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Never talk to people in elevators... Or at offices... Just don't talk to people.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Well, that was a lame pick-up line! He's probably heard it a million times!
Stoner level... MacGyver!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I guess it's better than trying to use TP as rolling papers!
Is it as good as it is in my dreams?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Re-tired???
As Sherlock Holmes used to say... Whenever you have eliminated all possible answers... Whatever is ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
LMFAO!!! That was priceless!
A kisser!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Quid pro quo, that's the 'Art of the Deal'!
All the Eternal questions... Answered.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
If you can't get the answers from Colbert, who ya' gonna trust?
Baptism from the baby's point of view...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Drown first, indoctrinate later!
When you and your bros try to do karaoke.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Please, don't let Shatner sing!! Please!
I'm almost there
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
When you finish, please, clean up after yourself!
Technically pregonanacy is also an std.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
That first one had me worried for a second until I realized they were just age-spots!
Can't stop. Won't stop
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Hide that last one from @EricTrommater & @Blindbird
Good ole merica.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
What's really sad is they won't even collect any worms.
And now the weather forecast from Venice Beach (LA) and Blackpool UK
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
You made me do it...
Cleaning out the old memes.. Hope none of them are from here
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
A nice mix. A few I "saved", the third is going on FB to twist some panties!
4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Good job, @Rudy1962! & only 2 of them are dead in this set! (Ghost & baby for those not paying attention! Of course, the girlfriend could be by now!)
Trump's law and justIce
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Very good. Also, I stole it, ahem, "appropriated" it & posted it on FB.
We all know them
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Far too many on this site, nowhere is safe!
Sometimes it's mandatory
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Not as long as you don't shout, "Scoo-oo-ooo-re" after.
Have you ever felt like Bigbird being marched through the Death Star by a Sith and a bunch of his ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Looks like fun, but I have to, uh...uh,...wash my hair! Yeah, that's it!
Dead hooker humor part I ....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Tho I have to be creative in my disposal methods I find I'm more than compensated by the savings in hooker fees!
Lost at sea with this one...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
This one keeps "popping up"!
On topic!! Jesus Comes.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
And this is not near the "worst" one...
Lol...Damn Men...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Says she, "The Lorena Bobbit Story"!
We really don't have enough bicycle or sushi humor in this place...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
We do now!
I think I was going to be a movie director... Or a pirate...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
As if your problem is only with wine!!!
When it rains on my day off...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Like it needs an excuse! Why did they ever decide to mate dogs & rodents???
A real life douchebag Ken doll...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
You can tell Easter's here, Hey-Zeus has returned, & he has serious bed-head!
... farts are funny.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
But were you in tune?
Single life....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
You use dishes?
No, I'm just trying to be a cat and an opossum meme all in one...a catossum if you wil.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Kick it's ass, cat. It's a rodent!!!
Romantic Era dentists didn't fuck around...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
& next is the leeches & trepanning!
Caps lock.....™€`^««»{}™
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Don't even know what to say here. That is just head-smack on so many levels!!!
Coldfinger the remake.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Uh, that wasn't his finger! James, just like Hey-Zeus is a LICH!
Women are from Venus... Men Are from Mars... Donald Trump is from.....?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
That explains so much!
Super douchebag Ken doll... coming to his toy store near you.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
OMG! It's keN'Sync! The hottest (not really a)boy band! They sing like angels(getting their wings amputated)!
I will stand up for my belief... That fart jokes are funny!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
At least defacing an atheist's org.s poster doesn't carry the same penalties as defacing gov't property!
Now the weather report this time from Manchester.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
She just saw me struttin' down the street! Plus, it's chilly as hell!
Donald Trump has very tiny hands...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I so feel his pain....Wait, I so want to deal him pain! Yeah, that's it!
Dead hooker humor part 2..... With guest stars Jerry Mathers, Leonardo DiCaprio and Elon Musk as The...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Ah, the depths we plumb (hopefully before they're dead!)
Yet another autocorrect
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Do not go genital into that good night!
Far out ... Somewhere over the rainbow
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
& why does she never assume that position at home?!?
How many cats do you currently have?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
That's 3 inside & 3-6 outside, depending on wandering.
I want to meet this dog
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Sounds like a real wiener!
WARNING! I'm doing it again, but it's worth it. [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Gotta come back with this... Donald Trump: least racist person ever? | 22 Minutes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Fq35QA-1k
Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd ‎– Jazz Samba ( Full Album )... [youtube.com] Smooth & mellow, if ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Stan Getz - tenor saxophone.... Charlie Byrd - guitar.... Gene Byrd - guitar, bass.... Keter Betts - bass.... Buddy Deppenschmidt and Bill Reichenbach Sr. - drums and percussion.... ....................................................... "Desafinado" — 5:51 "Samba Dees Days" — 3:34 "O Pato" — 2:31 "Samba Triste" — 4:47 "Samba de Uma Nota Só" — 6:11 "É Luxo Só" — 3:40 "Bahia" (aka 'Baia') — 6:38 "Desafinado" 45 rpm issue — 2:00 ....................................................... Recorded - February 13, 1962 - Pierce Hall, All Souls Unitarian Church, Washington, D.C. ......................................................
One of my faults actually!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Nobody here by that name!
....or drunk.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
That's a "Yes" in Buzz!
My spirit avocado... Or frog... Or toad... Or whatever...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I think they're related...
The last thing I remember from last night...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Well, then, the answer is obvious!
I think I found my spirit... String.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
But it eats it from the inside. Hollow little string!
And if that doesn't work... Take it for a ride.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
It works! Guaranteed! (& it's got wheels!!!)
Clown on clown on clown violence...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
& then the angst sets in...
One of their absolute best! little feat feats don't fail me now full album [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Little feat the last record album full album... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BzUwySJzAA=PL2ZSNR5kKri4X8t9cl65LaRbadFGPmNXG
One of their absolute best! little feat feats don't fail me now full album [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
And these...
My buddy Mikha.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Absolutely beautiful!
Why are dog lovers so hateful???
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Sometimes seems that way. I love 'em both, for different reasons. Have just cats, now, but just circumstances dictated that. I'm getting to the point now that I may look forward to none for a spell!
Thou art aged AF if thou getest this meme...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Damn modern lutes, in my day it was thigh-bone on log action!
I actually felt personally attacked by this meme.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Conflicted much?
Now if I could only solve for x...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Where's the pi?
Dr. Seuss for your pooch...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
You'll poop on the rug, you'll poop on the floor, & when they clean-up you'll poop some more!
When you are down on your luck.. there's always the ass clover to fall back on..
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Ah, so they call you mistyMOON for a reason!
PMJ Finesse - Bruno Mars ('40s Swing Cover) ft. Will Jay... [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
More PMJ Bad At Love - Halsey (Runaway Jazz Bride Cover) ft. Amber Eyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfLnCYKigzs
The leprechaun
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Death & taxes, folks!
WIle e. Coyote the artIst
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
A sorely underappreciated talent!
DoIng theIr part savIng anImals
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I'll wear the hat if you want, but I ain't going near those chaps! Reminds me of the Village People!
RetrIever on the rIver
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
You're a retriever, retrieve her one!
Easter Is sunday remInder
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Those are chuckalicious!
Water hose?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Water sports???
Looks like they did a fine job to me.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
But, translation is so easy...
Works every time
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
If not, down his crack then down the crack!
Well what kind am I?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Pumpernickel! I don't really know, it just sounds funny!
A little farther, a little farther...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I say that all the time, but then they stay away!!!
With the original scratch Book of the Rule... The Heptones [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
A variation... Bobby & The Midnites ~ 1-26-83 ~ Book Of Rules... Bob Weir - Guitar, Vocals | Dave Garland - Keyboards, Saxophone, Vocals | Billy Cobham - Drums, Vocals | Bobby Cochran - Guitar,Vocals | Alphonso Johnson - Bass, Vocals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_D0wUvJEOk
To tag along with @matthew1954 post about the periodic table, here is one of my favorite videos of ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
& now a real periodic table...
It’s Reggea time, a great version of this classic track Loui, Loui...Toots and The Maytals ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
In his later pics he almost looks like Aaron Neville!
When can you start?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
But getting a boyfriend!
Another public service....you're welcome!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I'll start a "Go Fund Me" right away!
Actual footage of my last trip to Florida.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Maybe you do look like Chris Farley!
Why sports are dumb - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
In the "grand scheme of the universe" that "philosopher" is still a dick! LOL
Where can I buy this? (Asking for a friend)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
The question shouldn't be where can you buy this, but, why would you buy this?!?
To tag along with @matthew1954 post about the periodic table, here is one of my favorite videos of ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
That is so good! & so well done! Well done, @poetdi56!
TBT: Xitians ruin everything!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
But, they still did the occasional witch burning, so there's that!
I regret nothing!... Memes are life.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Do the walk of life..
People sometimes say that my life revolves around memes... But I think my life revolves around ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Sometimes women can be so obvious & literal!
More lemon metaphoring...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Sour this morning? (& please see my mssg in my Thursday post!)
This is hilarious
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
That is great! I bet many Frenchmen get a chuckle out of it, too!
There’re you are honey, they’re playing our song and the lyrics...Yay!!! [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Probably your lack of hygiene!
Any good sketch artists out there..asking for a friend.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I guess I'll have to settle for a photo...ready ladies???
Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Are those potatoes or marital aids??? You can do BOTH in Peru!!!
The desert quadrIlogy
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I'll stick with "Dune"!
Obviously true!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Dumbo & Toucan Sam had kids! Guess we were wrong about the sex of one of them!
That has to be frustrating
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I don't need to use drugs to get women. I like the old-fashioned methods, a big club!
Ladies????
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
"...as we're living in the past..." I have a pony-tail, but just because I don't really give a flying foghorn anymore! (& to let my freak-flag fly a bit). But, unless this guy is still in a band that makes him his living, he should probably move on.
Makes sense Jack!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
When he's right he's right. When he's a dick he's a dick, but when he's right he's right!
The Spaghetti Monster lives... (real tornadoes in OK)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
R'amen! Parmesan be with you!
Uh huh... drooling ;-)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
There are smart girls????
LOL Samuel L.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Or red & white stripes like a candy cane!
So punny!!! LOL
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
That cat is not a fan of puns!
Many, ok most, of the people in this group....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
You forgot: 4. Witty repartee!
Die laughing....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I can supply the nitrous!
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