How can we find one

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

One has become Weedman...

Much better than Ken Hamms....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I've found more "answers" after a number of these, for sure! But, I think more questions, too. Like, "Why is my underwear hanging from the ceiling fan?" "Why am I dressed in a nun's habit, & where is the nun?" "How did these raccoons get in my bed?" You know, existential questions like that...

Morning all...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I always talk about my "attack cat", when in reality she'd be hiding under the bed!

Listen to the puppy

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

The puppy is absolutely correct!

A rabbi and a priest are out for a walk through the park.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Oh, burn!

The origins of the universe....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

"Lucifer" was a fun series...

When someone asks me how I remain so calm in times like these when everyone around me is having ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Which is good as I have zero fucks to give...

I love the nude female form.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Very nice. Even if we are not aware, our brains definitely use that as a criteria for what we find attractive. & she certainly is!

There's gotta be an explanation...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Get your conspiracy straight...

First rule

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Tell me you're in Fight Club without telling me you're in Fight Club...

May need to get rid of 39 friends

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Hadtoomuchcrack Suckedtoomuch

Eat bacon

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Or, double your impact, eat a bacon cheese-burger!

Bud light

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

& unfortunately they're harder to find than Bud Light, too...

Gold

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Reminds me of the "Restaurant at the End of the Universe" (Hitchhiker's Guide 'Trilogy') where our heroes are stranded with the "bunch of useless idiots" from the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B on ancient Earth who decided to use leaves as money.

Now that's a prayer lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

R'Amen!

Viagra does work

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Talk about overcompensation! Holy shit! What, is he going to a tRump rally?

The Traveling Wilburys. - The Wilbury Twist….. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Pretty good, but I'll raise with this one...

Oh Norman...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Is it okay if I bring Mum with me?

The last of my trilogy of Miriam Margolyes posts…this one is not on Graham Norton, but on Channel ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

The censors are so much more lenient on British television vs American prudery. Thank goodness for cable, here!

Americans may be woefully unprepared for the dawn of the new space age STANFORD, CA—A new study ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I have enough money to go to the liquor store...

Might explain a whole lot.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Yeah, just wait 'til they get a load of us!

How many in this group knew this over 5 years ago? [msn.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

What? That tRump was..."an impulsive, mentally unstable & unbalanced individual"? Or that Russia would take as much advantage as they could & get him elected any way they could? Hell, most of the info was out there long ago, hence tRump's "witch hunt" spin.

That's my story and i'm sticking to it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I tend to say that the floor reached out & tripped me!

Actually I don't want to go there

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

You always hurt the one you love???

So true for many of us

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I will be there in a bit over 3 years!!! Thanks for reminding me! I hate you, now, Robert! LOL

Some G.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Maybe they're realizing that this anti-vax narrative is only hurting their base. They will then lose them thru death or them getting the virus & blaming the Repugs who told them not to vax! Also, they are keeping so many lies in the air at once I think they are getting dizzy(er).

Not that anyone cares or is going to do anything about it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

No surprises, really. Not even the "description" of tRump. Putin always knew he could play him, even without any potentially damaging info. Flatter tRump even a little bit, & he'll fall for anything...that's what happens when stupidity, ignorance & narcissism combine.

Yup, exactly! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

We made our own fun back then...at least I think we did...the '60's & '70's are a bit of a blur...

Under the bridge?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Well, back in the day...

Ah man! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

We used to deliberately mangle some lyrics. My favorite (& likely no surprise) was Hendrix's "'Scuse me while I kiss her thighs..."! Here's some more...

Scene: The White House, Time: 2016...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Wait, there's more...

Seems about right...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Yes, always get your sex counseling from celibates...(supposedly)...

Happy Thursday all...Want a bite?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I'd nibble all day!

Post your little Johnny jokes here

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

He's probably got the better view, anyway!

So true, so true...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

When my siblings or I do something stupid like that we always tell each other, "Hey, check your ID, will ya'."

The real wannabe.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

That 'stache seems to suit him...

We're on a roll. 1100 members in our little group. Take part, read, lurk, but most of all enjoy.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Way to go, Glenn, & all y'all!

Not to hammer home a point but BAMB!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I have a tee-shirt with this, tho different graphics. It's one of my favorites.

But we all know know Bill is slightly weird...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Now hold on just a pea-pickin' minute...Tho I likely would if I could, to be honest, especially with no other takers...

A GOP Conspiracy Theorist Running for Senate is Now a Target of Conspiracists | Beth Stoneburner | ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

It's so amusing watching the chickens come home to roost!

Infrastucture Tax?: [truthout.org]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

We will see it's final form & see if Bernie is still as enthusiastic...

Finally figured out what I'm doing with my stimulus check

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

A *very* small cabin by a *very* small lake, but, you do look relaxed...

Mac and cheese ice cream is real. [msn.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

No. I like mac & cheese. I like ice cream. Never the twain shall meet, in my mouth.

Better do as your Mother says.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

A very obedient son...

Did he make it to step two?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

He must have, he is still in multiple Memes! LOL

New Books on The Former Guy: [dailykos.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

A lot of this we knew or guessed, as we saw how increasingly unhinged he & his "lawyers" became during & after the election. I so hope that some of those defamation suits against Giuliani & Powell bear some fruit (even tho I doubt the over $1 Billion asking amount will fly) as actions should have consequences for these roaches as much as it would for the rest of us!

Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother? Sudden Lee.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

& the one they never talk about...Ug Lee...

No matter how many times I hear stuff like this it still shocks me.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

& who are really the "wicked"? I posit that is is those that push hate, divisiveness & false information to encourage strife & violence. So if those 'angels' are really coming, I think these so-called pastors had better watch their asses. An AR15 won't help against them!

I hope George gets his wish

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

You & me both, George!

Eric Trump 'Flipped Out' at Trump Campaign Staff in the White House on Election Night: New Book

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

In the White House for four years, ran a Presidential campaign before this, & still have no clue how elections work!!! The ignorance is strong with these freaks!

Tiffany Taylor

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Lovely!

Disinformation and this site.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I am all for Free Speech (& have had issues in the past on this Site for it), but deliberate false &/or mis-leading information, especially on something as serious as major health concerns, such as Covid, vaccinations (in general), or anything else of that nature is cause for alarm. We get to the "Yelling fire in a crowded theater" stage at that point. It would be best, probably, to Post (Warning: This Post contains information known to be false) statements as twitter & even Facebook did during the last election, but since I doubt we have the Admin crew to be able to effectively do so, maybe deletion is the only solution. As much as I hate the overreach. I'll admit, I've just stopped Responding to those Posts, as it is like beating one's head against a wall (& I don't want to give the Posters any recognition, or points), but they keep on coming, regardless, & from the same handful of Posters. Let's see what everyone else has to say...

[msn.com] He belongs in a straight jacket.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

He so needed the win to counter & avoid looming prosecution & financial consequences.

Time was not his friend

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Same thing happened to Thor!

Vegan

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

...Secondly, the Lord obviously has a plan for me. He must want me to work for Safelite!

As we get older, sometimes we are not quite sure of our choices

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Well, no, but it is rather fetching...& at least Gary isn't talking to empty chairs (yet)!

The big question has always been: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Probably the cork. & then somebody said, "How the heck do we get this thing out of the bottle without just pushing it into the wine?" & of course, while Leonardo da Vinci was inventing the helicopter he thought, "Hell, a little tweak & this thing can get those dang corks out!"

I really hate that i know so many of the people in the news this week.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Good one!

That magic word

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

LOL! My take on hearing that is somewhat different...

It has been so damn hot ant it is only July

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I live in Phoenix - this fear is real! LOL

Holy shit, what happened

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

But, is it good shit???

This sign means, there ain't shit for miles

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Must be West Tx...

Seems fair.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Nah...

Greene 'Devastated' She Wasn't Picked for Olympic Equestrian Team - The Pastiche Post

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I wouldn't ride her, either!

Fucking Morons!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

The deeper it gets the more they want to wade in it...

Kind of obvious...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Up until the 3rd date...

Well that was brutal!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Oh, nice burn!

Most flexible word

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Fucking versatile (or should I say, versatile as fuck! LOL)

Its true

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Wise Grandma...

Smurfs

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

The whole crew who envisioned & then actually made that twisted movie (& a sequel???) are people Whose hands I wouldn't want to shake, even before the pandemic! The whole concept is just so...yuck?...I seriously worry about them.

Steak

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

It's a sign...of good marbling!

Very wise...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Just make sure it's lube & not hand sanitizer!

A leap of faith

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

That's a hard NO from me. If I ever get so buzzed I even contemplate attempting that, get me in re-hab, quick!

Tuesday morning cuteness

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Just getting out of the shower???

Follow for more cooking tips

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

With the older one's I recommend parboiling them first before grilling...

Another major oops moment

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I can see why you have so few friends...attrition.

That is a valid point

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Over & over...

Clever Piglet

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

OK, I'm dense, I've tried to put it together every way I can think of & I'm still missing something.

One brick would rehabilitate that mug.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I've always felt that way about that mug. Over the past 5 years the feeling has just intensified...Oh, it would feel so good to smack that ugly, smarmy @#*@**!!!

Caught bread-handed.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Just gonna make a tuna salad sandwich, folks...

That I believe lmao

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I can believe it, too! But it's only because she can't remember the words. You should hear when she hits that high note, tho, just don't be too close, she actually has to shart to hit it!

Earth’s Early Bombardment May Have Been Heavier than Previously Thought: [sci-news.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Excellent article! Some geologists suspected this, it's good to get some evidence.

Some little asshole (Renfield) stepped in wet acrylic paint and left little Caribbean Blue paw ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

It's all the rage in the current Decorating magazines...

Smart Kid!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Let's face it, the Dad will be lucky if the kid listens to him past 13!

Even she sees it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I've always felt this was fairly accurate...

Tom Hank’s amazing Brit accent on Graham Norton show…with Simon Pegg & Nicole Scherzinger.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Norton does great interviews.

That's too much work!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

In this case revenge is a dish best served Ice cold!

Could be a good deal, what do you think?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Since even those tires seem to be in crappy shape, I think I'll continue shopping, thanks...

Yes I agree me too

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Won't stop them coming, tho. There seems to be a never-ending supply...

Poor Satan she didn't mean it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Some guys get their feelers hurt so easily...

Hopefully not too long now

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I'll wait, tho I do hope it's before either of us die. I want to savor it & I don't want any of them getting out of it that easy!

Absolutely too many times

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

That's one of the many reasons I don't watch FauxNews...

Certainly would give me pause...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Got a big job ahead...

Looks like there was a gathering after CPAC in Texas!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I do NOT want to know what they're wearing under those robes!

Definitely should be worded differently

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Now THAT is one progressive PTA chapter!

FEDERAL CANNABIS NEWS 7/12/2021 Sen.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Some good, some bad.

I’m doing it again

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I love the text conversation!

and again……

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Good bunch, stole a few...

Life can be hard

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

This is the picture in the dictionary for the word "futility".

Really works

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I tried it & it *didn't* work! Two of the five told me to F-off & the other three sent back "WTF!".