Not sharing my fucks today.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

All out of fucks to give.

Shot over the Red River from Margarittaville parking lot

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

This was one of those days when I walked out to the car to bring my camera up to the room and had to shoot, and shoot, and shoot. I think these were the two best but there were others in the class

Do other people have tiny little frogs sticking to their windows at night or is it just me? Lol...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

used to get them in SW La, but since I moved to places without a lot of fresh water not so much.

I gag when I lick a stamp!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

kermit, you dog,

Vaseline we not have

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

hopefully he's hung like a gnat,

I feel for who ever was baking!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I hate that judgey part

Weak ass kids.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Kids weren't strapped in, roll down windows and AC was only in luxury cars.

I do this with my car too ?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Thanks for the excuse.

Name that song

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

John Denver is rolling over in his grave.

Available by appointment only

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ow, ow, ow, nope.

Hung with his own flag ha ha ha

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

nice

Cruel Barbie!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

calls them like she sees them. Sometimes it's better to come in first and third.

Whoa how racist!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

ooohhhh nooooo.

In my day...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

We are now the grumpy old men.

If you want to leave a note or get a phone number of your state Senators, the link would be like the...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

You can call by calling the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121. Tell them your state and they will connect you with their office.

So, this evening Linda (my lovely wife) is meeting with a group of fellow CPAs about IRS notices ...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Be sure to save an extra bottle for Linda for when she is done. I'm glad that (accountant) phase of my life is over

Long book title.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I have 2 phone voices, one for people I know, kind of nice and mellow, and for ones that I don't know one that begs the question of could I be more of an asshole.

Welp, that's a shame.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Now that's a club you want to visit before it shuts down.

Somebody with a pen.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Holy ass wipe, Batman.

You know what I like!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Damn she's hot.

Arrrrrrr ye scalleywags, it’s talk like a pirate day!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Arg matey

Would you want that arm around you?!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

or go for fisting.

Limited vocabulary

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

nice multiple choice

???????

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

of everything.

Really!!!???

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

You know your sex life sucks when the salad is getting more than you are.

Tyler get's burned.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Teacher's quick.

She's having fun...for now!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ghost party?

Whoever thought this one...bazinga!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Bazinga

I love these 2, they're so far from home

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

What a pain in the ass.

Dicks. Blehk

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

And it will screw you if it gets a chance.

seems fair

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Not enough ORs to do it before they multiply.

Garden visitor.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I fed a few generations of garden spiders like that. They make beautiful webs.

Just some eye candy...just a young Robert Plant and his package. Move along now...nothing to see...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Doesn't do a thing for me. lol

Take Chances When You Are

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

took them, now I've got the stories and trying to get more good stories.

Just look at you

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

yep

About right...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ain't it true.

It's Wednesday and it's talk like a pirate day - carry on

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Aaarrrrg

Just how freaky are you?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

$12,900 now who's gonna pay.

Apparently I’m banned from the Walmart in Grants Pass.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I laughed so hard I had to hit my inhaler.

There are numerous reasons to celebrate life.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

well said

Coffee anyone?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

That explains the taste of the coffee.

Meow???...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

OK, I'm a cat.

You're all correct...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Nailed it.

You're right & you're wrong...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Christ did die for your sins, he died what late Friday, and got up early Sunday Morning, so he gave up a short weekend. lol

Yeah, Dave, you asshole!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Dave's a dick

Great Lakes odd couple

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

groan

Would you dump someone simply because they weren't good at sex ?

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

not if they were willing to learn. How often do you have bad sex? It's like anything else in the relationship, talk or show what works better. There's no part of a relationship that doesn't require input from both parties. If it is bad sex, it is probably both parties that think it's bad.

Ripe Indigo Rose tomato.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

good looking , how's the taste?

I took, literally, 45 photos of this great egret in flight.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Good shot, I shot frigate birds for 3 days before I got one.

I must say, cats and Gary Larson are a good mix.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

great, loved them all.

Accurate, at least at our house:

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I'm not a sound sleeper, so any cats only slept on the bed a few times, had a waking for food zone and a self rubbing zone only.

POTUS? Is that you? stormy says “hey!”

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

looks like the root has a drip, bad drip.

Reversing Policies

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

send both of them to hell

Just because she's prettier than Frank!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I've been really surprised at the number of see thru blouses that show up in pictures that you never see when you are there.

Ready and willing all the way the slaughterhouse.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

If only it were this easy to eliminate them.

Soon the leaves will start turning, which means it will be time to visit Horton Creek, Arizona.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

neat

Hahaha true for me ?

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

That's the reason my mother made sure I new how to cook, well. She said even if the sex is bad, if the food is good, she's less likely to leave.

Great news!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Still need to republicans to flip, letters to the editor in Maine and Alaska since those two senator's offices are only taking constituent calls.

Spoiler Alert

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Dn't think it took that long

Back seat driver

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

normally people that hear voices should be committed.

Tried come in thru Mexico

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

No brown skinned middle eastern men.

Another self defense

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Texas cop?

Joseph you dumb shit!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Tell me Joseph wasn't gullible

He works in mysterious ways!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

or a comedy writer with a dark sense of humor.

Ernie takes no shit from anybody!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

looks like my supplier,

Me...sigh c'est la vie

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I can relate, I'm twice the man I used to be.

Those rednecks done outfoxed themselves. :D

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Those were never Willie Nelson fans, they were blow hards that saw a chance to get their 30 seconds of fame by trashing an icon.

Yesterday was this day for me

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

sounds like a bad day.

What a difference an hour makes, these are the open moonflowers an hour later

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

There were a few where the bees had gotten in and had to chew their way out, makes a weird flower.

If you had to make a choice

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Having done a year without both, (med problems) I'll go for a year without alcohol.

True story

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

The visual on this is hilarious.

Wrong roots...

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

First the grammar nazis, now the linguistic police

Life is All About Ass

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Thank you for noticing.

Some Cruise!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

I wonder who cleaned up the bottom of that ship.

Roll me up!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Remember some of the bics were hexagon like pencils and you'd save them when they went dry to keep in the casset stacks.

They're great!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Now you know that is anatomically impossible.

What the fuck!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

The Col. has taught more girls to suck a bone than a truck load of pimps.

Baby steps,baby steps

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

just try.

Looks are deceiving

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

fooled me again.

Creationists?

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

You keep stepping up.

What's your favorite? ???

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

leftover candy!

Me posting Atheist memes on social media. Who else can relate?

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

something fishy here, or am I being a birdbrain?

Zsa Zsa Gabor back in the day.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

I thought they only stole souls.

Let's just keep it down there.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Don't Shart, the sound will be muffled, but the retention oooh!

Baby steps....

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

I figure I can make a bundle off blinker fluid, everyone seems to be out.

Especially at the drive through....

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

legs for earmuffs?

Not sure what they serve here...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

don't eat the oysters

Should have unionized...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

and doesn't do any of them as well.

So.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Tell her it's a 2 way street, be the aggressive one once in a while. My favorite fantasy is for her to at least act as if yshe's interested.lol

Call them minute lubes and they graduate as tune up masters

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

old two stroke engines

It do Stevie!

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

that's terrible, but don't worry, Stevie will never see it

Men are dying to see this

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

finally a sequel worth watching.

Medicare for all...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Even by the right wing "think tanks" medicare for all would be significantly cheaper than the current system.

They'll do anything!

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Todd has a female counter part.

Tell us how you really feel

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

You knew that's what they were saying all along.

Cool picture

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

not high enough

Oh, maybe a little bit of wine.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

I think I dated her.

Hey boomers since the kids went back to school, what grade were you in 50 years ago and 60 years ...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

50 I was starting high school, 60 I was 4

Can you say Narcissistic Sociopath?

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Nailed him. good grouping

DONE!!!! Thanks to all of you who helped put me over the top!!!! I love the lot of ya!!!! ...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

So happy to be a small part, Congratulations!!