Men will be men, even little men :-)

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

When they are still nursing, even men need to wear a shirt if they are hungry. Bruised nipples are a real thing.

I'm almost certain there's an ordinance against this....

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

They have everything at whole foods, apparently.

You have to agree that it is a catchy headline. [thescinewsreporter.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

This story even avoids the previous one that said Uranus was expelling gas daily through an opening in it's upper atmosphere that opens and closes.

Sibling present wrapping.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

My sister wouldn't talk to me for 10 years if I did that, so it's an idea worth exploring.

Sound like anyone you know? [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Don't know which one is worse, the bird or the drunk.

I'm shopping for an ice cream maker, I got to the customer questions & answers and I couldn't stop ...

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I prefer to bathe it in the light of the full moon, then douse it with the blood of a virgin. while repeating the lords prayer in reverse.

Cougar sightings.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

lol

Happy thanksgiving [newsthump.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

same here

my Ratato had a tumor removed from each side.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I wish him a speedy recovery.

Time for dessert!

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Be there in 10

Ride him Santa!

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

reverse cowsanta.

He does it on his own just fine

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

No need to disguise it he is a fool.

Squint your eyes.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

that wasn't nice. Consider it stolen

Anybody cooking tonight?

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Doing the turkey and gravy tonight, made shrimp and shrimp cocktail. going to do the sweet potatoes tomorrow then go over to my ex's house for dinner with my son and his girlfriend.

Killjoys!

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Let's bring the XXX back to Xmas.

This Explains So Much

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Let's get instant replay for wrestling , if any sport needs it's officials second guessed it's them.

Thanksgiving memories.

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That's funny.

From @sassygirl3869 in the singles group:

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I don't get angry anymore, revenge is so much more refreshing.

Birdhouse...

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

cathouse!! but no red light.

As troops return home from the border, let's not forget Bowling Green.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

It's bad that so many things have happened in the last 2 fucking years that we have almost become numb to the lies.

Bulletproof Irishman.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

OK,lol

The Nun...pencil

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Sister Mary Margaret, the bitch from hell.

This is probably one you've seen before but it's still damn funny.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I bet the light is really sensitive.

This is probably one you've seen before but it's still damn funny.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Still funny.

I'm not buying it!

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

his eyes are bigger than his belly

How I met my ex-wife.....

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Welcome to Medieval Times

You can't tell a book by it;s cover.....

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

rub a dub, I'm all lotioned up and don't want it to dry out.

No seriously, would you?

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Naw, ain't got to go yet.

The right tool for the job.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Don't know where it's been, and the places I do know about are auto reject material.

American Bandstand ??

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Saturday after cartoons? yeah.

Because cats can get away with this.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Too many pieces left on the table to not be posed.

Catnip Growing Organization

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Cats may not steal your dope, but they have their own.

Do you see what I see?

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

duh, anyone with a cat knows.

Tom and Jerry -Enough is Enough?

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

And there is that tail, just waiting for two slices of bread, then a chomp.

It's a mystery

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Did you see the one where the woman "lost" her phone after inserting it in her vagina. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/, I know it's not true but it is still worth a laugh.

Glad it's not just me!

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Experience is what you get from mistakes, mistakes are what happens when you do something wrong, normally from lack of experience

My dad chiming in on a conversation about guitar amps. Lol!

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

But it fits so well.

Look who is here for a visit to St Louis! We met up in St Louis and went to see the famous arch.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

It was really great and thank you for being my tour guide.

I doubt it

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Cheap, but tastes good.

I rest my case

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

And if evolution were true, why did the Flinstones ride dinosaurs.

Fine then.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

But they thought they could fly. and the wind in their face always make them happy

And cheaper

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

A lot cheaper, 2 drinks cost more than 1 bottle.

Well not so much anymore

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Nailed me.

Ha ha ha ha ha

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

He's really stuck up.

Don't say it...

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Got to push the clutch in to disengage the brain.

Smart dog!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Mine used to do that all the time, especially after a night out chasing the bitches

That's a good idea

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Except for the part about EVERYONE paying in, we already have that system in place, with a little luck and a new administration we may be able to fix both the everyone paying in and no one being left out.

Donald's anthem

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Gotta call it how you see it. All hail to the Chef, his goose is cooked.

Smith! (stolen from sillybunt.com)

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Good work.

He is consistent

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I wish he would take a vacation at Club Fed.

Truly lodged....Ouch!

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

that smarts

Interesting theory...

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

And never get caught working too hard, they'll expect it from now on,

get out the rake

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2018:

how on point

This post has ADD. Enjoy!

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2018:

consider half of them stolen

That would not be phunny.

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2018:

We could really use a groan emogi

Remarkable carving.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Very good.

Previous post on KMart, Who remembers Kresge's and their lunch counters?

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

lived through the phase out period when drug stores did away with their soda fountains and department stores did away with their lunch counters, I didn't realize it at the time that it was to avoid desegregation and conflict.

Margaret and Hairballs?

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

You go Margaret.

I have changed T T's name to Kitty...Don't ask

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I can't say anything, Ive renamed the cats as follows, mama, tiger, kitty, kitty and cat. oh and fluffy cat.

Real reason....

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

And people wonder why I don't have an inside cat anymore.

How often do you take yourself out for dinner or a movie?

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

No movies. It has to be really good for me to just sit for an hour or more. Dinner on the other hand, I didn't get this figure from depriving myself.

People tell me that I have a negative attitude.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Are you positive?

Oh, fuck!...

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

you might need this

That's my story...

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

And I'm sticking to it

Speaking of dogs...

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Truly, resting bitch face!

Dog shaming

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

That'll teach the bitch to leave you alone in the car.

Good morning from Springfield Missouri! Here's a couple of positive memes to jump start your day.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Good Morning from Dallas, TX, and i love the clock.

Good news - Bad news

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

How did the Greedy old Party manage to elect one woman?

If y'all remember this... your ancient! I do.. lol

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Hell, I remember when the service station attendant had to figure your bill on a piece of paper and they still had glass fill pumps. (granted I grew up in a remote area of SW La.).

What happens when you piss off Rudolph

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

They won't go to waste, it looks like some one is gutting Blitzen.

Some favorites...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

The light doesn't come on no matter how hard you shake, then you have to dig.

I’m fresh out.

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Just a little munchies, thank god he wasn't a lab, the fridge and pantry would be gone.

One thing, yeah, one thing, looks like another...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You're trying to make me think and all I want to do is veg,

Love this one.

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Got that down pat.

A good one from Douglas, GA. Me and my license plate series. ?

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Go Devil, God Evil, sports fan or anti religious take your pick.

Tacos are good too

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

nope

Out of all the variations, this one is probably the funniest!

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

way to classy a crowd.

He's even funny in print...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

good circular logic

You need to choose wisely

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

great ad for condoms.

So they say...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Oh yes it is, even worse.

She's ready for battle

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You captured my grandmother perfectly.

Because I'm mine, I walk the line...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Say What????

That good huh

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You sure know how to hurt a guy.

Turkey Jesus? Bitch is crazy

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Yummy

This boy is a mess ?

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Just need to wrap him and put him under the tree.

I'm sure you'll know what this is. Do you miss these times? I do. Fun times!

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Yeah, I'm old, so what. Used to love going in high school.

I don’t play those games anymore...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Good call!

Hahaha ???

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Flock won't be able to afford it if they tithed like he told them to.

Yale study finds there are 29.

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

The only lace reporting this study is the ultra right wing Washington Examiner. To state that 1 in 10 Americans is an undocumented person is ludicrus.

Court house across from me last night. Snow just starting!

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

looks cold

I needed a laugh today so thought I'd share..??

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

better living through chemistry

Hey, im new here and just thought that i would post.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

welcome, jump in and search about.

I could have taken this photo - more than once. Just Sayin'.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

You know they think that way.

Wash my clothes out in the bathtub on a wash board.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

act as the TV remote control and antenna adjuster.

Yes today this is considered nasty as hell. But anybody remember this sitting on the front stove ?

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

One of my favorites, still use it in cajun cooking, nothing else gives the same flavor.

Where's Waldo

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

new game one friend wears a red striped shirt to a crowded event, give them a 30 minute head start, then head to the bar until they find you.

Hehehehehe

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Still want to know who cleaned up the bottom of the boat.

How are you going to spend Thanksgiving?

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

With my travel schedule and my son's work and life schedule, we get together a few times a year, Father's day, my birthday, his birthday and Thanksgiving.

You know.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I have a cousin that broke me of checking anything on my phone in public, his messages were super XXX. Not safe for work or anywhere else.

My son just texted me this picture. I love it, thought you might, too:)

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

which is which?