Oh, I am so sorry! I just could not control myself! blushing

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Brutal, but as i understand it anatomically correct 100%

I want to take overhead pictures and worry about crashing the drone.

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

biggest problem would be very little to no control and possible loss of optical equipment

Enjoy this cool video. Mark Knopfler - The Long Road [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Relaxing

Good Vibrations the Lost Studio Footage [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Saw them in the Astrodome, don't remember the year, that song had the stadium swinging.

This is it.

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

good one

I post a lot of tweets and memes, but that’s because I come across so many great ones!

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Reagan was Nixon with smoothness, Trump is Reagan on steroids and no class.

Stop them before they poach again.

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

One of my friends really loves poached eggs so I gave her the poacher I had used 2-3 times in the last 30 years. She's been using it every weekend.

I lost my father Friday in a freak work accident, should a man of 49 feel so empty inside?

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Sorry for your loss.

Test failed

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

which eyes

Sweet mysteries of life...

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Just no damn consistency.

That must have felt good

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Can we have a stoning, pretty please?

This just struck my funny bone. As if anyone here believes in heaven or Jesus.

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

So?

Proving atheists wrong with science

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

You can't cure stupid

T. Rex - Get It On (1971) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The cheesiness of the video just sing 70s. Love the song though. Hot times from high School.

I'm just going to leave this here. Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth 1967 [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Been on my playlist for quite sometime.

New muzzle

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Wish i had thought about that with my pit or boxer. My lab didn't need it, he had asshole tattooed on his back.

Richard Dawkins

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Cat's can't be atheist , they think they are god.

Stolen shit

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Finally the correct example of someone taking a shit.

Kind of like this group lately

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Well fuck you if you're going to get all pissy lol

Don't leave the students alone in the band room

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

He has sounded forth the trumpet er tuba olf his return

Modern dogs

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

butt busters.

Can't break it in gently

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I don't address it anymore unless they try to convert me to their brand of idol worship.

No room to talk

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

logic defies them.

Very bad therapist

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Time for a new therapist

Now we're even

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Baaaaaaad

I've noticed that the majority of you that are against the wall don't live anywhere near the border.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I also live in a border state, realisticly there are only a few hundred miles where there is not an existing border fence, the vast majority of people here without permission come in through, the airports. If we were truly worried about illegal immigration we would more accurately track people that have overstayed their visas. The wall will do nothing to stop illegal immigration, slow down drug trafficing, human trafficing, or terrorism. It will destroy natural beauty, divide families, steal land, stop animal migration patterns and worsen relation with one of out top 2 trading partners. There are other cheaper ways, that stand a much better chance of being effective.

I wish you all to know that my absence last week was due to the tragic death of my elder son Graeme ...

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

So very sorry for your loss.

Give it a few years.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Poor taste to post a meme to just get the points for first response IMO.

Opening all those little packages was the hard part.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

perpetrator and prosecutor

Presidents gotta do what a president's gotta do

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Whoever conducts the "interview " with him better have a strong stomach and the best acting talent on the planet.

Really?? The meme with the lady shooting pool was deleted? SMDH

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I hate when I am away from home for a few days and come back to a shit storm.

SPAMMER: Posting the same thing in every group with a suspicious link.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

already reported by

Remember playing this game at your birthday party?

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

3rd grade.

I Love My Dog - SNL [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

This site is going to the dogs

Here's one that just 'joined' my group that was an instant uh-oh.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2019:

She is hawking SAMSANG (sic) products with a link

Some memes. i hope you like them.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Good set.

Ok...lets see if we have coverage in all 50 states...where are you and what's the temperature?

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Shreveport, La 57 when I left and Dallas TX was 53 when I got home

When you roll out of bed one day, and show up at work and the Golden State warriors want to make a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2019:

neat

Cat: 1 Owner: 0

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Don't be trying to steal my cat.

Who else relates to this??

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

In winter, much more than summer.

My sister's cats always did this when I visited her.???

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

they are possessed.

Roger Stone: I will not testify against the President Roger Stone just spoke outside of the federal...

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Every time, they say lock her up, a Trumper goes to jail. lol

Skylar sternly supervising Moon Tiger on computer and Moon Tiger having Google Images fun as ...

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Looks a little like he's got plans for you.

Skylar teaching Hurricane Hannah how to take a nap... "You are getting sleepy... sleeeepy... "

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Kitty's going night night

I uploaded a couple more pictures last night and tried to change my profile photo, but the site ...

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I saw both that and the blank on the same page at the same time for you, I can't imagine what is wrong with it.

If it wasn't for the pleasure of good food, I'd almost never have oral sex.

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Well all I have to say is..

Hello new here

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

welcome, post some cat pics.

Nosy Nellies!

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

He looks miffed.

You know you're gonna lose something...

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

So True.

Not your average snowman..

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Like it

A new study on coffee, good morning?

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I'm going to live forever.

Stop it Bubba

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

kind of like morning sex.

Those people are the ones that Trump likes to refer to as his base.

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Probably anyone with a brain.

I'm an Ol' Sailor and I love my Coffee!

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

If it can't get up and get out of the cup on its own, run it through again and add more coffee.

Wait... I didn’t know the Sin Cave had a doorbell!!! (Insert evil sarcastic laugh here!)

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

The fact that they refer to it as a sin cave should be a give away to their disgust with their own bodies, and heaven forbid that anyone else gets pleasure.

Melt With You [g.co]

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

never knew who did this song.

Need coffee. ☠️

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

get back, Jack.

When you lost your shoes clubbing.

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Love the wool socks

Trump says grocery stores, banks will give furloughed a break during shutdown Out of articles ...

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

The link didn't work, this was as close as I could get.

Trump says grocery stores, banks will give furloughed a break during shutdown Out of articles ...

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2019:

On Day 34 of the government shutdown, with federal workers set to miss their second straight paycheck on Friday, the Trump administration was prominently represented by two denizens of Wall Street: Wilbur Ross and Larry Kudlow. Ross, the commerce secretary, on Thursday morning bemoaned air traffic controllers, who he incorrectly said were calling in sick, and added in a CNBC interview, “I don’t really quite understand why” federal workers were visiting food banks. Instead, he suggested they apply for loans from banks. Then came Kudlow, the top White House economic adviser, who called the shutdown “just a glitch.” He went on in a midday gaggle with reporters: “Am I out of touch? I don’t think I’m out of touch. I’m addressing the problem. I’ve met with my individual staff members and God bless them. They’re working for free. They’re volunteering. But they do it because they believe government service is honorable and they believe in President Trump.” The twin appearances underscored a tone-deafness that has appeared more pronounced in the Trump administration as the plight of about 800,000 unpaid federal workers worsens. And it has become a fresh vulnerability for Democrats to exploit at a moment when polls show Trump already losing the public opinion battle over the shutdown. “Is this the ‘Let them eat cake’ kind of attitude?” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) asked Thursday. “Or, ‘Call your father for money’? Or, ‘This is character-building for you. It’s all going to end up very well just so long as you don’t get your paychecks’?” Late Thursday afternoon, Trump sought to tamp down talk that his administration lacked empathy, singing the praises of federal workers. Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross arrives to hear President Trump speak in the Rose Garden at the White House on April 30, 2018. (Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post) “I love them,” Trump said during a meeting in the Cabinet Room. “I respect them. I really appreciate the great job they’re doing. Many of those people that are not getting paid are totally in favor of what we’re doing.” The president offered no evidence to support his claim. For a president who brags of being a billionaire and for an administration stacked with wealthy Cabinet members, the tone conveyed about languishing government workers is only the latest example of senior officials seeming out of touch with everyday Americans. In the first year of Trump’s presidency, for instance, several senior officials were accused of improper use of government aircraft or other extravagant expenses. As Sen. Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii) asked on Twitter, “Have none of these people ever known someone who was broke?” [The Fix: Trump officials keep...

Watch where you put that thermometer!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Oh shit, bloody shit.

8000 nerve endings...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Don't you mean an orange man?

I think these two had the same kidney problem that Melania did.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

wowsers, a little over filled, don't you think?

I got a million of ‘em!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Good group

The perfect wall.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

need to cover up the nostrils too, just saying.

Tasha2 [agnostic.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Does this mean that her sweet PM to me should be ignored? I was starting to feel left out since so many of the rest of you were getting hit on.

You can help get the Coast Guard paid [legion.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

The Coast Guard should never have been removed from DOD, one more thing to fix, but one thing at a time.

Thanks Monsanto!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

did they breed in batteries?

Party like its 1999.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

No Hoy Boys here, keep moving.

If you think 45 does not keep busy making bad deals, you are wrong.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Vladimir Padrino López, the head of Venezuela’s armed forces, reaffirmed his support for President Nicolás Maduro, saying Juan Guaidó proclaiming himself president was tantamount to a coup.CreditCreditLuis Robayo/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images By Ana Vanessa Herrero and Neil MacFarquhar Jan. 24, 2019 Leer en español CARACAS, Venezuela — The embattled government of Venezuela struck back against its opponents on Thursday, winning strong support from the country’s armed forces and the solid backing of Russia, which warned the United States not to intervene. The events put Venezuela’s president, Nicolás Maduro, at the center of a Cold War-style showdown between Russia, an ally that has shored up his government with billions of dollars, and the United States, which has denounced him as a corrupt autocrat with no legitimacy. The Trump administration pressed its case on Thursday, with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo calling on all countries in the hemisphere to reject Mr. Maduro and “align themselves with democracy,” setting up a test of wills with the Kremlin. Only a day before, Mr. Maduro’s political nemesis, the opposition leader Juan Guaidó, seemed to have the momentum. During nationwide protests against the government, he proclaimed himself the country’s rightful president, earning endorsements from President Trump and several governments in the region. But on Thursday, it was Mr. Maduro’s turn to put Mr. Guaidó on defense. In a televised news conference, the leader of Venezuela’s armed forces declared loyalty to Mr. Maduro and said the opposition’s effort to replace him amounted to an attempted coup. People walking past a defaced mural of President Nicolás Maduro in Caracas, the capital of Venezeula, the day after an opposition leader declared himself the legitimate president.CreditMeridith Kohut for The New York Times Image People walking past a defaced mural of President Nicolás Maduro in Caracas, the capital of Venezeula, the day after an opposition leader declared himself the legitimate president.CreditMeridith Kohut for The New York Times In a further blow to the opposition, Russia warned the United States against meddling in Venezuela. President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia telephoned Mr. Maduro and “emphasized that destructive external interference is a gross violation of the fundamental norms of international law,” according to a statement on the Kremlin’s official website. The United States ignored the admonitions, trying to rally other countries to reject what Mr. Pompeo called “Maduro’s tyranny.” “His regime is morally bankrupt, it’s economically incompetent, and it is profoundly corrupt. It is undemocratic to the core,” Mr. Pompeo told a meeting...

I laughed too hard at this 😂

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Oldie but a goodie

Every one of them was prepared to die for this country.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I am tired of no serving assholes making more restrictive rules for things they know nothing about, The only thing that should matter is their ability to pass a security clearance and qualifications for their jobs.

Supertramp, was difficult to choose I like them all [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

very good.

Should you call the police,..or play a long?

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Poor man's Brazilian?

Crab legs. (I don't make 'em, I just forward them on.) This is awful ... but awfully funny. ?

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

She was at my house last night, delish. Even had a friend for a threesome, yummy.

This level has been reached and gone past it and back again..

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

there

Hawaii Samurai - Too Drunk to Surf [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Why did I keep expecting a 70's porn movie to break out? Ok I know why I did, but anyone else? Good driving guitars!

For those living in the frozen tundra...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Your backyard?

Gary, this is not the meat group.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Gary's being a dick again, or showing his dick again.

I like rum.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

No more than 7 a week

Conception...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

The religious right finally found a sex ed book it is willing to give their children.

...Doubt...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

you call it what you will, I'm pretty sure they had a different use.

Night insertions were.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Hard to find the right emoji for how I feel.

I was just asked to approve a comment from a new member, as you sometimes are, so I did.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Yes, and when I do, i have a tendency to ignore it and let someone else approve it. I know, not very nice.

Let's all hope precognition is legit and The Simpsons will nail it again.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Soon? Please hurry!!!

There's something to be said for aging gracefully. [vice.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

What a ozone depleting waste.

If only.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Don't tease me, I wish it were true.

It begins innocent enough...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Momma knew what that back rub would lead to, don't let her fool you.

Probably the worst meme I've posted

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

What a pig! er wolf.

It's too cheesy

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Groan!

Does anyone remember this on the restaurant table.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

used to play with them every time one was on the table,

The Brittish are pissed! [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

While it is a year old, it is still relevant, He is still a douche.

Bet you wish this one was.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Slip sliding away.

Just call TITS!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

got a point, or maybe two.

They're both pretty bad.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

No to both. I've got a lot of money invested in life and belly.

My hot friend ?

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

But she can be cold sometimes.

That's what I want to say to my coworkers.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Can't say the number of times I've thought that but didn't say it out loud.

This explains a lot.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Know the feeling

Not looking to good in his favor.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Fail!

Because you are all so fab, I thought I'd share this vid from the super duper Joe Lycett.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Fantastic.