Ok folks, I am speechless LMFAO. He's got... personality.. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

in what universe is green a good color for a pecker?

I remember putting these on my kids shoes, how about you?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I used a similar bell on my track shoes, drove the competition crazy.

Finally a good use for face swap (stolen from @glennlab)

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

You sneaky little, well played.

Don't make me call in sick!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I bet it sucked when that happened.

Not incapable of compassion

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I don't need your god to have love for others.

Lol... I think of my son when I see this.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

and you know that's true.

Miley Cyrus: Sean Lennon and Mark Ronson [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

She does have some pipes. On a lighter side I don't think I ever hope for a costume failure so much.

True! What's wrong with people!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I take a vodka, size 1.75.

Need a hug? PM me.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I give hugs and chocolate.

Deception at it's best

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lady's remember chocolate melts at body temperature.

I like apple pie

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

They look like floor draggers

I really was

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Sure you were, that's the story.

Great menu for kids....

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

And for my date's not hungry, an extra order of fries and three onion rings.

Still more credible than fox.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Seems fair.

Slow down, dude

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lotion, for gawd's sake, use lotion.

Something wrong with this scale

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

5 is the only safe number, so lousy scale.

So that's why they're there!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

So they can get to the atm.

Married life.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Or having to treat her hemorrhoids since she is too queasy to do it.

Hmm...wonder if he got fired.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just as many streaming away, must not be THAT good.

This God has a sense of humor! ?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just a simple question, Aren't good and obedient opposing characteristics?

Uh oh. He's got me paying attention to a damned football game. I think I'm in trouble here.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Get some popcorn, nachoes and chill.

Self portrait, Wildilfe Sanctuary,ok, really,just ducks and geese, Lake Michigan looking towards ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

A ritual for me before I go out, put all the batteries (8) on the charger, they will lose charge just sitting in the feraday bags (spoken for experience)

I'm pretty sure this is taken out of context.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

The trump headline is misleading, in that it speaks only of cude oil and not finished product, we became a net exporter of refined petrochemicals years ago.

I'm pretty sure this is taken out of context.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

simple answer greed, complex answer requires way too much space and time, but we export mainly sour crude and import light crude, two different refining processes.

Well.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I have so many that the cats got bored with them, until the next day.

Good afternoon you godless heathens!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

it took me a second lol

Let's make it interesting this holiday season. What is/are your fantasies?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

beach front home in the tropic to spend the winters

I like coffee ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Beside that, if you make a bad pot of coffee, you can throw it out.

And in the latest news...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Song is getting way more attention than it deserves.

Coronary Nurses - gotta love em' - Oh and Christmas

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

shockable?

I'm in line...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

that one has a big butt.

This God has a sense of humor! ?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

more proof that there is no god.

Well here's some soiled, er... I mean solid evidence.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

2016 nothing

Family.....

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Child has exceeded all the parents accomplishments.

Kids! Whatcha gonna do?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

no matter the species, even the made up ones teens have attitude.

The Tree - and the Cat

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

You know it too. Low branches, easy access, and shiny, dangly things on every level. Cat heaven.

You'll be singing!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Oh god, WTF? Why? you'll suffer for that one, hopefully!

I guess that would work.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Like that is not going to be embarrassing.

Um, sir, that's not really necessary.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Sir you are either hiding something or are about to be violated for no good reason.

Oh, yummy!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

the moths are back!!!!

When Santa goes back to Florida

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I don't care what I have to see if it is warm in December!

Unlike the blow up one that pops out..

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Now you're talking, but I didn't get you anything.

As he sits there thinking to himself... next time, no socks and shorts.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

none for me thanks!

It was a cool 2 degrees today.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

My family stayed in the area back in the 1600s, before the Brits made it uncomfortable enough that they immigrated to La. 2 of the brothers worked on the canals in NS.

Who wants to meet a nice lady

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

acres and acres of whatever you want.

Here's something to ponder

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Why is the world champion of American football always from the US? Arrogance!

The guys always get left out

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

They're afraid it might spit at them!

Shine a little dick light on the subject

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

your eyes are bigger than your...

These kids are going to need a LOT of therapy after this lovely family photo.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

You've got a lot of naked Christmas pics, good girl.

Santa has a secret and it starts with Victoria.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Talk about childhood trauma

Santa baby, the porn star husband.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Does the pained smile mean she getting her Xmas present as soon as the pic session is over?

Hows how religion is copied !

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Most religions have demigods, half god/ half man, you don't have to make up stuff to make them more ridiculous

Feed your local ED people next week guys , or even better , on New Year's Eve ?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Fantastic idea

Trust in the Lord.... [m.facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

passed their intelligence test. lol

These are NOT normal father/daughter photos. These creep me out and speak volumes

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

And now you know why the evangelicals love him.

Bah, Humbug ?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Now you know hwy grumpy cat is grumpy, people keep trying to dress him up!

It's an effing bummer that I can't use the effing F-word in the title.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

know the feeling, all too well

Artificial snow from the 1950s. I never seen this before. ?

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I remember we had something similar for our store for window displays. Every time I would pick up a package of it my grandmother would have a heart attack afraid I would spill it and the dust would get on all the stock in the store. I had to dust it, so I was very careful.

Go ahead, try and sleep now

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

He won't make it up the stairs, too wet.

How many of us remember this interesting TV show?

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I think I watched it a few times, but it wasn't very interesting for a kid.

We've lost another: [abcnews.go.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I always liked her in her movies.

Watch television responsibility

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Is it the Truth, or did you hear it on Fox News?

Go for the points or the trip...

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

it's whats for dinner.

"& he also stood to close to a crystal!"

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

@pralina1 does that ring a bell for you

Funny how that works...

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

those were sacrifices, just like the early religions, except instead of killing you, they make you wish you were dead.

Many atheists know it better (self-defense!)

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Some can read, but their attention span is short, 1 maybe two verses of a 30000 verse poem at a time.

Can you hear me now???

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Just don't be born outside the coverage area. lol

I've just been to the movies to see Aquaman.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

turned?

How many of us had the 1970 Betty Crocker recipe system?

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

My go to since 1977 has been "The Joy of Cooking"

Tornadoes Don't Form Like Meteorologists Thought They Did [livescience.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I have seen maybe a dozen tornadoes form (it happens when you are in a very flat open area of the world that is prone to very strong storms. All have formed as funnel clouds with some even retreating several times before decending. The article's headline writer would do better at the National Enquirer than a science mag. 67 % formed top down in a previous study, the only information about that study was that it used slower equipment, not numbers or relevant data. The data in this study is only 4, all in the relatively same area. the only thing that this study shows us is that if you deploy your radar on a hill you can get a better picture of near ground level activity. So much more work needs to be done on this before it is really ready for a peer reviewed publication.

Why are only Men accused of this?

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

when the panties are crotchless, if you didn't buy them that way, it's time to toss them, on the floor by my bed as you crawl in.

Summoning satan on a budget

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

careful or you set the board on fire. or worse the pointer.

Too true in this case!

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

But he swears he was fixed. lol

Perfect!!

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

This one was stolen and sent to my FB page, thanks.

So.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I caught some of the conversation, and got ready to jump to her defense when I saw the outpouring of support, I figured one more voice would not make much difference to him.

Handle with care. LOL

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

at least they are honest. I personally subscribe to the toilet bowl cleaner system, two difficult tasks at the same time.

Kitty and Her Rocking Horse

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

why are you just standing there taking a picture, you know what she wants?

Gorgeous Cat

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

not the cat to run into on a hike.

Remember the time the guy on the left went on stage saying "the president should be killed" whil he ...

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

How does a guy with one top 50 song and 6 other top 100 claim not to be a 1 hit wonder? He shits his pants for a month to prove what a coward he is, then in typical bully fashion once the danger of retaliation is past he threatens people with a gun.

Trump Tower

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

actual picture of russian agents leaving the meeting. lol

Lower your standards.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Vodka goggles,helping get ugly people laid since the 1600s

Donald the Grinch

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

showing he doesn't need a big prick to be a big prick.

GM Disassembly Line

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

like people didn't see it coming.

I know I know...we are not satanists but it's still fun

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I prefer Satin, she's the slick one.

It's good to enjoy your own company

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

It's ok to talk to yourself, it's ok to answer yourself, it's even ok to argue with yourself, but when you argue with yourself and lose, get help.

What's everyone's favorite brand of coffee.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I used to have to wait until I was in the Houston area or La. before I could get community Dark Roast, now one of the local Sam's carries it. one of my favorites along with Cafe Bustelo. I like to mix them 2:1.

Continuous rain, temps in the mid 40s, windy.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I've never tried to grow cannas from seed before, always the tubers. Keep us posted as they progress.

My go to holiday greeting for these asshats...

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

5 shopping days until we burn the tree at sundown to herald the return of the sun.

That would do it!

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

and....here she comes.

Sweet Nightmares

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I think he may be sneaking under the covers.

Science Cancelled

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Not in this house.

Medicinal Purposes Only?

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

In Las Vegas New Mexico this is about as low as I have seen gas in some time.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

$1.85 earlier today at Costco. You out at the VA? Have you had a chance to check out the hot springs there yet?

Challenge of the day (I'm bored lol) : What is the the number one thing you dislike most about ...

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

that he's still free.

Rolling Stones 2019

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

celebrating the 50th anniversary of the first farewell tour

Calif Should Hire Immigrants to Rake?

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

H1B visa as state workers?

Well, that's different.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

reminds me of the vibrator ads, where they show the girl massaging her face

Um, I'm not climbing into that hole.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I think she may be a little loose.

Something to aspire to...

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

not sure whether I laughed at this or DJT being quoted on TV, "Obama had a big one, a really big one"

In an office: Toilet out of order…please use floor below.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

How much for the wife? I have an old bicycle I can trade for her.