¡Aye Ca-Roomba!

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I'll bet there are at least some 'Christians' out there, who would have no idea what that is!

A bomb cyclone (bombogenesis) is hitting the Denver metro area today. It's just raining with high ...

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Probably a cross-country skier, that got lost, and is waiting for helicopter rescue. The locals used to make jokes about them, when I lived near Berthoud. Actually, they used to make jokes about tourists getting lost, trying to find Carter Lake!

Fox News claims that Trump haters are going so far as to attack his children! I beg to differ. These...

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Simple PsyOps on their part, to instill sympathy for the Trump family.

Who remembers doing this as a kid?

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I can remember as an adolescent, having a party line with a neighbor. The neighbor's teenage daughter had her own 'princess phone', and I could hear it ring. When it did, I could pick up our phone, and when she answered hers, I could listen in on her conversations. Naughty me!

I like this one.

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

They left out the Amish!

Small Towns

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I think Rand-McNally has a less-than-5,000 policy. I've noticed that a lot of small communities that used to be on their maps, are no longer listed.

Meet the First Gold digger of the United States

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

She could pee good?

Worst Tattoo Fails That Are So Dumb They Are Funny [youtube.com]

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

What's the one on the left supposed to be? Termite infestation?

Sociologists blow up the myth that less educated white voters voted for tRump because of economic ...

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I think perhaps they saw Trump as the only alternative to continued attacks on the Second Amendment, and to the perceived economic threat of illegal immigration. If a Democratic candidate wants to win in 2020, they should stop attacking the Second Amendment, and support stricter immigration reforms.

Worst Tattoo Fails That Are So Dumb They Are Funny [youtube.com]

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Why do 21st century Humans want to look like a bunch of 19th century South Seas cannibals?

The American Machine: Police Torture to Drone Assassinations

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

1984 already came and went.

Tim Apple was what Trump called Tim Cook the CEO of Apple. This was just a few days ago. After that ...

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Mob guys back in NYC don't call him "Donnie Two-Tongues" for nothing!

Ky passed a bill for legalization. An incredible restrictive bill. Cannabis must be grown in Ky to ...

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Too bad the legislature is so philistine. 'Bacca farmers could become pot farmers, and the Blue Grass State could truly live up to its name!

A loved animal loved by many of us unconditionally, also enjoys the finer side of life and offers no...

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Urrrp!

Two animals saying a morning beastly Hello to each other.

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I've often thought Trump looks like a bellowing hippo, in an orange toupee, slowly sinking in the quick-sand of his own creation. But he's more of a Trumpopotamus, not a Hippopotamus!

Trump’s 2020 budget proposal: what’s in it, what gets cut, and what it means - Vox

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Federal workers should prepare for another shutdown.

Just a beautiful and inspiring meme to enjoy.

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Where is that place? I want to hallucinate there!

Are there any secular country music groups?

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Many of the performers start out in Church bands, or choirs. But with a pentient for partying, that would rival most rock bands, you could say they are "Christian" on the outside, but completely secular on the tour bus.

Tucker Carlson Defends Child Marriage, Claims Women Are ‘Primitive’ | Michael Stone

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

It's much easier now too. You can buy buckets of tar at Home Depot, and bags of chicken feathers at Hobby Lobby. Old-timey tar had to be heated up first, to make it more pliable. And you had to pluck a few geese to get the feathers.

I think we’re onto something here...

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Great idea! We got a lot of feral cats around here!

GOP introduces plan to massively cut Social Security

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Vote for your dog. Vote for your cat. Vote for Anybody But Trump in 2020!

Nancy Pelosi rejects Donald Trump's proposed budget cuts as 'cruel' - AOL News

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

It will all catch up with him, and he will get his!

What Happens to Your Brain When You Stop Believing in God - Tonic

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You devour more "apples". That is to say, you read more books (Hopefully).

Can science and religion be reconciled?

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Religion and Science will always be at odds. Religion says believe it. Scince says prove it!

Jesus Christ: How Much History, How Much Myth?

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

The "Gospels" left out of the New Testament are quite interesting. Adam and Eve had a daughter, who practiced incest with Cain, and Seth. Jesus comes across as a scizophrenic cult leader, who had a hooker for a girlfriend. The whole bunch sounds like the Manson Family. You can read many of the deliberately left-out Gospels in a book called "The Gnostic Bible".

Will mankind still be here in 300 years?

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Probably. Humans are pretty clever, and adaptable.

Alternatives to the UFO Extraterrestrial Hypothesis. The UFO extraterrestrial hypothesis (ETH) ...

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

It's kind of like Big Foot. I can't say they do or don't exist. I've just never heard of, or seen, any Big Foot roadkill yet!

Alternatives to the UFO Extraterrestrial Hypothesis. The UFO extraterrestrial hypothesis (ETH) ...

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I've never seen one. But I don't doubt that a lot of them were unidentified!

Is it possible to fall in love with someone with opposing political views?

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

That happened to me once. Only the woman turned out to be a fundamentalist Christian fruitcake. I fell out of love real quick!

Erik Prince acknowledges 2016 Trump Tower meeting for first time | USA News | Al Jazeera

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Trump: How much would it cost me ta hire a thousand of you guys ta defend Mar-a-Lago when the Democrats come to unpeach me?

Because Trump knows more about flying planes than anyone. Eugene Gu, MD: The problem was that ...

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Trump: I have a natural gift for science; and I know the biggest words!

Things are getting pretty tense inside the party... [msn.com]

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'm hoping Ann Coulter will run on a Third Party Ticket, and dilute the Trumplerite vote!

U.S. Has Spent Six Trillion Dollars on Wars That Killed Half a Million People Since 9/11, Report ...

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I wish somebody would send me one of those bubblewrapped pallets of baled-up 'Bennie Franks'!

More evidence that the US is behind the hardship in Venezuela? [thegrayzone.com]

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

The CIA is expert at creating destabilization through sabotage, and terrorism. The Cuban government claims to have recorded 40,000 such acts, between 1961, and 1975. Not too many years ago, I read a book comprised of declassified CIA documents from the "Secret War' on Cuba. In one of them, they confessed to having carried out 4,000 acts of terror and sabotage in just one year-- 1962. So the Cuban estimate doesn't sound exaggerated to me.

Let there be God and there was Man

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I am Dog, the Great and Powerful. The Creator of the Heavens, and the Earth. The Creator of all things that groweth, slinketh, walketh, flyeth, swimmeth, or waddleth on the face of the Earth. I created the Gods, and the Devils, and the Angels of your imaginations. Thou shalt have no other Dogs before me!

‪TrumpBudget‬ ‪$25 billion cut to Social Security $845 billion cut to Medicare ‬ ‪$1.5...

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

The"Doubletongue"continues to do double dirt!

I've done some genealogy so I know on my mother's side, her mother's family (Peasley's) arrived in ...

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2019:

My parents arrived in Detroit in the early 1950s. But my father's side landed at Jamestown in 1638. My mom's side arrived in North Carolina in 1751.

When did you know you didn't believe?

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

When I was a poor, and hungry adolescent.

Was sex more fun when you still believed in original sin?

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I had a girlfriend in high school, who liked to 'do it' in unusual locales. One day, she took me into a Catholic Shrine her family attended. She led me up a winding staircase, that led to the bell tower. Then, she seduced me on a landing, right under a picture of Jesus. All the while, I couldn't help but feel it was inappropriate to be doin that in a Catholic Shrine, beneath a picture of Jesus. I felt downright sacrilegious!

The only time I ever seen one was in the movie Ghostbusters.????

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Looks like an old hearse, with a siren on it. But I do remember when nurses wore white tights!

John Mayall & Peter Green [The Bluesbreakers] Out of Reach 69 ? [youtu.be]

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I was an avid blues harmonica enthusiast as a teen. And I finally got to go to a John Mayall concert. The first words out of his mouth were "Sorry, but no chikka-chikka tonight!" However, he then went on to play about 20 different instruments he had set around the stage. He was an amazing musician!

Amazing how the Repub "moderates" claim to hate Trump but go on and on about what a great president ...

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Reagan was as dumb as Trump!

Former Florida officer accused of using police database to find women to date

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Probably pretty typical.

What are your thoughts on poly marriage's

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Whatever works!

A Donkey Powered Taxi For Newborn Lambs

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Hey driver! Can we stop somewhere? I gotta pee!

Old School Dating Expressions And Their Modern Equivalents [google.com]

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Dang! We just called it 'having babies in the bushes', or 'pup-tent'!

Do not contact me in anyway if you are into God/Gods. I am not the one. I do not want to debate your...

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I am DOG the GREAT and POWERFUL! The creator of the heavens and the earth. The creator of all creatures that liveth, walketh, flyeth, swimmeth, or slinketh on the earth. And I commandeth thee to keep my name Holy, and giveth unto me ALL your stuff! Woof-Woof!

The most important thing in Trump's feeble brain this morning is whether the media was unfair to ...

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

On another tweet, he said he called him "Tim Cook Apple". This clown can't even get his lies straight!

Venezuela aid truck torched by protesters, MSM finally admit… but of course Maduro’s still to ...

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

If you want to invade a foreign country, you must first create a casus belli, which is Latin for creating the legal grounds for armed intervention. Tonkin Gulf served the purpose for LBJ. WMD served the purpose for "Big Ears" Bush. CIA-sponsored destabilization operations, and burning food trucks, just may be the casus belli for Trump.

Donald Trump's sex trafficking scandals are getting uglier by the minute - Palmer Report

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Trump: Yeah. But they pee good!

While checking out of Walmart yesterday, I overheard, although I couldn't hear exactly what she was ...

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

You should learn to be more tolerant of the mentally challenged!

How do you respond to cashiers saying "have a blessed day"?

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I just assume they go to church a lot, and reply with "you too!".

I checked this out and it's true. But it's also so gosh darn cute. "Butterflies drink the tears ...

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

At first, I thought, 'now what do crocodiles cry about?' But then, I remembered the term 'crocodile tears'. So, they must cry sometime. Right?

As a person who has psychic abilities, and believes in reincarnation, I wonder what peoples thought ...

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

If you have a lot of money, you can get frozen in a cryogenics chamber. Or, you go into a big, above-ground Mausoleum, with a flashing neon sign (just like Elvis!). If you have a moderate amount of money, you go into a grave, with either a vertical, or horizontal stone marker on top. If you're poor, or just plain short of cash, you either go into the paupers graveyard, the 'body farm', or a crematory oven.

Four days of national power blackout in Venezuela. [reuters.com]

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I can only wonder how CIA pulled that one off?

For me... assassination of JFK.

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Cuban Missile Crisis

The most important thing in Trump's feeble brain this morning is whether the media was unfair to ...

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

We GOTTA vote this guy out!

Man is swept into whale’s mouth and lives to tell the tale

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Boy! Did that guy have bad breath!

One person here disputed that the USA had an empire. What do you think? [democracynow.org]

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The closing of the American frontier is dated at 1890, which also marks the beginnings of American Imperial expansion.Mostly in the Pacific, and the Caribbean (seizure of Spanish overseas territories, during the Spanish-American War). Eventually, the Americans learned that if you wanted the resources of other countries, and you wished to open them up as markets for American goods, you establish puppet regimes, and prop them up with the US military, if need be. It was much cheaper than permanently garrisoning them with troops, as Britain, and various European powers had tried. But with the creation of the Soviet Union, and the Peoples Republic of China, US military intervention, augmented with clandestine intelligence operations became more frequent. This, to protect US Imperial and Strategic interests from the bogeyman of 'Communism'. The communist bogeyman has now been replaced with the bogeyman of Islam. The US is still an imperialist country, with troops in over 100 other countries, worldwide. Has it reached its 'twilight of empire'? The future will tell.

I believe mother-in-law's now days would be offended by this little cartoon. ???? [facebook.com]

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

We never played spin the bottle. But I can remember when I was eight years old, a gang of girls, with flowers in their hair, chased me down, tackled me, n kissed n slobbered all over me! They said they were giving me 'cooties'. I didn't know what that was. So I ran home and took TWO baths, to make sure I got the 'cooties' off!

Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders are the top picks for President for 2020 by a large margin.... So.......

davknight comments on Mar 11, 2019:

A moderate for POTUS, and a 'radical' for VP would probably stand a better chance. If a 'radical' ran for POTUS, that would give the other side more 'ammunition' to hurl. And the important thing is to get rid of Orange Stupid, not to cling to one's ideals.

Check out my new logo for my site! These are just concepts but will look the same once I get the ...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I've always thought a stoned toad would make a great logo for a marijuana business. I smoked a lot of that stuff as a teenager, and always felt like a stoned toad, under its influence.

In Syria, militias armed by the Pentagon fight those armed by the CIA A BIT old but relevant...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

CIA: It's only money! And it's not our money!

In Syria, militias armed by the Pentagon fight those armed by the CIA A BIT old but relevant...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Not overly odd. I seem to recall that, during the civil war in Angola, the US was supporting two different rebel groups, who were actively fighting one another.

I've been hiking two hours a day early in the morning in the desert valley below my hilltop housing ...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I too, like to take early morning walks, and check out all the critters!

Read a good book yesterday and wanted to pass it along. Excellent Sheep: The Miseducation of the ...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

"Ivy Leaguers" are much overrated. Theirs are "prestige degrees", and are in no way indicative of their intellect. I've had a few "Ivy League" profs., and wasn't too impressed by them.

She made a truthful statement. Why is she being castigated? [salon.com]

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Because Mossad, and AIPAC ordered she be castigated.

TRUMP USA Internally and on the world stage, the US is in turmoil as never before. Michael Moore's...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I think TrumpOrg oughta merge with the Scientologist's SeaOrg. Then they can be wingbats together!

Just getting ready for a bit of England v Italy in the 6 Nations. Why are national anthems, with the...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

They are designed to rouse childhood memories of one's parents. The public, in all countries, are raised to think of their national government as a parental figure (e.g. the "Fatherland", the "Mother" country, "Daddyland", etc.). So, a national anthem must be designed to arouse subconscious memories of one's parents. (That's my theory anyways).

An Open Letter to Ilhan Omar, the Lioness Who Entered the Halls of Hyenas [ghionjournal.com]...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

My only response is, what did she say that wasn't/isn't true?

Trump. It's funny. He is so damned naive! He missed his calling as a reporter for a tabloid. ...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Trumpy is just trying to woo Jewish voters. And I don't think even the Weekly World News would hire him. He doesn't know how to read or write well enough!

Most Trump Supporters portrayed as stupid and gullible. Article [rawstory.com] Slogan - ...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

The American bourgeoisie can be broken down into two competing factions. The extremely naive, represented by the Donkey Party, and the extremely stupid, or Elephant Party. The two-party system we have is designed so that 'third parties' don't have a rat's chance of obtaining political power. Therefore, the electorate is forced to choose between the two. I don't consider the electorate to be blamed for a lack of choice between the idiotic, and the absurd.

Darwin came out with "On the origin of species" 160 years ago. Most in this group know that ...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Fear of death. Most humans can't accept the inevitability of death. So they cling to their religious beliefs, in the hope of an 'after-life'.

As life-long member of the American middle class and a 30 year veteran teacher, I have a question?...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

There is no 'middle class'. Never has been one. In a capitalist society, all work is done by the working class (or 'proletariat'). All wealth is the product of Labor. When the capitalists start 'outsourcing', only the capitalist class ('bourgeoisie') is to blame. The attitude of the bourgeoisie is "So, vote with your feet!", meaning workers should move to another part of the country, if they don't like things. The anarchist, Emma Goldman, had a different view. She told workers: "Ask them for work. If they won't give you work, ask them for bread. If they won't give you bread, then TAKE the bread!".

President Trump autographed Bibles for survivors of the Alabama tornado outbreak - Chicago Tribune

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

He doesn't read books. So he doesn't know you don't sign on the cover.

Two cops not charged with rape after having sex with a person in their custody. Police actions take ...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I took a criminal justice class once.And each week, a cop from a nearby department, came in and give a recruiting speech. One guy advised the students that, if ever they applied for a cop job, and in response to the question "Why do you wanna be a cop?", they should respond "Because I wanna have power over others!". This is actually considered the 'correct' response, because, as the cop recruiter put it: "Everybody wants ta have power over others! Right?" Personally, I'd like to see police departments disbanded. Modern police departments have only been around for 150 years or so. But, in the US anyways, they have become way over-militarized. In their place, I'd like to see Public Safety Departments--no badges, no "ranks",-- and they'd serve as firefighters, EMT techs,as well as normal police duties. They would also serve as school crossing guards, and clean bird crap off picnic tables. They would shovel snow, serve as dogcatchers,and pick up litter along the roads. No uniforms, and no guns, unless absolutely necessary. And sidearms, when issued, would be limited to revolvers, since they tend to get trigger-happy when issued large capacity semiautomatic pistols. (They also tend to shoot themselves in the foot more often with the semiautos).

This may not be news to American members, but it should be interesting to the rest of us, Did ...

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2019:

American Indians never got beyond making things out of copper. If they had been given a few hundred years' respite from European colonization, they might have begun making bronze.

Paul Manafort: walking white privilege [theguardian.com] Does anyone want to argue now that it...

davknight comments on Mar 8, 2019:

"White" privilege? Or class privilege? Remember that, here in America, there is liberty and justice for all. Just us rich folks that is!

The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one

davknight comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Stupid is forever. But ignorance can be fixed!

Any pro-wall atheists out there? I have been down near the border filming my latest documentary ...

davknight comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I view both the 'Wall' and 'open borders' as stupid.

Sin Cities

davknight comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Las Vegas and Atlantic City?

Why are people so quick to judge?

davknight comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Because the Orange Don has made childish name-calling 'nouveau chic'.

U.N. Finds Israel Intentionally Shot Children, Journalists & the Disabled During Gaza Protests - ...

davknight comments on Mar 8, 2019:

As 1970s W German college kids used to say: "Peace and Napalm!"

Scotland has Nessie but that's nothing compared to the stuff people are reporting in the US of A. ...

davknight comments on Mar 8, 2019:

They forgot the Trumpopottamus!

Do you call it soda or pop?

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

We called it 'pop' too. But the very word brings to mind a mentally retarded woman I used to help care for, fifteen years ago. She was actually addicted to pop; and we had to keep her pop locked up in a refrigerator, out in the garage. In lieu of her often violent behavior, we weren't supposed to give her any unless she behaved herself. The first few times I worked with her, she would follow me around, yelling "POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!" until my eardrums nearly burst. She thought I was a sucker, and would give in easily. However, with a great deal of patience, and fortitude on my part, I managed to make her understand that whether she got any pop, depended on her behavior. Gradually, we reached an understanding!

Pharma & Insurance Gave $43M to the 130 House Democrats Not Backing Medicare for All. House ...

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I would like to see the entire private healthcare system abolished!

How does one deal with an asshole? We all know them. Some of us are them. I would make a ...

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Ignore them, and they clam up tight!

U.S. Trade Deficit Hits Highest Level in History at $891.3B | Fortune

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Trump: "I am the King of Debt!"

10 Unforgettable Michigan Views | Midwest Living

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Spectacular views!

What do agnostics say instead of "Thoughts and Prayers"?

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Probably "Best Wishes"

Anyone heard about the Virginian who was protesting in Saudi Arabia and was electrocuted during ...

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Trump: "But they're buyin lottsa jets n stuff!"

High School Students Shovel Woman's Driveway At 4:30 AM So She Can Make It To Dialysis Treatment

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Kudos to these kids!

What is your favorite word or phrase quirk? Something not in the general population lexicon? For...

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

"Wingbat" is a term I use to describe Trump and his fan club. I took the 'wing' from wingnut, and the 'bat' from dingbat, and put the two together.

After graduating from university with a rather good degree, my eldest son has struggled to find ...

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

In the blue-collar, factory town I grew up in, we called job-hunting "hitting the bricks". Which means one just has to be perserverant. If you hit the bricks long enough, something will turn up.

Philly Taco Bell Workers Fired After Video of Center City Attack Surfaces - NBC 10 Philadelphia

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

They've always had lousy food. But I didn't know the service was this bad.

I had to deal with having (and keeping) security clearances for about half my working career as a ...

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

But the POTUS doesn't know how to read. So he needs someone around to read the 'secret instructions' for using the big, red button on his desk!

What Do TV Pundits Mean When They Say Democrats Should Move to the Middle? WTF is the Middle?

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I think they mean the Dems should act less extreme, in order to get the votes to throw out Trumplerism.

I really don't know why we keep celebrating Christopher Columbus when he was clearly a Johnny come ...

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Celebration of Columbus comes from Italian-Americans who, when they arrived, saw Irish-Americans celebrating St. Patrick's Day.So the Italian-Americans gave us Columbus Day. I view it as one of those harmless ethnic celebrations, similar to the small-town 'founders day' events, that were once popular. I can remember when Michigan towns founded by Finns, would break out in Finnish flags, towns founded by Swedes would break out in Swedish flags, etc., once a year, to celebrate their founding, as well as ethnicity. All harmless fun. And to be expected in what I call a 'settler country', that is, a country where most of the population originally came from somewhere else.

"Yes, I did say I love avocados. Why do you ask?"

davknight comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Ernest Hemingway wallpapered his bathroom with rejection slips.

Now that's going to be interesting... be sure to not miss the Easter Egg Hunt this year.

davknight comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Better wear some strong latex gloves!