Gary do you think we're stupid...oh look grapes

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

OMG fruit, but don't grab the centerpiece.

Good morning! Have a great day. But first ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

some mornings

Well I don't want her to choke...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Always willing to be helpful.

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Found the witch

Meth house.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

too many teeth, or it just started

Hmmmm. Good question

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Someone has way too much time.

I think he lost letters to his name over the generations

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

ballsy

Current politics

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

fantastic

With the information gained in court records of Cohen and Manafort trials, there is enough ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

There is no sense in filing impeachment charges if you can't get a conviction in the senate. (67 votes) Nixon did not resign until vote counts in the senate went to 68. It will require a sea change in November, but is within reach if we all get out and VOTE in November and demand impeachment. Vote, Vote early if possible, and take friends with you.

No fake news here!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Hat of the Greed Over People party

MAGA for real

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

and I'm afraid I'll share a cell with him

This could get interesting. Leave the toilet seat up.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

The reason women close their eyes during sex is they hate to see men enjoying themselves.

Now that's fucked up!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

When I needed a new pen, my boss would send me to the bank with wire cutters

And that's the truth!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

exactly my feeling.

Look we all.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Mine is very similar, except, several pillows, after she gets crazy wet, then grabbing each cheek as a handle and driving her home.

Poor Twitler. His real account is strangely quiet today. Gee I wonder why? ?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

He is lost in thought. Unfamiliar territory.

Creative.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

nailed it

Mary knows how to market...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

No loud parties either,

To the point...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Growing up everyone carried a pocket knife or purse knife.

I know, I know... corny!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Groan

Four guilty pleas, one conviction, and people still think Trump didn't know about anything?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Apparently, all the witches they are finding are men. Time to find a stake for the bonfire.

"Fake News"...amounts to the same thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

books don't need recharging, can be taken thru airport security and you don't have to pay the airline for their wifi to read them.

That's a good way to tell

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

You bet

Yikes!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Gonna do it.

Well put..

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Damn, any one would be good, but thanks for the ammo.

Jesus christ,I hope you're talking about a lollypop!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

and if he's dumb enough, free BJ

Letter to your republican Senator - Dear Senator: 1) Read the transcript of Michael Cohen's guilty...

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Won't do any good, they knew he was a crook and flim flam man when they nominated him. They only needed someone smart enough to sign his name to the legislation they passed. Trump is not an exception to the republican party, he IS the republican party. Greed Over People.

RepublTHUGS are supporting their illegitimate fraud, criminal leader who is occupying OUR White ...

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Vote early, take friends.

This is one of favorite quotes!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I worked for the church for 10 years, nothing turns you into a cynic faster.

David Bowie

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Bowie was always cutting edge.

So why should anyone accept the bible?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Often said most people claim they hear voice they get commited, Oral Roberts claims he hears voices and gets $5 million.

Travel photos are always better with....

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I'm going to have to try that

This is so bad!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Too soon, but the joke is funny.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Ok, now I'm getting mixed signals

Sorry tuffguy!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Just in case

The orange douchebag might be going down

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Melania is counting the days until the Trumpster is in the dumpster and she controls the family wealth, with Donnie and all the kids but Barron in the slammer,

So look out!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Hell anyone in a golf cart qualifies.

Cat sass......

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Cats know

The further adventures of Florida Man.

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

And I thought having to worry about birds was bad.

Trailer park queen

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

That's not a welcome, that's a stick up.

Hope the fucker collapses on him too.

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

no such luck, but plan on an entire twitter storm of self denial and distancing himself.

Have you ever been in a newspaper story?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

In them and wrote them, My first was when I was 11 as part of a safety program, the last time was an editorial piece about the folly of RR's Star Wars program.

From a 5 time draft dodger!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Or the VA budget is being reduced.

? Isn’t it ironic...don’t cha think? ?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

The irony is Trump thinking he better hurry up and issue more pardons, not realizing that the recipients then have no reason not to testify and the 5th doesn't apply to crimes you have been pardoned on, but perjury is a new charge,

Which is the best view?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

need a comparative photo.

You can't put lipstick on a PIG!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Has to be a blonde, not a fake red head, Sets the orange off better.

Hopefully!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

That's what we are working for. VOTE and take others to vote.

When did this become a thing?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

that's one big ass toilet.

Gold Stars for Adulting

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

3 out of 4 aint bad.

Everything is getting turned upside down

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Fuck'em if they can't focus.

Isn't it obvious by now?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

As someone with an accounting and economics background, I can't tell you how many times I have had to explain this.

I wonder if this was on a Snapple cap???

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Yum, my favorite meal.

If this is over the top I’m sorry but when I saw it, I immediately felt an urge to post it like ...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

when they circumcised him they threw away the wrong piece.

What do you think?

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

No but all caps would convey your frustration better.

There's that...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

A real stoner.

Musta been lust

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

gotta love a ballsy woman.

Trailer park boys

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Balls deep in that one.

Dumbass chicken

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Then they crossed it to kick the ass of the smart ass on the other side.

They soon found out.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Damn near everything

Let me know how it turns out

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Death, where is thy sting? O fuck, here it comes.

Hey, me too!

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

what no uncle corpses?

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

breathe much?

Makes some sense...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

If there is a god, this is how I imagine him

I honestly don't know why this POS is still floating

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

He's going to enjoy that too much.

The Granny with the plan.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

gotta have balance

Buried under a mountain of his own bullshit.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

The evil is strong with those too, karma.

Just a little hair humor...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Unfortunately I've had all three experiences, I used to have thick curly hair, after treatment, when it grew back, it was thin and straight .

Good point. Dogs...those assholes.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

But they will piss on them.

Size matters

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I want ot comment, but can't stop laughing

I agree....

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Those cats can use the exercise.

Good to know.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Don't back in

Already???

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

at least smoking alone doesn't have the stigma of drinking alone.

I should take advice from them?

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Chicken hawks.

Can you believe they bottle that stuff? originally found at: [facebook.]

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Hydrogen is an explosive and oxygen supports burning, run for the hills, it's going to blow.

Keep those hands where I can see them son.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

those were a really creepy Mickey and Minnie

I think men still use that line, right?

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Not if they want to get lucky, ok yeah some idiots.

Yeth it'th my firth too.....

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Tooth in millennial shorthand

Well deserved!

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Wouldn't that be red and white pride?

Stupid,I hope he gets date rape

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

And he wondered what was in the Bill Cosby coctail.

This place sounds magical...

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I wonder if hey have any teaching positions open?

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Which Asians? I'm strongly attracted to Thai, Indian, some Chinese, and Japanese, while I have reservations of Filipino, Cambodian, Pacific Islanders and Koreans. That's not to say I wouldn't date one or find one attractive, but based on my experience that's my opinion. I don't see race or ethnicity as being a deal breaker. Being an asshole or blood sucker, now that's a deal breaker.

Autocorrect "bliss clit." I made a painting... gonna frame it :)

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

If you hadn't told me, I would have had to stare for a long time to figure it out, but great artwork.

I’m not a “bad” mom. My parenting style is a bit different is all. ??

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Sense of humor to take away the sting.

What???????

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Huh?

Such a simple thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

dAMN, YOU DON'T ASK FOR MUCH.

Cheesy pizza joke

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

groan

She's locked and loaded

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

can't be too careful around Trump

Frozen Rocky Mountain Oysters

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Snow's cold... and deep

Seems legit.....

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

No synthetic engineering .

If the top statement is correct then the bottom statement is superfluous and redundant

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit

Canada, not just for defense after all

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

and their laws are more fun

Vacation.

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Been to both, top one is definitely more fun, but the bottom one lasts longer.

Ladylike.

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Fucking A right

What is love?

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The puns, they hurt, but good one.

Lol.......snap!

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Some claim to have seen him

Uh...yeah...assholes

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Well the people only fake indignation since most knew it was going on. On the otherhand, they have blithly ignored the goat to except when he was needed to instill fear.

Only if they're 18....

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Can't smoke it any more, but wan t some candy little girl( you are 10 years younger than me)

Oh man......

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Maybe they just wanted to suck his ass, not hit it.

Lost Popular Vote

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

And correct the imbalance in the house, Amend the constitution and revise the 1929 apportionment act so that no district is larger than the population of the smallest state.

Takin It To The Streets

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Almost every local party has already issued plans for the protest depending on the time of day the firing comes.