“Your” in trouble now.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

better looking than most grammar police I have run into.

It was kind of one of our overlords to sit with its human.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

didn't need the hamster anyhow.

We don't change our clocks here, but I thought I'd try to help those that do.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I have a mix of magical, manual, and oh hell no clocks just have to remember which clock i am looking at.

Wrong kitty

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

too funny

I grabbed that ballot by the p.. As in "paper..."

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

so stealing this

7.7 billion people in the world...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I don't look at it as lowering the standards so much as enlarging the eligibles pool.

Doesn’t happen often, but I got a pretty good picture of my Lucy this afternoon ❤️

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

good looking

A big reason why I don't like to fly. Do you like flying?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I prefer to drive, but weather and water mean that sometimes I have to.

Skeeter is contemplating media hype.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Hello Kitty

I got mine! Did you get yours?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Had to send mine back to the previous owner, down to 4 regulars now.

I'd rather burn the candle at both ends!

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

If I'd known I was going to have this body this long, I would have taken better care of it. Nah.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

love it.

Pilot for the win.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Damn, he's GOOD.

The big "T"...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Let's schedule a cross burning

Well, tomorrow is the day, whoop-tee-fuckin'-doo...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

getting older beats the alternative.

Watch what you wish for...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

don't ask a question you're not prepared to hear the answer to.

Just because you're paranoid...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

no they get a plastic hat, reversed. lol

This is so me

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

so relatable

My wife hates to get embarrassed.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

She may not have been, but after the trial she may be going.

Word of the day

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Then whatchew doin in it?

They'll have to find somebody else.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

why not?

Trump lovers unite

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

That is a terrible use of photoshop

Important atheist question: When you die, would you let them bury your body or cremate it.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I really don't care, I'll be dead. I've left instructions to donate my body to science or whatever they wish to do with it

Steve Bannon warns that women are going to 'take charge of society'

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Bannon probably fears the #metoo movement for financial as well as political reasons, those pesky lawsuits can cost a fortune. He also needs to check his history better, the bible thumpers will have his head if he admits the earth is more than 6000 years old. lol

I need to stop. Need to just stop. Stop right now! Help?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I can send a couple of bags of a different kind, if that helps

What happens when you cut down to many trees.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Joke in West Texas is we don't have many trees, but we have the fastest dogs you have ever seen.

Isn't the ignorance surrounding atheism astounding?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I was at a party last night, we got to talking and fully half of the people were either atheist or agnostic. Almost to a person they all stated they were very careful where they stated their beliefs, Dallas, TX has been called the buckle of the bible belt on more than one occasion for good reason. The largest Southern Baptist and United Methodist churches in the nation are here as well as the headquarters for TBN and several 10000 + member non denominational churches.

While I wait for my kitchen remodel to begin, the cats have discovered a new favorite spot.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Remodeling has always been an adventure for any cat I've served. Thanks to trees and fire I've had to replace several ceilings, floors and walls, and they always find a way into where they shouldn't be. In 32 years in this house at least 5 remodels and every time right before final sealing. had to spend sometime finding the cat(s) so they wouldn't get sealed in.

Hello all.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Welcome, be respectful, take part, share, join groups, follow a few people that you respect the opinion of and they will unknowingly lead you to a world of interest.

Anyone else notice an increase in ambush trolls?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

no

Going to Galveston for 3 days to meet up with some old buddies.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

knock em dead, and have a good time Aaron

I saw this on FB and had to share.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Fantastic.

When will the carnage stop?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

take away their toy, then take away their keys.

Yes, in a few days we are going to vote so....... What about a voting exam?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

This goes back to the Jim Crow literacy tests. It sound innocuous on the surface, but in practice is a means of voter suppression. Not only no, Hell no.

THIS MEANS WAAR...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

gotta call em like you see em.

When cooking with wine, food always tastes better, the more the better…

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Goose recipe, marinate the goose in whiskey for 3 hours adding 2 cups every 30 minutes. Remove from oven, throw away the goose and drink the gravy.

The difference ???

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Mine didn't come in until 50, but now I need a larger bra.

I am new to this site and wondering people's thoughts on the value of participating in this group?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Welcome, I have met several people on here, the ones I have met so far are like minded and welcoming. It is much more than a dating site, exchange information, ideas, humor, behaviors. All it requires on your part is an investment of time, effort and honesty. Jump in, the water is fine.

This is the real caravan threatening America.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

If he ever stops short, they will be brown faces.

What Can I Do Says This POS? They Deny It

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

The POS that doesn't believe US intel, but gushes over foreign despots.

Pet of Saudi Arabia

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I see him more of a gay cabana boy, giving BJs for the cash, dogs are much too loyal and cute.

Truth Matters Very Little to Republicans

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Needed this meme earlier in the election cycle, but it is one FB now, thanks.

Stupid is as stupid does...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

The stupid, it hurts.

The local chapter of Proud Boys are rallying at Tollefson Plaza in Tacoma WA today.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Talk about irony, but in all sincerity, be safe.

Question goes for men or women

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

age is not one of my criteria, I dated one almost 40 years younger and one at least 30 years older before.

Moose in Yellowstone, no seriously it was in Yellowstone, I was desperate for a moose shot so I ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

It took some doing, but we got 2 mother and calf in Yellowstone Sept 2017 and a bronze in Jackson

Sure, you want the right of way,its all yours!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

ever argue with a 2500 pound can of whoop ass.

Wow look at the ingredients on this cough syrup. ?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

better than pine tar elixir and codeine

Gah! Ear worms!

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

It took me a minute

Weekend Plans

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

and you can make the drinks the way you like them

This cartoon was so awesome. They don't make em like this anymore.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

had several pets named George because of this cartoon.

A friend posted this on her Facebook today.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Types like me.

This, this, this!

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Honesty is best tempered with a bit of mercy, at least that is what everyone has told me.

We all plan to vote or have voted already, we also happen to know at least a couple or more people ...

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Already voted and took 4 people to the polls so far. Depending on the weather Tuesday as to how many more. (early voting is over in Texas)

it's all about connection (this one dedicated to @zorialoki)

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Never mud wrestle with a pig, you'll both get dirty, but he enjoys it.

Never forget rule 1

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

doesn't even have to be hot, or single, question is how much crazy can you handle?

Let's hope not!

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Just hope you didn't have sex with "her"

Before and after.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

His boobs are almost bigger

He's disappointed.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Bad shit is about to happen.

That'll never happen. To me, anyway.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

When you run over that speed bump in front of the playground, then remember it has no speed bump.

Any questions?

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

So true.

Shoot for the moon

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

No, just no

Desperate times, desperate measures.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

game of how dry can we make it.

Let me count the days...

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Only bad if you have to walk to work and discover your dress is tucked into your panty hose.

Probably not a good idea to fuck with me, either!

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

You got some evil looking cat pics

On a lighter note (LOL)...

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

and if planned right, I can get pictures to prove it was an accident

A gentle reminder...

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I voted ans drug several people to the polls. Please do the same.

On a serious note

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Voting is noble.

When you can see right through her.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Big lungs. lol

Forgive Anyone Who Has Caused You Pain and Harm.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

and anger only hurts the person that is angry, go get angry, then get over it.

Our Ice cream banana tree was knocked over in the storm last night.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

You need to take them off to best ripen anyhow, just a shame they came off early.

Kid is well versed

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

not to mention the physics and chemistry, the total amount of water on the planet remains constant (atmospheric, liquid, solid, and dissolved ) so where did it come from and where did it go.

This is my gang, denying me access to the bed.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

First thing I noticed was those faces.

I’ve been talking to someone that I’ve met from Agnostic and we’ve been getting pretty close.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:

best of luck.

Daily life

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

One day, it will all come together.

I am committable

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

sanity is over rated.

It seems like someone stole my Intermission girl, I will have to post a few more then.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

water must be cold.

doesn't seem like it was that long ago

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

and it still has the hand set attached, it is an antique relic.

Wow that's no peanut Charlie Brown

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

but they will continue to cause a reaction for the rest of your life.

My son took this of Taz in his Halloween outfit.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Bat dog.

Larry Moe and Curly

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

That nearly got my screen wet.

That's a fact

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

That is not new, that is the original.

I have the good stuff....

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Hell all girls have a pussy, hers just has eyes.

Who remember this?

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

We still had one station with the glass measuring devices on top, all the tanks were above ground and the whole thing worked on gravity feeds. the old man figured your gas bill up on a pad with a pencil.

All through the town! :D

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

that's just bad. lol

The foreseeable future.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Thank you Ronald Ray gun.

Bet you can guess what communion is!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

All hail to the sow belly.

How Many Deaths is Trump Responsible For?

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Not enough blood, unless it's one drop for each death.

Wrong answers only!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Sound of Music

State of Desperation -Trumpsylvania

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

too funny

I managed to allow two of the three dogs that I'm presently dog-sitting to get skunked last night.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

For their sake, be glad it wasn't a porcupine

Donald and Muslims.........Ha ha ha !

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

damned funny.

Oooohhhhmmmmmm....

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Got to try that.

No liking until you see it.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

check out the shadow if you can't see it.

Legalize now, lol!!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Better get several more pounds,

Yassssssssss!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I'm down with that.

I was going to post this at 4:20 but I got distracted...

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Hey, it's not 4:20 here yet, hustle on over.

I guess I'll die...

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I hate when they give you unrealistic instructions.

There's an album to check out!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I'll pass

True.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Over 6 billion and counting.