Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

what ever works

They be makin some bacon.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

bacon cheeseburger

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

who pays for you to spout bull shit?

I'll be gentle!

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

reason i would never agree to be tied up

Fuck around and find out! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2021:

fooled around and fell into ... a punch

Ready for the oven!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

that was the first 30 seconds, wait until you see where all they have gone in that condition. The amount of handprints is directly proportional to the cost of the item and inverse to the ability to clean it without damage.

Always worked

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I keep a case of wine just for communication purposes.

Oops, my bad...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Well, he is a multigenerational grifter and inherited his used car dealership, I mean church, from his father.

My sentiments exactly...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

YES!!!

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal ...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

hopefully he has learned to ask, Why?

I'd settle for a draw...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

If Covid has taught us anything, you need to be able to live with you

Rudy is Back in the News! [nytimes.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

It really doesn't pay to be DJT's personal attorney unless you are prepared to go to prison.

A brief expose of a major issue?

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Hide your corruption, with a little virtue and everyone will believe you when you say your shit smells like roses.

Thy neighbors wife...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Well he's screwed in more ways than one

The whole country would be vaccinated!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

great idea.

How those fun little bubble machines got invented.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

that is one powerful fart.

It's reached critical proportions...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

worst than that. Think of how dumb the average person is, half the people are dumber than that.

I think I see a pattern here...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

his timing is just off.

I can really relate to this one, how about you?

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I'm def in the over 50 example

Get off my lawn!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I;m going to need you to explain this, I'm fucking lost.

You're in for a bumpy ride...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

The best and worst is yet to come for all of them.

That is scary... gotta love Maxine.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I saw a kid (20 something) that had face tattoos and piercing that you just knew going to be a problem later, but what the hell, his problem.

True that one right now.. look at that dinosaur sitting on her desk..

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

It's not just women that get frustrated with computers.

Info we may not have heard:

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

women have been relegated to the shadows even when their light out shown others in their field.

I'm just a stub of my former self...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

All good things must come to an end, stubby.

Location. Location. Location.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

new business idea, sell ambulance chasers ad space on air bags

A likely story...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2021:

that's the story I'm going to go with.

At least we can buy it now...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

but didn't it get you sparkly clean

& it's only 6 P.M.!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

or at least retire young enough to enjoy your later years

That will show them lmao

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

watermelon as a suppository works too.

I didn't even know they could drive!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

6 in a VW bug. Only in the cartoons.

Coffee moment...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

priorities!

Magic!!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I get a sinking feeling everytime I see this.

Is your Life Insurance paid up???

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Makes sure she knows that you haven't paid the life insurance, so no net gain.

Have you become the villain in a story you used to love?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Love it, most of my relatives would have a fit and ban all references to any of these leftist memes. Another reason i am more than happy to be separated from them by distance and ignore them of FB

Wrong! I don't give a crap if this moron gets or doesn't get vaxed.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

did you lose/forget a link?

Hope everyone got to see the moon at some point tonight! Here is the moon in the sky from my spot ...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

nice, but we had cloud cover and winds out the ying yang

Daddy's girl

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

and... here come OSHA. lol

Happy Pink Full Moon Tuesday! My most recent accomplishment is successfully completing motorcycle ...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I've had my motorcycle license for years , but even though I don't ride anymore, I maintain it just in case. Helmet still sits in the closet

Very fine people on both sides!!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

A blight on humanity.

Got to ask WTF is going on with all these new posted sleezy women that list their phone numbers and ...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

As a greeter, I see a lot of them.

Science fiction writers are brilliant. Wish they would run for office.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Actuals scientist and psychologist make the best sci-fi writers.

Has anyone used TOPHATTER? The stuff on there seems mostly like cheesy junk. [tophatter.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I ordered one thing, never again. The drop ship from China and delivery can take 8-12 weeks, the quality is sub par. -2 out of 5 stars.

Love bacon

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I was going to steal this but here's a trade

Looks like fun

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Normal is what is normal for you,

Is there even a liquor made from carrots???

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

If it has sugar in it and can add flavor to water, you can bet that it has been tried.

Sleep tight...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

At least there is some sex happening in my bed and I'm involved even if it is just as a platform.

Just no getting away from them...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Sorry, we are still under Starfleet's factory warranty

Not going there pass

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

It depends on your definition of eating. Could be a fun dessert.

Oh what a shame lol

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Religion was a con job by the powers that be to trick their followers into paying a tax (tithe) without calling it a tax. The separation of church and state cut off this revenue stream to the monarchs. No wonder he is sad.

Which ones are they

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

You obviously haven't seen my craft room.

Believe that for sure

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I really loved tacos

My meme catch for the week

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

thanks my file was getting empty

She must be a brown noser.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Oh shit! She's way too kinky.

FYI I was just emoji’ ing to scurry in the meme group and it recorded 3 responses for my 1 ...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

stuff happens

Ok. Many pics... continued in comments...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Signs of the times?

Weather report for this week

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Looks like it sounds like spring.

this one got a giggle out of me..then again, I am easily entertained

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

If he can have an affair in 3 minutes, you're not missing much.

There's a competition for that???

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Didn't even realize that they hunted for ones that young.

Really, chill. Or discuss. But let's not go bonkers...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Exactly.

I really don't find this unbelievable!

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

groan.

Planetary Defense Conference: NASA to Participate in Exercise Simulating Asteroid Impact ...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

A lot can be learned from this type of tabletop exercise. It gives a chance for input and review during a an critical time.

Luckily not my kid

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

His freshman year will be the best 4 years of his life.

That makes no sense lol

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Just look out for falling safes.

I have to be at work in a few hours! 😔🙄

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2021:

scraping sound behind you? That's just your ass dragging.

Flying Faster & Farther: NASA’s Ingenuity Mars Helicopter Completes Third Flight ...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

NASA continues to excel. How many of their projects exceed planned lifetimes and performance?

I'm such a poet...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Is that before or after?

Tinder for catholic priests

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

If he wasn't before, at least he will know whether he likes it or not.

Those who forget their history...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

I don't like the sound of that,

Microbiologist Thomas Brock Dies at 94: [the-scientist.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

I've been to Yellowstone 15 times, beginning in 1967. His work was referenced many times over the years by rangers.

Cat-people heaven.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

That is a lot of......er cat.

Epic story of parenting...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

You really captured the essence. My favorite taunt to new parents, "I bet you never thought it would take 30 minutes to get ready to go to the corner store."

Let's not be wasteful.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

need to see the math. lol

The Grammar Police are everywhere...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

go get those fast typist. non spellers.

It's breakfast time!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

That cat is being way gentler than mine.

Late Saturday night dinner!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

things eaten over the sink or kitchen trash can have no calories, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Pixar Two

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

no more stuff from the My Pillow guy.

An Oldie, but definitely a 'Goldie'...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

going to need to send that suit to the cleaners in Kandor.

What would a masochist go if they died

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

None of the above, their body might make the cemetery or crematorium, but when you're dead you're dead no matter what you were in life.

What do your drinks tell you? (multiple images)

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

lots of history there.

Makin' Bacon. Tenderising the meat. Pounding the pork.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

bacon porn

Survey says . . . . .

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

Solitary is going to make life seem so very long.

Talkin' Booze. Part deux.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

They are all liars!

Even I groaned at this...then I laughed and laughed...I'm weird :P

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

That will teach you to not be overprotective.

Should've done this long ago...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

No refunds, no returns.

The Young Turks Ted Cruz's Pathetic Attempt At Gaslighting [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Damn Ted is crazier than than DJT if he believes anything he said.

Pretty much...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

need more cars and a bigger fire, plus a cess pool.

SPECIAL HOME TOWN FEELING Brought to you by The Onion

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Would be so much funnier if there wasn't so much truth to it.

Been there...Done that!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

she littered on your floor.

The Ring of Fire Trump's $15 Billion Border Wall Defeated By $5 Ladders [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

anyone with half a brain had that figured it out already. Main reason trump didn't see it.

Especially around here

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

You are being assaulted by plant sperm, be sure to take your birth control.

No wonder prescriptions are all gobbledegook! :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

You need a group of pharmacists to decipher it.

Stephen nailed it

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

then it would have a hint of ginger

Oops wrong answer Kermit

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Frog needs to learn to just ribbit before he says something stupid.

Luke your past caught up with you

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Luckily they found out before it went farther

The very cute, totally disturbing tale of the American “it” dog How the quest to own the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

the problems people create to have "cute"

Cute motherfucker!

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

and you still can't sneak up behind him.

FEDERAL CANNABIS CHANGES 4/22/2021 A Drug Enforcement Administration agent claimed that New ...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Somebody needs to update their rhetoric from the 1940s. I haven't seen that much bullshit since my trip to the manure pile.

Therapy...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

at least you remembered to leave a door open for air.

NASA’s Perseverance Rover Produces Oxygen on Mars – Key “First” for Human Exploration of the...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Big step forward, making the possibility of a return trip much better.