They sort of write themselves, don't they?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

The onion has closed, their writers can't out crazy reality.

Because grabbing 'em by the pussy is so 2 years ago

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

got him by the pecker, now play loraina with it.

A pack of pricks.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

if he had a safe full of document, sex may only be the tip of the iceberg

Makes sense

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Spit, yeah that's it spit.

Breaking news

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Bout time.

Behind on payment again

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I only have this to say

This is for the ones who post without seeing what's already been posted that same day.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

several

Problem solved

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

somethings even wd40 nd duct tape won't fix, but you should try first before saying fuck it and giving up.

Pick your plan

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

where are you going to find an abortion for $500?

Man has sex with corpse at hospital. How could I have ever left this wonderful city?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Claimed she never said no

Naughty but nice...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

But you should see them move when you add hot sauce

Belly Laugh..that's all...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Thank goodness trump failed chemistry or no one would know what he did.

Ok Time to Man-Up!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Time and patience

Go on...this is interactive...have a go...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

who the fuck

Hey @SukiSue...Putnam Chocolates, Marietta, Ohio, and it’s ALL mine!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

chocolate!!!!!

Slow mo shopping hours

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

mine is the freeway

That's helpful

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

You need to be more specific

Possibly true

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

I'm stealing this one

Hard to manage

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

thank the gods, they come with one.

Misunderstanding

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

watch out for sick ones.

Pumpkin spice time!

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

they are already testing pps drinks at the casino i go to most often.

I am...but....

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

where's the acorn?

Kip kip hooray!

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

match for what?

That is a pretty good price.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Brits censor violence more than they do sex.

That would be a perfect start!

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Grab the popcorn, it's going to get interesting

Dirty old man...

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

why can't you multitask?

This will be one of my favs.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

should have seen that one coming

Too soon????

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

shooting gallery is back in session

Coffee Humor

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

punster

Here kitty kitty!

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

The worst part is no one noticed tjhat the kid was getting thrown out too, and we were all thinking about what kind of idiot takes a cat tubing.

Stop clowning around.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

looks like no one, clown's dead.

This made me laugh, so I thought I'd share....

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

they are not a waste of time if you learn from the experience.

This is perfect, this is my dream!!

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

not soon enough

???????

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Bet they get whacked

You would be home by now

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

ooks like my backyard

Mad scientist!

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

5 to 1 he goes off script

Sean Hannity can't save you now, bitch

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

You're going down, down down.

Future president!

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Learned from the best.

Lesson learned

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

someone needs to send this to lil donnie, except it should read "Don't Collude or Obstruct"

Here kitty kitty!

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I couldn't catch my breath, consider it stolen

Howdy Y'all!! We had a slew of new members join up recently, I mean way more than normal!! I am so ...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

With the newest revelations, your job should get very interesting.

Something new to think about

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I do hope everyone realized I was being sarcastic. Bitch needs to go.

............

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

a friend helps you move a best friend helps you move...bodies.

...........

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Surprised it wasn't a full luggage set along with a plate of fried tail.

Those who remember an early interwebs meme, "I haz cheeseburger" will appreciate this one, laugh out...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

To close to correct spelling and grammar.

Prison Bound

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

No, but KY can make your time more pleasant.

When those whose common sense, morality, and unethical behavior is given over to those who consider ...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

They don't even have to be in large groups.

Goddamn sicko

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

It's the auto asphyxiation that is most dangerous.

Let him pull ya finger too

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always knew shatner was a freak.

No worries

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

and not as much.

Passion of the christ on the playground.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always holding up the line.

Love made in heaven

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

First look they appeared to look like panties.

Nope...not at all...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Remember, accidents cause people.

Lmao......

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

good one

Here's an explanation from the presidink about a misprint on those red hats.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Love the picture.

I saw them perform in a nightmare

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Big hair to hide the brain damage.

WhaT-everrrrrrrrrrrr but it was all I could come up with resurrecting an old word "Occidental"

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Couldn't think of an "O" word myself, way to go.

An unnecessary new APP for the "presidink's" shifting statements.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

If his finger or lips are moving, he's lieing

I'm a member of the other PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Free range animal crackers

Great advice in an already overpopulated and underfed world.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Is that daily back limit, or possession limit?

I've always known that prayer is a pointless waste of time.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

What about their hopes?

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glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I bet she can suck it down.

Ronda will kick your ass with a twizzler

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always room for jello

?????????

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

can't wait to hear the stories.

Sweet Missouri

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

That could be a pain in the ass.

porn or golf?

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

He has a better partner at golf, plus he plays with his own club and balls.

a silly post.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Looks like a 2 bag couple

Everything.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

kind of blows your mind

Congratulations @ProudMary!!! Welcome to Level 8. Did you order your T-shirt?

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

we're proud of you mary, an inspiration to all us under you.

Cleaning the gallery

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Nice grouping

Hired by trump,soon to go to jail for lying to the feds

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

or 3 CVS receipts.

How many like this TV show?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Still watch it from time to time on syfy

It’s only a matter of time...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

No micro lens

saving the day

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Another storm is coming.

Pond scum also rises to the top.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I don't want to know where those thumbs have been that they feel the need to show them.

Me at work, lol

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

You just got to do like 12 a minute

With the information gained in court records of Cohen and Manafort trials, there is enough ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I spoke with my rep. As long as Ryan and Mitch McTurtle control the house and senate, there will be no meaningful investigations by either body. The earliest hearings could start is early January under the new congress. Don't be discouraged by the lack of action, VOTE.

What a stupid.....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Trumps new roomie.

Just curious cuz I've never seen it done

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

DON'T try 8 or 0 you'll get hurt.

The Friday night fights!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Not the one in purple for sure.

Also, chemicals are turning the frogs gay and Obama was born in Kenya.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

And that was the first time in 30,000 years.

Beer works better....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Beer is better, it is a diuretic.

So we have that going for us.....which is nice.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Never pass up a good time, we're all gonna die.

Too soon?....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

As long as they are funny, never too soon.

Charlottesville could have been prevented by a cooler of cola....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Side bets?

Men at work....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Damn my french horn got canceled by the admin.

That joke is so old....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Not by the time he gets that armor off

Effective advertising.....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

So autism is worse than death or debilitating sickness that can leave you scarred for life.

Good to know....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

whole to meaning to sucking ass

One competent hire.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

and then overpaid

I am completely disgusted and annoyed that Cohen is trying to crowd fund his legal expenses, asking ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

He stole several million dollars, what did he do with it, wait NY and the fed have probably frozen his accounts pending seizure.

Hallmarks for the worst occasions.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

got to stay away from dangerous places

I am curious to know who all is pushing towards 8.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

still got 25000 to go, so not close yet.

Shit! Now I'm logged in to someone else's fb account!! Did the same thing last time I got a new ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

someone set up a fB account using my primary email, had to set FB as spam so I'd stop getting his updates. I feel your pain.

Fascinating.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

no brain

I'll never look at a chicken without thinking of 7.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

nice collection

It's important to keep priorities straight.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Go for twice in one outing.

Don't forget to wear a condom!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Hadn't thought of that

A loophole

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Too many apparently hate themselves.

Now that the shoe's on the other foot. ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Like your version better than mine, yours has pictures