You will never unsee part of this - you're welcome 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

If he were worth one tenth of what he swears he is, he should be able to find clothes that fit for him and his boys.

Photos from my walk in the woods

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

nice mushrooms

Awaiting the appearance of Linda for evening snacks:

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

I swear, you must never feed those cats.

Misuse of emojis?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

it took me forever to realize the eggplant emojis

I think it was 2 weeks ago maybe. 🤷🏼‍♂️

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

1973 for me. banana last week.

I decided a glass of "pain medication" was in order.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

staring through you.

If someone changes everything about them (interests/style/beliefs), does that mean he/she is no ...

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

everyone is always changing, sometimes better sometimes not. You can either accept the changes or move on.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

As someone who was cured using a drug that had among it's side effects as death and suicide, I'll trust the person that has more knowledge than me.

This is Ba Ba Wa Wa. Is she still alive?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

baba wawa

Just helped my neighbor....

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

For a long, long time.

happy Saturday :-) .

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

If you need to adjust, especially in an athletic situation, just do it. If you are in public try to be a little discrete, but if you can't be discrete wear it like a queen.

Speaking of sharpies

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

perfect

That's gonna leave a rash..

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

going to have to be one hell of a fart to clear that out.

Good morning! As a non-believer, I personally don't follow a path involving a godhead or any ...

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Having spent most of my life dealing with people that believe differently than me, and being closeted about it, even working at the upper levels of one denomination and dealing with the upper levels of others as well as the Hare Krisnas and Buddhist, because of the services we offered, I had to understand the nuiances and differences between them all. I've read the holy books and disciplines and they are not that different from the greek, norse and roman . I enjoy the holidays, but my practice is me,

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

never use Joel on my ass, it would be too close to my wallet,

I remember my brother using this product.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I don't remember ever seeing this

Not sure this will work. Which way is she spinning? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

yes, not spinning

Once again those democrat idiots in California have shown how looney they are.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I would call bullshit, but that is too easy. Please give some facts to back up your assertions.

Forget that!

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Not this bunny either. I put up with a morning person for 32 years, WTF I'd do it again for the right person.

Snappy comeback.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Someone needs to give her "the talk"

This is Ken Ham's sad attempt to take back the rainbow symbol from the LGBTQ community | Blogs

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Now they have gay animals?

Dooin thuh shawppin.... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Caterday shopping.

There's fire.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I keep a lantern in each room( camping does have it's advantages), it also means that I check my batteries more often that just before I head out to the wilds. I also keep a 6000 watt generator on the patio for emergencies. I live in tornado alley, so power outages are a real thing even in the city.

This is so wrong..... ;)

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

i'll keep an eye out for you.

Mystery Art ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

front half of a bikini bottom?

No one ever knew this.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

better pic of him playing golf

I wonder if it is true

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

only if you engage separate personalities.

Good morning Lovely People! That begs the question: are you early birds, or night owls?

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Always been a night owl, except when I am traveling, then I wake up early and can't go back to sleep.

I give you Dorian Grey at play....

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

new kitty?

Anyone remember Wolfman Jack from Midnight Special and American Graffiti? Memories?

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I remember him as a radio personality too, sadly he died a while back. The movie really gave his career a resurection.

So through my twitter account I just got a marriage proposal from a person claiming to be a woman ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

buyer beware.

“if you don’t like this nickname, do your job.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

If he doesn't like Moscow Mitch, how about Mass Murder Mitch.

This made me laugh! Our meteorologist liar in chief .

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

apparently she gave him an education since he was willing to pay $160,000.

Yo grandma jokes

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Griswalds?

Mother wouldn’t like that

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

He's raising a tent in that closet.

70s plus lady came in w s/s of sudden confusion , one side weakness , and difficulty processing ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

You might portray yourself as a dragon, but hose of us that know you, know you are an angel. Not in the biblical sense, but that there is no better way to describe you and your actions.

Happy Friday My Friends!! Here's a Little Something to Start the Weekend Off Right! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

a vocal version without the futuristic clavioline which really made this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NjSy2g1fl4

What a douchebag

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

douche doesn't fall far from the bag

What a douchebag

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

hands are too big.

Rethuglicans stoop to new lows! 😡 Trump’s ‘total takeover’: States are cancelling GOP ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Next step to fascism. No need for elections if we know who is going to win.

My loving and caring parents are actively trying to pass down Christianity to my little, ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I dealt with a similar, if not the same situation when my son was growing up. My son was going to spend a month with his very religious (Earth is 6000 years old type) grandparents. We did not want to strain the relationship, but we also didn't want him to start assuming that they were right or telling them that they were wrong. Lessons taught by mom and dad, will nearly always supersede lessons taught by anyone else. So talk to your children, don't feel overly guilty, do all that you can to educate your children to question everything. My son, now 33, is an atheist of his own decision process. All we can ever do is present our best efforts. Once you are in a position to tell your parents, I've found it is better to drop subtle hints and see their reactions, that way you are prepared for their reaction when you do.

Whoever does ain't going to live very long

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Take it away, I'll offer to freshen it up until 2 pm,. then you're on your own.

Confectionery crack

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

They know what's in them.

Relatable...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I always feel like they are telling me, we know we sold you crap the first time, so here are a few slightly better options to replace the piece of shit we sold you.

Poor puppers

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Wait until I talk to him.

[youtu.be] He had such a good voice and damn is he good-looking love Bret Michaels

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

my favorite poison is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2r2nDhTzO4

I get asked about kids all the time .

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Easy answer is " I'm not married, why would I have kids?"

How old were you?

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

I can't remember when I didn't.

Im a fairly new atheist, only came out to my wife recently, it did not go well.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Bide your time, be careful and look for signals from others.

What to do with your last moments on earth:?

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

he couldn't figure out whether he was going or going, so he did both,

Not a meme, just funny IMO

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

MIA

Unexpected

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Boy is he going to be disappointed.

Smile.... Friday's coming! :)

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Burn out made me think of this one

Funny things

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

raccoon is cute and really hits home for me.

[washingtonpost.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

This is still a developing story, normally these fines are not paid by the university, instead they are forced to allocate the "fine" money to the programs they have violated, given credit for funds already expended or have the fine set aside if they comply fox X number of years,

Hmmmm.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

just this

Well I never, anybody here ever had a lucky bird? 🤔

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Yep, they broke very easily, either that or I really am a cluts.

Good morning! I believe I am on my final days on this site.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Connie, if you do decide to leave, I would suggest leaving your account open for a while,( 6 months or so) in case you decide to come back. You will be missed.

Good morning.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

It's entertainment, everyone needs a little escape that they can feel is important that they share with others, is no different that other sports, opera, soap operas, the theater or other entertainment venue. There are people that love it, people that hate it, people that put up with it for the sake of a relationship, people that ignore it, people that question its value.

Have you heard these tales before?

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

lol

Yeah, I'll pass.

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

got to be a

Shave your......?

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

That's going to get messy.

Can you drive one ?

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

good one to share with the halloween group

OK I saw the weather map orange cakes used and the joke continues.

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

I know some Trump people from ALabama have already filed their Fake insurance and FEMA claims.

Lovely Day M'lady

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

A hot one. lol

Who knows what this joke refers too?

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Not a clue

Marianne Williamson's campaign reportedly thinks she was 'swiftboated' [theweek.com] Really?

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Anyone running for president has their entire history laid bare before the public, every gaff, every person they've ever stiffed. Unless you have draconian non disclosure agreements and have paid off everyone that was a party to those indescressions. And everything that comes out will be portrayed in the worst possible light.

I've been getting notifications on a post in this group with many comments reading, 'you're a ...

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

I remember my ex being disappointed that gays wanted to get married, not because she thought it was wrong, but because she thought the advantage to being gay was you could have as much sex as you wanted with anyone you chose, I had to explain to her that it was no different in the gay community than the straight community when it came to finding sex partners.

Profile pic honesty The recent brouhaha over accurate representation of ones self regarding ...

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

With the number of females that get unwanted and unwarranted remarks on their pictures, I can understand their reluctance to post a real pic. Some people live in small towns where being outed will cause them some type of harm or unwanted conversion attempts. I'm lucky, retired, so no threat to my livelyhood, I have a thick skin, I live in a very large metro area (4 million or so), I am completely open if a female wants to send me nudes, but I won't request them, and I don't care if people can recognize me. If it gets your panties in a bunch, that is your problem not mine.

Anybody's family have these growing up in the sixties??😀

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Good old TV trays, back when TV was the only electronic toy in the house and the bedside radio for comfort at night.

Thanks mom, love you too! 😜

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

confounded WTF

What a shocker!

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

I couldn't decide whether to love or laugh at this one, so I'll lovingly laugh at it.

I really feel like the "anti-scammer" groups are unnecessary.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

I think that any member that posts allegations without proof should be ashamed of themselves.

Hiking just a bit higher at Pisaq.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

nosebleeds for a great picture.

Dinner at the Cafe in Amsterdam.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Yum

What she said

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

been there

Trump+pancreatic cancer=justice

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

I may enjoy reading his obit a bit too much.

He could also be a trump supporter.....

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Reason game wardens carry measuring tapes.

Can you train them to do this?

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

If you can, you'll make a fortune.

Happy Tuesday! I'm back at the grind, and had a departmental meeting first thing.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

try not to make very many.

How @metalhead222 caught me! Lol

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

pretty much nailed it.

Or smell it!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Elevator farts should be massive and silent, right before you get off.

This maybe has been posted somewhere on this site but I felt it was fitting for this group because ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

That is a fancy date. Take me I'm yours time.

looking for Waldo in all the wrong places

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

She wanted to give him a hint she wanted her ass eaten.

Look real close!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

What an ass!

Unfuck yourself

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Before my divorce, I never saw anyone that I thought was ugly, every person had their own character and attractiveness. After the divorce, most of the women I saw were just plain ugly. Now that I am at peace with myself, I see the attractiveness of almost everyone, it takes a lot for that to change. I like seeing the good in people.

Perfectly timed ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

That is one long kitten

Perfectly timed ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

good ones

I bumped into this dicks in the Fringe Festival at the Royal Mile, Edinburgh!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

My sympathies.

I would like to request the @admin take down all "watcher/scammer" reporting groups and leave that ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

With the recent use of the Senate and other groups to call out a long term member for not having a real picture as the only proof that she was a scammer, I have lost some respect for some people. If you can't identify a scammer then you will get a lesson. Since one of those groups identified me as a scammer when I did not agree with their leader, it can be a vindictive and heinous weapon if used with the type of malice I and several others have experienced.

Trumps New Removal Rules?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Is that a 3D format, or are my eyes messing with me again?

Ride Trump Ride!!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

If he'll ride it down, I can put up with a little radiation.

Hilaritosis....lol

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

offer them a mint, then tell them they can keep the whole package they need it,

Groooan!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

double groan.

E-CIGARETTE DANGER Statement from CDC Director Robert R.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

I've said this in other ways before, but I'm going to say it again. Don't vape, if you must vape do not buy from a discounter /street vendor. You don't know what vehicle they are using, it can be ethylene glycol, coconut oil, MCT oil, soybean oil. All are bad in the lungs.

Unfuck yourself

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Love it.

I have a dog, so I don't have to worry about that.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Don't you feel sorry for people without dogs, they have to pickup food off the floor.

What is this about?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

I went, they were all dogs.

New spin on an old meme.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

nah we used the water for wine and we're not giving it back, unless you want recycled.

We did a grand total weigh in of the Molokai Purple Sweet Potatoes.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Good to see you again.