There's no conspiracy theorist like an old conspiracy theorist! :-D

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

The old, "continued on reverse" ploy

First vaccine shot done!

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Congrats.

Strawberries anyone?

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I'll use heavy cream , but looks good.

& a Happy wearin' o' the green...

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I know some in a micro mini kilt.

Write your name below (I'm Slutty O'Blaze!)

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Barfy O'Legspreader

Humans in a nutshell

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

So very true,

Massage Parlor shooter was all about guns and God [news.yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Is it time to start treating some forms of religion as mental illnesses? This kid is one sick fuck.

“Whereas in ancient agricultural societies human violence caused about 15% of all deaths, during ...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Those numbers don't seem correct.

For anti-maskers only.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

It has been interesting here in Dallas, almost all the businesses have really stepped up their mask requirements in spite of the state removing the requirement.

Vintage Navajo Moose

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Damn, He's wrong all over. ( navajos and moose did not occupy the same parts of the country)

167 and still counting.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Right place, right time, good you were there.

El Paso, TX today, the wind! Ugh!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

A bit dusty?

Great idea.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

If only it works better than insect repellent.

Not the best name

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Fits, since they are probably a bunch of twats.

I will have 2

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

What's with the Jr. sandwich?

Paddy is in a London pub, the week before Xmas, looking really down, the barman asks, "why so glum ...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

sure you were

I didn't know they had them

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

long lanes

One & Done..got my J & J vax just now..

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

congrats

Here is something to ponder ,about spell checkers a bit light hearted

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I wish I had had this when I was trying to explain to my editors why we should use spell checkers and still employ proof readers.

Welp. That took a turn.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

dark, but accurate

Not as crazy as Piers Morgan, tho...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I think he knew all along she was his escape ticket.

I want a new drug...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

somebody's not going to get lucky tonight

Hell, 2017 thru 2020!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

More of a hold my beer and watch this year

Simon says...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Love that definition

Became the proud owner of my country retirement house.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Somebody left white stuff all over your lawn, other than that looks great.

Write your answers below...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

you're just assuming they are female.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

$19 slice NY $19 whole pie Chicago

Elemental humor.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

What about all the mixed carbons, don't they count?

Eye test lol

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

pretty blue.

Is that the way it works?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

admit the truth

We feel it woudl be much more appropriate if...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

They were treated as gods in ancient Egypt, so makes perfect sense

The arrogance of youth is hard to bear when you get old, I wish I had had the wit to ask old folk ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Even had you asked, I doubt that you would have believed. It is hard to imagine that which you have never really been exposed to.

But, if the patient died___________ (fill in the blank)

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

There's a reason they don't take you to the cathedral with a heart attack.

Did everyone eat pie today? Happy birthday Albert Einstein.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I made square pies.

I'm more & more feeling like a cat...

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2021:

+Retired, Sunday is only important during football season

Irrationally yours,...

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Cherry, that's just cherry. oops I meant cheery

Not as ageless as Keith Richards...

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2021:

come on she's 74 looks 60, Kieth is 77 looks 104

I’ve had a great birthday, thanks for all the good wishes, it is now bedtime and I’m going to ...

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Happy Birthday

The first Racist was the pseudo god of Abraham because of all the people it choose the Jews as the ...

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Not even close to the first. The jewish god was a very late comer to the show. Racism is based on tribalism, so the first racist was Ug, the proto human that believed his tribe was better than UgUg's tribe. You give religion too much credit

Or having it delivered...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

me too, but I have the body of a god.

Oklahoma House Passes Bill To Give Immunity To Drivers Who Hit Protesters | HuffPost

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Who's up for a road trip to the Klan rally?

I'll show myself out...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Make physics fun again.

True Dat! 😄

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

You so right!

Wanna a hair cut?

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

He's got a great weight on his shoulders.

THE TURNCOAT AND THE LOYAL Vanita Gupta, President Biden's nominee for assistant attorney general,...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Attorneys represent what ever their clients tell them to. If Biden decides to delist cannabis, you will see everyone in the AG's office fall in line.

Friday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

cute

This one only took me a few seconds... Please don't spoil it for others in the comments.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2021:

easy peasy

OK, a groaner, I admit, but it still tickled me...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Go to your room.

& one more "Conservative 'Logic'"...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2021:

The irony is strong with this one.

I spent some time in my yard today and confirmed something I thought I noticed earlier - several of ...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Don't trim anything for another couple of weeks, there is a lot of superficial damage that will simply fall off and new leaves will sprout. I have to keep my pruning shears locked up right now. If it is dead, letting it stay will not make it any deader, if it is just damaged, cutting may expose it to disease and insects that would otherwise not be a problem. I inspect almost every day, and I see more damage and more reasons for hope. That -2 did a lot of damage, just don't make it worse.

Over & over & over...

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Spin that sucker like you're on the price is right

The gene pool is so shallow...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Bet it is a revenge child, someone had it in for him.

Oh, I dearly hope not...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2021:

doesn't look good for us

Might want to update that resume...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2021:

I don't think he is going to buy that one

Overlapping intelligence

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Thee dumbest tourist just leave their garbage by the side of the dumpster.

Being considerate shouldn't be political

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I have a friend that is a nurse in a psych ward. Prior to their shots, they tested for antibodies, she never realized that she had had Covid, or that she could have passed it on. Masks can save lives so what if they are a little uncomfortable.

Paraprosdokians!! No, not a new religion:

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Loved them all

It's a bonus for some of us.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Yes

I see no down side...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I'll buy the nails

I guess I was just lucky!

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

and if you knew how to do it, you could slow charge a car battery off it.

How do you spell "stupidity"?

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Most of the population of Texas is not affected by his order. Counties, schools, and businesses all are still going to require masks in order to enter. It will no longer have the force of law, but business in Texas has a very strong legal standing to determine who is and who is not allowed into their establishments.

This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and says 'Audi!'

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

groan

This sounds like fantastic advice, and I'm going to try it:

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

sounds interesting.

"Stairway to Heaven" Staircase in Taihang Mountains, China.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Just don't forget your mask, you have to go all the way back and start over.

A romantic momento? [totallythebomb.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Nope!

Magic Rocks: $5

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I believe in their magic, I turn sparkley rocks into paper on a regular basis

This would get me rammed where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

It is not your christ that scares me, it is your christians.

Now we know where Mom was hiding that!

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

oops

Fulton DA's Investigation into Trump Heads to Grand Jury | News Break

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I hope they have more balls than the republicans in the house and senate.

Why not, indeed?

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Kind of fitting

Jerusalem monastery vandalized in fresh attack

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Fascist attacking the churches, let me get my popcorn.

What's your sign?

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Astrology is astronomy's cute cousin that everyone likes because she might.

I can also count to 10 (twenty with my shoes off!)

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

always one!

Pesky Girrafs.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Reads true.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I never said I like to wear pants

Couldn't contain himself.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

A little premie there

What will be the first home improvement store built on Mars Lowe`s or Home Depot?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Home depot would blend in with the color scheme.

Wait... What?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I swallow a lot more than eight, but none in my sleep.

The FBI arrested a notorious white supremacist livestreamer in an early morning raid in Florida on ...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Felon in possession of a firearm, and he broadcast it, talk about setting yourself up.

STATE UPDATES 3/2/2021 Kentucky lawmakers pushing 2 bills to legalize cannabis LOUISVILLE, Ky.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Dallas was news to me, but it is the natural progression that has occurred here, right now it is a a cite and release, but most are not willing to waste their time citing

Varied Thrush, one of my favorite birds, I find woodland hues have a elegant subtlety more handsome ...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

The cedar waxwings are in my yard today. They are intent on stripping every berry off every plant, so far they have gotten the chinese photinia, hackberries, privetts, holy, and are finishing the mexican fan palm.

Please welcome old friend @Ray13 to the group.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

welcome

Arizona Republican Paul Gosar Speaks at White Nationalist Conference Controversial Arizona GOP ...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Mengele in training?

Please welcome @The-Krzyz to the group. Feel free to post some interesting music here for us.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

welcome

& remember, he's jealous, too!

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

wish, hope or pray in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

I'll drink to that!

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

difference between drunks and alcoholics, alcoholics go to meetings.

I am unable to block someone in one of my groups.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I had a similar experience

Science vs Religion

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

You give the religious way too much credit

Nothing worse in this world than being Tuna Shamed....tisk tisk. TunaSammiesUnite

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Something is fishy about that sticker

Lighter is no long brighter but its still light.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

farm out

DIY peeps

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

helpful hints

Sorry. I will show myself out.

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Groan

I'm a casual gardener: I mostly plant what I like when I have the chance to take care of it.

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2021:

I managed to overwinter some pequin pepper plants that I am slowly starting to harden , you're welcome to one if you'd like.

Most of my potatoes have already popped through the surface of my garden here in Florida , and I ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I set out my first "pots" of potatoes this week about a month plus behind you.

I'll let this stand on it's own for this group.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

The difference is the pet owners are not organized like the child owners are. They banded together to bar discrimination, pet owners still haven't gotten over their preference for their pet of choice over other's choice. cats over/under dogs, fish over reptiles, birds etc.

Most people are bad at arguing. These 2 techniques will make you better.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I put up with my racist mysoginic relatives through most of the Obama years since I knew that most of them saw him as just a bush n. and that was a deeply held belief on their part, just like their catholicism. I finally made a break, determining that I was wasting my time trying to teach pigs to sing. Unless we can speak without talking religion or politics, i have nothing to say and no need to say it.

Now another right wing-nut Repug shows up with her favorite quote for her Big Boy: 'Hitler was ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Not everyone is thriilled https://www.alternativelyfacts.com/ivanka-trump-org/ Ivanka Really Not Looking Forward to Sleeping Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

For those who remember @coralisthree , I have belated bad update.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I remember seeing a report when this happened, it still saddens me.

Be careful what you do

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Anytime a young thang, not one of my relatives,. sends a friend request i check them out, if there are seminude pics and no friends autodelete.

Golden Donald Trump Effigy Seen at CPAC Was Made in Mexico

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Everything DJT touches at first seems to be gold, but turns out to be shit. The sooner the masses figure this out, the sooner he will ride off into the sunset in chains.