Get them granny panties off

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

yes sir ree Bob.

Busting her cherry soap dish

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

those look more like apples.

Annabelle where are you

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

NOw

Halloween meme ?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

They only ride at night, she's good.

Prepare your broom ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

sign outside your house?

my golde, who (i have likely mentioned) stopped eating and got very frighteningly skinny and bony, ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

good for you and Goldie.

Good morning Girls and Boys...Enjoy your coffee and happy pre-halloween

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

good work.

Haunted house idea...?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

too scary, you wouldn't know where to run.

Cassette tapes had side A - side B, so isn't only logical that their successor is the CD ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Baaaaad.

So since all the kavano hooplah ive been following all the mainstream outlets going at it with ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like teaching a pig to sing,not only is it a waste of time, it irritates the pig.

Some Halloween thoughts on the shit-stain that is tRumpy the hate-monger, the clown, the shame and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

nailed it.

Hey is there a hidden message there somewhere

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

love nerdy memes

It's your bacon Kermit!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

macon bacon

15th century punishment for theft by the church

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

ouch. Was that by or from the church? asking for a friend.

Who is Watching Hocus Pocus?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Once the temps drop below 70 F I start my winter cooking. Roasts, gumbos, chili, and chowders.

Please Feel Free To Post Any Halloween Memes Today.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Boo!

love trumps hate

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Love takes much less energy than hate,

Who Follows a Gluten Free Diet?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

too much emphasis on gluten.

What sort of lady are you? for the gents, what sort of lady do you like?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

all of the above, everything from the tiny little closed clam to the over stuffed Arby's.

Halloween Myths

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

# 3 is just mean

It's almost here ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

coming dear!

This morning I'm on the commuter bus and horny AF.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If all else fails visualize Trump naked.

This morning I'm on the commuter bus and horny AF.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

When you get to work,. take matters into your own hands.

Fall has arrived.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Nothing wrong with Trump that a good trial wouldn't cure.

another joker

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

but the resemblance is uncanny

How do you order something like this?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

my thoughts and prayers are with you. lol

You woke me for that?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

As bad as the time I tried to fly United and the flight attendant broke us apart.

Tricks and treats

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

and if you go with your priest, you can have sex too.

Pray with me

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

got my goat with that one

Can't win....

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Totally unfair to satan.

Teacher comparison

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Your vision has matured

She forgot to remove her panties

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Splinters? ouch.

No need to yell ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

next time remember to bring your own.

What kind of chicken?

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I used to buy a product called dried tree fungus, I used it in soups and other dishes but once my ex saw the bag, she wouldn't eat it anymore.

I've been there ?

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

cookie?

Get the app!?!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Darwin principle,once removed.

It's the same as looking for my glasses that are sitting on top of my head.

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Senior moment? much?

Get out the vote!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I voted, has anyone else? Has everyone else? Giving rides to the polls this week.

How does a person know what to charge for something they have created?

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Speaking as accountant, first you need to cover the costs of your materials. If you can't sell it for more than that, quit and make something that you can sell for more than the cost of materials. Now you need to look for covering the cost of your labor. Figure out how long it took you to make the item, the difference between the cost of materials and what you can sell it for is what you are making per hour on just that job. when you first start out and before you have a large customer base you amount per hour will be crap. As your customer base increases in size, your prices should go up and your labor renumeration will go up with it. Main rule, sell for what the market will bear, not for what you think it is worth. The larger your market appeal, the more you can ask for a particular item.

I don't know why!?! Only gonna cover it in BBQ sauce anyway!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

What's so bad, the pressure will get all the shit off of it.

Not new, but, still funny! & apropos!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

beam me up Scottie

Ordered mine already...

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I'll take two.

One word comes to mind...

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Bitch didn't listen to herself,

Let's do this

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

where are my drugs?

Is that fur real....

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

not in this lifetime.

I have no caption to offer on this gem

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

the amount of money you save will be astronomical. lol

Ancient astronauts???

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

You get the cone shape when you pour sand over itself, broad base, tiny top, duh. Build with rocks the same way except straight instead of curved.

I found this on Facebook and it made me laugh.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

All of trump's supporters may not be racists, but they sure as hell support racist policies and a racist.

Canada RN....

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Minute man missiles also blow a smoke ring on launch.

Cross merchandising

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

how you gonna eat with your hands tied up?

Never sexually abused anyone

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

give him a minute.

Feel the power of the dark side.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

The farce is strong with this one.

Little bastard

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

mercy killing

Creepy in a Jeep

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

beef on a queef?

Tiny bubbles

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

my response in a meme

You hear what you want to hear.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

i laughed a little too hard

Looking for shared hobbies, maybe not these hobbies.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

nice kitty

Just then the conversation gets interesting

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

At least she remembered to take her panties down first.

i wish... whoosh...

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

If you had to read the sign to know that, go ahead and sit for the lobodomy

love this guy

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

not by the river, it floods.

Yikes! Walgreens is having a sale!

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

drugs won't do you any good if you look like that.

Who could resist?

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

hell to the no.

Good Friday morning everybody ?

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Sucking down my first pot before I launch.

Can't do normal (whatever that is).

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

normal is way overrated.

I'm scared....

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

only when you get a little bigger

It’s a large venue

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

what an asshole!

Hound Dog Man.

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

good puppy

This is so true ??

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

guilty, I'll die before any of the artists that hang in my house. (except for the one in the bedroom, but we won't talk about that)

Effed Down South (and not in a fun way)

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Fuck em

Daddy-Remember Mama and Babies?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I liked the sugar babies, the daddies were too stiff and sticky.

Friendly tribe.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Cheap hemorrhoid removal .

Religion isn't an authority on who to love

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

or how to love.

When I was in college many decades ago, we had old fashioned "chat rooms" where strangers could have...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

we'd sit around the commons and pitch philosophy with no real meanings or endings

I have thanked them for the "scrolls" in the past ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Now it comes out that not only are they killing trees, but the thermal coating on the receipt may be a carcinogen

Group therapy works

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

They said be honest, so i was.

Harvey Weinstein and the couch of casting!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

not sure how to react.

Who else does this?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Don't you know less sounds makes you see better?

Overcome, and adapt!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I often said that newton might have explained gravity, but women knew about it centuries earlier, now it looks like some men too.

Republican Fascists and trump want us to sit home too be too confused to believe anyone but them, ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Do not let up, do not get complacent. VOTE

Don't forget..

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

He only gave up a short weekend

Trump needs to go.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

People have already been killed, just no one on the right. You know they are good people that just happen to murder peaceful protesters.

This is no joke..

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

This was a dark day, but they failed this time.

How far, realistically, would you go for a relationship?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

At this point in life, I would go as far as I had to to if I thought it would work.

He sure as hell isn't going to school.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Based on the parallel tracks, he's waiting for something and trying to stay warm

Better get out the miracle grow

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

bad news, this is going to hurt.

A few more on blasphemy...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Freedom from religion.

Well, that & common sense!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

and common sense.

Sometimes I really do like Ike!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

let us stop making war, there are much better uses of our money and our young.

Psss.... hey you

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Par tay

It’s hard to be a dog

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Protecting you from the mailman,

How many used to have one in there home? My parents had one in their bedroom. ??

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

next to the bed, so I could turn the volume down and listen to the top 40 count down on Sunday night.

You look vaguely familiar.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

oops!

Saying Hello

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

good morning. Now get the fuck to work.

3 Men and a Slut

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

obedience training,

Hocus Pocus My Fave

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Just made chilli.

How a Bill Becomes Law

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

New Rethuglican short cut

We call the bong EL GORDO!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Now that's some pumpkin spice I can get behind

What position is this?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Need a car for a back seat,

Look, I think its frickin funny

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Certain things are best when eaten alive, dates for instance.

The real reason they had to die

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

How can he tell it's brown, there's a dino between them.