Standoff at the North Pole

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

oops, caught him during the rut.

Mr.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Sorry for you loss.

Telling it...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

brutal

Wow.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Best of luck, your skill will carry you through. Remember editors can be your friend, but can also be heartless taskmasters and they are not attacking you, just trying to make your work better,

Bahahahahahaha

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Yall are mean, well played.

Hahahahahaha

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Christmas isn't about religion, ask Walmart or Amazon.

Hey good looking. ?

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Mine would have made me wash my hair and change my clothes before I was able to leave the house, pretty much "My house, my rules" mom.

Whoa. Come to Mama, I WISH ??

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

That's what you get for ordering toys over the internet.

She don't mess around!

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

That's a hard slap.

What’s wrong...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

He doesn't like being a bottom, but he wants to hang out with the alpha dogs.

May the fourth be with you

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I'm going to say...

Trump and His Robot Pence

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

That's the only way he is going to get a hard body.

Oh Vlad My Love

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Trumpie's upset that he can't just kill people he doesn't like.

Distractions of Burning Flag

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Just got to tell him he's better than the brown guy that is coming for his job and you can pick his pocket.

Govt Policy in China Has Caused Forced Abortions

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

You can't make this stuff up, no wonder the Onion writers are overworked.

We Got Spunky Catnip

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

You can't put it in box and not expect him to not find it.

I can attest to this.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Why wrap them if they are already in a box?

Aw, .....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I missed my trip to the gym this morning, damn that makes 5 years in a row.

trump and his republican Fascists are all out criminals, they are not Above the LAW! YOU NEED ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

not only is Trump liable for indictment on Obstruction, many of his underlings also face the real possibility of being indicted for it too.

It is beginning Trump Foundation to dissolve amid allegations of 'shocking' illegality ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

And a 10 year ban from being on the board of any non profit. And restitution.

Queensryche - Eyes Of A Stranger [youtu.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Thank you for sharing this. I don't believe I have ever heard it before.

Cat usurps Christmas Tree

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Pecking order for the table top.

The only time walls come in handy. But as they say.. no pain, no gain.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Gotta take a chance or you never get ahead.

I would money to see this.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

It will be the first time in years that some guys have seen their cock.

Just messin with ya.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

New meaning to getting head.

The grin on his face.. priceless.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

And to give away all the stuff, Santa's a bit of a drinker, note the red nose.

Googled "Marine Animals"

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

semper Fi

Oh Mmm.... Geee....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

elemental!

My post in @Sassygirl3869 's group [agnostic.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

At 19 being named to the Air Force track team, one of the best times I ever got to have in uniform representing not only the AF but the US in international meets. Lots of stories that I could talk about unlike my real job where it took 30 years before I could talk about it to uncleared people.

When they ask why I would spend two months at sea, this is why.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Yes!

How do you decorate for the holidays?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I haven't decorated for xmas for 10 years, no need, just more junk to clean up. I like to give gifts anytime of year and they have less meaning this time of year because people expect it.

I honestly love being home. ♥️

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I love to travel, but the last day may be a rush to get home by 2am just to sleep at home again.

Cats logic! ???

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Ferals are no better.

I could not hold myself.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Love the pink collar.

Just add a little bulge to your life makes life worth living.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Why?

Try talking your way out of that one.. Joseph is going to be one pissed off dude.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Don't worry the father's will show up with gifts.

Oldies but goodie

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

lip smacking good! lol

Slow Moving Caravan Looting Everything in Their Path

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

human locust.

Drunk Vs Stoned People

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

and have chips while doing it.

Why There is So Much Coal

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

tons and tons of it.

Oh heck. You caught me.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

doing it horsie style.

Finding New Chief of Staff

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

who would want the legal exposure?

Who designed these "packages"?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

been out in the bushes? or the world's strangest hair?

I wonder if the Adobe company knows.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I'll go with pdf, I like the image.

Anyone use vlc?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

nailed it.

Because cats think they are gods.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

nice collection, I didn't know you worked in miniatures

If you still have a sexual deviant claiming to be republiKKKan in your gift list.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

or if you'd like to piss off your right wingers

Two Retired Old Sailors enjoying damsels jog in the park.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Not going to finish today either.

Oh, that crazy Florida Man!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Annd Florida is back in the lead over Texas and Cali for weird news.

Test post... Please comment if you got an alert for this post.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

got it

Whatever it takes

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

For some people the only way to make them give a shit is to scar the shit out of them, they NEED religion, for the rest of us , we can do fine without your gods.

Those were the days

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

and not flicking it on the drawback, stoned!

And she wonders why she's still single

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

No head butting allowed!

Tale tail signs

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Gonna smell like shit when they thaw out!

Since birth?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

dent head!

Me at large gatherings

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

No, but you are.

That dog is in trouble.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

at least that's better than a cold nose in the butt.

Everybody gets a cold too!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Be careful.

Play it up....

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

My boyfriend is in the truck.

Bring it. ♥

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

One nice thing about having undocumented neighbors and old neighbors, is no one really cares what you do to your own yard as long as you don't complain about theirs,

Mary is a Savage

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Except on Nov 1, Day of the dead.

Well we all know it's true... Cats rule!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

You got that one.

We don't let our two outside very often. This is one reason:

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

My old calico once brought a cotton mouth and left it for me at the back door. She would also bring back rabbits.

Linda saw this today.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

looks heavy, have to build in place

She's taking my fancy today. Guess what I like about her!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I'm going to go with the amethyst necklace

My Work Here is Complete.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Final witch, gone.

Treason. Think Mueller Can Prove it? I do.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

And since we are in a state of war, if not a declared war, this could come into play and will make for some interesting drama.

Mexico to Pay for Impeachment

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

hell. I'll chip in

New scientific study released...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

not even going to get baited.

A moment of silence to prepare for the party now that Sarah has announce an end to her rein of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Just an aside

Going all out

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I feel your pain.

Wishful thinking

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

That we could be so lucky.

Nothing is impossible to learn to use if the need is great enough

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Saudi Arabia has been the choice of many ex leaders. And they have an excellent burial program( death and dismemberment) if you piss them off.

Ok folks, I am speechless LMFAO. He's got... personality.. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

in what universe is green a good color for a pecker?

I remember putting these on my kids shoes, how about you?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I used a similar bell on my track shoes, drove the competition crazy.

Finally a good use for face swap (stolen from @glennlab)

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

You sneaky little, well played.

Don't make me call in sick!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I bet it sucked when that happened.

Not incapable of compassion

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I don't need your god to have love for others.

Lol... I think of my son when I see this.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

and you know that's true.

Miley Cyrus: Sean Lennon and Mark Ronson [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

She does have some pipes. On a lighter side I don't think I ever hope for a costume failure so much.

True! What's wrong with people!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I take a vodka, size 1.75.

Need a hug? PM me.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I give hugs and chocolate.

Deception at it's best

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lady's remember chocolate melts at body temperature.

I like apple pie

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

They look like floor draggers

I really was

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Sure you were, that's the story.

Great menu for kids....

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

And for my date's not hungry, an extra order of fries and three onion rings.

Still more credible than fox.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Seems fair.

Slow down, dude

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lotion, for gawd's sake, use lotion.

Something wrong with this scale

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

5 is the only safe number, so lousy scale.

So that's why they're there!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

So they can get to the atm.

Married life.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Or having to treat her hemorrhoids since she is too queasy to do it.

Hmm...wonder if he got fired.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just as many streaming away, must not be THAT good.

This God has a sense of humor! ?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just a simple question, Aren't good and obedient opposing characteristics?

Uh oh. He's got me paying attention to a damned football game. I think I'm in trouble here.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Get some popcorn, nachoes and chill.

Self portrait, Wildilfe Sanctuary,ok, really,just ducks and geese, Lake Michigan looking towards ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

A ritual for me before I go out, put all the batteries (8) on the charger, they will lose charge just sitting in the feraday bags (spoken for experience)

I'm pretty sure this is taken out of context.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

The trump headline is misleading, in that it speaks only of cude oil and not finished product, we became a net exporter of refined petrochemicals years ago.

I'm pretty sure this is taken out of context.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

simple answer greed, complex answer requires way too much space and time, but we export mainly sour crude and import light crude, two different refining processes.

Well.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I have so many that the cats got bored with them, until the next day.

Good afternoon you godless heathens!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

it took me a second lol

Let's make it interesting this holiday season. What is/are your fantasies?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

beach front home in the tropic to spend the winters