Weird reasons you couldn't date someone: I had to break it off with someone because she looked too ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

If they have to Tammy Faye Baker their makeup, if I wanted a clown I would go to the circus.

I am bes a points whore today

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Point guard goes to you.

Cat fight ??

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Well, it is a good thing she was not wearing a bikini.

Kenriley has formed a group called common ground to facilitate debate between the liberals and ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Is there a lot of blocking going on in that room?

Especially when no one gets them.😅😂😅

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Nitrous oxide could solve that problem.

Saw these today. Who thought "Puma panties" was a good idea?

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Cougar lingerie!

Holy crap, I've been gone for a long time. How is everybody?

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Were you lost at sea in a river?

Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I am going to escheat your word.

Don't forget...

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

FTLS tonight at 2:00 A.M. (Faster Than Light Speed)

A Whinge: Why Job Searching Is Like Speed Dating with Sociopaths (Warning: The below is little ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

The beginning of the recession I had put out about 2000 resumes I had 2 calls back one was a scammer wanted me to pay to get a job. The second was for a school I lost out to someone that was already employed by the school district. I feel your agony for you.

Firefight I scurry along with the fire-rake scraping leaves and debris, the the rest of the ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Made me think of the 20-mile hikes I had traveled so my times in my younger days. Good write

As I plan to take a big step, I have to remind myself that what I'm afraid of doing just may be a ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Bungee jumping, base diving and parachuting for you then.

Some more fun time, mine was hopscotch. ??

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Slug bug

Good morning all.

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

G/M https://youtu.be/VdQY7BusJNU https://youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A

Things to do...

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Make sure to have it ottobonded

Welcome new member Artstan!

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Welcome

We requested records from the DCS 1997.

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Are they taking lessons from the V.A.?

Cats against progress

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I have 3 cats why they insist on trying to walk on the tv? I do not think even they know.

Something I have a bad habit of doing (but am working on changing that and have been successful) is ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I am good at being sarcastic, I can drive just about anyone crazy if they let me, I can give the best silent argument you never did hear, I have big feet they can get me nowhere fast.

How many would do this? ???

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Is that like eating a can of baked beans then going to the beauty parlor?

Here is something fun to do, my oldest will be 52 and I'll be 73?

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I have twins they will be 18 I will be 60.

My next road trip.

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I want to be there.

Good morning girls and boys

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I have heard that there are signs in Russia the read don't text and walk it is dangerous to your health.

Does age matter in a relationship?

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Strom Thurmond wife was like 40 years younger same with Tony Randall. Maturity is all that really makes a difference.

Many relationships just don't work out. What's a reason you've ended a relationship?

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

She wanted kids, I had a vasectomy before we met.

Oh snap...

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Clinton was impeached and for worse offences and he still served full term. Why bother waste tax dollars? Find something constructive to spend you time on and stop praying to the political gods.

Making Walt proud!

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

That explains how she could handle 7 stuppers.

2 + 3 = wtf ?

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

A trunk with a horn up your butt.

Welcome new member Arouet!

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Welcome

As seen in &GardeningCrafting

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

That would really confuse my neighbors we do not get mail delivered.

Stop feeding your kids this??

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I had heard the same about Margarine.

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber (Part 1) I am posting this in two parts because of the limit on the ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

She needs her bever nailed with a Whal

FDA approves ketamine-derived depression drug Esketamine, which will be marketed as Spravato, will ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Great, now even more people are going to have holes in their brain.

This kind of shit has gotten me into trouble

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Your hoe be in the fire.

The Conservatives have been Hijacked by DJT... [agnostic.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

What can we say, Deplorable.

Welcome new member Yotemple!

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Welcome

Oh, so that's how Jesus did it.

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

He must have went to the school of Sinanju the martial art taught to Remo Williams.

[instagram.com] About somes it up.

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

LOL, maybe they could sue someone for that.

Antiques Roadshow

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Why is it just a roadshow it works better as a circus?

It’s my last day in St Martin, it’s been a wonderful trip.

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Are you driving around with you Piña colada? Make sure you buckle your seatbelt. You can drive drunk there at least that how it was a few years back only if you have your seatbelt buckled.

Not really looking for answers or anything here, just musing.

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

My mom is one of the religiously brainwashed. I make her cringe when she comes to visit. I point out things like miracles are a myth.

So, I turned 25 recently and it just hit me that I'm 5 years away from being 30.

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Not sure if I am not psychologically capable of a crisis of such I`ll wait until I am 75 to think about that.

Good morning all.

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

G/M

Void I wonder If they're emptier Who doesn't have The void inside That burns to get filled...

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Interesting take. Good write

I gotta stop listening to other people!

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Can she also operate a pneumatic wood splitter?

Let me pose a question to you.

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

There are spices that can adjust some recipes to make up for no garlic and onion. I would have to figure it out it the person was worth it.

Sad, but true

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Very funny, like turning a page in a wireless book.

Should A Shirt Be Buttoned Top-To-Bottom Or Bottom-To-Top?

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

If you are in the Northern hemisphere top to bottom Southern hemisphere bottom to top if you are on the equator go shirtless.

Punkin Moon Deep summer dark moon the color of a pumpkin pie only brighter and huge as half the...

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

When I was in college I had a tutor, I had let him read some poems back then. For as intelligent as my tutor was he had said illustration was incomprehensible to him to be able to write with it. You certainly do not have my then tutors problem. Good write

Please pass the wings.

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I am most likely closer to eating chicken wings right now than having sex.

These damn ecigs make me cough more than a regular cig.

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Pumpkin seeds help curve nicotine urges. I had quit several years ago. I had discovered a few years back what makes nicotine so addictive. When you smoke nicotine helps massive doses of dopamine to be released a natural pain killer in our brains. I have a theory this is why quitting smoking is even harder for women. Women would have higher amounts of dopamine in their brains to help deal with the pain of childbirth.

Am I missing something or are "we the people", supporters, the only ones doing anything in support ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

We also as the people need to let the ones in charge know that protection is paramount to us. Our rights as responsible firearms owners need to be protected and preserved.

I just got phone scam call but didn't fall for it.

azzow2 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I had one call tell me I owed student loans.

This is how we leave our brothers in arms...

azzow2 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

What are the details? Report this to hospital administration, get names times and exact reason.

It can be hard to believe this when the pain of loss is deep, but a fun reminder that love isn’t a...

azzow2 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

He has Alice Cooper look around his eyes

Think I need to get folding ??

azzow2 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

My laundry is fend for yourself. I wash it put it in baskets, socks can be located mismatch is trendy.

What do you find attractive at first sight? I find tattoos and piercings very attractive.

azzow2 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Eyes, attentiveness, awareness of surroundings

Seems rather quiet tonight.

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

No bad weather here.

Who remembers? All these years later, they're still my favorites.

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Only a few of them are still alive.

Which three would you keep?

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Coffee books Netflix

A truth I learned the hard way.

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Get a lock pick it that doesn't work a sledge hammer works well.

While laying in bed recovering from the flu I watched this Fascinating expose into leftist ideology ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Can't watch it now. I am just taking a stab at a guess. Is it is because you have to earn what you get and not just have it be given?

How many times have you saw a congressman who has only been in Congress a few months that is as well...

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

She is excelling at making people angry. Would think she has a kick me on the stairs sign on her back.

You may remember that I played Mattie Fae in August: Osage County last spring.

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Could be a play like Oh! Calcutta!

Just a random text I just received on my phone a little while ago.

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I have gotten the text about misdialing and claiming her boyfriend left and she (it) called me by mistake.

Winning We took a sly joy in beating each other at whatever game was chosen; whatever arose ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Friends of this magnitude are rare. Good thoughts

Common misunderstanding.

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Could be worse she could call it muff button.

For those interested, a great piece on identifying gaslighting: [everydayfeminism.

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I have had a couple like that.

It seems SpikeTalon has honored his word and left Agnostic.

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Who is in charge of the group?

Happy Friday, y'all!

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Right after Frito.

Good morning all... It's Friday again! Woohoo! What's everyone doing today, tonight?

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

G/M

I've done this a couple of times. Felt good too.

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Your suppose to remoculerlize after the solid object it is going to take forever to pry off that ionic bond.

To follow up on a recent spirited discussion here: I met up with someone for a coffee date ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Kudos with the patients I had dated a woman when I was 25 her daughter was ADHD with a low I.Q. and tubers on her brain. The girl was never difficult for me I would take her fishing she always got the biggest fish.

Good morning all.

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

G/M

You walk up to a house and see that sign in the window, you check your six because that's sketchy as...

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Beware of the unaware.

Lots of miles between Taos, NM and Scottsdale, AZ for the past two days.

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

What town in NM?

Funny, I thought.

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Is he a cheese head? I don't get it.

Some folks believe the world is flat,...some even deny gravity,...at their own peril.

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Know your limitation.

It's pink shirt ( anti bullying day) today so all you assholes have to be nice ?

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Needs a Vneck.

Hoe your own row..... and life will be gravy ???

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

And free your mind!!!

There os a groip "Common T" in which nobody can't post / answer questions unless he / she is a mod.

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Maybe it is the religious plotting.

Good morning all... time... Keeping it ... Today's breakfast: Yes!! Have a good day☕

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

G/M https://youtu.be/auLBLk4ibAk

Hysterical! HAHAHA! 😅😂😅😂

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I can't see going as a putting green without a gulf club and a ball.

Does anyone know if active service members would use uniformed images on a dating site?

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

If in question ask some logistical questions see if you get a logical response.

Would you use the DNA testing kit to find out what percentage of race you are?

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Not sure it really matters. It is not going to change who you are. It, however, does give a conversation topic.

I'm not a big proponent of marriage.

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I have always wondered what the big deal about such a costly event with little such satisfaction. I would think that an adventure to create some memories would be a much better way to use the money.

Good morning all.... How's everyone doing today?

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

G/M https://youtu.be/j_QLzthSkfM

Looks like this is some good advice for meeting someone in the dating world: 'Don't call me ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

If they don't call assume they are scammers and do not bother with them.

Does anyone here know much about phycology and stuff?

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I can turn such a comment like that into comedy and sluff it off. Someone that takes life that serious need a straightjacket any way. She was trying to hurt and control you for some given reason. Rember the old saying "sticks and stones will break my bones, words will never hurt me"

Share your story??

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I did not steal a 747 jet and take it for a joy ride. I did not boost a bullet train and take and it for a ride around a country. I did not impersonate someone famous and take their fanfare. I best not tell you what I did do there are laws that govern that.

A dangerous religion that Continues to grow like a putrid cancer.

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

This is not the billion peace loving that goes by that idiot ideology it is a small number of extreme Muslims. That kind of reminds me of the Moremen sect of society.

Me calling everyone to an office meeting.😑😅

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

They say to put a mirror in a parrots cage so as it does not get lonely.

Find people who can handle your darkest truths.

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

The ones that I can trust to shoot an apple off of my head are very few.

Q, R, S, T......

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

You could magic marker in a T And make it opt. `

A wise coach saying:

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Dot run over a fork in the road you'll get a flat tire.

Once there were two prisoners who were not too bright at a minimum-secutity prison in Arkansas ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Reminded me of Canterbury Tales.

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!!!!! High winds caused my power, internet and cable to all go out for ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Been there did that.

Happy Monday! I have been gone for quite some time, and I’m happy to be back.

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

We're you dimensionally traveling?

Who watched the Oscars last night?

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

My biggest question is why don't they have a nationally televised awards show for teachers or people that really matter?

With all the news about The New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft being arrested for soliciting ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Would say for it to be illegal is a religious reason which in itself is illegal. This because it is in favor of the church ideas which is a direct violation of church and state law.