So - for those of you, like myself, who wouldn't mind finding a partner, it seems yet more ...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I don't know that I have any real deal breakers that are set in stone. My biggest qualifier is that we can be friends. If that happens, then the possibilities are endless.

how many times a day do you say this?

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

way too many.

I laughed out loud at this

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Way too funny, good job

Digging through some old memes: (yes, the mobile home “park” is an actual place)

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

good ones

Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You | The New Yorker

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Damn he's good at it. How do you support lynching?

Anyone else feel way overdue for a haircut?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I feel shaggy, and I trust that my person is very careful, Texas has been allowing haircuts for about 2 weeks I think; however I am going to wait a few more weeks.

As Simon & Garfunkel used to sing...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I've come to talk to you again, like everyday!

He knows some tricks!

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I've heard of brain farts, but not brain flags, not enough there to power a fart.

Meet the Sarcastic Fringehead.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

squatty body complex?

Yup, juuust like that.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

It's easier to understand civil rights violations than it is the virus, so logical shift.

Another vacation shot to hell.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I feel your pain.

Gift from the wife.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Kiss, Kick, Kill 2 out of 3 are not good.

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Why don't they throw it in tweety's face? Since they have closed all the streets you can see from the whitehouse, I guess this was as close as they could get.

Cotoneaster Any good advice on how to trim that painful bush.?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Pretty much a common mistake that every gardener makes at one time or another. Planting a plant without taking into account its mature size. I've done it myself more times than I care to admit. The best advice is to move either it or the surrounding plants to where they can be happy. There is no easy cure. I had to do a little research on the proper pruning. Like many plants there are a multitude of varieties, so unless you have the right variety for your spot, it will be a constant battle to rein it in. It has a size it wants to grow to, remove all other plants inside that area. When you trim, go back to the last joint on the branch. Most cotoneasters only require minimal trimming if it takes more than that, it is the wrong plant for that space. So either change the plant or change the space.

I found this small ad. in Amateur international golfing monthly!

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

wouldn't even open the cv.

Some Cartoons

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Captured his essence

[edition.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Anytime a lawyer fires a client, particularly a high profile case. You can bet that there is a ton of stuff that the lawyers found out that they didn't want to get tarred with.

I had recently been experimenting with making small steamed omelets, in ramekins, inside my rice ...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

sounds like an experiment to try.

Sort of reminds me of an old friend.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

nice haircut

My one Iris has finally bloomed.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

It is not one I have seen before, but there are so many varieties. Nice flower though.

With everything else going on this seems too much but I have just lost a good friend.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

It always hurts to lose someone, my sympathies.

My daughter and I were having a conversation earlier.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I say politics is a full contact sport, you've got to get down in the dirt with them and don't let them come up for air.

I took a drive with a friend over to the west side of Kauai yesterday, the farthest I've been away ...

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

impressive

[refinery29.com] 23 and me DNA kit -biological father essay. Should we be using these kits??

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

As the only red haired light skinned person in my father's extended family I had to listen to rumors for 20 years until my cousin was also born with red hair. Once I had the DNA test done, and it showed the rumors were false and it was kind of fun to rub it in. ( my dad died when I was 11 months old)

History meme.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I wonder who commissioned it, the happy couple imortalized in stone?

I wonder...

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Must have been good to get its own monument,

You tell 'em Smudge!

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Something is fishy here.

When donald trump came out of hiding this week.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Remember, you can't have both.

Who would imagine that there is an actual National Old Maids Day 06/04/2020

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

If you look hard enough you can find a day that we celebrate almost every aspect of life. Years ago most groups decided to stop asking for permission and simply decided they would take a date. When the sky didn't fall, other groups followed suit.

Just How "Dumb" is a Post?: [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I read the Post article and the fraud on the voter registration is just one of the problems. The zoning for his residence states that no person may live there more than 21 days per year and no more than 7 consecutive days. The zoning board could pull his certificate of occupancy. He could have a worse fiasco than when he told the Nevada Gaming commission that he didn't have to follow there rules. He still doesn't have a gaming license in LV. Making it the only major hotel without one.

Please welcome another old friend to the group.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Welcome @MissKathleen .

And now, a word from Santa Claus.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I've been telling everyone that the COVID got him so it was canceled

Please welcome @bobwjr to the group. Feel free to post some interesting for us.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Welcome, Bob

It's Thursday! What's a food you're craving right now?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Since I have always done all the cooking and shopping, not really craving anything except human contact.

Think I could have predicted this: [thedailybeast.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

given a choice trump will always go for the low road, it is the way bullies think and act.

Ramen to that! (This is why aliens won't stop by...)

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

@SlippingBeauty @Beowulfsfriend @BestWithoutGods The puns are strong with this one.

SMUDGE is at it again.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

That's one busy cat.

Isn't that romantic.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Now that's using your head.

Ain't it the truth.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Even he checked out early.

Shower thoughts...

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

good pot

B. A. C. O. N.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

couple more

Has anyone dated a narcissist? Breaking up might be freeing but still hurts.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Yes, but there wasn't enough room for 3 in the relationship, me, her and her ego.

[cnbc.com] Guess Who is Scared....

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

tweety's all a twitter, when the going gets tough, he bugs out.

Must be an atheist park. Although, I though we were pro puppers...??

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

So many questions, I don't know where to begin.

Behold! My latest A1c no longer indicates diabetes.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

congrats

It's Wednesday! That means we're funny today 😁

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

going to stay with an animal group

Sceptre Amethyst

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

love it

Pick your Chonk.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Yes, all 4.

B. A. C. O. N.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Ahhhh bacon.

Tales (tails?) of a dog named "Bullet".

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I have always felt sorry for people that didn't have dogs, they have to pick up their own food when it hits the floor

Nokia water test.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

getting a little punny.

Cheese and groan alert.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Can't say you didn't warn me.

Ten Smudge vs Blonde

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

I haven't laughed like that in a while, thanks

You know shit's up when the pornhub message boards talk about covid 19 in a serious manner...lol

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

All I got was a message to come back later when they had new material.

I’m off to bed again.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

One of my favorites by her.

Some lovelies from the walk around my yard (pasture) yesterday.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Is that poison ivy mixed in just to see if we were looking.

Alrighty then.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Great reviewed, works as advertised, was it delivered on time?

A little dark humor.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Shocking!

Agreed......

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Nothing beats pineapple, lobster and shrimp on a pizza, especially if eaten on a beach under a coconut palm. Going to miss that this year. Lobsterfest in Belize was canceled for this year.

The wannabe dictator

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

throwing that word around rather loosely

I needed this laugh today.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Luckily I have never had the pleasure of listening to her.

I had to get some blood drawn this morning, and I ended up chatting with the woman in line behind ...

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

I used to enjoy the discussions with the christian clergy, since more of them had clearly Agnostic beliefs than the rank and file. Now I am free to not have to hide what I believe, it is much less fun. The true believers are just a waste of time anymore since most will just quote verses as their prooof and not even try to dress it up.

Which cup or no cups?

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

None have an unobstructed flow, except 2, there is no guarantee that any fluid would reach 2,3,4, or 5 from the opening above 2 , so I'm going to say that there is not enough information to answer. Most would fall between 3 &4 on just a gravity flow, while some tension flow would go to 2, 3,4 &5.

This is exactly right

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Honesty!

!. When you match 2.Seen near Winslow...

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

good ones

Got a pm from mamebaker very friendly never interacted with her please check her out

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

same here

New to site, group & pursuing like minded individuals to expand my circle, mind, experiences.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Welcome, from just down the road, hope you like it here.

Does anyone else feel like it's our job to scoure the internet for memes to bring back to this ...

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2020:

When I'm home, when I'm on the road, I hope others will pick up the slack.

People's understanding depends on the phrasing and this is how it should be phrased

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2020:

I tried that on a guy who had been bitching about the riots, then he informed me that his dad was a retired Chicago cop, from the period of the 1968 Police riots at the Democratic National Convention. then, He got flabbergasted and left.

I'm baaaaaaaaack! LOL.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Welcome back, congrats on the house and surgery.

He's not wrong.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Jeff Dahlmer?

Maybe they should change it?

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2020:

She might be a freak.

Ah, that'll be sooo nice!

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Better yet, require all news to be fact checked, require all opinion to be labeled as opinion. Any program/network labeled as news must be 90% news and opinion must be clearly identified before and after.

Wonder how business is?

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2020:

It's gone viral.

Jeff Lynne’s ELO. - All My Life. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

nice selection.

My babies! Jennifer and Murphy.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

melted to their perches.

Hey everybody! My Italian parsley is ridiculously happy and as little container and I'm afraid it's ...

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

if you have a dehydrator use that, if not you can air dry it in a mesh bag, or by hanging the cut stems leaves down in a well ventilated area. With my mint, I will hang a large mess bag in the garage.

Forget "Looting." Capitalism Is the Real Robbery.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

Ever since it was disclosed that the most violent Vietnam protesters were in fact undercover law enforcement, I have looked at the violence with a lot of skepticism.

Well this is my first attempt at posting something.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

Welcome, I see you posted a short bio, to get more involved, answer the profile questions maybe add some pictures. Check out the groups and join in.

Threesome .

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

You tricked me into looking quickly, well played

"I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee..." (Anonymous)

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

Same here.

When they want to talk to the manager

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

Nice hairdo.

Things that matter- and don't matter- to orange blob: Of course, the list of things that don't ...

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

You captured his essence.

Where are the photos of people dying of Covid?

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

In order to hide the war dead W refused to allow the repatriation flights to be recorded. Nixon tried to keep the pictures of the deceased Vietnam soldiers from being released to the press. Same song, different republican.

Seems like a lot of pictures are being posted sideways.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

I use a pc and no problems, are you posting from a phone or pc or mac.

Putting the Twit in Twitter

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

perfect picture.

I thought he drove an Accord.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

It was the disciples that left in one Accord.

The Purrrfect Storm.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2020:

purrfect

We're getting a whiff of the coming Civil War.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

I think we will have elections, Trump will scream bloody murder, if necessary, the new president will be sworn in and have him forcibly evicted.

as kids - anyone play "starlight starbright"?

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

We did hide and seek, parents had to start making rules about where we couldn't hide.

How does this work?? I can make a list.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

I'm going to trap a few and see how well they train.

I don't understand.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

I'm good

How many points did you get, and can others guess what they are?? (my point score in the comments.)

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

5 points

Hop in! Where are we going??

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

Back to the future car, though I'll have to make sure Doc comes along to keep it running.

Garfield memes

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

good set

Happy Friday! What was the most unsettling film you’ve seen?

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

Black Sunday 1960 gothic horror, One of the most horrific opening scenes that still gives me creeps thinking about it. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/black_sunday

Trump Signs Order to Allow Punishing Social Media Over Site Content President Trump signed an ...

glennlab comments on May 29, 2020:

He would do well to remember Ben Franklin's admonishment to those that argued with editors. Never get into a war of words with a man that buys ink by the barrel. The same could be true of a war of words with the guy who owns the platform you use.

What's in store for us next?

glennlab comments on May 28, 2020:

thankfully that was 1986 https://www.insidehook.com/article/science/new-animals-discovered-in-cave-sealed-off-for-5-5-million-years

I thought this might be fun. Mine is Stoned Burrito....😉

glennlab comments on May 28, 2020:

Fucked sausage.

I'm watching "Big Bang Theory," and I just heard this joke on the show.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2020:

just heard it too