I am the most eclectic asshole that called herself an eclectic asshole.

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That seems extra resilient.

Okay offensive people.

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

A shillelagh made from a fire hose and a bra on their head for them.

You can tell you have been on the dating sites too long when:

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

The photo medicine chest won't do you that good most crazy people keep their drugs in odd p!aces like losses floorboards and old shoes lol.

This time of year can be sad for mateless people.

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Was reading too fast and had to stop and start over because my mind read meatless and was thinking that you were going to say veterinarians were having it tough this time of year lol.

[thefederalist.com] Thoughts on the matter?

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Regardless of the party, this issue was very uncalled for what a waste of tax dollars to spend countless hours on such a low priority issue.

The stigmatizing of responsible gun owners just keeps getting out of hand... [bearingarms.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Well, the liberals are experts on screwing up the economy. Morons are just going to make it worse taking jobs away from all of the firearms industry.

I was shopping online at Harry's for some shaving supplies.

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

looks like a light shield that would be in a movie theater to direct the light downward.

Do You Have Any Pets? We haven't done this in a while. Please post pics.

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

2 dogs 3 cats 2 ferrets a ton of rabbits 3 geese 2 rooster a chicken 9 ducks 3 guinea fowl 5 turkeys a king snake.

It's so cold out this morning that I just paid a hooker $20 to blow on my hands.

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

typhoonititution

Good morning all! It's Sunday, a day of rest.

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

G/M

Hello, how are you today guys? any Scientific chores, haha

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Feed the fowl, clean the litter box, take out the rubbish, feed the dogs, clean cages.

No message intended. I just thought that this was funny.

azzow2 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Daktari

Saturday night blues. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Hey that is from when they made music that you could actually understand the words impressive.

How much should you sleep? Napping, fatigue, and oversleeping

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I can honestly answer that I have had impossible sleep habits longer than I can rember. The latest pattern is to to sleep around 11:00 pm wake up around 2:00 am

Ammon Bundy quites "patriot" movement because of blowback over his criticism of Trump.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

There could be deeper issues that caused him to quit like attention from the IRS.

Just found out my friend who I'd wrote about visiting a few weeks ago passed away today.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Hope that her energy contributes positively to the universe.

Is anybody on this site going to post an intelligent comment, ?

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

perspicacious animadversion

I'm going to be out tonight waiting in my car while my daughter is watching a movie.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Come to join the singles group we have so good topics. If you can't find the group look on my profile there is a link to it there.

My ship My ship is not a pretty ship.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

No barnacles or moss and of course patina. Made me think of the old man and the sea though.

i need 124,000 points to get to level9. ffs, i give up!

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

If you run real fast you can add some points typing very quickly because your endorphins are astir.

"A conservative is just a liberal who hasn't had to file for food stamps yet." Discuss

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Conservative work to earn what they have. Liberals want society to solve their problems.

This was posted in my Quotes group.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Oblique

Had no idea and sort of wish I still had no idea, lol. [humansoftumblr.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Mine might need some work.

Okay people! I need some charity this season. Who is feeling charitable?

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

???

Robin Williams on Biblical history [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

He always could lighten me up.

What a classic! Still makes my heart race. [m.youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I have lived in California off and on since the early 1980s. The Borg mentality it is adopting is making it less and less desirable to exist there.

This is one the funniest true stories I have ever heard.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Very funny, imaginative.

The necessary ingredient for using our faculties to discern what is true from what is not is time.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

We all on a subconscious level like to push the envelope more or less is what you are stating.

Good morning fellow patriots! I believe this to be the truth:

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Marxism headed that way, they soon will break out the new manifesto.

This post is dedicated to all my fellow sauce hounds who love to drink.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I quit drinking several years ago, however, I confer. Those days are long gone for me.

As I sit on a cold, rainy, yucky day I still see the beauty of the coming days

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Winter is like Gaia is in stasis.

Good Saturday morning! Have a great weekend, everyone!

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

G/M

Miseducated or Stupid? by Walter E. Williams | [townhall.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I fear it is the liberalized schooling system making people lean that direction.

I am so happy to finally become a member of this group.

azzow2 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Welcome

In rememberance of Pearl Harbor

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

If the Japanese had gotten to the main land the other nukes would have been dropped on them. Has been some time since I read up on it. I think there were a total of 9 designated to be dropped that number could be low though.

House democrats aren’t even in power yet and are already working on a gun control bill.

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Can the Senate add a rider to a bill like that? Something like term limits for all house representatives and make it proavtive..

I never intentionally...it just sort of happens...

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

There is this adage one person's trash is another person's treasure. We could adopt and alter that. One person offend is another person's compliment.

I just saw a donkey ???

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

What up and down?

On this road called life ?

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Earn what you learn pass it along help others grow strong.

My City of Whittier, Ca. just got 8 inches of much needed rain in 48 hours. Some areas got more.

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Wow had not seen a rain like that in Cali since the 1980s.

La Mer I will soon be by the sea, sitting under a slanting umbrella, book in hand, sand ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Nice story for an icy winter day warm thoughts.

Happy Friday y’all.

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Nice superman quote.

When your battery in your cell or tablet has lost it's charge,don't say "my battery is dead " just ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

At peace

When in a relationship, how important is it to you to get good morning and good night messages, or ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I can't remember what is a relationship again?

A question that randomly popped into my head (they do that sometimes).

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

If I remember at one point sperm meant to serge, sperm whales are very quick swimmers. Philanthropist would be a good choice for people that sell their personal wares.

What is an asshat in your opinion? Don’t google it damnit.

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Prejudice belittling and ignorance all wrapped up in one package.

7 things to know about Pearl Harbor on the 77th anniversary [ajc.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

What a surprise the Enola Gay plane had for them after this inane attack. https://youtu.be/8xGmkVX0AGs

They say you are what you eat but, I really don't remember eating anything this awesome.

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Open book here.

Captain Picard sings "Let it Snow!" [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Someone had too much time on their hands.

Wonderful, wonderful America ! LOL [dailymaverick.co.za]

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Big brother is watching.

I'm sure the left-leaning medias will downplay this story... [americanlookout.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Is she going for the feel sorry for me vote?

Another attack on a college student's rights... [ammoland.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Is this under the patriot act? If so the school doesn't have federal authority to execute an espionage investigation.

Has anyone been FWB?

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Never have gone there never will.

Asking for a friend.

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Primal carnal starvation.

What do you turn to in times of sadness?

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I have found my self being rather frustrated the last several months. Can't say I am sad just my logic is stressed. What I have found drowns the thought is very loud music so I get in the car and blast the radio for a while.

On a naughty scale of 1 to 10....

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Misses Clause seems have taken up a new hobby.

Why is it we're never permitted to really be ourselves in society, particularly when it comes to ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

It is old survival/military tactics to show emotion is to give the enemy an advantage.

For almost my entire college education, my girlfriend was a girl named Greta.

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Good rhyming

Step out of the fear of what others think of you.

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

The best way I have ever heard love described is it is the truest form of trust. The problem being once bitten twice shy. Or fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me.

I used to prefer dogs but I have since come to realize that other people's dogs are a much better ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I would like a griffin.

The saying is true.

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Talking about a book read or an adventure traveler, perhaps a gourmet recipe saught and created.

Hey everyone, it's been a while - hope all you Agnostic.

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

? W/B

Waiting for my knight in gingerbread armor!

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

looks like that took some thought.

Alright, here's a question.

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Time tells no lies.

Have you ever considered going to church just to meet people for friends or possible relations?

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

No, If I met someone in that circumstance they most certainly would not accept that I have no desire to be swayed in such a way.

Anothef stupid religious story ! HeraldLIVE: Three Jehovah's Witness families taken to court to save...

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

One day the cult master will wake up.

Hi everyone!! I’m at lunch...eating popcorn because i forgot my lunch....

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Great, advise.

Might have to print this and hang it in my office:

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Nice photo

So.

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That is just a basis for your mindset not a romantic compatibility

Good morning all! :) I have the day off today ! I'm going shopping for maternity things and ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

G/M drinking espresso

Illegal pulls gun on border patrol agent- [theepochtimes.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Do they hold a federal bond?

Oh boy, ANTIFA members are starting to open carry.

azzow2 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Won't be long before that pot boils.

The Ugly Truth About Getting Over Someone You Didn’t Date [thoughtcatalog.

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Good common sense advice. When you are alone for long stretches something like this can be a rebound relationship for you. So when the right one comes around all the resentment will have been reverted and subsided.

Any good source of energy. I need to stay focused at work every day.

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I have heard Spirulina does I have never tried a regiment though only had it in space doses.

I need to go shopping for holiday gifts for my grandkids.

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

My daughter is 7 and loves hatchamals. My son is also 7 he likes transformers. The older one an Amazon gift card is your best bet.

JUST HEARD ON TV: A substitute teacher in New Jersey won't be asked back next semester because ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Sounds a like a law suit. She got fired for telling the truth go figure.

[youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

The wolverine is about as equivalent.

Most aviation enthusiasts will get lol

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Mess with the bull you for sure will get the horns.

Which Door Will You Open?

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Advanced Dungeons and Dragons (Wizzard)

Girls mature faster than boys. Men don't usually develop breasts until their mid 40's.

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I know quite a few pot smokers men that get breast in their early years.

Since it's that time of year again, the time where we are bombarded by shitty covers of shitty ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

https://youtu.be/vHLgob-PpIk

Some people really make the room light up when they enter it. I usually make the lights flicker.

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

At first, there is a burst of light then the bulb explodes.

A creepy photo of a drunk man sleeping on a crypt with a spirit lurking above. Wow!

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I have some interest in shadow photography. I got one of my son in his powerranger costume.

Good morning Girls and Boys...How is everyone Doing?

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

G/M

I avoid using Google as much as possible... [americanlookout.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I like dogpile seems to get better results.

I hope Ms Pirnie sues... [americanlookout.com]

azzow2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

What a liberal thing to do. Just dig through someone's stuff to see if they can find something to persecute them over.

I found a grocery list in a cart that said: “Cheese, Beef, Whiskey and shit like that” So, I ...

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Don't you mean sole mate?

"Ram tough" my ass, lol.

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Not a good year.

I suspect that the thug type cops would quickly become a very rare species indeed, even neutral cops...

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Could make drunk/high driving a job then nobody would want to do that either.

Key of your happiness ?

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Then you will have to pickpocket.

I have a ton more on the way .

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Eye roll

Hey, everyone.

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Welcome

Anyone else feel like they can't have a normal fucking friendship because the lonliness of the label...

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Yes, like society says there is something with you because that you are a lone wolf.

Enjoy your coffee/tea/hot chocolate or whatever else you might be drinking, and ....

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

G/M

50. Nebraska - Deadliest states for drug overdoses - Pictures - CBS News

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Where a lot of jobs lost because of NAFTA in Nebraska?

Very true. Think about it for a second.

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Sure the first one is actually being progressive the second is like a factory of worthless bots.

Do you enjoy fixing things?

azzow2 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Car breaks I take it apart and fix same for the computer. Rip a pair of pants I sew them back together. I can fix just about anything. I do get annoyed when I get stuff made in China that is below standards that have to be reinforced or repaired before it can be used.

Who is the “time being”? And why are we always doing things for this entity?

azzow2 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Time is linear not controlled but consepulitized.

Looking for recommendations for pistols.

azzow2 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Look at the Hi Point website they seem to have the most affordable.

It's almost 2019 and I still don't have a microwave with a button that just says "Cook Shit".

azzow2 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Still waiting for my smart phone to prove it is smart.