This goodnight kitty is going up wicked early. (We're under a Tornado Watch until 11 pm.... ).

RavenCT comments on May 15, 2018:

Can confirm storm went past - safe! ;-) Weird weather.

phxbillcee replies on May 16, 2018:

So glad!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

CaroleKay comments on May 15, 2018:

Awwwww, I have Opossoms living in an overgrown area of my yard. ♥

phxbillcee replies on May 16, 2018:

@CaroleKay Even then! But cuteness does not at all apply to rodents w/ fanny packs masquerading as marsupials!

I don't recall who posted Robbie Robertson, but it brought back such great memories of his music ...

Duke comments on May 16, 2018:

That's a great CD! I've got that one.

phxbillcee replies on May 16, 2018:

I need to get that one. I have "Robbie Robertson" & "Robbie Robertson & the Red Road Ensemble"

No, no I don't!

Coldo comments on May 15, 2018:

Just a thought,a non believer has never been "possessed"

phxbillcee replies on May 16, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Only one????

"Gather your leaves together.

ashortbeauty comments on May 15, 2018:

I like the harmonica. It's not used much anymore

phxbillcee replies on May 16, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM

Here's where I annoy a lot of my atheist and agnostic friends.

educatedredneck comments on May 15, 2018:

If anyone wants a serious, respectful discussion I'm totally up to it. I know a quite a bit about guns and behavior modification. I know a lot of extremely responsible "gun nuts", lol see my name here. I'll try to respond respectfully if people are snide, but mostly I just ignore those ...

phxbillcee replies on May 16, 2018:

@educatedredneck Just so you know, not all here, even proponents of some form of gun control, feel the same as certain others do. I feel you have been respectful & reasoned, if not always in agreement with my particular views, & I personally welcome you here!

Where Is the Center of the Universe? [livescience.com]

ashortbeauty comments on May 14, 2018:

Like this: But no matter how special we humans think we are, the universe has, so far, shown otherwise.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Yep, we are flukes of the Universe. So make things as healthy & happy as we can!

Where Is the Center of the Universe? [livescience.com]

VictoriaNotes comments on May 14, 2018:

*"But no matter how special we humans think we are, the universe has, so far, shown otherwise. "* Indeed.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

& it bothers me not at all. We are only special to ourselves & only make meaning for ourselves. That should be more than enough for each of us!

The further adventures of Florida Man!

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 15, 2018:

Just stole it, to send to my brother who lives in Florida.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@tnorman1236 Glad to have helped brighten his day, then!

Will get you every time!

CaroleKay comments on May 15, 2018:

The almighty powerful boobies!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Almost as powerful as...

Will get you every time!

kenriley comments on May 15, 2018:

damm ! I didn't look

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Su-u-u-ure you didn't! LOL

The further adventures of Florida Man!

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 15, 2018:

Just stole it, to send to my brother who lives in Florida.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

I hope he has a sense of humor!

Will get you every time!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I know what he will be visualizing during his next meditation

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Me, too! & that's not how you spell masturbation!!!

Will get you every time!

Coldo comments on May 15, 2018:

The sign of romance.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@DeeTee Well, it is his little hangy-down part!

“What cause have we to complain about their fierce hatred to us?

gigihein comments on May 15, 2018:

I feel we were the catalyst in these more recent escalation of violence.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Of that there is no doubt! Officially moving our Embassy was the precipitating spark!

WOTM: What's a Greater Leap of Faith: God or the Multiverse?

ashortbeauty comments on May 15, 2018:

Interesting question... Do you have a link to part one?

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

See above edit!

I'm trying to relate to you seven-ers.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Maybe if we spoke French?

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@Lukian Was up there for Winter Festival, just lovely, if cold as, well, the North!

Why Isn't Cling Wrap as Good as It Used to Be? [youtube.com]

magicwatch comments on May 15, 2018:

well, that just about wraps it up for me,

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

LOL!

Ewwww. But I couldn't resist. Fair warning.

Johnsalterego comments on May 15, 2018:

At least one of those is a squid masquerading...

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Yeah, that one does look like Calamari!

The good old days.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Dr Smith says part of my problems cause mama never breast-fed me :(

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Now, what's the reason(s) for the rest of your problems??!!??

I trust that you'll all be able to read this

Shelton comments on May 15, 2018:

LMAO. You got me!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@kenriley, @Shelton The reason Ken didn't see it is he's masturbated so much he's gone blind! I bet he has hair on the palms of his hands, too! LOL

I'm trying to relate to you seven-ers.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Maybe if we spoke French?

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@RavenCT, @Lukian That's about the only phrase I knew when I went up to Quebec to work carnivals! & I did love Montreal, probably the most European of any N. Am. city. & some great clubs! Now, this was about '76 or so, so I don't know how much has changed.

Kanzas KANSAS_FULL Album)) [youtube.com]

sassygirl3869 comments on May 15, 2018:

Love Kansas-never saw them live

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

I did, once in San Francisco. Put on an excellent show. It's a Beautiful Day opened & they were terrible!

Welcome @Blindbird... glad you signed up!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 14, 2018:

Thanks for having me!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@hankster I have absolutely no doubt!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Ok, then...

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@Coldo Let me throw you this Yogi with a 'twist'! ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM4IaOAoG5I

Welcome @Blindbird... glad you signed up!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 14, 2018:

Thanks for having me!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@hankster & I appreciate that you stuck up for her, too! You didn't know that we do this all the time & were well justified! Thanks for looking out for a friend!

Welcome @Blindbird... glad you signed up!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 14, 2018:

Thanks for having me!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@hankster Believe me, I do NOT respond that way to every woman! @Blindbird & I have an understanding. I can tease her & she can demolish me! & I have already admitted that there are no guarantees that I can behave!

The Best Of Elvin Bishop [youtube.com]

Anniemae comments on May 15, 2018:

Yes! Thank you.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Added a few!

The Best Of Elvin Bishop [youtube.com]

mistymoon77 comments on May 15, 2018:

wow.. not that is a golden oldie from memorable days gone by. Good tunage..

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Added a few!

The Best Of Elvin Bishop [youtube.com]

kenriley comments on May 15, 2018:

Thanks, that takes me back a few years

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Added a few more since it wasn't 'streaming' the way it should have.

The Best Of Elvin Bishop [youtube.com]

sassygirl3869 comments on May 15, 2018:

Bruce Springsteen opened for him at Franklin Pierce College for him in 1973 for $4.00. My friend gave me some THC/halleucegenic that night. What a concert.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Great concert with a great buzz! Good times!

Ties in with those so called "fish stories"

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Damn, I thought it was 8 seconds!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@mistymoon77 LOL! Just enough time for him to get dressed & get out!

He's on our site, folks! Is Telekinesis Possible? HolyKoolaid! [youtube.com]

Charlene comments on May 15, 2018:

Improbable but not impossible..

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@evidentialist Agreed, but I was being as agnostic as possible about it.

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

Squirrel comments on May 15, 2018:

Who pulls over to take a photo of roadkill? At least leave a balloon on the little guy

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

I think they take a pic before they pick it up & take it home for dinner!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

CaroleKay comments on May 15, 2018:

Awwwww, I have Opossoms living in an overgrown area of my yard. ♥

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Watch those 'w's', woman! No more than 2 allowed per aw!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

Lukian comments on May 15, 2018:

I'll start a fire, get a kettle and water. You guys get veggies. We're going to cook up some Roadkill stew. Yessiree!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Always an alternative!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Ok, then...

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@Blindbird Yeah, but they don't care, now, do they?

Little Feat Fav [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Always have loved me some Feat! Miss Lowell George, tho!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

& a great earlier one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1pQ7UhgH3A

Fix your own damned sammich.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

That has also got to be the 'whitest' lunch on the planet!!!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@ProudMerry But is it really cheese???

Little Feat Fav [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Always have loved me some Feat! Miss Lowell George, tho!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzicv2cmwac

He's on our site, folks! Is Telekinesis Possible? HolyKoolaid! [youtube.com]

Charlene comments on May 15, 2018:

Improbable but not impossible..

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Absolutely no proof up to this point, & they've been searching for years. I agree, it just might be possible, but the odds look incredibly stacked against it.

Right on @skado! welcome.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Welcome! Another old-timer! (We need another word for us!!!)

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@skado Catchy!

Trump Wants The U.S. To 'Be Cool' About China, The Late Show [youtube.com]

Stacey48 comments on May 15, 2018:

Lol! It's so hard to listen to DT, he's so rediculous. The flip on China was inevitable. I remember thinking, during the election, how much of a grudge he had against China. I thought it was idd. It was all personal business, oh wait now he may have something to gain, not the country, just him.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-china-zte_us_5af9f701e4b0200bcab7fa66

Cuts grass, and ferilizes lawn.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:

I need a goat or 3

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

I won't even ask.

He's on our site, folks! Is Telekinesis Possible? HolyKoolaid! [youtube.com]

hankster comments on May 15, 2018:

have you seen 'the men who stare at goats' ?

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Great story & good movie!

This Thumbnail is a Butt, College Humor [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:

Hahaha. I did it first.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

& we all appreciated that!

Might have stolen this one from here.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:

Pretty dark this morning, I like it.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

That's our girl!

Sums up who I am as a person...

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 15, 2018:

I have done I mean heard of carving hole in mattress and putting a bologna role inside with a hole carved in it but never a pork chop l;ol

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

LOL! Wa-a-a-ay too much information!

Same damn g

Johnsalterego comments on May 15, 2018:

Sometimes I wonder if stupid people aren't happier in general...

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Sure, 'cause they make the rest of us miserable!

Same damn g

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

I've often thought that stupidity should be painful to the person who's stupid, not everyone else

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Unfortunately, no...

Fix your own damned sammich.

AmiSue comments on May 15, 2018:

When I throw that at him....corner could take an eye out!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX LOL, Dude! Watch your pronouns! Folks might get the wrong idea!!!

Fix your own damned sammich.

Squirrel comments on May 15, 2018:

Who would ever say this to their partner?

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

LMAO!!! good one!

Milk milk lemonade...

Coldo comments on May 15, 2018:

On A "Cheery" Note!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@Captnron59, @Insectra, @XxDARKNEXUSxX, @Coldo https://theoutline.com/post/1951/david-avocado-wolfe-is-the-biggest-asshole-in-the-multiverse?zd=1&zi=e5npbwpl

Terrifying Atheist Jump-Scares! Bionic Dance [youtube.com]

CeliaVL comments on May 15, 2018:

A good presentation. I shall see what else she has done.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

You may be able to find some in this category, as I post her often. Or, go to the YT link & get her there. She has been producing videos for a number of years now.

How odd are we allowed to be?

AmiSue comments on May 15, 2018:

About this odd.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

I hear that a lot!

How odd are we allowed to be?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2018:

Can we talk about how sad I am we don't have rent a goat around here. I need a couple for my backyard :)

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@Donotbelieve I-ay ant-way a-way oat-gay - or, in Burmese (or so the internet says)..... ငါသည်တဆိတ်ကိုလိုခငျြ

John Oliver - Michael Cohen's Essential Consultants [youtube.com]

kenriley comments on May 15, 2018:

Man I think John Oliver is the best.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

He's damn good!

Hey, Snowflakes!

kenriley comments on May 15, 2018:

This should have been block. It's just not right

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

LOL!

What the fuck kind of doublek insanity is this?

shockwaverider comments on May 15, 2018:

This was my reply to him: Replying to @realDonaldTrump A. You're a leaker & therefore a traitor & a coward B. No one needs to do anything to make you look bad, you do that all on your own C. Whistleblowers are protected, you ignorant fascist loser D. You and Fox are fake news E. Everyone with ...

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Well done!

No, no I don't!

Coldo comments on May 15, 2018:

Just a thought,a non believer has never been "possessed"

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Well, I have been "possessed" with munchies on occasion!

Say what???

mistymoon77 comments on May 14, 2018:

Anything with the word semen & cup in the same sentence I will pass on.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Well, not a jelly cup!

Some of the groups (or people in the groups) here.

matthew1954 comments on May 14, 2018:

Not my circus, not my monkeys

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@Blindbird Film at 11:00!

They say that this week....

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

True dat!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

So true!

Matching panties!

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Cool!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Would help with aeration!

McVodka please. :D

Livinlife comments on May 14, 2018:

Symantics.....

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Is that when Uncle Sy acts up???

@scootercooters.com

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

I'll take loneliness....

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

& something to replace the lunch I lost!

This old joke was either pulled or deleted from "Cheesy Jokes".

RavenCT comments on May 15, 2018:

Bad taste......

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

LOL! Someone was eating asparagus!

We are fucking doomed

bigbeardedbadass comments on May 14, 2018:

As someone who worked 12.5 years in retail... I would have loved a sign like this just so customers who brought more in would feel like an idiot

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

C'mon, you know they have no shame! Or respect for others!

This old joke was either pulled or deleted from "Cheesy Jokes".

ashortbeauty comments on May 15, 2018:

Hmm guess he didn't like it I love giving blow jobs

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

Tell me more! Better yet...

Yeah, stop with the judging!

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Green is a sexy color and you need to stop watching that tentacle shit. It's gross.

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

There you go with the judging!!! We don't hassle you about your predilection for rubber sheep, do we?

Oh well, too bad, so sad.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Naw, but it usually makes me laugh!

phxbillcee replies on May 15, 2018:

@Blindbird, @mistymoon77 It's a gift!

Bobble Head Pets.

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

I can't stop laughing....poor things but.....lmao!

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

I live in Phoenix & I shave in the summer & my head looks bigger! (Oh, wrong head!)

The brains behind South Park

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Ohh to be famous and rich and do WTF you want

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@Livinlife that's why I'm looking for a woman who will keep me in the manner that I wish to become accustomed to!

let there be no f ing questions.

Johnsalterego comments on May 14, 2018:

How much time did everyone else spend trying to think of something they missed?

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@CraeftSmith Naw, not really interesting & all in a Thesaurus...

Sht Gets Isreal at the Jerusalem Embassy - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper [youtube.com]

RavenCT comments on May 14, 2018:

Oh FFS.....

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

& that's an understatement!

A really S.h.o.r.t fight.

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

@Blindbird and I both approve....lol!

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

As @Blindbird would say, "Provert!" LOL

Pick the worse horror movie out there & it's a done deal if you got really good pizza.

Johnsalterego comments on May 14, 2018:

Ever watch Mystery Science Theater 3000? That was the way to watch bad movies... With people making fun of them

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

That was/is great! We even have a member by the name of MST3K!

God or Bacon? I know what I've chosen!

Captnron59 comments on May 14, 2018:

I don't do neither .... pork is Nasty...

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

Having pork chops tomorrow night! BLT's 3 nights ago. Ham sandwich this afternoon.

God or Bacon? I know what I've chosen!

mistymoon77 comments on May 14, 2018:

bbq pork ribs... omg, the best ever..but bacon, I will wrap bacon around dam near anything. I did say dam near..

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

I can see no peaches, but what about....

Spacing matters.

Captnron59 comments on May 14, 2018:

They didn't have that when I went to school!!

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@Johnsalterego This whole series is worth reviving!

Spacing matters.

Captnron59 comments on May 14, 2018:

They didn't have that when I went to school!!

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

I'm sure hand jobs were around even back then, Ron!

This meme has more wisdom than most religious quotes.

Captnron59 comments on May 14, 2018:

Sounds like don't tread on me.

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

The updated version!

...too true...

Captnron59 comments on May 14, 2018:

I don't deal with others people's problems. Got enough of my own.

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

& enough holes in your head!

Say what???

mistymoon77 comments on May 14, 2018:

Anything with the word semen & cup in the same sentence I will pass on.

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

But I produce more semen when wearing a cup!

One hell of a storm

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

More than meets the eye...

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@CraeftSmith Gotta give props to the boss!

When the dangers of proselytizing are more obvious.

Johnsalterego comments on May 14, 2018:

Maroon...

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@Johnsalterego My hero! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8GGpYFmkYI

Apparently, it is now full.

Johnsalterego comments on May 14, 2018:

Bueller?

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@DeeTee For someone supposedly so smart, he is such a dumb-ass!

Augh! It burns!

psycheworks comments on May 14, 2018:

My poor dogs ;-)

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

Haven't heard that euphemism before!

More about intimate bleaching.

Johnsalterego comments on May 14, 2018:

This is seriously a thing? https://analbleachingguide.com/

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I'm a gentleman, so I won't say it!

Guess Who...

Johnsalterego comments on May 14, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

I knew someone would have to bring out the classic!

Guess Who...

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

https://youtu.be/Mdqv5xIsFLM

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

Thanks, Eric!

let there be no f ing questions.

Johnsalterego comments on May 14, 2018:

How much time did everyone else spend trying to think of something they missed?

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

Came up with a few, but they were fairly complete!

I just watched a commercial for Botox for Men.

RavenCT comments on May 12, 2018:

I get medical Botox for muscle spasm - for migraines. They tried injecting me one time in my temples and forehead. (It did not help my migraines - (they try various patterns until they find one that works well). Never again. Could not raise an eyebrow to save my life! It was horrible. I ...

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@RavenCT, @KKGator It's got to be hell in our society to be an aging woman in the entertainment industry. The stress & expectations are so high. & while a man ages & grows 'distinguished', a woman does & is called old, often "too" old!

That's it is must have been one drunk concert.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I wonder how long it took her to notice?

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

Like "No Regerts"!

Something Red Green would do.

CaroleKay comments on May 14, 2018:

Lol! I see so many missed opportunities with this. Like dining chairs for seats, another table as a canopy, etc... :D

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

Sorta like a redneck limo, eh?

Please, put your phones in...

RavenCT comments on May 14, 2018:

I did this routine on someone the other day. Not sure if they'd seen the movie. Also going on the list! lol

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

It'll have my vote!

Tickle me Elmo

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Still one of my fav skits with her (can you guess why?!?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSejBIlXVA

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@zorialoki There are certain portions where I recommend slo-mo!

The world is not what it seems.

Coldo comments on May 14, 2018:

Then There Is.....

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

So true! We can't help it, our senses & our brain filter everything!

Welcome @Blindbird... glad you signed up!

bingst comments on May 14, 2018:

Did anyone else get notified of this post twice?

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

Always getting doubles or more!

Welcome @Blindbird... glad you signed up!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 14, 2018:

Thanks for having me!

phxbillcee replies on May 14, 2018:

@Blindbird But, I haven't, yet!!!