Remember using these?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Still have them

Hahahahahahah!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

This years Darwin award contestant.

Look closely, it's a fucking cell phone! WTF?!?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Next year's darwin award contestant,

LOL Thought this was funny!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

The one on the right.

One or the other...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

yes

If you look close you can see the elk came to visit me today.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I absolutely love the way your house backs up to the open country.

Potential Scammer: [agnostic.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

It's always a relief when you click on the link and no one is there, scammer averted

Looks like someone bit off more than they can chew with those tesla payments...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

talk about an idea that short circuited.

Road Rage?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

go for it, after all, you can use the hosp as vacation.

Hello all! New to the community, so thought I would say hi.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Welcome from Texas, come on in, the water is fine,

Yeah, well, same to you!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

That can be a pain in the ass if you're not careful.

2 Terms Served in Prisons

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

the sooner the better

Interviews in progress....

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

All over qualified for this circus.

Probably not a good idea to tell Santa to eat shit!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

You can tell your imaginary friend anything you want.

My sentiments exactly

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

After my divorce, my son and I put up decorations the first year, since then, not worth the extra effort. We exchange some gifts, but they are more a reason to get together than anything else. He is an atheist, his gf is a semi non practicing Buddhist, I'm an agnostic, and my ex has become a UU.

Fox news gets it right!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

This one is so stolen right now.

Help find this missing dog!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Well, did you find your dog?

Getting carried away ?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

No christmas in the bathroom!

Funny little elves ?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

When my son was growing up, we had a ring around the tree at his eye level that migrated each year as he grew. The cat kept the lower branches cleared fairly easily. He always wanted to decorate the tree, and I had no problem with that.

And my kid didn't believe in Santa.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

If you're going to be up all night, so that someone else can get the credit, at least get the food you like.

Kid accidentally brings blow-up sex doll to school nativity [yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

No animals were harmed in this play. lol Scotland, where all the men are men and the sheep are nervous!

2 more weeks until Fucking Xmas! I just can't wait so that all this shit will be over for another ...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

If you can't be nice and caring 12 months of the year, Christmas is just a meaningless exercise in hypocrisy. @pralina1 shows more of the christ like attributes than most christians, and she is a devout atheist. The war on Christmas is over, and walmart and commercialism won. I do shop during the season, but only for the good deals, I give baked goods and candy, because the weather is such that I am trapped inside.

tummy tuck update- I'm doing well.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

you get better, and take care of yourself, and don't over do it.

So many possibilities!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

We are stardust, we are golden We are billion year old carbon And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

:o No! Really, I've been good.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Not quite what she expected.

Good morning all.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

What is that white stuff?

Today is the day of my tummy tuck.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

speedy recovery

Nailed it!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Nailed it. Loved Batman.

He had enough

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

He ate cabbage with boiled eggs last night

So proud of the girls!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Job descriptions

In my best George Takei voice, “Oh myyyyy!” Like those sweat pants aren’t crusty enough.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I got all excited, then I saw it was Ben & Jerry's

Did you Boomers watch Rocky & Bullwinkle? I sure did! [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

every Saturday

Sexually Identify

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Better than a friend of mine, his ex believed that foreplay was 20 minutes of begging

They are usually so cute

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

like a wet cat

Well ain't this a bitch!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

The staff got together and voted him a DNR with a small flesh wound.

A plea for stopping the madness

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

and the morning after pill, just in case.

Whoa!! Look out!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

never smelled a hippo neck, never wanted to smell a hippo neck, so I'll pass.

Sounds like a book

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

break and run, she'll never catch you

Warning labels...go figure

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That's not what your sister said.

Instagram anyone?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

got a frog in your throat, wait that was Miss Piggy.

Not a funny... events for the month

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

thanks

Can compost get too old?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I have had the same compost heap for the last 15 years, you just keep adding to it, I recycle my old soil from my pots. That allows you to mix old and new together. Just keep adding more organic matter, the different levels of decomposition release nutrients in a slow release format.

The Turtles. Happy Together. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

loved the turtles, I think the first time I remember them was on of the beach movies.

Invitation.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Be there.

Holding out on me

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I always find things I didn't come for and probably don't need

Maybe to cheesy

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

groan

Challenge accepted

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

You succeeded!!!

Now who's the snowflake?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Butt hurt much?

Not even any lube.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Never thought of it that way. lol

If u only had a brain [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Can't happen soon enough

Yeooowza! Oh .. maybe not.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I thought you had sent the wrong pic too.

Michael Cohen's Diary

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

First saw the thumbnail and thought, what is Fonzie doing on the Trumpy page. Hey.

Party Pooper

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Born on the alter of anti-slavery, destroying itself on the alter of greed, todays republican party.

Don't be so catty, Brenda

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

The eyes have it.

Wait a Minute......

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

too late

Stoned to Death

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Maybe that is what they meant.

Goth vs. Hippie

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Hippie chicks are sexy.

My First Phone

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

guess who the favorite child is. lol

Not funny!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I don't think he is smart enough to see the relationship.

A friend asked this question: Does anyone happen to know if former presidents are entitled to ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That is a question I hope we have to answer soon.

My sheets laundered and folded. Flat and fitted. And somehow... I still love myself! Lol

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Young lady, you have struck a nerve with this one. Well played.

Baby, Just GO Outside Because the original is soooooo controversial. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Maybe that will satisfy everyone. lol

Ok.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Hope your move goes well, I personally would rather take a beating than move.

Holiday swap ?????

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

What time do we start?

The South be like....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Not bad advice.

That explains the pain in my bum....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

at least she wasn't chewing on it

All Hail Tammuz!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

They forgot Mammon.

Haven't seen a possum meme in awhile

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

playing with your possum again?

John's post reminded me that I forgot to post my photos of Mount Hood in Oregon from my trip last ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

love that area.

I can't remember the name of this Mountain.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

that is definitely Mt. Hood.

Ouch.. Just saying

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

smash and grab?

Tonight, my greyhound chewed up one of my gloves.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

not even a question, read the message.

Mondays.....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

FUCK Mondays

Don't Honk....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Chicken, yeah, me too.

Correlation does not equal causation ... but what if ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

but ALIENS?

Wouldn't want it any other way.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Yeees.

My bologna has a first name..

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

going fishing?

Bumble is ready rumble.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That's not a bidet I want to use.

What I care about

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Don't you hate when you're sure you can make it thru the yellow light, and the guy in front of you decides he can't.

Ouch.. Just saying

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

titties!!!!!!!

I'm sure they will

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

after the dentist tells them what it will cost

Wrong on so many levels!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

And guess who's NOT getting lucky tonight?

I suppose now that you see my sense of humor, I won’t be getting a date with you guys anytime ...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

A sick mind is a great comfort, I love your sense of humor.

You can tell you have been on the dating sites too long when:

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Got a wide angle lens?

If Coffee Can't Fix it, it's a serious problem. Have a good day everyone!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Try whiskey.

This time of year can be sad for mateless people.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I have several bowl watching parties, (both host and guest) I have 2 "adopted daughters" that come by and include me in some of their festivities, and I'll be damned if I let other peoples happiness make me sad.

So the Yorkies don't think too much of this fluffy white stuff.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I was going to make a comment about, the snow, the colors, the only thing left was hairy feet. lol

Stay far enough away...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That could kill an alter boy, or at least choke him up.

Truthfully mom

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

two groups of people you normally don't want to know about their sex lives, your parents and your children

Later that day, Sally taught herself how to ride her own bike.....

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That cracked me up

Oh nothin' just Lion around...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Not what you want to see when you are in your tree house.

Whew! I'm so relieved!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

mark me safe

That would be interesting to find out.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Where's the food dammit.

I guess heaven can wait...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

getting close

Let it snow!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

If we get snow, I'm going to try #1

Dammit Carl!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

He's getting a nose job.

Try icing it

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

ok very punny.

Next time you think you are having a bad day... remember this.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

if you check the ingredients, it is normally better for you that the human stuff.

Did they know what they were doing?

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

But apparently they are beautiful in Britain and memorable.

Found this interesting.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Kind of like pot now.