Sometimes all you need is? ?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

#3 , that's my first choice.

Whoa!! Don't stop

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

You thumb sucker!

The middle of winter has long been a time of celebration around the world.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It is the beginning of winter, the end of fall, and the new year began on the spring equinox.

Happy happy joy joy, opps wrong thing.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It looks like his is doing tricks, or he has the worst curve in the world.

Part of my indoor garden

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Somebody took the stuffing out of your couch and spread it all over your yard.

Stop what??

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I can't think of anything that isn't so creepy that I want to reduce it to writing.

4th most popular religion.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It's the only one that is unchanging, and you don't have to worry about it fucking your kids.

Melania's influence?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It's better than last year's black trees in the Whitehouse.

Nobody Likes a Half Assed Jingler

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

would that be like missing a cheek or cut in half top to bottom? asking for a friend.

How much hush money to keep me off naughty list?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Billions! billions and billions

What the hell did I come up here for?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

He's only 1700 years old, how forgetful could he be.

Might stick and never come off that pole...eeeewwww

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

One of my clients is a dancer, She actually sprays the pole with disinfectant and wipes it before she dances. She's told me enough stories over the years that it keeps me far away from the clubs.

You've been toasted

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

In Trumps defense he has some trouble with new fangled inventions (steel ribbed umbrella patenter 1852) as well language,grammar, human emotions, reading, listening, compassion, pretty much anything that makes a person.

Moms not happy lol

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

She's going to be frigded

Oh, my! There may be a couple or several "someone's" getting a surprise!

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

burning love!

Surprising how many people are posting about their preparations for christmas on an agnostic ...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

We have been having winter festival for 1000s of years (at least 5000), it goes by many names, but it is basicly, it's cold, I don't want to go outside, and I'm happy you're here, have a present.

Okay, I changed my status to "seeing someone.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Best of luck to you.

Heart Barracuda (1977) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I did not realize this one was that old.

Eurythmics - Thorn In My Side (Official Video) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Love this group, you keep bring in music i haven't heard, but I like.

Happy Festivus!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Soooo good.

The Beatles - Rock and Roll Music [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Great cover of Chuck Berry. You can really hear his influence in the score.

Really?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Wouldn't you know it, got to be from my neighborhood.

A good diet is important ...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You've got that right. I only eat things with legs, for dinner and a bedtime snack.

The Best!!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That's new fangled tech, only a few hunnert years old, he means like fire, but he still struggles with the concept of grammar, spelling, reading, and being a decent human.

Mmm sugar..

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

sticky situation.

She shouldn't be wearing that! She's not in Walmart...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You wear it your way, she'll wear it hers. Poor mickey has to wiggle his ears and spit.

Why do I have a feeling Woody was hanging around while this was going on...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

ouch

Really, honest, honey, I...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That will teach you to clean up after yourself.

Damn, I hate getting old. I still think I'm pretty cute, though ;)

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

and none of them turn around to check out your butt.

i want to return my uterus for christmas.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I have tried to exchange an organ before, but she always gave it back when she was finished.

Cat pun that works in many languages

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Now you've gone and done it, not going to say what, just know that you've done it.

He wanna low key bury the bone in her backyard

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

dogging it.

Close your eyes and imagine it

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

cue John Lennon.

I think I'd change my name.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Bad as my old friend Richard Harder, he went by Dick.

But why....

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

bad brand name.

He's right. I don't want to change his mind.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Real jocks don't give a flying fuck about fantasy football, fantasy football is for wanna be jocks.

Dating after 30

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

The amount of baggage that is acceptable grows each year. I am to the point that as long as it will all fit in one 747, I'm good.

If there was a hell, I’d surely be going there for this one

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That is wrong, just so wrong, but funny as shit.

Tits or GTFO ?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

No one likes it when I show titties. lol Of course i was a late bloomer, mine didn't develop until my late 40s

Daphne 'Briggs Moonlight'.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Leaves are as stunning as the flowers

Baa humbuggers

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I know a lot of people this applies to.

It's a wreck.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Kind of like his administration.

That's me

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You sleep so much better once you reach that point.

I no wanna put a title here

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

No, Nope, uh uh, not even going to think about it.

That would be fun

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I scream when I burn them, if that counts.

Make America Great Again!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

and take Pence with you.

Independence Day with Drumf

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Give em a strap on and make lil donnie smile.

$5 Billion or a Shutdown

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

We don't negotiate with terrorist, unlike RR, GHWB, and GWB.

Don't Spill The Beans - Game

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

there are more shoes to drop. the judge saw something in the sentencing report that really pissed him off

3 Years In Prison, 2 Porn Star Pay Offs and A Putin in a Penthouse

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I would hope that since we are at war, treason would be punishable by death.

trump our traitor and Putin tool! Russia Gloats: ‘Trump Is Ours Again’ If Moscow was happy...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I hope he is only feathering his nest so that when he defects he'll have a place to go and the damage will not be fatal for us.

Trying to cut back

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

but it's so handy.

Makes perfect sense to me!?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

if he had cats, it would take all year to do one night's work.

[youtu.be] I hope this works! One of my very favorites since I was a teenager in the US Air Force

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

good one

I feel like an idiot.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Same problem we used to have with liquor, wine and beer, now that weed is legal expect it more often.

It's dirty Saturday, ok?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

What a pain in the ass!

Gotta make that mang!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Early evangelist, fleece the sheep before someone else shears them.

Don't come in here ???

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I like the way you think.

Do you like to help around the house?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

If you don't start out sharing the responsibility for the housework, you will be condemned to doing it all yourself. If it is something you hate doing, never do it well.

Rock Around the Christmas Tree

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

oh, almosat a groan, but well played

[agnostic.com] You know the drill.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I keep coming late to the party. gone already

Or worse....

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

go straight from 1 to 4

My Christmas present.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

nah, it's got to be a piano.

That didn't last long...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

short comings!

I double dog dare you

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I always wondered why god gave a damn about sporting contests that are supposed to be contests of skill.

Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

so why are the umbrellas burning crosses?

Good morning you lovers of idol gods

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Top of the morning to you too, ya bastid.

You know it's true.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

My NY resolution has been the same for the last 30 years, no new NY resolutions.

Just when you think life will start getting easier... Boom!!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Never gets easier, just different.

Please welcome infoguy211 to the group. Let us see a good Rock music post.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Welcome

Thank you, Massachusetts! 1/8 oz Flo, 1/8 oz Chocolate OG, .

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

And thanks to Colorado for leading the way.

Oh my look at the time☺

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

coffee time. This morning I realized why it is always better for me to set up the coffee before I go to be. I got up, wandered into the kitchen, added coffee and water to the coffee maker, wandered through the house taking care of morning stuff while it brewed. I heard a weird sound coming from the kitchen, I had forgotten to dump the excess coffee from yesterday, so I had coffee all over the counter and floor. lesson learned , don't do crap in my sleep.

Good Tuesday morning ?☺

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

damn, someone has a terminal case of the perkies.

[agnostic.com] I'm concerned this one could be underage?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

gone already

Everyone knows this one [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I remembered the name and lyrics, but not the group. Good choice.

Stole this Don't Bring Me Down-Electric Light Orchestra [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Every time I get on the elevator in Bossier City . the voice that say going down makes me start humming this song.

What's better do on the longest night of the year than sleep!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

They haven't eaten your plant yet?

Errybody likes bewbs <3

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

No hairy nipples.

Did I mention that I also make memes?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You go girl.

Oo eee, ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang :p

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That's the child support is only 18 years pose, isn't it?

Maybe add a folder for “Porn” but otherwise, there you have it

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You need bigger folders. JK

99.9% of the time

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Sin is separation from god, so i have no sin, I do have some rather disgusting habit though.

Dress Your Cat in Gay Apparel

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That look!

Knocked Down X-mas Tree

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That could be literally any cat. lol

I went outside today ?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

poor kitty!

Santana. Black Majic Woman. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I probably listened to the Abraxis album way too many times. The girl I was dating loved to put it on right before we turned out the lights. To this day, I can't hear the songs without feeling a little amorous. Thanks for the memories.

Merry Christmas.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Naw to be christmas puke, it has to be on the couch or bed.

This about sums things up

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

The lyrics, but not the title or group name.

Just gonna leave these here...

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Third one is hilarious.

Neil Young -Rockin in the Free Worldhttps://youtu.be/DvxxdZpMFHg

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

keep on rocking.

And I'll bet they left it.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

You just have to do it three times.

If You Touch My Balls Again...?

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

like that is going to stop that cat.

Every year I share this one. Tis the season for reason, let it be known.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Today is the shortest day of the year, doe that make the summer solstice the tallest day of the year?

It has been suggested to have some sort of meet-up for group members.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Dallas, we got nothing until summer, then we have a hot nothing.

Here's to the Winter Solstice....Cheeehs, dah-ling!

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

If today is the shortest day of the year, does that make June 21st the tallest? Cheers!

Just sayin'

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Somebody wants to go home. lol

This morning's annoying earworm. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

That sounds a lot tinnier than what I remember

Hahaha, yes! Planes planes everywhere.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

My son will be by between now and New Years. We have a tradition of not doing too much travel over the holidays if we can help it.

Out of the mouth of babes.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

You wish you prayed like that

Five mediocre memes equals one good one

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

hilarious