That would make a great advert for Specsavers?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

She's still cringing, damn that is one long needle.

Be the crow....

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

So when they call me an old crow, that's not an insult?

This is Beo ( let's see if anyone gets his name.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Beo wolf, good one.

The proprietor was left wondering what had happened to all the customers…

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Never had one of those cooked.

Being a kid and listening to this music on the radio every day, got me started into liking rock n ...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

same here, hard to believe it's been that long.

Damn that hurts.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

I would no longer get zippered hip boots.

Can you get it

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

In real life, unless the roadrunner flies, he's lunch.

I was going to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.... :P

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Good thing you didn't, or you'd be up to your elbows in everyone's business.

My email is bombarded with petitions from various groups against various conservatives wanting to be...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Almost all are email list builders. I learned that the hard way when Obama was running, Now that they have done away with the whitehouse petition site, they are pretty useless.

Absolutely, good morning ☕☕😁☕☕

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Good fucking morning, having my coffee

KY residents VOTE tomorrow. Please.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Vote early, vote often.

It's just like this with the "littles", isn't it?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

So True

When you just want to tell your "friend" the truth!

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

I don't even know what to say, except WHY?

I'd pay money to know what the story is!

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

I'm not telling.

I prefer to call it "thinning the herd".

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

That croc isn't going to satisfied with that tiny morsel he's holding.

Seems appropriate.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

someone is about to get pounced on,

Self-explanitory.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Got to be photo shopped, no way he has that few chins,

I just love how these 2nd Amendment folks think they can withstand the combined might of the ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I am amazed that these guys without enough balls to join the military think that they are better trained than the military.

Lock Them Up!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Got them assembled, get the firing squad ready.

POS McConnell Must Go!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

More proof that there is no god.

I will keep posting this until either it happens, or he's hounded from the White House by pitchforks...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

old Eastwood movie, Hang'em High.

Private Hearings Are Better!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander. Fuck him for being a whiny little baby.

This attitude, from the same folks that call everyone who disagree with them "snowflakes".

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Very thin skinned and two faced.

Need Impeachment Clause for Idiots Like This!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

and it should be done soon

The baby shower gift that keeps on giving...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Some parents might get upset with that one.

Don’t go in!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

If they were actually that obvious, I think fewer people would get trapped.

Under my thumb...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

If one person talks to an imaginary friend, they're nuts, if a group do, it's a religion.

I must admit, she wasn't the first thing I noticed.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Why is the brunette hogging the picture?

A firm grasp of the language offers such descriptive words...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

a definition with a picture, call Webster's.

Yesterday I saw a commercial that showed people telling some electronic gizmo to "fill pots/dog ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

In some of the most secure places in the US rodents disrupt communications and have since we started using plastic on the outside of the wires. I spent many a night inventorying nuclear weapons because of ground squirrels chewing the wires set off the alarms. These were boxes that were so tight that we couldn't slip a credit card between the seems.

Then wait in a stall and laugh.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

We used to take screw stickers and put them over hearts. Instead of I heart my dog, you get it.

Get 'em Smudge!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Kitty wins again!!

Me neither...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

too late, now that you've gained admission, you have to play out your hand.

Christmas spirit

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

some people just don't know what "traditional" means

So wrong but I couldn't stop laughing! 🤣

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I lost half my drink... through my nose

This apply to you too

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Not balding, OK if I celebrate too?

Great Halloween costumes – M (M&M) Peach Mint!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

good family costume.

Got me thinking how trump is like the bible.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

now that you bring it up.

Christians often equate atheism with satanism, but atheists don't believe in a Satan either, so are ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

They don't understand their religion, why should they understand our beliefs?

I'm thinking about writing up a petition against the Teller County Sheriff's Office to Have "IN GOD ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

It is the national motto, already on our money. While I agree with your effort, it will take either a change of sheriff or a Supreme Court decision to overturn it.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

beautiful

They sure do...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

so true.

Memphis Slim 1973-Paris - Pinetop´s Boogie - Pigalle Love - Boogin´& Bluesin´ [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

love the old songs

Edison Lighthouse - Love Grows [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

was dating a Rosemary about the time this came out. memories

I do not want that.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Do not order the white sauce on that one.

Are there songs that have distinct religious messages or even religious overtones that you like ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

AC/DC highway to Hell, just as religious as stairway to heaven.

[youtu.be] Bette Midler. - Waterfalls (TLC cover)

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Love Bette

Does it work.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

me too

Don't know how he does it.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Call animal welfare!

Same......

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

that is not calling yourself by the right identifier in either case.

He should have spelled it out. :P

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

good one.

Hi everyone, I'm new here and I am looking for new local Las Vegas friends

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Welcome, pass through your part of the world several times a year.

Little Richard / Good Golly, Miss Molly [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Your last selection made me think of this one

Little Richard - Lucille (1957) [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

great choice.

So I ran the marathon, but I couldnt finish.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Next time the two days beforehand, you go out for short runs, the night before pasta for supper (no cream sauces). It was a good effort and you can be proud you made it as far as you did. You've never tried it before, so you had no idea what to expect.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

funny

That's what she...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

knights of old but with a sense of humor.

Just noticed something about the pic of the wactard that had a bunch of idiots praying for him.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

those appear to be battle flags based on the number of campaign ribbons,

I'm populating new garden beds, and will be for the next few years.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I would free sow some this fall, that is the time when they would normally hit the ground. save some back and try your luck indoors. I just did a huge free sowing of fennel for the butterflies next year. Our growing seasons are quite different but good luck,

News reports this morning say Trump is escalating attacks on the whistleblower.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

25 amendment time.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I don't remember this one, thanks.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

nice upbeat song.

[youtu.be] Never heard of him before, but I really like his music !

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I bookmarked this one to listen to later.

Bernie/Beto anyone?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Lets win the primary before we start adding baggage to the ticket. I personally think a Kennedy-Johnson style ticket with the top vote getter and the runner up on the same ticket.

Wow another week but coffee makes it so much easier.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

What are these morning you speak of?

Please help me out here.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

He hasn't asked Putin what his stance is yet.

Thanksgiving meme

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Run.

Um........

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Some resorted to that.

The Musical Box from when Genesis were super, the classic line up Reputedly a Victorian fairy ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Back when every song had 3 versions, radio, live, and studio. and some albums told who stories.

Not so sure I wish be special -

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Useful is way overrated.

That time of year again....

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Halloween must be over.

Yup sick SOB

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Total mentally handicapped.

No super PACS

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

In a pure form of either superpacs would cease to exist

Bad day at the coffee shop.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

A little sexual harassment in the back room.

Orange calf

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

History repeats itself.

His FIRST LIE!!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

It was actually his last lie before becoming president.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

His day of reckoning is coming.

Me too....

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I think all of us will feel the same.

Just bringing it to the logical conclusion.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I believe that this is the reason that his logic will be thrown out in court.

75-Year-Old Volunteer Visits Animal Shelter Every Day And Naps With Cats

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

How to be a cat hoarder without actually having them all over your house. Great story and kudos to him.

Pretty much my dog life.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Funny

How to See Austin Bats at the Congress Avenue Bridge

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Quite a sight.

Once I was asked to speak at a Toilet Manufacturers Convention.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

groan.

How many here still do this?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

not since the other couple's divorce, about 5 years before ours

This is Bessie Bright Bark Bark at ten weeks.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

cutie.

Do you have any Melmac Dinnerware?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I still had one for years, my son took it with him when he moved out.

The eighth plague

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

this is at least the 10th time this one has run, still funny

Go, Keith, Go...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

oldie but a goodie

Trump faces a series of potentially explosive legal rulings in 2020 on tax returns and Mueller ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

He just lost one this morning.

Who doesn't love a Venn diagram...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

good one

Found a dead body...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

They are not going to be impressed.

Have a laugh..

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Forget makeup flowers find the G spot.

REPUGNANT REPUBLICANS: Tweety claimed that, as president, he was immune from all criminal ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

This goes back to only the guilty need lawyers, Miranda changed that, but Nixon still said if the president does it it can't be illegal.

Bellamy Brothers - Let Your Love Flow [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Good choice

In an effort to expand my culinary knowledge, I Googled "what's the difference between chickpeas and...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Funny

Fall mornings are getting chilly! I found Chelsea on the couch after her breakfast and asked "go ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

those eyes!

Yes it does 😬

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

good one.

Smack down!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

He is stick your dick in a light socket dumb

Well hello everyone, I'm brand new here and still working out navigating the site and have stumbled ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Welcome. when you have a question ask, when you are tempted to comment do, if you have a reaction to a post mark it. You will start to enjoy the site more as you take part. More is open the more you participate.

Legendary Romanov costume ball of 1903 [thevintagenews.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

The excesses of the Romanovs led to the Bolshevik revolution.