In other words....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

They'll never have to pay, either the days not over yet, or Trump tweeted at 7:00am and spoiled it already

Plug in the flux capacitor!!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Clear

Latest toy story

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

And I will keep everyone up with my buzzing.

Seriously how cute

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Wait until she cleans her glasses and discovers what her cat is.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Don't know that for sure.

He's smiling,no shame at all!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Steroids vs good living

Asshole...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Proff that only the good die young, what was he, like 200.

Head up your ass i-tis?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

How do you fuck up a stencil

Sounds legit

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Reason was power, not the way we think of reason.

Cuz cats and pop music....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

If you ever need to break something, put it as high as you can reach on a shelf, add a cat and viola.

When being stoned is a bad thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I used to sell crystals, and those people that I thought could handle the truth I told them I believed. I could take pretty rocks and turn them into paper, The stones were magic, they were gullible.

I'm so tempted...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Bungy JEEEEsus

Damn! Close call!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Been there.

So horrible it's wonderful...get over it

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

He's switched sides.

The world's most interesting cardinal....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

What's the worse job, alter boy or peewee football at Penn State?

Don't let the public see...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

not gonna eat it.

Someone got "beef" with this cow lol

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

His hands were cold

Finger licken good

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

You can say that again.

Opportunity bless my soul

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Holy Shit.

Who could say no?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Hell no, your job is to make sure my bad dreams don't come into the house.

What a shame.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

At least it wasn't frog legs stuffed with pork.

Cause I need to know.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Then ask if it has a luggage rack attachment,

Yummy, I'l bet.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

But they freeze well.

But what's it supposed to be?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Just planning for the after party.

It's for watering the flowers, actually.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Good one.

Next March

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Been there for 3 years this November.

Smooth operator

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

best way to shut a dude down, agree to everything quickly, he is not sure of how to proceed.

Passive-aggressive much?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

something has to teach them to look before they sit down.

Think he's getting the message?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

maybe he'll do a Warren Harding and not a Richard Nixon.

Something funny for Sunday morning!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

It's only going to get worse.

The Great Pumpkin transmogrified.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Sooner the better

I support keeping this family together -- in jail.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Na na na na hey hey hey good bye

They sort of write themselves, don't they?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

The onion has closed, their writers can't out crazy reality.

Because grabbing 'em by the pussy is so 2 years ago

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

got him by the pecker, now play loraina with it.

A pack of pricks.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

if he had a safe full of document, sex may only be the tip of the iceberg

Makes sense

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Spit, yeah that's it spit.

Breaking news

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Bout time.

Behind on payment again

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I only have this to say

This is for the ones who post without seeing what's already been posted that same day.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

several

Problem solved

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

somethings even wd40 nd duct tape won't fix, but you should try first before saying fuck it and giving up.

Pick your plan

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

where are you going to find an abortion for $500?

Man has sex with corpse at hospital. How could I have ever left this wonderful city?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Claimed she never said no

Naughty but nice...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

But you should see them move when you add hot sauce

Belly Laugh..that's all...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Thank goodness trump failed chemistry or no one would know what he did.

Ok Time to Man-Up!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Time and patience

Go on...this is interactive...have a go...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

who the fuck

Hey @SukiSue...Putnam Chocolates, Marietta, Ohio, and it’s ALL mine!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

chocolate!!!!!

Slow mo shopping hours

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

mine is the freeway

That's helpful

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

You need to be more specific

Possibly true

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

I'm stealing this one

Hard to manage

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

thank the gods, they come with one.

Misunderstanding

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

watch out for sick ones.

Pumpkin spice time!

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

they are already testing pps drinks at the casino i go to most often.

I am...but....

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

where's the acorn?

Kip kip hooray!

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

match for what?

That is a pretty good price.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Brits censor violence more than they do sex.

That would be a perfect start!

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Grab the popcorn, it's going to get interesting

Dirty old man...

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

why can't you multitask?

This will be one of my favs.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

should have seen that one coming

Too soon????

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

shooting gallery is back in session

Coffee Humor

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

punster

Here kitty kitty!

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

The worst part is no one noticed tjhat the kid was getting thrown out too, and we were all thinking about what kind of idiot takes a cat tubing.

Stop clowning around.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

looks like no one, clown's dead.

This made me laugh, so I thought I'd share....

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

they are not a waste of time if you learn from the experience.

This is perfect, this is my dream!!

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

not soon enough

???????

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Bet they get whacked

You would be home by now

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

ooks like my backyard

Mad scientist!

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2018:

5 to 1 he goes off script

Sean Hannity can't save you now, bitch

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

You're going down, down down.

Future president!

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Learned from the best.

Lesson learned

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

someone needs to send this to lil donnie, except it should read "Don't Collude or Obstruct"

Here kitty kitty!

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I couldn't catch my breath, consider it stolen

Howdy Y'all!! We had a slew of new members join up recently, I mean way more than normal!! I am so ...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

With the newest revelations, your job should get very interesting.

Something new to think about

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I do hope everyone realized I was being sarcastic. Bitch needs to go.

............

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

a friend helps you move a best friend helps you move...bodies.

...........

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Surprised it wasn't a full luggage set along with a plate of fried tail.

Those who remember an early interwebs meme, "I haz cheeseburger" will appreciate this one, laugh out...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

To close to correct spelling and grammar.

Prison Bound

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

No, but KY can make your time more pleasant.

When those whose common sense, morality, and unethical behavior is given over to those who consider ...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

They don't even have to be in large groups.

Goddamn sicko

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

It's the auto asphyxiation that is most dangerous.

Let him pull ya finger too

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always knew shatner was a freak.

No worries

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

and not as much.

Passion of the christ on the playground.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always holding up the line.

Love made in heaven

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

First look they appeared to look like panties.

Nope...not at all...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Remember, accidents cause people.

Lmao......

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

good one

Here's an explanation from the presidink about a misprint on those red hats.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Love the picture.

I saw them perform in a nightmare

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Big hair to hide the brain damage.

WhaT-everrrrrrrrrrrr but it was all I could come up with resurrecting an old word "Occidental"

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Couldn't think of an "O" word myself, way to go.

An unnecessary new APP for the "presidink's" shifting statements.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

If his finger or lips are moving, he's lieing

I'm a member of the other PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Free range animal crackers

Great advice in an already overpopulated and underfed world.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Is that daily back limit, or possession limit?

I've always known that prayer is a pointless waste of time.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

What about their hopes?

-------------'

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I bet she can suck it down.

Ronda will kick your ass with a twizzler

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always room for jello

?????????

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

can't wait to hear the stories.

Sweet Missouri

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

That could be a pain in the ass.

porn or golf?

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

He has a better partner at golf, plus he plays with his own club and balls.

a silly post.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Looks like a 2 bag couple

Everything.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

kind of blows your mind