! She's a blond with wind blown hair, sans stud bunny.
Makes hell look good.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
She gives a whole 'nother meaning for taking the situation by the horns.
This is why I don't support teaching cursive
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
I got use to taking notes so quickly my cursive sometimes becomes unreadable. On the far extreme, my ex-wife's handwriting looked like calligraphy. It took her so long to write a check, the people behind her in line would glare at her long enough that she didn't write the amount of the check in our joint account checkbook. Because this was before the days of checking our bank account on line, it resulted in not knowing how much money was in our account and rubber checks.
Well, this was a weird glitch. I can't use the perfectly serviceable word "wont" here. (It means "to...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
What's a synonym for? Assuming you can't get the dictionary to accept it, use custom, habit, way, practice, convention, routine, use, rule, instead. There's been times I think a synonym is for when you can't spell the word you want. I hate to think how many times smoke has come out of my spell checker.
South America in da house!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:
I can see a day at the beach with her and a pint of sunscreen.
Some group members be like...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
I know her. She's the SNL church lady who lost her religion.
Pants on fire
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
Sing around the campfire, join the Republican boys.
We must continue to let the normies know
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
No ethnic humor allowed.
True story!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
"Now," said dear old dad advancing the next picture, "You take this guy in the red light district trying to get a line of credit out of Suzi . . . ."
Bob's bigger burgers.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
When Petunia and I watch Bob's Burgers, Petunia wants to know why their Louise wears bunny ears. I tell Petunia that her mother was a former Playboy bunny that had a short career. It's a theory that doesn't fly.
Equal opportunity fucker
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
My kind of parade.
Getting tired of looking
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
It's been my theory that **most** people get married after they've finished formal schooling. The ones that don't get married are the ones nobody wanted.
YAW. - 1) Verb...(of a moving ship or aircraft) twist or oscillate about a vertical axis. 2) ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
It's also used with pitch, to point upward or downward.
Dang Rodent!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
My neighbors are mowing their yards.
Trump will argue this to fire up and anger his white conservative base. "I promised to drain the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
"I am not in any organized party. I'm a Democrat." -- Will Smith.
Welcome ALL those who've joined lately. Could you eat dinner?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
I always enjoy a dinner with a view.
Bête noire - An anathema; someone or something which is particularly disliked or avoided; an object...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
It's an abomination we gotta steal from the French and toss in accent marks.
Dumb friends.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 3, 2019:
You forgot to include the ball gag step. Otherwise, you'll get **such** a headache.
Are we witnessing the rise of the Fourth Reich? [washingtonpost.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
I worry he will consider the 2020 election a national emergency, declare marshal law and himself as our new king once it becomes obvious he has no chance of winning.
Death by Charity: the Dark Side of Decluttering [truthout.org]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
It pretty much says in Canada, too many poverty stricken people depend on charity and there isn't enough shelters for the homeless to keep them from freezing to death. The US has the same problem.
I don't know about that.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Pork butt is **accurately** a shoulder roast. It's a big hunk of cheap meat and often isn't sold as a whole shoulder roast. I suspect they forgot a comma. I want to know what they stuffed the butt with.
Hey Mike!..and all who've joined lately that I've missed. I give you "Wowsers"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
She's my waitress at my favorite bar, Brews on the Alley in Seneca, SC.
Rolling? I don't think so.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Cool. I never could convince myself to spend enough money on a camera that could do a panoramic shot.
God’s plan
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
God **could** have killed Satan as well. It would have ruined the plot line.
RIP Bone Spurs
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
# Historically in America, the wealthy have always avoided getting drafted and stayed off the front lines # That's why during Vietnam, **most** of the wounded and dead were 19 year old black guys.
Gravity is real!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
# Gravity is a cruel mistress #
Astrology just for fun - I'm a Virgo - the funny and loyal one. Describes me to a tee. How about ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Astrology is the mad half sister of astronomy.
Which three would you keep?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Coffee until it's time for wine. **One** cat to keep me safe from vermin. Recently, Percy my Tom cat had proved his worth by killing a mouse. Other cats have killed snakes and mole crickets. They're a murderous group. Some of them like to snuggle.
Also to 'our' normies
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Some times meme are **so** stupid, I won't waste my time.
Is it real,..or is it Memorex?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
A pervert with money to spend, for sure. I've bought low mileage cars for less than Miss Plastic would cost.
9 Things to give up if you want to be happy
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Idealistic meadow muffins for the gullible.
Seems to be a glitch...there's no way in logged out for more than 8 hours let alone 19-20 hours......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Percy, my lonesome Tom cat, refuses to let me to give a rat's ass. He says it is the tastiest part. I'm too kind to hurt his feelings over something as trivial as that. What's with the big whoopie do if I'm logged in or logged out? With my big daddy who ha steam powered computer if I'm logged out it only takes an extra two clicks to log back in.
Too good not to share
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
The Democrates have all the women with smoking hot curves but don't tell them that. We're overdue to elect another Muslim woman.
Tweety has warned everyone off with lawsuits against ever making his academic records public. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Trump has never been seen at class reunions. He was rarely seen at class. His former private lawyer says he regularly threatens to sue schools if they release either his SAT results or his grade transcripts.
Some of my favorite things
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Got to put sausage slices inside the grill cheese sandwich to make it taste more like pizza.
A very apt meme given the drama in the AG Senate.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Stolen.
Here's pushback against Trump's 'socialism.' [m.youtube.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
I'd like to read all the news National Inquirer found not to print and killed them so the public wouldn't know about.
Pearly whites!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:
Sharks are always friendly.