At least he went to the support group meeting.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

opps

Probably one of his better solicitors..

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

That lawyer better have several full time assistants.

You have not been normal....

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I've been sick.

Relationship clarity takes a little time.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I think there is a tom in every corporate meeting, sometimes more than one.

This is not satire. He’s lost what was left of his damn mind. Grifters gotta grift

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

NFTs are so last year, always a day late and a dollar or $99 short if you fall for it.

Thursday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

He has his own dog rug to sleep on.

Follow the law.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Pretty sure that's not what they meant. But still legally correct.

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

The y were all good, but rectal grease had me laughing so hard I had to reach for my inhaler.

Fun morning of severe storms passing through with tornado warnings and tornadoes on the ground.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

I was at the VA during the storm, First time I have seen them scramble to change the TVs to a weather report. I was deep in the bowels of the building, so I wasn't concerned for my safety and there was nothing I could do anyway.

Naughty women can be fun though...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Such a dog

Looking for a new profile photo which one works the best?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

I'm going to vote for reshoot.

Elon Musk Calls for the Prosecution of Anthony Fauci Over the weekend, Elon Musk took to his ...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Elon has become a world wide joke

Some people get better looking with age, but some never do.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

You continue to make me laugh.

Has anyone seen the new friends feature on the Facebook dating?

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

No, how do you find it?

Christmas tree versus critters...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

good ones.

Some believe in reincarnation

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Knowing you'll stand no better chance of collecting it in this life than the last.

Wondering what orange hitler's pea-brain thinks about this!

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

He's probably calling him an ingrate and that he wouldn't be anyone if not for trump.

Canadian Things François Bellefeuille · 3d · Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

The Leafs are still in Canada, it's been so long since I heard about them I thought that they had moved to Phoenix.

First it was self-service gas stations then self checkout supermarkets ...what's next?

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

They need to give us our own break room and name tags if we're going to have to do their work for them for free.

In Moscow, a nun was standing on a corner waiting for a bus.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Spicy!

Journey to the center of my mind

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Sorry Bill, I had to post it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdS2lWoxOM

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

My house, my porch, back off.

It’s coming….

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

simple and short.

Dos and don'ts in newspapers

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Layout people never think about the fold, only the full page.

I looked out of my living room window yesterday in horror I looked out of my living room window ...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Priorities.

[tiktok.com] George boy 🙄, how can u have grey hair yet not wisdom yet brother ? 🙄

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I don't want to play that game! EVER.

I know how to but...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

How did you know?

Been going on and on....

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I'd rather be comfy

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

That is a tear jerker.

Have some Xmas cheer. [youtu.be] [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Getting into the holiday spirit.

om nom nom [twitter.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

That's what happens when you butter your corn with heavy cream.

Oink oink?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

The Florida weather must be agreeable to him, he looks better than I've seen him in years.

I’m pretty sure this was only a Illinois based show, but I used to love watching it as a kid.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

The was a lot of local kids programing at one time, it was cheaper than the syndicated shows and allowed for brand loyalty. Looks like a fun show.

One can hope.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Perfect poem. Merry Christmas.

Bah, humbug!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Whatever it takes.

Which one do you like?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I'll take the Van Gogh

American Christmas??

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

The war on Christmas is over, Amazon won.

Alexa screwed up again!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Now you've got a starter kit.

This is something I want to try when the situation arises. LOL

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Well played.

Well, he got what he asked for...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

A little dry Scottish humor.

To me, this is more likely to happen to women…

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Get a kindle.

Have you been to Walmart lately?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

They claim that shoplifting is at an all time high, you think maybe the inexperienced checkout people have anything to do with that?

Have you been to Walmart lately?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

They still haven't sent me my W2 for last year.

Kids - the best thing in the world

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Better than hiding behind a split rail fence

Men only want one thing

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

slippery slope.

I know this has been asked before, more or less, but I have someone praying for me, and I'd rather ...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I too have relatives that do the I'll pray for you. I thank them and accept that they don't know what else to do. If one of them asks directly for prayers and nothing else, I'll tell them I will. I tell myself I hope they get better and go on. I have done as much good as prayers would have done and no hurt feelings.

Kari Lake Files Another Lawsuit Claiming Election Fraud in Arizona.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Seems she didn't learn her lesson from being sanctioned once already, Judges are getting tired of this bullshit.

I wonder if the people who make Sharpie are going to tell him to knock that shit off.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

He keeps it up and sharpie stock is going to drop faster than twitter.

A Congresswoman Cried Begging Colleagues to Vote Against a Same-Sex Marriage Bill

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I wanted to throw up when I first saw her fake tear show.

It's almost 2023. Who can believe we're still talking about this chud?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I love the job application one.

And that's the truth!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Way more convoluted than that, but the general idea is right.

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past III

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past II

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

some past selection

By special arrangements

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

And she did that so that their heads would be in the same camera frame

Is anyone good with bird identification?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

It flies like a raven, but looks like a jay on the wire. Is that a blue back and white front?

HOW JESUS WAS INVENTED BY THE COUNCIL OF NICAEA IN 325 AD

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

If Jesus was invented by anyone rather than a night sneak, it was by Paul. There are way too many historical inconsistencies in this to address, but it reads like a disjointed conspiracy theory. Why bring in the greeks. He has the racial makeup of upper Egypt off, and to say the priests acquiesced was no different than previous pharaohs, they changed their mind as long as they would continue have the power to compel sacrifices. The whole argument about whether Jesus existed or not is immaterial. If he did, he was a carpenter turned rabbi nothing more. Using the argument that there is no mention of him in historical documents is a ridiculous, we know that at least 3/4 of Roman governors are not mentioned as well as many senators, and even at least one emperor. So why would an insignificant criminal be mentioned? As far as the "book" burnings go, Romans did that in 66-69 CE during the great diaspora in retaliation for the Jewish uprising. They literally dismantled all of Judea and burned all the property to the ground including any religious artifacts. Remember the Romans were able to disassemble complete pyramids to repurpose the stones, so this was well within the technology and capabilities. And before anyone says there should be some record, up until the 1960s in the US, one of the most advance societies on earth, there were significant people that had no record that they existed in official documents until they needed a driver's license, tried to join the military or were required to get a social security card. Children were not required to get a SS card until the late 1990s. All this documentation stuff is very modern.

But what's the rush? I like it slow and long.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Listen to the lady, or you'll be yanking your own chain.

Remember, next time you hate your life, it's all about perspective.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I used to think people were dumb because they didn't have access to information. I was wrong.

Q: Why are the pyramids in Egypt? A: Because they were too heavy to take to the British Museum.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

That's what happens when you leave your stuff in the desert.

When you join a club but don't seem to fit in no matter how much you tell them you love Hitler.....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Kanye is taller than that.

Sometimes, two monsters simply grow apart.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Tip the children and get a cat.

You have to love a thorough physician.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Finally validation on my traffic jam theory.

This one is for all the COVID, Anti Vax, MAGA Conspiracy Theorists - Relax it was all just a bad ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

If only!

Tat for tit?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Sounds like a match.

I only get morning wood

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

That lying little shit, trying to get all the women. But splinters, ooh!

Questions, questions.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Amazing that the same people that laugh about 12 year olds believing in Santa,still go to church every Sunday.

Oooo, signed copies!!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

That must reduce their value by a bit.

Has anyone actually ever done this?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Not on your life.

My teenage crush. Linda Rondstadt. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

She was a hottie

It is different in China

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

That is just twisted

Members, take note. We are here every day.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

You would be even more disturbed if I was nude.

DOJ prosecutors and Trump attorneys arrive for closed-door hearing on request to hold ex-president ...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

I hope the judge slaps them with $100,000 day fine until all the documents are delivered retroactive to the date of the subpoena.

Rudolph S&M

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Careful what you ask for.

He's hoping they count to 5 and leave.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

safe until they look back at the house before they drive off.

This doesn’t surprise me at all.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Just like in other facets of her life, she wants to fuck everybody.

Hallelujah

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

She just wanted to meet him face to face.

I don't know who thinks these things up, but I spit my water out all over the keyboard lol "trump ...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Hilarious

Plotting your demise....

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

If you see smoke coming out of the center, run.

Holidays are fun but.....

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Another reason to be fixed.

Look what you did

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Glad to have been of service.

I'll keep an eye out for ya!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

You continue to do great stuff.

Cannons can backfire, ya know. Heh.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

All are on mark

No doubt looking for a gull friend.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2022:

good ones

Doesn't seem fair, does it?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2022:

I bet he appeals

This just in...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Bet he appeals.

Happy Pearl Harbor day....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Hitler said that immediately

Some churches leave UMC through formal process; others are suing Legal action — or the threat of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Since these churches are non profits, buy law once they dissolve, all their property reverts to the annual conference per their original organiing documents. The conferences are allowing them to instead pass that property on to their successor organiztions if they pay what is oued plus two years of financial contibutions. This amounts to a few thousand for millions in property. This just one more example of Christians not wanting to live by the law of the land and just have their own way. I have no sympathy for either side . Full disclosure, I was an ordained lay speaker in the UMC and worked with the hierarchy of the church through 3 general conferences, and was a delegate to 3 different annual conference Texas, North Texas and Rio Grande

But what about love?

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Not good.

Let me explain

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

+++yep

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Post in Just for laughs or memes are us and I'll see what else we can do'

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 8

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 7

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

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Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 5

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 4

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 3

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

add some more

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

I'll give you some points