Perhaps in a different reality......

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

It was 4 years of an alternate reality, America has awoken from the long national nightmare

My kids are asking for an indoor dog. What are the best indoor dogs?

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

I think the suggestions for a shelter dog are on the mark. They should already be near their full size and you should be able to evaluate their energy levels better.

I resemble that cartoon!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

good to know, I'm fast approaching geezerhood.

Happy Earth Day!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

More like infested with.

Not how I wanted to participate...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

would have been more fun to just get fixed.

Exciting new kids toy

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

nope.

I didn't know that

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Does that mean we can expect more sequels?

Mommy...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Child abuse to force them to go to church.

'bout time...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

I always wanted to here a sportscaster ask the loser how they felt about their god letting them down,

Breaking news...DONATE NOW!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Already had my morning dump, I'll make a really big one tomorrow.

I am wondering if and when I will ever reach level 8.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Gave you a little help

I am wondering if and when I will ever reach level 8.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

You've only got a few thousand to go, post, comment, like.

That will make parents more careful

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

why not a Jack Russel puppy, and energy drink and a candy bar?

Mmmmmm... Bacon... drool

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I normally reply to bacon memes with bacon memes, this says it all,

Typical kitty

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

cats gotta cat

She must really care

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

Is her first name Lorena?

I wonder what he is expecting - inside-...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

if it were me, I'd request he subtract 68.

Been there, done that, seen it all.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I'd hate to have to put up with this shit again.

I probably should have started these a few months ago, under a grow light but maybe they will still ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

grown both, a little easier than spaghetti, but well worth the effort.

Even though we're still mourning the loss of our best girl Squill, Moxie and I welcomed two puppies ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

good looking pups.

Trout season opened April 3rd here in Pennsylvania and I've been spending all of my free time plying...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I really miss trout fishing

First post here, and I wanted to get to know people better, so why did you guys join this site?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Welcome, poke around, find some groups that you are interested in, ask questions.

Hot damn! Instant Karma wango tango asshole! [abc7.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Ole shitty diapers could keep him out of this one.

Yup an accurate observation

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2021:

He's acclimating before he is released back into the wilds of his native Canada.

Why has the block feature for the groups been disabled?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

It has been frustrating for a while.

💣🚬🐝👀👅👑💍🐶🐱🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

trump one was hilarious, rest were pretty good.

Time for a career change?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

@pralina1 here's your dog

Is McTurtle Holding the Bag? [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

KY can rest assured that they will remain in the bottom teir of states as long as Moscow Mitch represents them,

A reminder to all.......recognize these poisoned plants.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I've got 2 of the three thanks to my neighbor. Very tough to control since it sprouts from tuber roots.

Circular argument.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I see you have you endless power supply.

I can't imagine the incident that led to this warning.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I can imagine it, but I don't want to imagine it.

The Ring of Fire Marjorie Taylor Greene Forced To Abandon Her Ridiculous "America First" Caucus...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

racist going to be racist, she could just call it what it is, the KKK caucus.

How's your garden growing?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

my beans are getting ready to bloom I have tomatoes on the plants, my squash is setting fruit , before the squash bugs get out, my pequine peppers are about a foot high and the ones from last year are up about 6 inches

So dang obvious...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I just had another agnostic tell me that he didn't know right from wrong, it is so obvious.

Guys, can you decide?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

yes to both

Another "Homer"...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Not sure that is probable even if it is possible

Dang, we lost Argyle...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Put in six pair get out 3 pair and change.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I couldn't think of a better answer.

I literally had to stash an extra under my pillow w/ my ex...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Not going to happen in this lifetime.

Works for me...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

and cats, not to mentions walks in nature.

Necromancer for dessert?

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Whole new take on she's my cherry pie.

Yup we are old

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I remember seeing Keith when I was young and so was he

A dad joke alert! Is he feeling alright? He's looking a little green. 😆

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Saw him at the salad bar.

Cat Gun?? Yup!

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

10 switchblades and a gun, that is one dangerous kitty.

Romance novel ad-libs??

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I got nothing.

It's Sunday again, time for more Atheist Pig!

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Really like the Capt. America one.

Throw the book at him! Or, maybe lots of tomatoes....

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

under the jail

Love my job so much God bless my great nation

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

India, Pakistan, or Nigeria?

Well, this is adorable.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

It's surprising how many cats cheat on their humans with other humans.

& likely more than that!

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

and that's not the only thing

Photos of the week: [washingtonpost.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

great collection for the week

That portrait is perfect

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

captured his true nature. excellent!

It happens to me so often!

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

That was not an accident,

I’m in the ER now. My foot seems to be infected. Will share more as available.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

I hope you get better soon.

This is for sure a lost ice cream flavor. [whereyat.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

When I go to the local Asian market, I am surprised, dismayed and curious with all the to me strange flavors. But I learned long ago, not to knock it until I've tried it. I have to admit I would try it with trepidation.

Marjorie Taylor Greene to Form a New Anglo-Saxon Caucus Several House Republicans, led by Reps.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

As someone with some Anglo-Saxon heritage I am offended by these assholes claiming to represent the Anglo-Saxons.

Friday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2021:

a cute little shorty

Who's a good dog?

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Who's a good dog? Now if you can get him to return them to their owners.

Growers fret as Mexico moves to legalize marijuana

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

It is way past time for this to happen worldwide. Farmers will benefit from lower production costs, so that even though it sells for less, their profit could increase.

Can't smile. Won't smile. Typical! 😂

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

I have over 30,000 pictures, I am in less than 100 of them.

GOP Lawmaker Vetoes Suicide Education Bill Over Teaching of Evolution Wyoming has always had ...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

classic cut your nose off to spite your face logic

Used to be such a score!

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

Or having to search for one not in use on campus.

As long as I avoid mirrors, all will be well...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

I do fine until I get into bright lights

I still got it!

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

Take your victories where ever you can get them

They deserve it yuck

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

this

No thanks I prefer female

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I don't know about you, but I'm not drinking any male milk

I'm not going near there

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

That looks like one bad ass dog.

It's high time to address these atrocities!

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

lol ing

Doesn't seem to work on them, tho...

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

You might need to smack them a little harder, like into tomorrow.

Even when I lounge sans PJ's...

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

But he still worked his ass off to get to the point where he could stay home in his jammies

Yup...Guilty as charged

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Roadtrip snacks are probably the healthiest I eat. I have veggies, fruit and cheese. Sorry to disappoint.

I have a new family member: Reji /Rej Barkley the ChiWeenie.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Cute

Glass not full!

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Cats will cat.

Be sure to smile

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Just so everyone will wonder what you've done.

This really has nothing to do with Trump except that it's all about GREED and THEFT...

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

He thought he would die in 2-3 years when he plead out in 2008. I guess there was a little bit of justice after all.

Wednesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

The NZ all blacks?

FOUR GREAT HISTORICAL LIES: [united-cats.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Nice way to discredit treason, but I'm not buying it.

Commentary about Matt Gaetz and federal charges for sex trafficking

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

As sick as he is I have to laugh at his attempts to cover it up after it has been laid out for all to see.

Memes I collected hopefully not from here

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I always wish there was a real person reading the responses, that's what I'd like to put.

More memes

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

matt lol

Got my 2nd covid shot and now I'm cured! .

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Had my second one almost a month ago.

History of Salk, Sabin and polio vaccine

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2021:

I remember going in for the shot at the clinic, then a few years later we had to get the sugar cube, Shots never bothered me, but the sugar cube was much more fun. And either was better than suffering what the children that had gotten the disease in my town.

Looks like this was a "Letter to the Editor" of a CA newspaper.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Freedom's never free.

A what kind of pitcher?

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

He was born in water and now plays on land?

You've Cat to be Kitten me right Meow!

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

cat's still in shock

That time of year here yikes

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I have been sexually assaulted by tree sperm

Can believe that

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

too late

Someone thinks they can design...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Not even sure where to begin on this one

The thing that sucks is that unfortunately this eventually happens to most of us.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

It still beats the alternative, but to be forgetful than forgotten.

Texas Republicans say their proposed voting restrictions are color blind.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Dan Patrick, a second rate sportscaster elected on the reputation of the much better know real sportscaster is upset because he thinks they are secretly calling him a racist. Dan, we are not secretly calling you a racist, we are outright saying you are the most blatant racist in the state of Texas, which says a lot.

Please save the ducks

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

What do they do with all the feathers?

Nailed it!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Fits

This Hammer.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I haven't heard this in decades, thanks.

Who's got plan for some fun adventures this summer?

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I'm going to be doing my Dallas-Las Vegas trips by car this summer. There is still a ton of stuff to see in that corridor for me and a lot I want to see in more detail

Tucker Carlson’s Racist White Replacement Theory Stirs Controversy Fox News host Tucker Carlson...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

He is certainly full of it.

That family tree does not fork out much..

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Whole new meaning to sister wife.

That's called a bus phew

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

or this

How about just a quick motor boat...the pills can wait.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Why not?

Lot of that going around...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I would say a bunch of men in dresses

🚬💣🧨💊💉🔥🌪🌧🌟🌍

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Liked Neil best, but the rest are still good