I wonder how old his wife is ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

If it fits with a drop in, she;s going to be really disappointed.

His many remember this guy?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

remember him, I am him.

Good Sunday morning to you all ☕☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I couldn't find my coffee cup this morning, no biggie, I've got plenty. Third cup of coffee and it was starting to cool off, so got ready to zap it in the microwave, bazinga there was my coffee cup from yesterday.

Fucking cookies!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

gotta eat them two at a time

If I can pee ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Have you ever tried to aim one of those things?

Hot flashes ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Thank god I'm not a woman, y'all have problems that are no fun at all, then when they end, you have to go through even more shit just to get better.

After drinking a bottle of wine tonight this song is funny ??? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I haven't heard that in years thanks

All too often anymore...(sigh)...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

what is this bed of which you speak?

This has been post...---dang, was that a moth!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Why is there a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven?

I got a complaint that the last one was blurry, so here's a classic...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

much better

You know who you are...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

better killing through chemistry,

Gotta have a plan!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Tomorrow.

Mary Ann was sexier than I remembered!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

and way more out of focus than I remember.

Or a Denny's!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

or any place that has to have pictures on the menu so you can just point.

Good to know!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

develop a taste for bacon

I don't have the heart to tell him ?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

nah, using you for a model.

The first photo I found on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

great costumes lol

Implausible deniability ?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

RUN dammit run.

I'd be interested on your thoughts on giving cats CBD oil.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I used it on my dog and it helped him with his allergies and sleeping. Just a note, there is no difference in the CBD prepared for pets and humans except the price. The pet brands tend to be more expensive than the human brands. I have done manufacturing so if you have any questions feel free to PM me.

Kinda salty...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I had a blast going through the supermarket in Belize, so many things made me laugh.

Whoops! I bought the wrong damn flavor again. ?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Don't turn your back on it.

went for a walk today.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Wow, fall is in full force there, beautiful

We all have that one friend.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

And he shall pay for it later

You know the one.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Which is the annoying one? The perched one or the one always underfoot.

Grandpa sitting on the porch ???

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Might work lol

Trick or treat

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

too many pac man games.

Good dog.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Bark on, Garth.

Better than a sandwich.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Truth hurts, the teller

This is going to hurt you more...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

minor eye surgery?

Look at that face!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I think I know her.

Better believe it.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

good answer

Your Tribe Should Want to See You Win

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Bet your ass, if they are not supportive when you win, they hope you'll fail.

Well, who knew?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

aw nuts

I figured you'd all enjoy this version. ;-) It has more cats in it.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

the blocking continues

Chewy - maybe Amazon - who knows?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Ah the joys of no inside animals anymore.

Dad carves the Pumpkin.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

He spilled his guts, what more do you want?

It's so tiring.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

that doesn't stop me from trying.

Omg! Ahaha!!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Puttee is going to get jealous, that's his bitch.

Dare ya to go trick or treating at that house! Lol

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

they are serious Halloween people, bet they have great treats.

Is it parody or real?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Glad to see you're making use of your down time.

A Dull Moment Would Be Nice

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

The crazy, it HURTS!

Every day without fail...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

you know it

Going on 6 hour delay at DFW trying to get Home.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

DFW almost always errs on the side of safety. Once bitten, twice cautious. Be safe and good travels.

Where, exactly?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

went straight to his forehead.

That would be cool.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

stepping out for a cold one?

I've run into this guy a few times.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Fuck him if he can't take a joke.

I bet he doesn't even know Satan.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

He misspelled satin, he hates his sheet.

If Anyone Gets a Friend Request.....

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

get tired of that one a lot. If I'm too stupid to know you're already a friend, then I deserve to be spammed.

Im going to replace my bio with this!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Sunds good to me.

A man boards a plane with six kids.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

if only it were that easy to return the defective ones.

Stupid ethics!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

A cow that can milk itself

That's how everyone cooks their eggs righ?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

No bacon in that outfit.

It's like...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

One is preferable to #2, but I'll put off trying either for a while.

MAYDAY!! but what would you say?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

we're not here

This is for Pralina1, she wanted naughty nurses

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

not naughty enough

RelationshipGoals

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I need that cup

...and the question is...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

don't know, but it would cost $1 million and require constant updates.

This is so me. ??

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Kindred spirit

It takes all kinds.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

acres and acres of whatever you want.

Candy corn, yes or no?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

yes, and no, then yes again, then no, it depends on the amount.

And they always look so innocent.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

thought of @zoohome and her small pup.

? who knew?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I always suspected!!

Hello! New here just learning about the site.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

welcome and have fun exploring.

I just get ignored:

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

You know it

Okay, let's get this party started a few minutes early.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

for looking a butt, for other things

Okay, let's get this party started a few minutes early.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

The sharp points on that would hurt like hell.

Way to go!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

You better have running shoes on and a bullet proof vest.

Who's the cunt now

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

need to be more specific. or offer to help

For Nordic babies only

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

not going to Norway

They forgot to say Democrats!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

oh yeah, we're going to have a par-tay.

Bout that time

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Not going to complain, nope, not at all.

Do you have that one friend?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

seems like everyone that replied is "that" friend, I'll have to admit me too.

It is all an adventure

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

You know who you are

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I'll go about an inch lower.

At the end of the rainbow

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

You bet your ass it is.

kuma looking pissed off on the back of the chair, sam in the middle and minky in front.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

the eyes have it

Halloween House!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Got a cat I need to run through there.

Kavenaugh's Precious Calendar

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I can't believe that that ass hat is now a Justice.

Trade Wars Good and Easy to Win

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

and up is down

Early bumper stickers...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

sign on an ass.

Involvement is a good thing...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Hit em where it hurts.

good morning!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Is that listed under food or drink, or both?

I might start liking ballet

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

snatch her off stage.

Oh snap, lol

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

My son already knows C:ctrl F

Maybe @zorialoki is out with the man flu.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

When I get sick, I want to cuddle

Ok....there’s a fantasy....me fitting in these pants and someone devoting the contents lol

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

nom nom

I never apologize for being this girl

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Gotta love her

Lmao! One of my favorites

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Vicious

Not My President ever

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

hell, he's not even my orange douche.

That'll work

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Why do they always kill the hot to trot couple first? I hate horror, but love porn, so they lose me early.

Who's the toughest

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Never get into a fight with an Australian sheep herder, they castrate sheep with their teeth.

Too late for you Chloe

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I've eaten at a steakhouse that had a view of the ranch out the window. Got to admire next weeks meal while eating this one.

Whatever turns you on

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

It's puppy love

This is a new look for him

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

If they both stink, run!

Best tea ever

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

expensive tea.

Female dog is a bitch... what's a cat?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

he said he just wanted a piggy back ride.

White noise..

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

nailed it!!!

The new chastity belt look for guys because they are being taken advantage of so much according to ...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

He's got it on backwards.

Story of my life lol

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

no body know the trouble I've seen, no body knows my sorrow.

When you crave for something different.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Half the fun is watching them try to dodge and fail, how will they know it's coming?