Not new, but, still funny! & apropos!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

beam me up Scottie

Ordered mine already...

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I'll take two.

One word comes to mind...

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Bitch didn't listen to herself,

Let's do this

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

where are my drugs?

Is that fur real....

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

not in this lifetime.

I have no caption to offer on this gem

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

the amount of money you save will be astronomical. lol

Ancient astronauts???

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

You get the cone shape when you pour sand over itself, broad base, tiny top, duh. Build with rocks the same way except straight instead of curved.

I found this on Facebook and it made me laugh.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

All of trump's supporters may not be racists, but they sure as hell support racist policies and a racist.

Canada RN....

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Minute man missiles also blow a smoke ring on launch.

Cross merchandising

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

how you gonna eat with your hands tied up?

Never sexually abused anyone

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

give him a minute.

Feel the power of the dark side.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

The farce is strong with this one.

Little bastard

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

mercy killing

Creepy in a Jeep

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

beef on a queef?

Tiny bubbles

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

my response in a meme

You hear what you want to hear.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

i laughed a little too hard

Looking for shared hobbies, maybe not these hobbies.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

nice kitty

Just then the conversation gets interesting

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

At least she remembered to take her panties down first.

i wish... whoosh...

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

If you had to read the sign to know that, go ahead and sit for the lobodomy

love this guy

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

not by the river, it floods.

Yikes! Walgreens is having a sale!

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

drugs won't do you any good if you look like that.

Who could resist?

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

hell to the no.

Good Friday morning everybody 😄

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Sucking down my first pot before I launch.

Can't do normal (whatever that is).

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

normal is way overrated.

I'm scared....

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

only when you get a little bigger

It’s a large venue

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

what an asshole!

Hound Dog Man.

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

good puppy

This is so true 👍😊

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

guilty, I'll die before any of the artists that hang in my house. (except for the one in the bedroom, but we won't talk about that)

Effed Down South (and not in a fun way)

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Fuck em

Daddy-Remember Mama and Babies?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I liked the sugar babies, the daddies were too stiff and sticky.

Friendly tribe.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Cheap hemorrhoid removal .

Religion isn't an authority on who to love

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

or how to love.

When I was in college many decades ago, we had old fashioned "chat rooms" where strangers could have...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

we'd sit around the commons and pitch philosophy with no real meanings or endings

I have thanked them for the "scrolls" in the past ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Now it comes out that not only are they killing trees, but the thermal coating on the receipt may be a carcinogen

Group therapy works

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

They said be honest, so i was.

Harvey Weinstein and the couch of casting!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

not sure how to react.

Who else does this?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Don't you know less sounds makes you see better?

Overcome, and adapt!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I often said that newton might have explained gravity, but women knew about it centuries earlier, now it looks like some men too.

Republican Fascists and trump want us to sit home too be too confused to believe anyone but them, ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Do not let up, do not get complacent. VOTE

Don't forget..

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

He only gave up a short weekend

Trump needs to go. Vote blue to save America. People have already been killed. In ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

People have already been killed, just no one on the right. You know they are good people that just happen to murder peaceful protesters.

This is no joke..

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

This was a dark day, but they failed this time.

How far, realistically, would you go for a relationship? I mean distance. We are on this page, ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

At this point in life, I would go as far as I had to to if I thought it would work.

He sure as hell isn't going to school.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Based on the parallel tracks, he's waiting for something and trying to stay warm

Better get out the miracle grow

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

bad news, this is going to hurt.

A few more on blasphemy...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Freedom from religion.

Well, that & common sense!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

and common sense.

Sometimes I really do like Ike!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

let us stop making war, there are much better uses of our money and our young.

Psss.... hey you

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Par tay

It’s hard to be a dog

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Protecting you from the mailman,

How many used to have one in there home? My parents had one in their bedroom. 👍😀

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

next to the bed, so I could turn the volume down and listen to the top 40 count down on Sunday night.

You look vaguely familiar.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

oops!

Now you know!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

not the drugs!

Saying Hello

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

good morning. Now get the fuck to work.

3 Men and a Slut

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

obedience training,

Hocus Pocus My Fave

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Just made chilli.

How a Bill Becomes Law

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

New Rethuglican short cut

Can't argue with this!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

but is he ferrous or ferric?

We call the bong EL GORDO!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Now that's some pumpkin spice I can get behind

What position is this?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Need a car for a back seat,

Look, I think its frickin funny

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Certain things are best when eaten alive, dates for instance.

The real reason they had to die

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

How can he tell it's brown, there's a dino between them.

Have it your way

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Want fries with that?

He'd probably have done it anyway...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Maximum use of lube.

I think these needs to be here.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

laughed way too hard.

Tis the season!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

A hairy ass has never turned me on.

Did I post this yet?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

He's aged worse than Kieth Richards.

This is what i brought to work today for a treat

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

What no PPS?

Not sure if I should be happy or insulted, lol.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

RNC is a zombie food desert.

Look at the colors on this tiny, tiny bird!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Very pretty and dainty, but like the pansy, looks can be deceptive.

Outta My Way - Coffee

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

on my second cup

What Won't You Eat? One Point For Each.Just checked-5 for me.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I've eaten them all, but would I go out of my way to eat some of them again, probably.

Today the 25th of October 1957 the top 10 songs of the day, do you have a favorite one?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

remember hearing them all, but before my time.

Bad doggy!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

At least there was a wet spot.

Kibbles and dick, Kibbles and dick... I'm going to get me some Kibbles and dick!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

go for it.lol

Poor jebus

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Take it out deeper, it hurts so good.

That's not how you get salmonella

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Darwin effect in effect.

Then don't send the iPhone x to Asia

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

So it's not just me that can't tell them apart?

It won't be long:

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

stones, dead and floyd

That would be weird to use...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Trump's size.

Such an improvement!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

To me violence is much worse than sexual content.

How tRump thinks the game should be played...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

unfortunately this is an accurate depiction.

Almost there...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

They never see their own logic working against them.

& we sure wouldn't want that!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

worry about her attacking it.

I'm new here and so far I have one question. How do you level up?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

welcome, jump in, comment, discuss, fill out your bio and answer the profile questions. The more you interact, the better the chances of finding people like you and you like.

Dog snouts

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

sleeping their lives away.

we can see it but it's still silent... Silent Opportunity Mars Rover Spotted from Space (Photo)...

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

We've been looking all over for you.

Only time will tell...

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

The puns, will they ever stop? probably not.

There's a heart attack waiting to happen

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

$40 for a Bloody Mary, and that's all you got? Keep it coming.

Alrighty then

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

thought I saw some skin, nevermind.

How Trump's trade wars hurt US farmers - CNN [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

They brought the circus to town, clowns are on them.

Good moms.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

lick the mom, the beaters will take care of themselves.

It's just cute and silly.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I had to laugh

This one goes out to all the ladies...

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

No excuses, VOTE

How many of you men used this cologne?

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

My sister bought me a bottle, I used it a couple of times but didn't like it, finally threw it out after hauling it through 4 moves.

Say it one more time.... Jesus!

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Jeebus, hay suess they're calling you.

There's no other way to put it

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

better than calling them broken condoms

Hawkings was never wrong

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

anytime you can have god and satan tag team you, you're in trouble.

Monopolizing your business

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Trust busting.

Why I love where I grew up!

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

fantastic.