What order do you rank these..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

2, 4, 1, 3

Let's have some fun with this one..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

A condom!

Don't know

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I'm curious, what about the remains? Asking for a friend!

For everyone

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I beg to differ! Where's the diversity? I see no empowerment of other colors! #MemesIsSoWhite!

Aww, good kitty

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Good picture of Eric!

Ah Doctors..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

But, I gave you chemicals, didn't I?

I'm pretty sure this happens to EVERYONE

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& women who need therapy go watch 50 Shades for the 5th time!

Good question

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

What if you're a cat????

Seems fair

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

LMAO!!! & will be my latest FB post!

I never read this one

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You can figure out how it ends...

She's probably not lying

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Looks like she's got a mouthful now!

About sums it up

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I expand my knowledge of memes!

This meme nailed it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No, I gave up on putting posters of 'pop' stars on my walls when I was a pre-teen!

It's a "trending" thing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Actually, one thing on my bucket list is....never mind...

A good one for this group.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

A god burn!

Ooopsy Daisy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Oh, really...

The breast answer

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Mmmmm, buried...

Or... She lied to you.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Yeah, but that sweet, sweet desert teen!

Two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

...year after year, after year, after year, & then you die!

Meanwhile in California, the weather report.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Dang, was starting to get hypnotized! Is that a young Christie Brinkley? She still looks good...

Even nature have it more often than some people

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Who you callin' some people???!!! LOL

Be brave, be very brave!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That's Bantam Balls!

A for real one ! Found on holiday with friends.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Somehow, he doesn't 'arouse' me!

Hope there's no repeats.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

1st one is stolen!

Science Insults are the best

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Science burn!

Dual purpose....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& so reasonably priced!

The ugly truth!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

As stated below, memes............& porn!

Love is surprising!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

God works in mysterious ways!!!

Had to pull this out to hit a Christian over the head with on FB.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

The xtians would do that too if they could get away with it! Ok, maybe only a stoning!

I always knew this was going to happen....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

In other words,...cat.

I don't think this relationship is going to work out,

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Yeah, the age difference is a killer!

Yeah, that happens.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No, no! That's the one I ordered!

Don't know what to say about this.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Ah! Peace!???

Snaccident

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Sure, 'by mistake'. You were walking peacefully past the cabinet/pantry & the chips jumped out & fell in your mouth! Say instead, 'by munchies' & fess up!

Monty Python in everyday life.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That is so convoluted it's genius!

I mean wtf?!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& you're still single?!? I just can't imagine!

Kiss of death.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Already did.

NotCreepy....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

The order said 50 feet, Eric! 50 feet!

Fixed News....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That's Handjobity in a corner, workin' his FauxNews!

Styling it Out

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

The Tour de France without drugs!

Yes, Donald, you do.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Not only that, you look like the hookers need to be seriously drugged to stomach making it through even meeting you, let alone anything else!

Just throwing that out there...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Just love how the name & address is provided, too! Don't think I'd net near as much tho. I bet they're 'drowned' in masturbation videos!!!

In hindsight I should have seen the clues....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That & the human skin lamp-shades should have tipped you off!

Can't beat em join em...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Ten minutes after that the janitor caught...LOL

Zuckerberg!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

With a few choice 'beeps' thrown in!

Say it in terra cotta...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You'd think if he really liked it he'd "show" a little more appreciation!

Mystery solved...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& you know they're all really laughing & gossiping about his (& your) penis size!

I'm so getting a Fedora!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Yeah, that & the fetal position under the desk & you'd be fine, just fine! (The last line of that PSA should really be "& kiss your ass goodbye!") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn7FttaTRms

When they just won't let you live that down...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Yeah, especially when you get stuck in the shell & it takes the whole volunteer fire department & every vet in town to get you loose!

Proper way to talk to vegans....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You must have liked the 2 I posted earlier!

NotAStalker

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You can still talk with me, just speak into your sweater. Or handbag. Or shoes. Or...

My ex will have to find another way home...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Splinters in the handle may cause chafing & irritation!

Warning...a binge posting of epic proportions follows. Pay attention....or don't.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& aren't you worried about the "Max Posting" quotas??!!?? LMAO!

Warning...a binge posting of epic proportions follows. Pay attention....or don't.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Didn't say to concentrate on what!!!

It would go on to star in hundreds of “films”.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Anus beef, how to subtlely tell your dinner guests what you really think of them!

My First Meth Lab

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& the more they make, the more they'll want to make!

Too bad it's in Lake Superior...no one gonna fall for dat!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No one? I know there's stoners up there! Yeah, somebody would 'bite'!

Could this apply to Trumpty Dumpty?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Politicians in general for this one!

What kind of day is it?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Oh, you mean Tuesday!

Also NotStalking

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Patrick may need an Order of Protection!

Ever Drink One of These?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

As teens it could have been any or ALL of these on a weekend night!

What would you do?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& I heard what you did WITH a Klondike bar, & I'm intrigued! Call me instead!

Fish fck in it....just sayin.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

My fav W.C. Fields punchline!

Not wrong.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

...but, not right, either! LOL

Most important meal of the day.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

At least make a sandwich!

.....clearly the sign was warned.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

At least we have a picture of the culprit!

A Suggestion From Stephen King

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

But that would make sense & be humane, so,...

Captain America’s response.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I usually don't advertise the fact to my mother!

I see your drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Napolean you look Dynamite!

Some of you will go Gaga over this.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

LMAO!!!

US: Russia Hacked The Evidence Of Chemical Attack In Syria [caitlinjohnstone.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I don't trust the US government, but I also don't trust Russia, either. & tho any "regime change" in Syria is not up to us, I don't trust Assad or his government in the slightest. They are all culpable of war crimes, fact manipulation & brutality.

Bombed to hell!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No one will notice 'cause there's not much to notice!

Syrias folks

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Notice how Assad is now no longer the President...oh, didn't change a thing? oh,...

Eric has a double date tonight.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Well, the tires haven't exploded, yet?

May even like it!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Terrible mistake

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Women, never satisfied!

You three again!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Troublemakers, always throwing your weight around, bullying the others, colonizing & attacking & regime changing & such! It's detention for you three!

Meanwhile in London at No.10... he has the courage to speak for the Whole nation.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Bring him to the White House next!

Truth be told...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Stolen! LOL

Don't ask, I won't tell.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Sorta like this...

Storytime kiddos

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Part of the "Real Life" series!

That ajax lady was one crazy ass woman..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Comet is the superior product! LOL

For the guys... check out those talons.. they could swoop you up in a heartbeat.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No, they can't, 'cause I'm not getting anywhere near them!

Of course not.. the brain capacity doesn't reach out that far

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

How about tolerate the believer as long as he minds his own business, & hate the religion? That's as good as it gets from me, usually.

If the "Blue Wave" comes to fruition, and the Democrats take back the House and Senate, what will ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

The last is just wishful thinking! LOL

I don’t think it means what you think it means.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You keep using that word...

Tips for the ladies

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

If the shirt said "Horny" it would work even better! (Love Obvious Plant)

How to get the evang vote:

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

...& again, & again,...

Time to start selling apocalypse insurance.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Sorry, gonna have to re-schedule. The 23rd is my Mom's B-day, & we have plans, so that won't work for me!

Something smells fishy in Denmark

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

If the ham smells fishy, I'd go with "not to eat"!

Thanks, brain.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& that's just the opening salvo! Plenty more where that came from!

Mwahahahaha!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& of course, the follow-up...

Dorothy is a badass

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

If the Wizard of Oz was rebooted!

OK I'm in!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I'm tempted, but the 6 other guys & the goat already in the car do give me pause!

Never worked for me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Try it at our age & you just about guarantee that they disappear. I know, I've tried! Pleading doesn't appear to be the best aphrodisiac either! Now, chloroform has promise!

If you look at it that way

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Well, when you put it like that, I want to put it like that!

Hard times

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Unfortunately still smoke, tho I'm trying to quit. (Yeah, I know, don't 'try', blah, blah...) Never did the above, just seemed stupid. Had a guy I knew that had to smoke his Camels one 'direction', 'cause otherwise, he was "smoking out of the camel's ass"???? Takes all kinds, I guess.

It is and I like it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I don't call it weird, I call it home! Well, I call it weird, too, but still...

I just tried to be the better man.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Mike, are we missing something here?

Woo-hoo! SEAN HANNITY! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Colbert is just loving this! So am I!!!