Someone has potty fingers

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Who did it, and where can I get one?

Ahhh the super cute chiropractor I went on a few sorta dates with is coming to my house to help my ...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

I love when religious people tell me that I'm missing the meaning of the holiday when they go out and purchase their offerings to mammon to celebrate the winter solstice and Saturnalia

Word to the wise - If you forget to unblock someone before sending them a PM ripping them a new one...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Damn, you're viscous, thanks for the update. Did you apologize to @bingst. lol

While not really a meme, most of the people that have been asking about this check this spot often.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

The very fact that it was presented to the grand Jury and they came back with the top charge chargable in this offense, show the transition back to a DAs office that seeks justice versus convictions.

Ladies, is this you?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

DC finally found a way to get women interested in comics.

No matter what I take a picture of and why.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Busy little bee. sexy is good.

What were they thinking?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Sex in a box

This made me laugh for some reason.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Try again, or first choice isn't going to happen.

Why is that?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

You can afford to eat at places that have waiters?

These new security protocols are a bitch!

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Still say if they forced us to fly nude, it would save a ton of time in security and reduce the need for inflight meals.

I like dogs, but I wouldn't wear that shirt.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

What is that thing about to get the hand?

? hahahahaha

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Don't you hate when you run over a speed bump in from of the playground, then remember that there are no speed bumps there.

Gay Nativity makes Conservative Xtians cry. [patheos.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

Poor pumpkins ???

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Doesn't anyone else cook them?

Dear Satan,

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

i just noticed one of my neighbors traded in their tiny ankle biters for two very large mastiffs, this brought that to mind.

Ladies, is this you?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

It is so refreshing to see honest women.

Grammar...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

While you can normally make out what is meant, why not take the time to make sure? (sic)

Happy Friday!

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Friday, payday AND the beginning of a weekend, I can't stand the good times.

Atheist Christmas in a Nutshell

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

That look says that this will not end well.

They always find out...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

If you don't like being watched, don't get a cat.

Not today buddy

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Disappointment, doggy style.

.... And he did

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

No wonder so many people want in.

Don't just lay there

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

move damn it, move.

He's baaaack!

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

I think the third coming started in 2015.

This is so me, who else can relate? ???

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Just made candy

Seasonal Greetings (of existential terror).

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

come snack time, he won't care anymore, someone else will.

Well, maybe that explains something after all.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Who said I wanted to defeat them?

As a child? I remember seeing 23 cents. But remember going up to 75cents. I was like wtf?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

18 cents during gas wars, but 22 for normal conditions. But you have to remember cigarette were 35 cents and a beer was 30 cents in a bar.

Lefty can't write.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Speak for yourself, I can fuck up with either hand and do just as poorly whether it's right or left.

Welcome to the 21st century

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Then they find out he used to be a priest and almost all the girls are underage.

Try washing dem nutz every day............

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

meanie greenie.

Wanna join my religion?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

All power to the bean.

I think I will too.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

But lil donnie, says that he is too smart to believe in climate change, even if he doesn't know the difference between climate and weather.

'Tis the season!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Just made about 4 lbs of chocolate fudge with some of the cocoa beans I brought back from Belize. Talk about dark chocolate and really good.

You hurt my feelers

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

If that's what they want to believe, doesn't hurt me, I'm still going to have fun.

I'm so worried

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Never underestimate your opponents

That's the scent I'm looking for!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Essence of Frat party?

Soon, I promise.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'm just going to give you one more deadline.

Guess I won, then.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Either that or the illogical pattern has you so worn out that you can never get your facts without having to go into such detail as it will take forever.

Cracked me up!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

No, just no.

Now if I can just find someone who will serve me beers!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

What ever you do, don't take that to a bar, not only will you get lousy service, you'll be lucky if they don't throw you out.

While shopping for stress balls for my classroom on Amazon I found these fellas.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Would have been perfect for Jr. Hi boys, but the stress level would have gone off the scale. lol

From another dating site...so very Christian

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

So I would say this is NOT a match, with anything human.

Let's .. mine is Kill the Anal Beast. lmao.. what is yours

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Darkest Gooch Demon lol

There is hope!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Jack Daniels if you please, puts her on her knees, That's all i remember and not sure if I remembered it right, but it sounds right.

Hate that when that happens.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

where are we going, and who's coming back?

There has got to be a few of us metal heads on this site that knows the feeling.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'll pass

Sour pecker Mr. Piper.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

That'll sour him on sex.

When they forgot the poop shoot

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

No flap?

Why cats drink....

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Seems like as good a reason as any

You might need this explanation of a logical fallacy out there in the FB world - it pairs really ...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Consider the second one stolen

Lil pun.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Groan

Kitkat's story.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

The best cats are the ones that adopt you.

Anyone need to escape from their life for 22 days and house-sit/baby-sit my Rattie Roommate?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

He's really a great rat, but my schedule both medical and travel just won't allow it.

I finally came out to my parents when they saw my tinder has both men and women on it.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'm sure that your parents already knew, or at least suspected. You are dealing with their initial disappointment. If your mom ans dad dealt with your atheism, they will deal with this too, hopefully. Give them some time to resolve their own insecurities and when they are ready, answer their questions without being defensive. Don't volunteer too much, parents normally want to know as little as possible about their children's sex lives.

How old were you when you got your first job? ? A. for me ?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Way under 18, had a paper route when I was 11. Plus I had been working in our hardware store since i was 8.

Had a better sense of Clean freshness too. Ohh and no need to share. From fb lol

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I remember building a clothes line.

Does anyone remember doing this?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works. (hope you got the reference)

Do you know how to program this?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I am old, and get off my lawn!

Score!!! Look at that smile..

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

She's in Love, lust, heat?

It was bound to happen eventually, the wind whisperer told me so.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Welcome to west Texas

There's one in every workplace...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Hook him up directly in front of the sleigh in case there are any quick stops, no one will be able to tell

Well, the new signal gets his attention, but...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Bad Man.

We are bringing new job opportunities...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

got to find shade where you can

A burn on the way out...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Why do you have to hurt him like that?

I'm just the messenger, ladies...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

A woman's 5 minutes and I'll be ready are the same as the guy's I'll be home in 5 minutes.

Getting back at Rudy for his puns...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Pay it forward.

Just the way it is.. no excuses.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

There are a butt load of people here that this applies to, thankfully.

Tee hee ?

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

bad, we really do need the groan emoji

A New twist on the Christmas Story:

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I think he was starting to wise up.

One of those super horn nights, when people from this group keep popping up on your feed/following ...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I'm just going to leave that and go meditate in the hot tub. nude. while...

I don’t partake, but this is funny:

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

that's as funny as the cops that claimed the mice ate half a ton of pot that was missing from the evidence locker.

Lots of mythology, no real science...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

For me, I don't believe in any god, so that would make me and a bunch of others around here different.

There's nothing more scarier

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Only thing better, virgins on steroids, they pop a nut just firing their gun.

Teargas those fuckers!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Better than the mirror.

Hahaha John your weed is in the John

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Ruthless!! if her notes true, serves him right.

Hurry up Karen!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Either that or gtfo

We need Trump to go to jail

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

We got a bunch more to send.

Whichever one is the heaviest sentence

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

yes!

That's good advice.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

One for the priests?

Sorry about that.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Well answer your mail directly then.

Best one I have seen yet.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

So many different ways to show this one, but it never gets old.

As luck would have it, they all loved fish. Swimming was a problem though!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

No wonder he can't swim, his wings are deformed,

@Admin The pic isn't showing up in the mini-profile (hovering).

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I noticed that this morning and thought it was just me .

Yippie Kai Yay!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

We have way too much sharing of memes already, lol

Do you consider yourself to be weird? I am, but don't care.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I don't consider myself weird, but all you other mother fuckers, that's a different story lol.

My gamer kitten

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Mine, and you can't play with it.

He's not wrong. Kinda.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Learn to cheat better.

Maybe they'll take it easy on my guitar now.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

might at least make them pay attention.

Gotta be careful with your pick-up lines...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Don't you hate people that know their religion?

American Dad on deadbeat dad...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Worked too, according to legend.

The pre-quel...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Good catch.

But, it says so right here!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

My spidey sense is tingling.

They got the best words...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

The evangelicals are actually truth telling, they no more support their god than spit.

Spam, spam, spam,...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

JW's don.t celebrate Halloween, I guess they don't like random strangers knocking on their doors.

Spam, spam, spam,...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I used to try and engage them and try to convert them in a turn about is fair play, but then I realized it was like trying to teach a pig to sing, not only was it a waste of time,it irritated the pig.

Thomas isn't really all that magical.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

closer to my skill level.

That would work great in a horror movie.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

2 steps above my skill level.

Don't tease the cops

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Never understood, a "light " pilsner.

Oh hell no!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

depends on how it's cooked.