Yeooowza! Oh .. maybe not.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I thought you had sent the wrong pic too.

Michael Cohen's Diary

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

First saw the thumbnail and thought, what is Fonzie doing on the Trumpy page. Hey.

Party Pooper

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Born on the alter of anti-slavery, destroying itself on the alter of greed, todays republican party.

Don't be so catty, Brenda

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

The eyes have it.

Wait a Minute......

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

too late

Stoned to Death

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Maybe that is what they meant.

Goth vs. Hippie

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Hippie chicks are sexy.

My First Phone

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

guess who the favorite child is. lol

Not funny!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I don't think he is smart enough to see the relationship.

A friend asked this question: Does anyone happen to know if former presidents are entitled to ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That is a question I hope we have to answer soon.

My sheets laundered and folded. Flat and fitted. And somehow... I still love myself! Lol

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Young lady, you have struck a nerve with this one. Well played.

Baby, Just GO Outside Because the original is soooooo controversial. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Maybe that will satisfy everyone. lol

Ok.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Hope your move goes well, I personally would rather take a beating than move.

Holiday swap ?????

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

What time do we start?

The South be like....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Not bad advice.

That explains the pain in my bum....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

at least she wasn't chewing on it

All Hail Tammuz!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

They forgot Mammon.

Haven't seen a possum meme in awhile

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

playing with your possum again?

John's post reminded me that I forgot to post my photos of Mount Hood in Oregon from my trip last ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

love that area.

I can't remember the name of this Mountain.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

that is definitely Mt. Hood.

Ouch.. Just saying

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

smash and grab?

Tonight, my greyhound chewed up one of my gloves.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

not even a question, read the message.

Mondays.....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

FUCK Mondays

Don't Honk....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Chicken, yeah, me too.

Correlation does not equal causation ... but what if ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

but ALIENS?

Wouldn't want it any other way.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Yeees.

My bologna has a first name..

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

going fishing?

Bumble is ready rumble.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That's not a bidet I want to use.

What I care about

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Don't you hate when you're sure you can make it thru the yellow light, and the guy in front of you decides he can't.

Ouch.. Just saying

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

titties!!!!!!!

I'm sure they will

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

after the dentist tells them what it will cost

Wrong on so many levels!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

And guess who's NOT getting lucky tonight?

I suppose now that you see my sense of humor, I won’t be getting a date with you guys anytime ...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

A sick mind is a great comfort, I love your sense of humor.

You can tell you have been on the dating sites too long when:

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Got a wide angle lens?

If Coffee Can't Fix it, it's a serious problem. Have a good day everyone!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Try whiskey.

This time of year can be sad for mateless people.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I have several bowl watching parties, (both host and guest) I have 2 "adopted daughters" that come by and include me in some of their festivities, and I'll be damned if I let other peoples happiness make me sad.

So the Yorkies don't think too much of this fluffy white stuff.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I was going to make a comment about, the snow, the colors, the only thing left was hairy feet. lol

Stay far enough away...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That could kill an alter boy, or at least choke him up.

Truthfully mom

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

two groups of people you normally don't want to know about their sex lives, your parents and your children

Later that day, Sally taught herself how to ride her own bike.....

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That cracked me up

Oh nothin' just Lion around...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Not what you want to see when you are in your tree house.

Whew! I'm so relieved!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

mark me safe

That would be interesting to find out.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Where's the food dammit.

I guess heaven can wait...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

getting close

Let it snow!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

If we get snow, I'm going to try #1

Dammit Carl!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

He's getting a nose job.

Try icing it

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

ok very punny.

Next time you think you are having a bad day... remember this.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

if you check the ingredients, it is normally better for you that the human stuff.

Did they know what they were doing?

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

But apparently they are beautiful in Britain and memorable.

Found this interesting.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Kind of like pot now.

Pun of the day.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

He's already stiff, too late.

Woo hoo... just found the hot spot.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Not brave enough

Goen down in a bed of roses.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

oops, if she's that angry, you've missed it,...a bunch.

My kinda toast

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

It says it right there , in butter.

Elf is deep in shit with the she shed.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That would count as damned nice.

Deflation is not pretty.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

hopes in one, prayers in the other, still woke up disappointed.

The future of anti vaxers?

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

they're little germ factories anyway.

I mean not mine, but.. Lol

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Well at least you're landscaped

He’s scared

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Hell his little boy is so scared he left the country in case he gets indicted. Ans lil donnie jr learned everything he know from dad.

No caption required

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

His foot is about to be attacked. Those toes are too enticing for the kitty.

Trump thinks the Paris Accord is about Paris vs.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Trump better watch out, the French are known for what they do to absolute rulers when they catch them. Ask Louis XVI and Napoleon.

Just found out my friend who I'd wrote about visiting a few weeks ago passed away today.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Sorry for your loss.

Its gonna be a long winter.....

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

wonderful pics

Elf on a ledge with his bitches.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

She is not going to like the paper cut.

Tipsy elfie or just assuming the position.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Model for the Trump family when the visit their new forever homes.

Inquiring minds do not want to know.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I want to know their thought process that led them to believe that this was a smart thing to do.

Horny little bugger

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Oh you muffin snatcher.

Not a morning person...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

add a little Bailey's, you'll understand, failing that a couple of shots of Jamison to stouten it up.

@admin my dexterity is getting worse and the small buttons are getting harder for me to hit on my ...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Don't feel bad, the phones have always been too much of a pain for me, so I use my computer.

Damn straight!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

cannibal

More recruitment

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

War on Christmas is over, WalMart won.

About those labels

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Bad thing about warning labels, someone actually had to do it before they were required to put that warning on.

Sensitive....

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

He should have known she was a hussy when he bought her.

Gotta love guns!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

over compensating and she knows.

Sad but true.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Why would I want to lose it, do you have any idea how much i invested in this shape. lol

This stuff writes itself.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

He be crazy

The Truth is Sometimes a Very Ugly Thing!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Way too much hair, no extensions either!!

Back real soon!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

no one can eat in 10 minutes.

Individual 1 Tower

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

At least in trumps mind, he will still be #1

Questions For Fuhrer Trump

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Throw some gasoline on that fire no since in letting it go to waste.

Jesus Said....Trump Said.....

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

If you believe their mythology, Trump would qualify as the antichrist and they are all doomed to hell for supporting him

No Brain Activity! Fascinating!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

no brain, can't have activity.

Getting His Mouth Ready For Prison

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Better be ready for a double team

Things I Trust More Than Fuhrer Trump

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

next 5 are just as good, #10 is the ass breaker

And then trump pulled out his.......

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Mushroom? Mr. Toadie? small brain and played with it?

Landmark ?

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Well played @Science-guy

i need 124,000 points to get to level9. ffs, i give up!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I've got 62510 to go to 9, no rush, it will come when it comes, have fun.

Little known fact.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

and get one hell of a road rash when they stop you.

Understandable

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

boy are they going to be surprised.

Now all you dudes out there, remember...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I've got a firm grasp on the situation

Oh deer!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

furry?

Miss December.... you guys can thank me later.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

and you young lady are in a time out.

So don't be that way.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

so true.

1917 - White House Suffragettes Tortured in Prison - WTF!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Anyone that doesn't know, women were not given the right to vote, they won it in a bloody war.Most Americans cannot tell you who Sojourner Truth was or her importance (first woman to ever serve on a jury) or the hundreds of other women that fought since before the beginning of the republic for their equal rights.

No War Just Peace and Stuff

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

it's the N'stuff that worries me.

I still keep maps in my cars, I don't trust those damn gps things.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

In the last 2 1/2 years, I've driven over 60,000 miles, there are lots of areas that i like to travel in that have zero cell reception. I keep an atlas is the car that I use for trip planning in conjunction with my computer.When I first enter a state, I stop and get the state map at the tourist info center, just in case. With my propensity to take side jaunts, it is a necessity to have a backup for the electronic. I have had navigators or trips that thought they knew more than me and just depend on GPS, have gotten so lost it was unreal.

Stormy Daniels has a pair...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

groan, but good groan

Still not sure

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I just going to hazard a guess that it has something to do with the labia.

It's hard to get any relief

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I think he wants whatever your holding.

Santa speaks ..

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

And you know it.