Since I'm not getting any action here...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Gotta get those compliments anyway you can.

That's putting it kindly

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

nice play on words, but it's too big.

News flash!

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

can't ask for more.

You guys look like the experts, so I've got a question.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Try a bong, as a non smoker, the cooler smoke and ability to relight are pluses. Don't expect miricles at first, and try edibles.

I made another one, I can't help myself.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I like it

Since I am such an unstable idiot, I can't figure out what is going on here.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I think you figured it out, fucking US farmers was part of the price that Putin extracted from trump for bailing him out and getting him elected. The case for treason mounts.

Yoga anyone?

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

You've got that right

This made me laugh

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

LMAO

Stores have just received the bulbs for the year, so bought a bunch .

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

what kind of bulbs?

People who hit / spank their kids and have the nerve to brag about it as well , are not my friends .

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

We never spanked my son, and he turned out so horrible, graduate HS 3rd in his class, Bachelor's summa cum laude and Masters summa cum laude, now is a respected economist. So I'm sure if we had resorted to corporal punishment he would have turned out so much better. not.

Genius Jethro

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

he has a better education that the guy in charge, at least on the retention level.

Those were the days

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

After vacation, depending on how many rolls of film you had, having to ask for developing only then check the negatives and only order prints for the ones that might look good.

THAT got me breathing heavy!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

The older I get, the more I enjoy foreplay and taking my time.

Hahahahaha

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Beats the hell out of snake handling.

More Trump administration memes

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

too fucking funny

Large Herbivores go Extinct

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

But what about the trophy hunter, what will they be able to put on their walls, or shove up their asses.

Have one of these?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

My ex took it when she left

The things we do to to be a little sexier!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

This coming from a guy that looks like he sits on his nuts

Hey guys.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

What products are you stocking?

[youtu.be] Not a meme but I nearly pissed myself watching this!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Remember when he went down in flames for fleecing his flock and not paying taxes?

[youtu.be] Not a meme but I nearly pissed myself watching this!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

this has been a great one for years, where did you dig it up. lol

Oh my, oh my ?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO, very good.

This may be a recycle, funny regardless. :D

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

It was a recycle when I posted it but it is still funny.

Redaction - it was the site glitches that made this level 4 member show up in the "new list".

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

She looks familiar, but no specific recognition.

Woman in vegatative state , apparently assaulted gives birth to a baby boy.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

This is a disgusting case, it show the cart after the horse in sexual assault prevention. If the DNA testing had been done at hire, it would make finding the perp so much easier.

Didn't they do that once already?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

history is repeating and this time they're selling tickets.

You guys write a caption for this one.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I'll take a hand job.

Couldn't he wait!?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

There's a reason those dresses are worn only once. lol

Dreams.....

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO

Things crazy cat people do?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

or tell them I'm going as fast as I can

Important announcement ! Not really though... Dont click this post. Just forget it...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

you made it, congrats

He is every where.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Kinky

Something's preventing it.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Nuts

The "like" button doesn't seem to be working.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I was afraid my monitor was messing up since Firefox did an update earlier today, so I closed my browser, and the problem persists in that if I like something my screen turns colors

Information overload?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

first cannibalism, now this.

I’m pretty upset.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

what strength CBD oil did you use, they come in every thing from 100mg/30ml to 5000mg/30ml and depending on level on need as to what you should take. The 100-300mg can be effective, but you can always lower the dose on the higher concentrations.

San Fran Federal Building

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

They call it like they see it in SF.

Not what I was expecting

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO

yassssss!!!! go Roger! [loudwire.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

let's take the bricks from the wall and stone Trump.

TRUTH!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

glad to be of service

Sun rise above the clouds on my way to Toronto yesterday morning

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

up early, good shot

I got lucky on vacation a few years back, after several attempts...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

very good shot, I bet the throw aways were heartbreaking.

Just saying...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Just be honest, not yet, but I haven't been to court yet!

I think I might check in.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

tripping!!

New legislation has been introduced to regulate cannabis similarly to alcohol.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Hopefully he can find cosponsors in the house and senate and it doesn't die before without being referred to committee.

good thing this would never happen to me

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO

Many Cat Lovers in this Group.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

hilarious

My Merriam--Webster word of the day today immediately made me think of 45: Venal adjective ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

He is the perfect example of so many horrible things, new title "World's Worst Human"

Another brick in the wall

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Build it around the Whitehouse, no gates!

Trump time...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Pretty much any red neck convention.

Whos a bad dog

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Need a new dog!

Some truths are so powerful and self-evident that they just bitch slap us, then bend us over a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I'm old enough to remember when this first ran april 1971

... So DEEPLY Fucked, We Are! -Yoda

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

here's your sign.

International hand symbol.......

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I use it often.

This is an original.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

good one

Men don't start drama? Puhlease.....What about Baby Trump?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

You know someone is going to say, but he's a pussy, so that counts. Drama is an equal opportunity affliction.

Having a temper-tantrum over being accused of having a temper-tantrum essentially proves you had a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LIar, Liar, pants on fire.

I hope this comes through ??? [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

That is the reason you should make sure that the dog is a fit for your lifestyle when picking them. Working dogs want to "work" and if they aren't working will find an outlet for that energy.

History is repeating!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Why do these despots believe that they can make it all better by firing people that discover their dishonesty.

Spider web of lies

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

but there is conspiracy.

There's always one honest one!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

It depends on how horny he is as to how he answers that question.

Surely you jest

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO

At her master's feet...a peaceful bunny morning....

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

So many people don't realize what good pets rabbits can make, looks like you don't need to be convinced.

Why aren't all public employees not being paid out in the streets protesting????

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

They are still restricted by hatch act among other restrictions, and with the vindictiveness of this administration, you know they would be fired.

God has graciously granted you the privilege not only of believing in Christ, but of suffering for ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

If you look at the Xtian suffering of Christ, he in essence gave up a weekend and got rewarded for it for eternity. Died Friday afternoon, raised from the dead early Sunday morning, so in essence he got to skip church in addition. If it were true, I'd take that deal.

How did you deconvert?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I worked in the upper levels of a denominations hierarchy, to see the hypocrisy brought me back to 17 yo me that said it was all bullshit.

I got a million of them!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

wet dreams?

Corruption, cronyism, and collusion. It's all being revealed!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

That assumes he can plan more than 30 seconds into the future.

nice Trump, good boy

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

They don't even look Russian.

My dick is bigger than yours... [lgbtqnation.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Wait until they have to shower with 50 other men.

A brief history of religion.....

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Nailed it!

Best part of waking up?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

So true. One of the great things about retirement is I can actually do that.

hits blunt

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

you're reaching, but OK

This cracked me up and I had to share! notmypresident humor copingwith45

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

lnao

Are Dark Matter And Dark Energy The Same? - PBS Space Time [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Goes back to Einstein's fudge factor, if we knew what it was it would have a new name, it is the unknown factor that balances the observed universe equation.

NYC Subway Banned Dogs Unless They Fit In a Bag, Dog Owners Did Not Disappoint ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

They made the loop hole big enough to get a great Dane through it.

Garage sales. Garage sales?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Put frump out on the lawn in a tent until he agrees to negotiate in good faith, better yet they have some nice rooms in Leavenworth he should try out. (the guards will miss their first payday Friday, make for an interesting weekend).

Trump: It's My Right 'To Do National Emergency' - The Late Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

bullies get called out and can only stoop to second grade school yard taunts, "would yo do that if you were me" over and over and never answer the question

80's cat! Haha

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

image is a little fuzzy, can you clear it up?

Damn men... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

a little off the top please

Canned Heat. Let's work together. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

much better,

"TheJoyOfHonesty" [agnostic.com] Do any readers or writers in the group find the post text familiar?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

There are enough trashy romance novels that could have been lifted from. But no idea which one.

Smooth talker

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Run!!!

I LOVE the attitude!

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Just don't tilt at windmills.

I posted this in another group, but it’s worth posting again.

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I think I just started my diet,

Canned Heat

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

where are they? i was looking forward to it.

Hahahahahahahaha! Now I'm skeerd!

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I want to see the bloody fool that did this as soon as he gets out of the hospital.

Dart side of the moon sounds a better place to send him

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Send his ass there now.

Honey, please...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I want to hear this one, hold my beer.

Pure enjoyment.

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

You have a not fucking problem, fucking is what you're doing.

Nothing more needs to be said! :-(

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

around the desk.

Only three?

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Going to be going for at least a week.

Be the reason! Lol

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I already am the reason I drink, so my day will always be good.

Did that get said out loud.... again.

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Can I take half of each?

Well are ya?

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

fundamentalist!

A couple of Yoda memes

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

bad car jokes?

I don't sing either....

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I enjoy singing, people around me don't, but I do.

It’s a matter of pride

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Thankfully you can get like 8 bags on each arm as long as none break.

If you had to give up one for life....

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

In exchange for what?

Walken in a winter wonderland

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

good one