A dad joke alert!

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

I don't want poison that is good for bugs, I want one to wipe them out.

Unfortunately Ft.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

He would be a good choice.

My time in the USAF and I could watch the Phantom II do touch and go all day.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

I always enjoyed the speed of the overpowered fighter jets. Our bombers and tankers lumbered down the runway and slowly lofted into the sky.

This is Willy, kindly welcome my lovely pet

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

nice pup.

How neat. Alll the kitchen appliances together...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

shredder has the highest maintenance cost

A simple explanation of why I am always late for work....

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

good kitty, depending on whether they buy your excuse

When your date shows up and ...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

face time next time

Then there were also the scratches because of bad attempts.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

It was amazing the number of albums we listened to just to hear one song. or the pennies tapped to the arm so it wouldn't bounce when we danced.

Rasing my hand

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

Oh yes

Saturday ear-worm

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

eye of the tiger. (damn you, now I've got it playing in my head)

Rand Paul on his way to (do no) work...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

No toll booth, cause highways are govt funded?

TRump when he gets out of the shower...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

Why are you picking on a naked mole rat, how would you like being compared to some ugly vermin that should never see the light of day?

Another example of extreme advertising hype.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

well Uncle Walt was said to rule like a dictator, so why not ala Lenin, Kim, and Mao

Now that is funny

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

way less offensive

Lmao funny

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

You might be the only guy in the world, but treat her like that and it can be splitsville.

The Biden Administration spent $530 billion on school reopenings, assuming some of that school ...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

As slimy as he is he can probably slither under it.

2nd group of nine

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

another winning set

The first nine

glennlab comments on May 1, 2021:

great set

Ooh, to bad he isn't housebroken.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

We'll even pay for a one way ticket if you promise to never let him escape again.

Beauty is in the eye of the sculpture.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

I too have the body of a god

Texas House Overwhelmingly Passes Two Major Marijuana Reforms Tom McKay 4/30/2021 By large ...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

I just wish Texas would do something, it is getting old .

What a turkey! I put a new hay bail in the barn and one of the turkeys claimed it as her own.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Where does the biggest bird in the house sleep? Where ever she wants.

5 Things Those Out of Control Libs Will Never Cancel [satiricalfacts.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

good ones

Oh yes they can...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Mine identified things differently at night ane day. The hose became a snake as soon as the sun went down.

Connecticut Eliminates Dangerous Religious Exemptions to School Vaccination Requirements ...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

It is way past time that we stop religious exemptions to laws that place others at risk.

Beep, beep!

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

and Acme is involved at some point.

An eloquent pie chart

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

seems obvious.

How scientists caught footage of 'the kraken' after centuries of searching Tricking the giant ...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

good that someone thought outside the box and turned the lights out for a change.

I hope it is not Covid.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

As long it doesn't run down your legs, you'll be OK.

A Florida teacher hung a Black Lives Matter flag outside of her classroom and then refused ...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

While I hope she wins, (I doubt she will) , the resultant publicity may force the school district to back down. The story tells of a systemic attempt to marginalize the needs of the students in the school, but that is already evident with them retaining the Robert E Lee name to a school that is 80% black.

RichieO posted this in Critical Thinking group but I thought it funny enough for this group too! :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

This has been the story since ancient history, the parable of the 3 blind men and the elephant tries to teach the same lesson. Nothing is new.

I hope that scumbag goes to prison.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

I hope he gets his due.

Gaetz and Greene are going on a nationwide tour to call out RINOs.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

In order to not have to answer questions, you just spout shit and hope that none of the people in the rally read the fact check afterwards.

This really shocked me, God knows what the pious will think? :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Happy?

climate change friday

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

liked them all

Just like most kitties

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Mine would come and get me so I could watch him and he had to go outside.

Calm down it's just a joke

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

well the banner does say "in bad taste"

Hurt my hip

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Were,'t you excited to get the x-ray?

True heroes, every one.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

I wouldn't want to go mushroom picking even today without a good field guide.

Personally I think it's a bit gaudy, but gotta give the girl credit for for making the most of it!

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

If you gotta do the time, make the best of it.

& to follow up on the last Post...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

who told?

Another one that is so obvious...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

It doesn't take much to throw the brakes on advancement. It takes a church to throw an anchor on it.

Do they serve Klingon beer?

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

looks lonely

I'm choosing number 2.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

3, none of the above

(Warning: Satire Ahead!) Is Cancel Culture Why Your Grandkids Don’t Laugh at Your Hilarious ...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Cancel culture is the bully's response to being called out for being a bully. He is not being canceled, he is being held accountable for his words and actions.

Just like Fidel

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Show him a problem and he can run from it

Most sense I've heard all day

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

He needs to be returned to the wilds of his homeland, Canada (sorry Canada)

"Do you believe in miracles..."

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Miracle!

This seems to be true for so many...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

They're just low on blinker fluid, send them a bottle.

FBI Warned Giuliani He was Target of a Russian Influence Operation It’s being reported that the...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

he's more of walker or scooter type

This just keeps getting better -

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

You really nailed it

We need new toner...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

but they are still adorable

Get 'em while they're not!

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

it seems really full

Which one are you???

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

way overthinker, wait let me rephrase that, never mind

Georgia men charged with hate crimes and attempted kidnapping of Ahmaud Arbery [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2021:

e wheels of turn slowly, but at least they are beginning to turn

We all need a reminder now & then...

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Needs to be in bold. lol

Who's first?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Not me, maybe next week.

Think of the children 😂

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

I never would have made it out of adulessence,

I don't mind if you do mind...

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Now that is full immersion.

A brief expose of a major issue?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

We need to change the tax law so that as long as the donor controls how the funds are used, they don't get a tax deduction.

Copy cat or cat scan?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Yes

He thinks he's a "mighty hunter":

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

he's got the pose down.

It seems I spend most of my time....

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

that's my cat

The lie! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

The only time a man admits he's small is when he tries to talk a woman into anal.

daydream believer ...

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Never assume you know what other people think, You may be way more depraved than they are.

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

what ever works

They be makin some bacon.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

bacon cheeseburger

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

who pays for you to spout bull shit?

I'll be gentle!

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

reason i would never agree to be tied up

Fuck around and find out! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

fooled around and fell into ... a punch

Ready for the oven!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

that was the first 30 seconds, wait until you see where all they have gone in that condition. The amount of handprints is directly proportional to the cost of the item and inverse to the ability to clean it without damage.

Always worked

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I keep a case of wine just for communication purposes.

Oops, my bad...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Well, he is a multigenerational grifter and inherited his used car dealership, I mean church, from his father.

My sentiments exactly...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

YES!!!

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal ...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

hopefully he has learned to ask, Why?

I'd settle for a draw...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

If Covid has taught us anything, you need to be able to live with you

Rudy is Back in the News! [nytimes.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

It really doesn't pay to be DJT's personal attorney unless you are prepared to go to prison.

A brief expose of a major issue?

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Hide your corruption, with a little virtue and everyone will believe you when you say your shit smells like roses.

Thy neighbors wife...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Well he's screwed in more ways than one

The whole country would be vaccinated!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

great idea.

How those fun little bubble machines got invented.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

that is one powerful fart.

It's reached critical proportions...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

worst than that. Think of how dumb the average person is, half the people are dumber than that.

I think I see a pattern here...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

his timing is just off.

I can really relate to this one, how about you?

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I'm def in the over 50 example

Get off my lawn!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I;m going to need you to explain this, I'm fucking lost.

You're in for a bumpy ride...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

The best and worst is yet to come for all of them.

That is scary... gotta love Maxine.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I saw a kid (20 something) that had face tattoos and piercing that you just knew going to be a problem later, but what the hell, his problem.

True that one right now.. look at that dinosaur sitting on her desk..

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

It's not just women that get frustrated with computers.

Info we may not have heard:

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

women have been relegated to the shadows even when their light out shown others in their field.

I'm just a stub of my former self...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

All good things must come to an end, stubby.

Location. Location. Location.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

new business idea, sell ambulance chasers ad space on air bags

A likely story...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

that's the story I'm going to go with.

At least we can buy it now...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

but didn't it get you sparkly clean

& it's only 6 P.M.!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

or at least retire young enough to enjoy your later years

That will show them lmao

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

watermelon as a suppository works too.

I didn't even know they could drive!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

6 in a VW bug. Only in the cartoons.

Coffee moment...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

priorities!

Magic!!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I get a sinking feeling everytime I see this.

Is your Life Insurance paid up???

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Makes sure she knows that you haven't paid the life insurance, so no net gain.

Have you become the villain in a story you used to love?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Love it, most of my relatives would have a fit and ban all references to any of these leftist memes. Another reason i am more than happy to be separated from them by distance and ignore them of FB