It’s funny.

azzow2 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I have been single so long that it kind of seems normal to me.

Everyone loves great art!

azzow2 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Sex and the city.

I guess they missed the "be fruitful and multiply" part.

azzow2 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Next scandal the sexless married couple jailed for soliciting prostitutes.

[gq.com] Horniness and social distancing. Comments?

azzow2 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

It must be all of those out of work strippers.

Quarantine Times II.

azzow2 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

So now alcohol is an essential commodity the people in the breweries are working overtime to make the beer so people can stay drunk to keep their minds off of the lack of toilet paper.

People Having Trouble Finding Face Masks As some cities and states are considering making it ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

No condom heads?

Did you know? 😮

azzow2 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Some Alka Seltzer can solve those problems. Plop plop fizz fizz.

Gotta put them somewhere.. right?

azzow2 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Hanging the dead corpse on a nearby tree or telegraph pole might be more effective.

Went for an hour walk -about a mile, around the pond and around my complex-pond turned into a stream...

azzow2 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Here are mine taking a bath. They never chase me they runaway they even runaway from the kids.

wow ... a must-read ... Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist?

azzow2 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

It makes me laugh out loud how people will believe any nonsense scribbled in a book.

At times I see some of the most bat shit crazy nonsense on the public feeds on here.

azzow2 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

They spent too much time crammed in the same room smoking banana peels.

Everyone hanging in there?

azzow2 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I have too many projects going on to even notice that isolation is not an annoyance besides that. I am unsure if I would want someone around. When I think about it the positives don't outweigh the negatives.

Is it bad to want to get married so I don't quarantine alone. It's seriously boring!

azzow2 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Why would you get married it is just a piece of paper? Find someone be monogamous with them and love them period.

How many movies can you spot in this picture?

azzow2 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I can't find Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

A man ahead of his time.

azzow2 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

That is something Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could back.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? :)

azzow2 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

A verb a noun or an adjective it is most likely a curse word though.

A Texas restroom?...

azzow2 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I want the ones with the DNA key release I would have one in every room.

I’ve been laying low, not going out and working from home.

azzow2 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I often use Costco delivery (I had used it long before the virus) many things are sold out there are things that can be added to the cart when you go to check out the system says item sold out and never lets the order be completed.

In case you didn't know

azzow2 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I can't see celebrating Adolf Hitler's birthday.

During this government mandated shutdown, the local range, which is owned by the Fish & Game ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I haven't checked.

Fellow inmates, I feel compelled to draw your attention to a looming crisis.

azzow2 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

My Vulcan like aspiration must make me immune to the vacancy of the transparency in the situation.

Birds, Humans, and Mirrors by JT Daughton a bird does not like to be alone, preferring ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

It made me think of the movie The Matrix where Neo was being engulfed by the mirror. Look within your self to find answers.

Local bear hunt .

azzow2 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

until they get moving violation for using their cellphone while driving.

I find the popularity of this crazy idiot to be quite alarming! [foxnews.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

We have to wonder how she is still a member of Congress?

How much of the money that the government is offering people to help them get through the COVID ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

So if that money is spent on business and services and the tax collected from those endeavors will just collapse pack on to themselves?

Cougars Venturing Into Quarantined Santiago for Food In a surreal image for this normally ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

It most likely is much more complex than just looking for food they sense easy sick prey which is an easy meal for them.

FL Gov. Overrides County Officials to Allow Church During Coronavirus Lockdown [thedailybeast.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

They are trying to kill off the truly ignorant.

Let's time travel.

azzow2 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Dose she fit in a suitcase?

I just had a dream that I found toilet paper.

azzow2 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Were you at Costco when it happened?

Looks like I'm the only one posting in here anymore, so this is a little something I tossed off a ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Spring and love is in the air 6 feet away lol. Good write

Sweet Pinto Hotrod! (my first car was the red one in the background only in blue, do you know what ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Elcamino 1969

This is an outrage.

azzow2 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Seems like the policy they have is pathetic as if criminals can just keep making victims.

An interesting turn of events: Florida Governor DeSantis today declared a shutdown of all ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

They don't want a repeat of what happened in New Orleans.

[digg.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Taking forever to load.

Matt Christiansen: Good commentary about Trump NOT seizing power because of the virus::: ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Well done commentary. Can you imagine how the Clinton would have dealt with this situation?

[ozy.com] Everybody secretly wants to be tied down? Can I get some feedback on this article?

azzow2 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Houdini comes to mind.

I want to adopt two cats and name both of them Normal.

azzow2 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That is simply furboading.

Fear not! Why do I find this so comforting?

azzow2 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Why does that squid have breast and that is a pretty purple popcorn ball.

I was looking at this photo all wrong at first.

azzow2 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Hair dryer in a nail salon looking at self in a mirror.

Kisses- am I wrong to think a sweet kiss on the forehead communicates something entirely different ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I would take is as afflictions and not read anything into it most likely they feel close and just wanted to assure you.

Wow .

azzow2 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Who is the author? I tried to search it on Amazon and several titles came up.

When you knit your own face mask....

azzow2 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

That could be a trendy S & M device.

Yeah lucky

azzow2 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I think we are trying to wear out the cartoon channel.

Breaking news: DHS says firearms retailers and manufacturers are essential businesses- ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

That is good to know.

More good advice for these troubled times.

azzow2 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Do the list of I`ll get to later projects.

It's been decades. But the memories are still there, as are the reactions. 😆

azzow2 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Good comparison, it won't be long till we are issued meters to gauge the infection.

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

As always a double edge sword for conservatives.

So.

azzow2 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I was reading up on the coronavirus on the CDC website it mostly kills people that have heart problems or diabetes and people have about an 80% survival rate.

Hillary Clinton just reached a new low (assuming that was even possible anymore).

azzow2 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I was just thinking of a joke that could be in the making. (Hillary Clinton got the coronavirus she will be ok because she deleted it from her email.)

Lawsuits over anti-gun orders growing almost as fast as Coronavirus cases- [bearingarms.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Sounds that this needs to go in front of the supreme court and a federal regulatory agency needs to get involved.

The River winds down from its mysterious many places in the steep hills among the trees, ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

First part reminded me of the countless hours I spent weaving loops into triple braided rope on the deserted decks of the forecastle. Good write

Makeup artistry at it's finest!

azzow2 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I have no idea why people have a hard time with isolation, I can stay at home and talk to nobody for weeks.

Spspspspsp... (Picture from The Silence of the Lambs)

azzow2 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Start fava beans growing and chill the chianti.

Allegations that Joe Biden sexually attacked a young staffer may be a sign the Democrat ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Sounds like Clinton mentored him.

Hypocrisy at its best:::: "We have to get the US back to work.

azzow2 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

The majority of the liberals talk out of their ass they complain to hear themselves wine.

How's everyone doing?

azzow2 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Working on projects my kids help some I think it here is up the day for them.

Total KNOWN world Coronavirus cases are about to top half a million! (499,952 cases as at 16.

azzow2 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

What present of 7.7 billion is that?

Living in the Dallas Metroplex and surrounding areas, we have 4 major counties.

azzow2 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

It makes me think that this is some kind of drill only because I am aware that there are other viruses out there that could make this one look like a walk in the park.

I just got an email from the Who's Who scammers wanting my info.

azzow2 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I doubt it, don't forget to report them.

Breaking: White House, Senate reach agreement on Coronavirus stimulus bill- [redstate.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

What will the ramifications entail from such a chunk being taken out of the treasury?

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

azzow2 comments on Mar 24, 2020:

To me, that is particularly funny because I had worked for Stroh's.

Want another example of government overreach?

azzow2 comments on Mar 24, 2020:

They are brewing a shitstorm.

Free Speech denied : : : The socialist/communist chinese GANG of government suppressed the speech of...

azzow2 comments on Mar 24, 2020:

It is becoming the commonwealth of America where the government has the privilege of protecting you from yourself.

I think that it's sad and also unfortunate that many people jump right to blaming guns for the ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

They try to force This inane issue because they want to get their voting base charged. In reality they all need the firearms industry to stay on track because it creates a ton of jobs from bullet loader to store clerk that holds the key to the ammo case.

Taking beach cleanups seriously.

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

A sucking vortex at the beach.

Took this from a moving car...

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Did the driver see you do it?

WOW!!!! Reality just hit!!!!! As of Friday, 6 people in Clifton Park, NY tested positive for ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Follow the hygiene rules is the best defense. Avoid keypads (ATM) paper money, door handles and public pens you can save yourself from most contaminants.

Funny meme

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

It would work as a dust filter for a mask.

Not appropriate

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Wait till the guillotine comes out and heads roll.

For those of us living alone during our covid19 isolation, my new pet spider says we'll be fine!!! ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

You can teach it to fetch flies.

[statista.

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

If you put in a perspective that technology was not involved ie social media and the internet, would this threat even be acknowledged?

NYT's headline evolves as it spins Dems blocking virus relief bill that would help Americans- ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I had heard that on NPR as well.

System break down? Fall back on the Constitution... [ammoland.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

It is doubtful that few would refuse a sale amid an economic crisis like what we have going on now.

This First Week of Isolation 😁 Hard to believe; tomorrow is Monday again and the beginning of ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Are you writing the superscript to Murphy's law?

Current Quarantine Motto

azzow2 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Work like tomorrow is yesterday

While I’m working from home and doing my best to stay inside since I’m in the at risk group ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I live pretty far out from the population I am not overly concerned my kids are on quarantine vacation.

[thekeeperofthecheerios.

azzow2 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Who thinks I need to do that to keep busy lol.

Currently the Iranians and the Pakistanis are proving their worth.

azzow2 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Are they just trying to infect as many as they can so to spread it evenly through the world?

The guy who was forced to 'Shelter in place'...

azzow2 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I would rather work on some project I have going on and avoid the ( fill in the blank ____) drama.

So my days are: check email, FB, Agnostic, Twitter, Instagram, Snap Chat, Messenger, Reuters, Tik ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I check the bird run and the greenhouse.

Truck full to bursting with thoughts and prayers

azzow2 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Mad Max strikes again.

Well its a beautiful Saturday in the Capital Region of NY.

azzow2 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I happened to go to the the grocery store on Wednesday it was fully stocked with the exception of toilet paper which I could care less about because I have bidets I had installed on my toilets.

I might have to share this one on the public forum...

azzow2 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

That is a good one!

Another Democrat praising the President over his handling of the Covid-19 pandemic.

azzow2 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

We as a whole work far more effectively in a difficult situation. I had noticed this phenomenon on many occasions none is more clear than from my time in the military.

hi i have cp too.

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Cold pleasures?

Cruel, but funny: 🍷😆

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Is that a dude or a lady?

WOW .

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Socialism worked so well in China that for 30 years they kept the people from getting an education. Socialism worked so well for the U.S.S.R they are now trying to be like the U.S.A and they are having success. Socialism worked so good in Greece they now have economic chaos and many have no idea where the money will come in retirement.

What projects are you working on while shut-in?

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Greenhouse getting plants seeded for the May planting season. Our season starts later and ends later because of the elevation.

Don't lie. You sang along in your head as you read this.

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I have been looking for Mad Max highjacking Kimberly Clark delivery trucks.

Imagine that!!!!

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

We need more technology advanced space ships and knowledge on how to alter the galaxy in that event.

[concealednation.

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Sex ed is taught drivers ed is thaught weapon safety and protocol needs to be taught.

I've decided to vote for Trump in November.

azzow2 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Biden backed the criminal empire of the Clinton's your choice is sound.

Just heard all firearm sales have been shut down in the state of Tennessee. Can anyone verify that?

azzow2 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Have not heard of any problems here just about everyone around here is armed anyway.

So. With everything going on right now: how have you been?

azzow2 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Far from board working on my greenhouse and keeping my kids entertained my mom is visiting so I have someone around that will actually eat my gourmet cooking.

A Veterans Crisis Line reminder

azzow2 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

How many will call in with the crises of no toilet paper?

The Point What am I here to speak of?

azzow2 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Very good write

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azzow2 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

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Be sure to get tested

azzow2 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Cracks me up, my doctor retired so I got a new doctor that needs to refill my meds so last week the new doctor sends me for a urine test I am just waiting for the phone call that I popped positive for the drugs the original doctor prescribed. That will be the logic from the VA.

The COVID-19 thing has me thinking about a few funny things lately.

azzow2 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

The new add can read looking for an out of work sex worker can pay for your services with food and board.

Two of my friends are in self-isolation (not to worry, they're fine.

azzow2 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

I have an ebony wood elephant I bout in Mombasa Africa over 30 years ago, it is the densest wood I have ever felt next to petrified wood.