It will be glorious!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

When ya' get lemons & all that...

Okay... I'm going to work after this

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

That one's bad even for you, Ron!

Sideways, if necessary.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Ya' gotta do what ya' gotta do! "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum!"

To file in the bizzarro world of jokes: two cows are sitting on a branch of a tree knitting.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

O....K

Clown pro....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

That Scrumpdiddlyumptious sounds interesting!

War with drugs

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Nope, government & CIA business, so don't question!!! The NSA knows where you live (& work, & hangout, & what you post, & where you shop, &...)

I need a DNA test!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I think I smell a rat!

Sorry guys... just close your eyes.. I can't help myself... I'm addicted.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Well, they like you, but just not THAT way!

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

& as we've learned, you don't want to see them angry!

Pretend you are in a quiz show..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Just a small return for all the surcharges that will be on your bill anyway!

Why do women cry when angry?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Makes perfect sense!

The most angry bird alive

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

& it's heading straight for your freshly washed car!!!

I guess it has to be spelled out now

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Or, 1. Buy them. 2. Get so hot & heavy into it you forget to use them. 3. Happy Father's Day!

We've been warned

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

It may be about time!

That's what she said

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

If you do it right you're still 'workin' it'!

Bastards probably don't deserve it anyway

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

We'll wait for the Brits to answer this one!

Might help sales

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I notice she stocked up!

Painting limits

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Those are buds, bud, but you do you!

Closer to the truth than all the fairy tales...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

The "Wholly Spirit" is a predator!

Ooopsy.. my bad

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Goes with your "bushes" post from earlier! Take that relationship to the next level!

I'm a wreck!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Feel better now?

I might need to find another gf

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Time to move the relationship to the next level! Kidnapping!

Allman Brothers Band - San Francisco - January 1971 - Full Concert ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

1. Statesboro Blues: 0:00 2. Trouble No More: 4:28 3. Don't Keep Me Wondering: 8:18 4. In Memory of Elizabeth Reed: 11:37 5. Dreams: 23:52 6. You Don't Love Me: 35:58 7. Whipping Post: 53:42 This is actually a compilation of highlights from two separate SF concerts: 01/29/71 at Winterland, and 01/31/71 at Fillmore West. For me the January 1971 SF concerts are the definitive recordings of the original lineup of the band, and capture the Allmans at the height of their powers.

111 more points to go

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Congrats, Ron!

You have to follow the rules!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Funny, but, honestly, I'm never THAT stoned! Not that there's anything wrong with that! LOL

Is this the first smile we've seen from her in months?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

LMAO!

I'm so in the right place! Love this group.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

So stolen for FB!

Who Supports Trump?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Hard to miss!

;) They say that like it's a bad thing...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

So, the downside here is what?

What's up, everybody?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Welcome!

This is on as I check out your posts. [soundcloud.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

NdGT is always worth listening to!

Am I the only atheist that doesn’t smoke pot?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Looks like you've got company!

Delete or Ignore?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Sounds like someone drank some serious Kool-Aid!

Make me laugh and your my friend...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Must for a mate or a friend is a sense of humor.

Hi friends.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Hang in there. I've lost my Dad already, & my Mom is 89 on Monday, so I walk on eggshells, so to speak. Condolences & best wishes!

Are we becoming the "get off my lawn" group?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

In order to have a dynamic community we need "newbies", & pretty soon they won't be newbies! Those that appreciate this site will stay & help it grow. Those that came just to troll, or were hoping for "loose atheist wummin'" will be disappointed & move on! Those that harass or bully can be moved on. But we need give & take or we stagnate!

Bats Take Flight - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

So cool! Really interesting, thanks!

If intelligent life from another galaxy came to the U.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

That there was no intelligent life on the planet!

3 words only..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

What a relief!

Welcome @CalebMarion our 31,000th member! I was going to welcome @Darwoman as the 30,000th ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Welcome & jump in! The intellect is fine! Lot's of places to philosophize, listen to music & talk about it, get political, brag about your pets, show off your photos or crafts, talk about issues or trade memes! & you may even meet that special someone!

I am feeling this deeply right now. It is lovely. Stevie Ray Vaughan - Little Wing [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Great tune & great version. Written by Hendrix, also performed by Clapton, Jeff Beck & probably every other guitar master out there!

"Fooled Around and Fell in Love" by Elvin Bishop (featuring Mickey Thomas of Starship on vocals)...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Loved Elvin Bishop since the Butterfield Blues Band! & Mickey Thomas does great on this tune!

Quintessential I went to Thailand so I got a tattoo.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Does it match the lettering on the t-shirt you got?

Science Should Be Politically Neutral. What Went Wrong?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

He makes good points, as he usually does. I consider myself politiclly progressive, rather than liberal/left. I also don't subscribe to much "woo" in my science diet. Show me facts, then let's make decisions.

He's so darn cute! And tiny. Meet Austin, the newest love of my life.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

So happy for you!

Often, I am awake for 49 to 50 hours at a stretch.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Welcome, hope we can help or at least keep you company!

There is nothing in the world like having your cats bring a live mouse upstairs from the basement ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Fun for the whole family!

How NOT to shoot a gun.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

What a maroon!

GROUP MESSAGE Hello, groupies.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Well said!

During the trouble in Ireland one of the prime targets was the places of entertainment like ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

That this was idiocy! Yeah, the arts & other things can be "tools" of statecraft, but this is ridiculous! There should have been no connection unless we were actually in a state of war!

I am liberal in my political persuasion but live in Houston TX where I am a tiny minority’

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Welcome from Phoenix!

My grandson Austin Franklin was born at 11:06 am today, weighing almost 8 pounds.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Congrats!

I am literally practicing therapeutic breathing techniques right now to avoid blasting a family ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

What it REALLY means..."We won't give up our slaves & you can't make us!"

Debating Atheism

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I'm a debater, myself, but I always have been about many things. Being an atheist requires nothing you don't want it to. It's merely the dis-belief in a god or gods, period. You should have a reason in your mind why you have this stance, but you are not required to debate it with anyone else, theist or atheist!

Welcome to this new group for experienced members!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Howdy, all! Room for one more?

A poll! Everyone likes polls! [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Done!

Now that looks Really painful!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

That is a really tough "Catch & Release"!!!

This place is fancy!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

They know their clientele!

For those who saw "Your connection is not private" message today, just want to let you know that it ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Good to know, I was (temporarily) worried, but I had faith in you! Well, let's not say faith, let's say confidence!!! LOL

Very low tech coffee drive thru. Love it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

An oldie but a goodie! Very tried & true!

Found on facebook of all places!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Somebody at PETA got sauce! I wonder, will it go with that cow?

Good question

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

It's a feeling!

Ad against big pharma

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

They need to fix typo "uniNformed"! Otherwise all military, police, nurses, bus drivers, etc. are at risk! Oh, that's right, they are! Carry on!

Ooops...mom found out

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Or, both!

In a nutshell

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Well, you ain't Mr. Wonderful, so,...

New game controllers

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Ooops, pool double! The 2nd was hilarious!

School helps

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Sure, he sells his excess there!

Read before entering

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Surfs up!

And now the new challenge

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

The HELL you say! Well, if that takes off it will improve the gene pool for sure!

Can I get your autograph?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I can ALMOST see that. I have a huge crush on Scarlett Johansson, but I doubt this is the way to her heart, or any other part of her!

My life....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I feel your pain, Red!

Pretty much

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

& I learned both in Catholic school & perfected it in the USN!

I don't know how I functioned without it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I'd need a beer tap!

I actually want to be cremated but this is kind of funny

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

But did you listen? Oh, no,...

WATCH: Kentucky college students find a hilarious way to shut down a raving street preacher

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

That's great! It'd be fun to play!

It does not compute

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Don't ask me, I'm not sure what 'appropriate' means!

ELO - "Can't Get it Out of My Head" [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Great band!

P!nk - Just Give Me A Reason ft. Nate Ruess [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Such a powerful & poignant song!

Pink Who knew [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

She's fantastic! good tune!

Goo Goo dolls "Iris" [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Great tune! Good pick, thanks!

Roy Orbison. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Excellent choice!

Another sleepy kitty:

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Wish I could sleep that easily!

Looking for poems or music written by agnostics about the end.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

The end of what? A relationship? An individual life? The heat-death of the Universe?

I don't see any

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Ah, give the ugly girl a hug, Hell, she gives your ugly as a pass!

New recipes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

You're a nasty man, Ron!

Hippo Eats Dwarf !! standard

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

& then applauded even more when they realized the truth!

Pimp hand still beat a fucker

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Beat me how?

And Then I stir the pot a little

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

But these are all so,...true!

This one almost makes me feel bad.... nah!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Zuckerberg marinating tonight's dinner!

You gotta be discreet

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Gotta watch that subliminal advertising!

Star Trek Voyager...en Francais [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I'd cucumber either of them!

Oldie but a goodie....still gives me a chuckle.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

It's all about that bass... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnZ1NQm2uk

Baby steps....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

A milestone is a milestone!

So much win....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Good, but not totally original...

God's Dildo....did I miss this or did I post it first?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

God was lonely! Give the guy a break!

Our Lord and Saviour

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Still the ultimate Gonzo!

Yup one of those days....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Nope! I'm a bit too Vanilla, or paranoid, for handcuffs! Ties that are symbolic, I can roll with, cuffs bring back bad memories & are potentially too permanent!

A potential worst nightmare

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

& I don't even get a Pudding Pop?!?... Oh, yes, you did!

Now playing.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Or, very politely...

And my favorite

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Such a dang show-off!