I choose the green option.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Don't smoke, but do imbibe.

She Wants Too Much

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Moderation and realism, the great comforters.

You May Fall In Love With The Beauty of Someone

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

So very true.

A Strong Man Can Handle A Strong Woman

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I prefer a strong woman, that can also be vulnerable at times and allows me to be vulnerable at times.

Help me get to level 7! I'm trying to catch up!

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Do what I can.

So check this out.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Got to shine a light on the assholes.

BANG! BOOM! POW!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU ALL! Admin just informed me I am now a LEVEL 8!! Couldn't have ...

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Glad we could help. Congratulations.

Slow down -- Radar ahead.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Don't get mashed by the man.

Who'da thunk

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

If it stops, they'll all fly off.

BODIE, CA.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Love the "arrested" decay.

I am 450 points away from Level 8. Can you help push me over the line today?

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Just added a butt load of likes, hope it helps.

War is a profit center.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

All of us at staff level and above realized this very early in our careers. There was a reason to get off the line.

Sometimes you can, and sometimes you can't.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

German is such a colorful language.

Grandma's cosplay.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Damn she;s good.

At least my son didn't get this merit badge.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

But Trump got one with oak leaf clusters

What happened?

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Gonna guess nut allergy.

I just joined and would like to say Hi! Trying to figure out how to navigate this thing.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Just jump in, watch, comment, don't hold back and you'll find what groups you fit in best with.

Build THAT wall.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I'll chip in.

White Lined Sphinx Moth Hyles lineata

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Great shot

The examination...

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

He put his right hand on my shoulder and checked with his left hand, wait he had both hands on my shoulders!

Happy Hump Day to all of you Sexual Deviants!

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Hump day, not BJ day. but a good start.

How many waited in a long line just to watch this movie?

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

The last long line I stood in for a movie was the original Star Wars when it first came out. I'm adverse to lines since I left the military.

Spiderwebs and dew.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Nice

Ha ha guess he didn't have a copy of the blueprints

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Always learn to read a map first.

Shopping..

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Frieda's grandson?

Foose ball anyone?

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Damn!

No it's just the dogs

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Definitely between them!!

Sunnyside up

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

If I hadmn't read t captio, I wod still be woderi why you posted a picture of a fried egg.

Ouch .. that's not good

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

DNA test time.

Do you think he knew or was he that stupid?

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Took mom way too literally!!

Protect the pervert

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I thought that was ted Cruz's question.

Like father like son

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

No ones going to believe, not my kid.

I'll just leave this here..

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Girl eats pussy!!

If you can solve this at 60 miles an hour, you're my kinda woman.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

X=45, impeach 45.

Hermaphrodite tomato

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Give them a little privacy!!

Bathroom Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Holy shit, how do you get in that position,

The Naked Truth Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Truth in advertising, but only if you read the fine print.

Sign For Tourists

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Gotta be SE Texas or N Arkansas

Church Warning Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Fuck em, I don't believe in their heaven or hell.

Bar Talk Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

What, no Future perfect?

Fat People Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Mark me safe.

Mawnin people!

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Good Morning and may the light shine on you.

Not sure whose funeral but funny

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

could be anyone.

Baby hands talking to each other

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

damned lying hands.

My most trusted politically astute friend in a Repugnican't area.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

that is too good.

The truth isn't the truth.....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Got me.

P and Qs... So important.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Always better to be polite

@livinlife....this one's for you.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

That how Jesus made water into wine, lol

Me, posting memes on my work's Wi-Fi.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Every fucking time,

As the crow flies...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Never thought about it in reverse.

Pocket watch was my guess.....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

small change.

Never too early to plan...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Not I.

I learned something new today!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Been wondering that too.

Practice makes perfect.....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I normally only have 2 drinks, but some asshole always puts it in 40 glasses

Riddle me this

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Yes.

Haha...gross...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Hell when I started dating, you were lucky if she shaved her arm pits, and had a full carpet with big teased hair.

Relaxing with my pup

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

nice, what type of dog?

If I can't have spring; I can spit out my spring collection for the fall.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I think the only one I can identify is the lupine, but i haven't lived out west in almost 40 years, but nice collection.

Hell yeah....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

You've got that right.

Sometimes it is necessary

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

They better get out of the way, I haven't had a rabies shot.

Tales of dating

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

old, but still true.

Can't kill this weed, so I'll shoot it.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

bind weed, wild morning glory, that god damn fucking strangling shit, all common names, but it is a pretty flower.

Oh. My. God.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

The stupid, it hurts.

Different strokes

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

thank god I don't get easily offended

Oh yeah....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

You've got that down pat.

The real danger.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Damn, must have had 2 joints instead of 1.

That's...something.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Can't get more foreign than that, unless it is the land of thought, she gets lost because it is unfamiliar territory.

He's pondering it now.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

platitudes!!!

I was at a restaurant wherein I saw a sign that said, "Unsupervised children will be given an ...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

need to add some chocolate.

Food posts for thought

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Hot sauce makes it more interesting and a lot more movement.

Not a meme but needed to be posted

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

They are not adrift, they are totally lacking any moral compass.

This is so believable

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

With his prejudice, I'm surprised that he doesn't want just implement the final solution already.

If only he looked the part

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Worth a shot.

Daughterlust!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Lil donnie wants him some .

Dad thinks he's a stud!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Sauce for the gander, sauce for the goose.

He's being creative

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Gotta go shopping with you to see how many malls we can be thrown out of.

These were documentaries?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I'm expecting Trump to anyday start watering with gateraide.

They also serve who didn't serve. A Borowitz gem. [newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Ole bone spurs couldn't be bothered to serve.

Proof of de-evolution.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Who would have thought Beevus and Butthead was a documentary.

Melania finally being useful.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

We should be so lucky.

Now we know.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Heaven forbid that Gaga had any Shatner genes

UPS drive by.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I hate to be dense, but please explain.

Wonder what sound that is?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

The Stepford choir

Sadly, I've been there a few times.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Alcohol said text her, she will love it, Alcohol lied,

My dishwasher has the same settings as my girlfriend.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

need this for sure, where is it located on your girlfriend, I can't seem to find it?

Number 3 seems to work well.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Hard to believe the things that have to have instructions

Picking his next Attorney General.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Brain surgery?

In the spirit of reciprocity since @Wurlitzer brought it up, for the men, what would you like for ...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

No teeth.

If only there was a way to fix this

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

If I lived at 54 I'd get it, but like you I live at 45.

Black licorice.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Bout time they gave us useful information

Wrong Republican died

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Me too.

?????????

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

All so good, where do you get these from?

Being single

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Been there way too many times

Unicorns.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

A leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck, but I'm a realist

This Is A Dog Fuhrer Trump

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Even then, he normally called him by name.

A must read !!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Got me.

Can't Color Correctly

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

It's the Russian flag

Luxury Travel

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

We'll buy one more first class ticket to super max.

Wanted Dead or Alive

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Preferably dead, but at least incarcerated.

Sincerely Everyone

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

And that all the rumors about you are true.