Great news!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Still need to republicans to flip, letters to the editor in Maine and Alaska since those two senator's offices are only taking constituent calls.

Spoiler Alert

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Dn't think it took that long

Back seat driver

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

normally people that hear voices should be committed.

Tried come in thru Mexico

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

No brown skinned middle eastern men.

Another self defense

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Texas cop?

Joseph you dumb shit!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Tell me Joseph wasn't gullible

He works in mysterious ways!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

or a comedy writer with a dark sense of humor.

Ernie takes no shit from anybody!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

looks like my supplier,

Me...sigh c'est la vie

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I can relate, I'm twice the man I used to be.

Those rednecks done outfoxed themselves. :D

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Those were never Willie Nelson fans, they were blow hards that saw a chance to get their 30 seconds of fame by trashing an icon.

Yesterday was this day for me

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

sounds like a bad day.

What a difference an hour makes, these are the open moonflowers an hour later

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

There were a few where the bees had gotten in and had to chew their way out, makes a weird flower.

If you had to make a choice

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Having done a year without both, (med problems) I'll go for a year without alcohol.

True story

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

The visual on this is hilarious.

Wrong roots...

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

First the grammar nazis, now the linguistic police

Life is All About Ass

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Thank you for noticing.

Some Cruise!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

I wonder who cleaned up the bottom of that ship.

Roll me up!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Remember some of the bics were hexagon like pencils and you'd save them when they went dry to keep in the casset stacks.

They're great!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Now you know that is anatomically impossible.

What the fuck!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

The Col. has taught more girls to suck a bone than a truck load of pimps.

Baby steps,baby steps

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

just try.

Looks are deceiving

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

fooled me again.

Creationists?

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

You keep stepping up.

What's your favorite? ???

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

leftover candy!

Me posting Atheist memes on social media. Who else can relate?

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

something fishy here, or am I being a birdbrain?

Zsa Zsa Gabor back in the day.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

I thought they only stole souls.

Let's just keep it down there.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Don't Shart, the sound will be muffled, but the retention oooh!

Baby steps....

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

I figure I can make a bundle off blinker fluid, everyone seems to be out.

Especially at the drive through....

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

legs for earmuffs?

Not sure what they serve here...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

don't eat the oysters

Should have unionized...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

and doesn't do any of them as well.

So.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Tell her it's a 2 way street, be the aggressive one once in a while. My favorite fantasy is for her to at least act as if yshe's interested.lol

Call them minute lubes and they graduate as tune up masters

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

old two stroke engines

It do Stevie!

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

that's terrible, but don't worry, Stevie will never see it

Men are dying to see this

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

finally a sequel worth watching.

Medicare for all...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Even by the right wing "think tanks" medicare for all would be significantly cheaper than the current system.

They'll do anything!

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Todd has a female counter part.

Tell us how you really feel

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

You knew that's what they were saying all along.

Cool picture

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

not high enough

Oh, maybe a little bit of wine.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

I think I dated her.

Hey boomers since the kids went back to school, what grade were you in 50 years ago and 60 years ...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

50 I was starting high school, 60 I was 4

Can you say Narcissistic Sociopath?

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Nailed him. good grouping

DONE!!!! Thanks to all of you who helped put me over the top!!!! I love the lot of ya!!!! ...

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

So happy to be a small part, Congratulations!!

My critters..

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2018:

love the pink tongue

@KKGator just became only the fifth to reach Level 9! Big, big shout-out!

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Congratulations.@KKGator

Did you ever engage in a sex act that you didn't like but your partner did?

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Yeah, how are you going to find out if you don't like most things if you don't try them.

I can totally do this!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

That's what they said he did.

Now there's some hypocrisy for ya!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Xanex mothers, one of the reasons for pot laws!!

When things get weird :)

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Third one pisses me off

Boolsheet!

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

onion of many many layers

Okay! I have to stop walking away from my cooking as I get bored waiting for something to heat up.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

You mean the smoke alarm is not the cooking timer? The number of times I have used it that way are too numerous to count,

By All Means Vote

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Vote early, vote often.

Thank U From Putin

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Fuck you very much, both Vlad and the Repuglicans.

???????

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Say what?

A way to save

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Jammin

I will have moonflower seeds shortly.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I just read an article about them being used as landscape plants in Denver, so it does well outside it's native zones. It is primarily an annual outside of the native zones.

Getting a very well deserved pedicure. Sometimes you just have to take care of yourself for you.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Nothing wrong with something that makes you feel better.

I can't stop laffing at this!

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

good one, lol

Only sometimes

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Normal is what's normal for you,

Healing energy

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Be sure to wipe them before you throw,and don't live in a glass house.

Playing with the kids

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Sharpie, sick sense off humor, and an animal, not a good combination, unless you like comedy

I'm so excited! I got a call from a lady who is currently singing lead in two bands.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Good Luck

New poll on the Michigan legalization campaign A new poll shows the Michigan marijuana ...

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Polls don't mean a damned thing unless you vote, so everyone needs to get out and vote

Holy molly freakin' guacamole.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

congrats

Just found out that the parents of one of my best friends evacuated safely from Myrtle Beach, SC.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Storms defy reason, they can destroy one house and leave the one next door untouched. Hope when they get back they were one of the lucky ones.

Good artistic kitty. Did I get this here?

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Is it a marching band? Got my pumpkin bread finished, all your fault.

Since I can't afford the $900 Stabby-Guy knife-block, I'll have to settle for this.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

was it that much? I may have to reevaluate my previous statement.

That's normal...

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

You found the weed.

That's right, I said it.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Girl you are evil, I like that.

I wonder...

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

could you imagine the bag restrictions.

And so it begins...

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

no more Mondays

Just another star wars reference

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Full on ape woman imitation.

62,452 more points to level 9? Are you effing kidding me?

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I still need 133000, help when I can,

I just bought this tee-shirt! Does happy dance I think it came to 18 bucks or so! Not bad! extra ...

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

kind of catty, love it

The slice for making pie graphs is missing....just like my 10mm socket.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Spoken like a true tool guy.

Space Force.....it's a thing.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

good ones

Undersell and overdeliver.....

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

rails help. don't they.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it...

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Better than me, My first wife, her husband found out and made me give her back.

Great job by Dan Rather

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Leave it to Dan to add a little levity to this cluster f

It is all planned

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I like to say I slept like god during the Holocaust .

It's been a minute since I've seen this one.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

It's still funny

Other sunrises/sets from my drive to/from Florida.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

love sunsets on the islands, I'm seldom awake for the sunrises.

For the sleepy Viking in all of us.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Valhalla,

More Dauphin Island, Alabama My friend insisted on the mushroom close-up.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

reminds me of home

Whoever owns this loo did not raise four sons.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

It might be messy, but it should be warm on those cold mornings.

Hello Friday !!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

What's a P-a-r-t-y?

What do you call it?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

part that no one eats, you heel.

Something told me you were cheating....

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Any of the previous answers, or the lipstick on your slong told me.

Any guys or gals looking ???

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

sounds perfect.

My Life Goals

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I guess you can cure stupid, only the patient dies.

I took a course in assholology!

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I'll play nice.

Spread it around

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

So let me get this straight, getting a disease that could ruin you life, or cost your life is worse than whatever make believe side effects you perceive.

...and that's what makes you a danger to your kids

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Thay shouldn't have bred anyhow.

You got a problem with dat?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

You mean there is another way to shop there?

Some of the drivers can be pretty weird

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I wanted to go eat, at the Y

Now that's racist

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

groan.

I may have made a booboo unintentionally here.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I am to photography what a duffer is to golf, any help is appreciated.

Thanks everyone who rallied for me to level up!! Your awesome!

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Just know qwe will be waiting in the wings.

@Captnron59 congratulations :-)

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Oh shit.

No matter which way I read this it just isn't right

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

No Brazilian. just trim to fit.