Missionary Position ?

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

that bicycle position looks dangerous, but they do spend 2 years on them, so probably not for them.

Goes from a 9 or 10 straight down to a zero real quick

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

talk about your deal breakers.

Jim Mattis resigned today - we are well and truly f'd.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Bye!

Oh, that Donner...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

dark

Go ahead and groan.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

groan!

Little xmas spirit to spread your way.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Way too many mixed myths.

Milk, it does the body good, but only if you use my sponge.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That's too kinky for me!

Hold on, I gottcha

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

She's got back boobs,

Nope, it's in a safe place.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I point to my glass.

My dental hydienist is beautiful, so while I'm sitting in the waiting room I eat an entire sleeve of...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I think my dentist suspected this was happening and they no longer allow eating in the waiting room.

Peter Pan complex

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

And why should you, If you haven't grown up by 60, you don't have to.

Somebody had a busy day at work.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Check the ceiling tiles for the spares left over when the construction was done.

Mythology...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Christians weren't too far from doing the same, except they cheated from several religions.

Made me look twice...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I read it wrong, how about you?

Stay focused on reform

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

From talking to several legislators, while they may be willing to vote for it, so far i haven't met one willing to propose the legislation or go on record voting for it. They would like if the legislation meanders through the process and gets lumped into the crush of bills passed by a voice vote at the end of the session to give all of them a little political cover. Either that or if the Baptist church would get behind legalization they wouldn't have to worry as much about blow back. Austin will be fun this session.

WARNING ALERT ALERT I smoked my last cigarette this morning.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Good luck.

This is my new boilerplate response to trolls.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Talking about flipping the script,

Ever have that empty feeling?

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That's just a picture of Trump with the asshole removed.

Serial killer snowman

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

melt, melt for the hills, run, I meant run.

I can do it by myself

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

He doesn't need any help to look like the south end of a northbound mule, either.

More children's reading

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

There's something fishy about that book.

They love Christmas balls

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Cats and Christmas anything are natural enemies.

They are really stupid

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

cracks me up.

DIY rapture machine

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

If used effectively, it could work 100 % of the time, just not the way they intended.

A brief history on religion

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

like your sense of humor so far.

‘Tis the season

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

At least it doesn't matter if you don't open them in order, or skip a few days and catch up Saturday night.

one for you ladies to watch, not real sure about this one [agnostic.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

She had 3 posts when I spotted her now she's well over 10. Just hitting each group. 10 minutes later

What a time to be alive!

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

The old kick starter theory

I once broght a pencil to a paper fight the fight came down to a draw

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

groan!!!

Now that's cold! I hope you are all warmer!

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I bet her spidey sense is tingling. Shivers. But pretty.

Jie Waksh. Rocky Mountain Way. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Love the driving beat and wall of sound,

I keep noticing so many that look at the memes & not only never comment, but are even too stingy to ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

They're not paying attention, out of 6 other visitors, only three gave a shit.

Holy Handy!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

For a guy that was supposed to be a carpenter, he couldn't pull a nail to save his life.

The technical term...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Wouldn't that be an oxymoron?

& no damn lube!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Don't turn your back on science, you know why!

So glad I plan ahead!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

next time leave the bike at home.

Joe Walsh. All Night Long. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Love it.

George Michael, Elton John - Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (Live) [youtu.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I tried to get tickets to Elton's Dallas show, 10 minutes after they went on presale, the cheapest tickets were $1500. So I guess I'll have to wait for his next Vegas residency. I did get tickets for Pink in Vegas though, for April.

What's your plans for Saturday night? Here's what I'm doing ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Not this Saturday, but next, I am going to be on the road to the casino to use my comps before they expire on the 1st. I may dress like that to see if my luck can change.

This is sooooooo not me lol

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

get your rest now, you'll need it later.

Is this what I have to look forward to?!?!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

If you look like a candy apple with two sticks, I'll tell you.

Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman (from Black & White Night) .

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

One of my favorites, another talent taken too soon. hard to imagine he's been gone 30 years.

They all look like dog butt to me..

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Good call!

Who's looking forward to Saturday night ?

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

You taking pictures at my house now?

A feisty little guy !!!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I'm sure you never have that problem.

I'll get right to it!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Or round file it.

Ohhh so bad

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Don't you hate when someone spoils the joke.

Now that's a bacon burger

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

MMMMM bacon!

Glad you like it

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

At least all you're doing is sacrificing goats, loverboy.

Free stuff is good

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Kind of like the solar clothes dryer, 25 feet of cord, you have to supply the poles

And I don't have one

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Got one of those folders too, every now and then one sneaks out.

Mmmm... future

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

too far in the future.

Let's try this...Dweebo Deershagger

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Not even going to try

How many thousands have you received in your lifetime, ladies? ?

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Got one for you

How many times have you felt this way?

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Never, I don't take it in the bathroom with me or take it into the bedroom unless I am expecting a call that is important.

Clever! Took me a second.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I don't get it.

Is trump a momma's boy ?

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Now we know why he thinks his hair looks good

Oh come on now

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

same here

Punny but funny

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

We need a groan button.

Can you help me with this

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

For that you need much stronger magic, say a judge or a hitman.

In the 1970’s A couple who married young had raised their family, the youngest was preparing to ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

good one

Good morning all, its hump day.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Good Morning!

Mystery solved! [media.giphy.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

That would explain the smell

I pretty sure this is precisely what my guilt looks like... even now

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

but she took a vow of silence, so fuck her.

Very nice...??

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

That ice better be cg or he'll have to stick a thumb in his ass and yell snake to find his dick.

"Dad, what's a 'subpoena'?" "It's the hidden poena. The main poena is used make babies."

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

He may be the only trump not in prison when this is over.

What came first the chicken or the egg?

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

chicken said it was the rooster!

I made gingerbread.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

don't feel bad, mine is always lopsided, I eat the fat side first so that it's easier to store. Don't argue, just enjoy the baked goods.

Yup, happens all the time.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Second man in the fight gets penalized.

Hey everyone, I'm Tony and this is my first post on here (I think.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

welcome dive on in.

Pooh was in for a sweet awakening.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

And that is when pooh developed a taste for suckling pig.

Oh hell no.. ok maybe for Halloween.. but that's where I draw the line.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Oh come on, you can make it fit if you REALLY try. lol

That is one wasted jeebus.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

overpriced, but at least the skin tone is close to right.

Indeed it is.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Good to see your posts here again

you may also want to buy....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Is it bad that I gave some of each of those as gifts this year?

Does this happen to you often?

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

oh yes.

So many problems with the concept

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I slept like god during the holocaust.

Moods.........

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I'll take the first two and hide for the third.

Here she is. Miss Fergie. ????

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

It looks like Thor doesn't want to share his plush toy, but she is a pretty girl.

Dire Straits - Fade to Black. Because I'm obsessed [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

you're on a roll today with songs that I like but have never heard before.

I have had cat almost all my life, and just learned something new.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

gingers have freckles, who would have thunk it. lol Each represent a soul we have stolen.

Standoff at the North Pole

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

oops, caught him during the rut.

Mr.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Sorry for you loss.

Telling it...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

brutal

Wow.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Best of luck, your skill will carry you through. Remember editors can be your friend, but can also be heartless taskmasters and they are not attacking you, just trying to make your work better,

Bahahahahahaha

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Yall are mean, well played.

Hahahahahaha

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Christmas isn't about religion, ask Walmart or Amazon.

Hey good looking. ?

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Mine would have made me wash my hair and change my clothes before I was able to leave the house, pretty much "My house, my rules" mom.

Whoa. Come to Mama, I WISH ??

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

That's what you get for ordering toys over the internet.

She don't mess around!

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

That's a hard slap.

What’s wrong...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

He doesn't like being a bottom, but he wants to hang out with the alpha dogs.

May the fourth be with you

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I'm going to say...

Trump and His Robot Pence

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

That's the only way he is going to get a hard body.

Oh Vlad My Love

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Trumpie's upset that he can't just kill people he doesn't like.

Distractions of Burning Flag

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Just got to tell him he's better than the brown guy that is coming for his job and you can pick his pocket.

Govt Policy in China Has Caused Forced Abortions

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

You can't make this stuff up, no wonder the Onion writers are overworked.

We Got Spunky Catnip

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

You can't put it in box and not expect him to not find it.

I can attest to this.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Why wrap them if they are already in a box?

Aw, .....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I missed my trip to the gym this morning, damn that makes 5 years in a row.

trump and his republican Fascists are all out criminals, they are not Above the LAW! YOU NEED ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

not only is Trump liable for indictment on Obstruction, many of his underlings also face the real possibility of being indicted for it too.