Let's Play A Game. What's YOUR alpha-numeric code??

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

24A

Wh... What?

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I thought lobster pizza was a push, but after trying it, I'll give this a enthusiastic try.

Nailed It!

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

funny

How many remember watching old television shows like Zorro.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

zorro, lone ranger, sky king, roy rogers yeah.

More corona memes.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Yes, yes, and thank the engineers!

Oops too much time home

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

too chill!

Naughty bird

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Big Bird's into beading?

CHICKEN CORDON BLEU This is a really easy recipe and you can whip it up in about an hour.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I make a variation of this as a 9 x 12 pan sized piece. Fill the bottom of the pan with sliced chicken breasts. sliced ham next, then cheese, add another layer of sliced chicken breasts, then season, top with bacon slices cook as above.

In this year's Easter Menu:

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Did you do those or just get the pics? regardless, very funny.

Hi, I just wanted to say hello to everyone.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Welcome if you have questions ask, you will get answers, some of the even correct.

Easter eggs done right. [bloody-disgusting.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

liked the easter cake better.

Snoooooooore

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

mid drip

This one's killin me...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

No curls?

[archaeology.org] Goddess painting inside coffin

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I wonder how much other stuff is hidden in museums that no one has discovered.

So happy Easter, y'all.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Looks like the rabbits are winning

Is this you?

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

yup

I'll be moving back home, to Cleveland OH (no wisecracks - I love my city), probably September, ...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I hate moving, best of luck.

Up the bunny butt

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

tickled me funny

Just a little corona humour..

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

little trekky humor is always good.

I get my Timelord mate confused with the inventor of the steam engine.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

nerd humor, love it.

On my day after my quarantine in Perth I went on a bus to a shopping centre.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Are you having to wear masks and gloves?

Shitty meme.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

where did you find a spanish penguin?

All I can do is sit here whilst gazing out, with a mug of coffee.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

At least you have a nice view

Meanwhile the crooks are still out there....

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

No but I'll send him a big fuck off.

I experienced nearly half the symptoms of COVID when I saw this - my apologies if it's a repost ...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

If they are funny, they are funny. As long as you aren't reposting your own stuff. I think the record was 6 different people posting the same meme in a 24 hour period.

Remember to wash thoroughly!

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

For at least 20 minutes with acid.

At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I laughed way toooo much at that.

Oops...

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

did the airbag deploy? first question the cops going to ask. second question, have you been drinking tonight?

Quarantine meme

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Take another couple of years before I got that bad.

I need that coat.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Thought you needed past tense

Do it right!

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I would worry more about that sauce

Follow me for more tips & ideas.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

light weight

These great questions and answers are from the days of "Hollywood Squares.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Funny

Happy good Saturday morning! I got glorious sleep, and a machine I ordered yesterday is showing as ...

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I slept until 1:30, still have groceries I need to process. I bought shrimp and salmon yesterday and the salmon needs to be cut up and the shrimp headed and deviened. I cooked the crawfish yesterday so there is a bag of tails for snacking.

Snake oil salesman? Or just a conspiracy theory POS? Maybe both? [politico.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

It is worse than snake oil, these silver products are poisonous in the long run. Silver should only be used as an external antibacterial (no anti-viral properties are know). Colloidal silver masks symptoms of many diseases and shut down organs resulting in eventual death.

No alerts for me

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I'm still getting a couple hundred a day.

Well, duh!...

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

What else you going to do?

Alrighty then!

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Love the pun

I was raised as a Christian and only recently became an atheist.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Teach your children to question everything and to accept things that are fact based and be willing to change their beliefs when presented with new facts. Only light can illuminate the darkness, don't try to hide things and don't criticise. Teach them that it doesn't matter you position on an issue if you can logically and emperically defend your position.

Glass Wax, have you ever used it?

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

back before we were worried about residue leaching, and they wonder why we have so much Parkinsons.

This chart is more accurate - alcohol and TP included

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Much more inclusive.

Animal crackers.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Oh the punanity

Well like everyone else I suppose I'm spending way more time in the garden and online than usual.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

My amaryllis is just peaking above the ground, probably another 3-4 weeks before they bloom.

What kind of rain?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Don't drink the yellow rain!

Not very many...

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I know, and it bugs me when people bitch about one repeating, damn you wasted what 10 seconds.

[agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I'll pass.

... ... Yes. . . . Sorry..o

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Yes he does.

Pew pew pew.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

And they still can't hit anything.

The Mask!!

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

good method.

Hop hop hop....

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Lucifer's testicles, lol.

The things I've seen....

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I couldn't find any gloves at walmart, but I found tons in the parking lot.

Might pet it though...

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

No feeding after midnight either

Yup sounds good

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I'll get the gasoline.

Vote at home.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

This is the actual link for Nebraska https://sos.nebraska.gov/elections/early-voting Sec of State.

Congratulations on your group hitting 1000 HippieChick58! :-)

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Congrats

Welcome to my virtual birthday party! The only party I am allowed to have.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Happy Birthday, i just hope it's over by mine (Sept)

Taken April 9th 11:12 PM eastern time (USA) 1/800 sec. f/8 600mm ISO 100 Handheld

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I am having a harder time holding for moonshots, but I enjoy taking them, since you can work with the foreground more.

Question: Is boob money really unsanitary?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I don't know, but crotch money (moist) and sock money (smelly) would both be suspect.

Am I the only one who wants the covid 19 to take it's natural coarse?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

It has been said that the first sign of civilization was a healed broken femur, because that meant that people took care of ,supported and protected that person long enough for them to heal. I would say the sign of collapse of civility would be mass graves.

[news.yahoo.com] Whale shark aging.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Great story on the gentle giants.

Chucky's back in town

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

That's just wrong

Dry off that titty money.. soak it in lye.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Got to call them like you see them.

Mable has her priorities in order

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Finally being honest!

...Clearly.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I wonder how many preppers are already out of snacks they actually like?

Dirty Pirate Pops

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

How long do they take to freeze and do you have other recipes?

Big bang demo

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

And just like that everyone was fucked.

Yup accurate

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Excellent description.

They need to get their asses out there and get this shit done with little if any distractions.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

just a few potholes to patch.

The last time I went to work was March 17th.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Welcome to the asylum

But do they really?

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

That is a prickly subject.

A walk through the garden center @work this morning.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

colors pop.

A favorite song and singer of mine, with stunning graphics for a world in lockdown due to Covid 19.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Love this cover, first time I've heard it.

Red Green taught me everything I know about duct tape but here's another use!

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Excellent use!

South Africa is still not doing badly. [dailymaverick.co.za]

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

That's a bit of good news.

Those of you who have followed me for some time know that Kate, the love of my life, has ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

When i see people have a problem with a federal program, I generally advise them to contact their congressmember. If you are close enough to go to one of the local offices, go in in person and ask to speak to the person that handles that program. There are going to be forms that have to be filled out and signed, so you can save several days or even weeks in getting resolution by going in in person. That advice will have to wait until we get past the quarantine. Next best is to call the office.

Do you have a better-half like this?

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I had all those in a folder in my desk, all she had to do was open the folder. Hell she still has keys to my house and we've been divorced over 10 years.

Officials Charging People Who Deliberately Cough on Others With Terrorism As reports from all ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

did you tag this as satire yourself, seems like a good idea if you did. A few others would be wise to do this when they post satire.

I wish I could say that this was taken on a photo safari.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Zoos can provide some of the best animal pics,, these are from the Belize zoo, the last one was on the trail. All of their animals are rescues either undergoing rehab or unable to be returned to the wild.

The truth comes out, literally.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

The Bishop responsible for the restrictive language in the United Methodist law,concerning homosexuality died from AIDS.

Please share photos of your favorite dog park or place to walk your dogs.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

My late Mugsy.

If Parishioners Die After Contracting COVID-19 .

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

He's been drinking bayou water downstream from the chemical plants.

Today might be the day.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Just enjoy it and take part as you feel comfortable.

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders drops out of the 2020 presidential race [youtube.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Now is the time to start planing for 2022 state conventions. Rules for 2024 will be formed and adopted in 2022. I have been to every state convention since 1984, there is nothing you can do if you don't get involved.

It's my birthday.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Happy Birthday, enjoy the garden.

Martyrdom: I would welcome yours. [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Why are the crazies always so far from me, how can i profit from their deaths if they are a thousand miles away. I'll just have to troll the estate sales in East Texas and Southern Oklahoma.

I guess that might keep some people in.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

I don't have to look at me so not that effective.

Number neighbours. 😁

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

boredom has set in

Sharing the new ones. Enjoy....

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

# 4 for sure

Here’s my conundrum about Easter and Passover.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

I was never raised or taught that the bible was inerrant, or that god was perfect, so i am at a loss to try and help you reconcile those two obviously false statements. I was taught to question everything. That doesn't mean that I have to deny anything or accept anything. I don't have to buy into any of the religious crap. On another note, to explain easter, Jesus died late on Friday afternoon, Saturday was the sabbath, On Sunday before dawn he supposedly rose. So he gave up a short weekend. Not a huge sacrifice.

I accidentally killed my fish that I’ve had for over 2.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

So sorry, what kind was she? I've done that before, feels terrible, but you are far from the worst human on earth.

Total Lunacy! [news.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

What a waste of skin.

I think it needs a vacation! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Now i know why Sam's and Costco were out of batteries.

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

The last two really made me laugh

Trump Goes Off on Mail-In Voting, Wisconsin Democrats

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

what a narcissist!

Quarantine Times II.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

All funny

Quarantine Times I.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

good ones

But the price is steep....

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

gonna pass

Good plan....

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

got to soak them good.

.................................

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Loyalty?

I'm relieved it's not just me. 😄

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

So true.