When a close friend or family member is "asking for prayers" and you want to wish them well what ...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I just say I wish you the best or I am with you in spirit. They normally meant no harm, so I won't tell them how I really feel, just like I won't stand on their oxygen line.

How Did Two Mothers Both Carry the Same ? [livescience.]

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I think the doctor said it best,"it's a neat trick" while it may be a better choice for a single woman, to have 2 or more involved is really just an ego thing.

I want to go to there!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

the thumbnail looked like something disgusting, but I'm with you.

...???......

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I think they know what they meant! lol

Got a laugh out of this.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

it'll toughen them up to carry your casket.

Well, that's different.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Why do you feel like you need a shower after washing your hands?

Japanese witch!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Interesting that they would make the cat a witch. Though I have had a few that would fit the bill.

Spewing more pollution.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

first time I ever say gray shit.

For all you necrophiliacs out there, I won 1st prize for my “Sexy Ghost” costume! ?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Congrats

Now THIS is scary!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

death to the heretics that would do this.

I wonder just how much it costs for tRump to go to all these campaign rallies and why us taxpayers ...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Way, way too much. $50,000 an hour to fly AF1 alone.

The Violence of Nature!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

don't steal from the finch

Not really Halloween, but it's funny!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

True sadist

"I was born this way..."

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Sorta goes with MM's earlier post!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I can't define porn, but I do know when someone is watching it.

How would you know...?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

gave a friend a ride to work, she said she would do her Halloween makeup at work, I said I thought she already had it on. apparently that wasn't the response she wanted.

When your Tinder date shows up.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

who would use Adam Sandler as their profile pic?

Spammin pumpkins

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

not on my plate you don't

Candy or Poison?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

better than Ipecac

Happy fuckin Halloween Heathens!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Banging the bones

Don't ask me stupid fucking questions.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I'm going to take that personally, if stupid didn't want to fuck, she should have said something.

I'm hoping that's in the men's room

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You seem to be having an oral fixation today.

For all my Texas friends

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

a little backwards head?

Got to love those facial expressions

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I'm guessing the one on the right gets it more often.

???????

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I want some of that NEW ice. lol

Somebody parked their drunk girl.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Eyes were bigger than her hoochie. Next time try a smaller pole

Interesting...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

different position?

Exactly it.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

going as a swimmer

This goes with @mistymoon77 post

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Lunch is served.

Early voting started this week! Get out there and help change Texas for the better! We need every ...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Voted at 9 am on 10/22, 1 L, the rest Ds.

Happy Halloween ????

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Happy Halloween! We meet on the darkside of the moon tonight.

Happy Halloween my coffee friends ☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Like that would ever happen.

Right now I'm 3.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

3 is fine

One of my fave reality memes. Fuckin bullies they are.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

When Hell freezes over, we'll get it.

Drink your coffee already

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

speak for yourself, I'm completely nuts.

Or high af...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

More expensive than DWI

Poor thing...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

He should be happy, he's going to meet his lost friends.

Anyone know where this is? Asking for a friend..

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

but it'll take the filling out of your teeth if you take it too speedy.

At our age milfs are overrated

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

MILFs GILFs or ()ILF are all there are in my age group

Home safe! So tired and sore - hot hot bath, here I come! What are your rituals when you get ...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Check the temp on the hot tub, make adjustments as necessary, sort the mail, check the emails and download the pictures to the computer. Hot tub, shower, veg.

So today is my birthday.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

happy birthday

These "sexy" costumes have got to stop...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Please NO.

Not that I'm complaining...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

All that meat and no sandwich.

Winner of this year's Halloween Float Competition!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Put a plump, juicy one out there.

Happens every Halloween parade...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

zombie or leper?

Too much candy!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

gotta put the snacks out of reach

Din din in a tin tin

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

are you going to eat that or have you already?

That's my costume every year...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

not a bad choice

Here we go...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

My liver won't handle it.

Interesting DIY project

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

My kind of woman

Om not sure this posted so im sending it out 1 more time.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

got to kick it in the balls

The lighting at dusk. Happy Halloween!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You are awesome

More front yard fun. Right before dark.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

great job. really love it.

Expect everything!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

get that bitch.

Rock on...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

got the best expression

I made a little spooky house next to my house so I can scare some children. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

really like the medusa head

Passive aggressive level- expert

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

do not go to bed, and don't complain about shit.

Oh no.......

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

great idea just in time for halloween.

How do you tie your shoes? ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

makes you fun to sneak up on.

President Bone Spurs

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

but which side was he on?

Kitties make everything better

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

fuck the sack of shit, go straight to the kitties

Look out kids!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Amy's going to get you.

Just doing some shopping for the kids.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

looks like a meal (worms)

Really??!!??

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

got to watch the small print.

Lost boys

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

nice costume

By Jove, she's right.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

or Wednesday is Halloween.

Anyone else relate to this?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

now that you mention it.

It's the po po

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Hear you loud and clear, no blue or red flashing lights .

AdultingProblems

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If you don't grow up by 60, you don't have to.

True that!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

never understood the attraction to bottled water.

the only way to drink coffee

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I like my hot bean juice.

AthiestCats

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

he looks pissed.

Who chewed on these nasty ass things for Halloween as a kid.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Oh hell yes, it's amazing we are all still alive.

Happy Halloween!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

fantastic

The next claim by the current administration that is backed by facts, objective research, and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

can't argue with that.

Look at that big cock!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

mine's bigger

I actually think us men are! What's your opinion?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Men are more overt about it, I have found that some women want to go farther than I am comfortable with.

Staircase at the National Museum of the Philippines, Manila.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

great catch

Get them granny panties off

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

yes sir ree Bob.

Busting her cherry soap dish

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

those look more like apples.

Annabelle where are you

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

NOw

Halloween meme ?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

They only ride at night, she's good.

Prepare your broom ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

sign outside your house?

my golde, who (i have likely mentioned) stopped eating and got very frighteningly skinny and bony, ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

good for you and Goldie.

Good morning Girls and Boys...Enjoy your coffee and happy pre-halloween

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

good work.

Haunted house idea...?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

too scary, you wouldn't know where to run.

Cassette tapes had side A - side B, so isn't only logical that their successor is the CD ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Baaaaad.

So since all the kavano hooplah ive been following all the mainstream outlets going at it with ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like teaching a pig to sing,not only is it a waste of time, it irritates the pig.

Some Halloween thoughts on the shit-stain that is tRumpy the hate-monger, the clown, the shame and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

nailed it.

Hey is there a hidden message there somewhere

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

love nerdy memes

It's your bacon Kermit!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

macon bacon

15th century punishment for theft by the church

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

ouch. Was that by or from the church? asking for a friend.

Who is Watching Hocus Pocus?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Once the temps drop below 70 F I start my winter cooking. Roasts, gumbos, chili, and chowders.

Please Feel Free To Post Any Halloween Memes Today.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Boo!

love trumps hate

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Love takes much less energy than hate,

Who Follows a Gluten Free Diet?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

too much emphasis on gluten.

What sort of lady are you? for the gents, what sort of lady do you like?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

all of the above, everything from the tiny little closed clam to the over stuffed Arby's.

Halloween Myths

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

# 3 is just mean

It's almost here ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

coming dear!

This morning I'm on the commuter bus and horny AF.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If all else fails visualize Trump naked.