What is Love (Baby Don't Hurt Me). Sent to me in a reddit joke. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

When I saw the alert I just saw the song title & was getting ready to cue this up if you had Posted the original!

New Giant 8-Meter Mosasaur Offers Snapshot Of Most Dangerous Ecosystem Of All Time: ...

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

If there were that many predators in one area, incredibly varied prey must have been very abundant.

I’m dumping a lot of memes today

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

Thanks, @Rudy1962, got a few from each "dump"!

There seems to be a general notion that America is so polarised that there are Republicans and ...

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

I'm registered Independent, but, honestly, I can't see myself voting for any Repug any time in the near future. I will vote alternative party locally, depending on platform, but until there is a chance they can actually win in a large election I will likely go Dem. I have no fondness for Corporate Dem's, but Repugs have just become too crazy for me to have anything to do w/ them.

Honk Honk, Cobra-Chicken.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

Ben Franklin wanted the wild turkey as the American symbol. I, personally was always partial to Barn Owls!

Maybe the lion would join in

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

Balls the size of Kenya!

There are always three sides to his stories. 😆

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

He must be a cheat! He's holding a tetrahedron, not a triangle!!!

I have posted an editing draft of a court request.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

Good luck, but...

Kittie starter kit just arrived!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

Cat-lady starter kit.

Crazy in the sack too I bet...

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

& why isn't Mom up to fix us breakfast anymore???

A Tale For The Ages

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

With a lover like that, you shouldn't have to make the face you do on the toilet!!!

Truth and Coffee:

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

Better watch the blood pressure, there, Bro. Remember, Elvis crapped out on the crapper!

Fox News Blames Chick-fil-A Sauce Shortage On Joe Biden The Fox News website has just published ...

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2021:

I've never had Chick-fil-a & have no idea what this sauce is, but I think it's amusing that the R's blame Biden when the tRump-pony cut back on cyber-security, fired his top man in the field when he stated the elections were secure & anything more that Twitter was too much for him.(As witness his "blog"). Cyber-security is a pressing matter, as are numerous other things right now, but baseless finger pointing just to score cheap points really does nothing but keep that "base" simmering. Let's see if they can keep it up for the next 2-4 years.

Interplanetary existentialism...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

&, unfortunately, to destroy multiple planets...

And on lonly Saturday nights, he parties with Jesus.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

Wanna bet he masturbates with that hand...

Hmm... Something seems amiss.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

& the dog is going, "As long as whoever buys me gets me out of this stupid costume!"

I'm sure no one in this group can relate.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

Two totally separate things, non-overlapping magisteria, so to speak...

Gotta take the good with the bad.... either that or fuck off right?...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

Well, shit!

Must be a republican

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

So close...

Eva Elfie

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

I'm more than willing to do stretching exercises with her...

Who wants to just watch? Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

How did you get tRump to do manual labor?????

Say it!!!! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

& I can hear it... LOL!

you make me sick.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

Proud of it, too!

Good morning all

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

& a Happy go fuck yourself to you, too! Oh, & Good Morning!

And the biggest fuckin’ Sissy Mary also.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

Typical spoiled bully mentality.

I find it hilarious how politely political folks have nothing to say about how fucked up our country...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

& I will lay odds here, you just dropped this steaming turd to get a reaction. You may visit to see what you shit-stirred, but you won't engage. Besides being dishonest, you are a coward with no real principles or facts to back you up, just like most of your ilk. Your "hilarious" should be directed at you & your conspiracy fueled brethren for your "Big Lie" & fealty to one of, Nay, the worst president in our history. & honestly, one of the most demonstrably worst examples of humanity we've seen in ages.

I find it hilarious how politely political folks have nothing to say about how fucked up our country...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:

You have GOT to be kidding?!? While I am not & was not a big Biden fan, he's done at least 10X more in this small time period than the Orange turd did in his whole administration! Sorry, I take that back, tRump did manage to rack up tax breaks for his buddies that soared the National Debt, insult our allies, place incompetents in Public Office, grift the government, i.e.: the taxpayers, for huge sums while staying at his resorts for golf outings, w/ his SS force, couldn't build his damn wall while NOT geting Mexico to pay for it, helped reduce faith in our Election process while inciting an insurrection. & I left so much more out. YOU find it hilarious??? We found the previous Administration like a Demented Krazy Klown Kar from a third rate circus. For a supposed teetotaler, he speaks like he's drunk. Has no conception of Science, Health, History & just flies by the seat of his oversize pants. Biden is boring, mostly, thank dog, we can take a damn breath! I could go on for so much for so long here, the absurdity & atrociousness of the Whack-job in Chief is legion. Here's hoping even half of the charges & lawsuits waiting for him bear fruit, he'll look so good in orange!

Gaza, Cheney, Trump, the NRA, and Biden's wind farm.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Thanks, Doug. Another good one.

Might as well be nude..

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

The dog IS nude...

Ocean-bottom sediments tell a story about ancient Greenland summers: [sciencedaily.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Yeah, Climate Change is a Chinese Hoax...right. Even hearing that statement from "he who shall not be named" brought my IQ down. Just wrong, mis-informed & ridiculous on so many levels...

Wow, this is spot on!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Yep, really, a "Basket of Deplorables".

Well played Elle, but we know you're a tick.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Chiggers & spiders & ticks, oh my!

100% me. Gotta keep em guessing.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

That's why my last wish will be..."Erase my browser history!"

Kitty poem

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Cute!

Well played Elle, but we know you're a tick.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

That'd be just like a dick...er, I mean tick...

One way to get revenge! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

& just let him try & get that security deposit back...

Don't doubt it for a second

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Even just hearing that dimwit. Rand can take his idiocy & shove it up his Ayn.

Texas is a big state

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

I think I found her Dad...

I'm a bad boy!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Mine knows how yours feels...

Ever so sorry to disappoint you, but... 😆

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

He blinded Kaylee w/ science...

no caption

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

That's a big mistake

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

LOL! Stole it, & btw, you double Posted, fyi...(will edit this after).

lede /lēd/ Learn to pronounce nounUS the opening sentence or paragraph of a news article, ...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

I heard this word before I saw it, so for years thought it was "lead" instead. Always wondered why it wasn't. I mean it is the "lead" paragraph...

So easy to get lost in the thought of “being helpful”.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Takers & Choosing Beggars will always want more, only give what you are comfortable with, in all situations.

Is this a thruple?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

It appears Tebow is getting a job w/ the Jaguars, but as a tight-end, rather than QB. Isn't it kinda "funny" that Colin Kaepernick still hasn't gotten even a nibble from any NFL team?????

Cursed holiday

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

A working holiday...

Do you see what I see?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Just for a second.

Texas is a big state

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

In most States Counties are bigger than Cities. Counties are portions of States & Cities are in the Counties.

IsraeliCruelty [twitter.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

As things escalate in this region, many of the reasons are shown in many of the Comments below. I am a proud atheist & anti-theist, but do not condone the destruction of any religious sites or places of worship, & most especially the killing of people or idiotic religious wars based on ancient texts. Too many here just seem to glory in the destruction of "churches" regardless of the context, historicity or worth to the adherents. It deeply saddens me. The absolute glee in destruction & death that a number of you have shown is very disappointing, & has changed my opinions on a number of you, not that you should care, just saying. We, as atheists & mostly, supposed, humanists, need to look beyond brief bouts of glee when a religious building is destroyed, especially when it is not like what happened at Notre Dame, which, for historical reasons alone is a damn shame, but when it is a result of a religious war. Which this conflict assuredly is. Please, folks, think on that emotion of joy as the religion is not dying, only a building & art & history are. I remain very troubled by a lot of what I saw here.

WHERRET - Verb.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Is that used much these days? I know it's not here, but can't be sure over in "the old country", or that Britain place.

When you really need a ride!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

But you'll do "butt-to-butt"! Some biker macho crap is just that...crap. Has anyone seen the South Park "Faggot" episode? (NO, it's not about gays, it's about bikers & it's f'n' hilarious!)

I only answer text's! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

I didn't care. I still don't. Don't call again.

I don't think they meant it that way either but to each their own! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

The real question is, what do you think about it??? No, don't answer in an open forum. Just send nudes to my phone at 555-555-5555!

Fear, fearing fear fearing fear. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

I don't live by fear or faith. Much more productive is hope, planning & realism. Is fear ever a thing, sure. Will I worship it, FUCK NO! I could only watch the first minute of this before I reached my cringe level, NOT fear level. The premise sucks.

Federal Judge Denies NRA Scheme to Declare Bankruptcy A federal judge has denied an effort by the...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Another good one! Always like your "op-eds".

Fucking Texas......

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)

This denim is rubbing my nipples!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Well by all means, feel free to remove it...

How cute is that?

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Calicos! Just like my torties belly!!! "Feline Fanatics" would love this!

Did I swipe this from here??

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Been floating around here, "just for Laughs" & "Feline Fanatics" for a few weeks now. No big, it is very hard to keep up. Only Glenn (@glennlab) & I can really do it, & I really won't comment on doubles (copies, triples,...) in other Groups. Not my "Magisteria" (bonus points for any that get the reference!). "Just for Laughs" has 2 of the same visible to the right, on the same page, but I don't know how visible that is on a lot of phones. I see all, know all (well, a lot 'cause I'm almost always here!)

For some reason this reminds me of Israel.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

It does, doesn't it. I am not an anti-Semite, except to the extent I loathe all religions, but not necessarily the adherents, but I am not a fan of Israeli actions re; Palestine.

Now that would be embarassing

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

I like that tee...just got this one -

Summer thoughts lol

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Yeah, but at least the mosquito is honest. The other 'Summer Friends' will bring sunburn & skin cancer, pollen & allergies, monsoons & hurricanes, snakes & ticks in that grass let alone the need to mow it at least once a week. Some fuckin' "friends"!

War on clouds

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

We have a "woman" out here, Kelli Ward, who is the head of the AZ Republican Party, an Osteopath & has a nickname of Chemtrail Kelli for her being a proponent of this dumbfuckery. Oh, & no surprise, she is a major "Stop the Steal" whacko.

Because sometimes you just have to hit it....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

I beat that thing like a gong!

Well earned I'd say...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

tRump's puppy, but be careful, it likes to hump your civil rights.

A dad joke alert! 😆

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Excellent! Thanks!

A pleasant awakening

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

& then has to change me!!!

Is that a holy fuck ?

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Or a Jesus Fucking Christ!

Great graphics in that game

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Yeah, Benedick was a real piece of work. (Oh, did I misspell that???)

Kitten prayer..

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Since that is a cat, you just know it's praying to itself!

Uhm... I don't think that's how you do that...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Well, it does appear this is Georgia, so,...

There's a lot going on here...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Why is there a broom in the refrigerator? Is she waxing the rug? Does he have the same issues as the lady in the "bold/italic" Meme previous? Storing books under the sink, & why the kitchen in the living room? Curtains outside the window? Night out the window, day out the door? Cuff or don't cuff, don't mix? Woman's sleeves? Money doesn't grow on trees, but carrots do?

Fonty shoes.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

She did not get much sleep the night before! (tho it does look a little photoshopped)

And I thought that no news was good news!! :-D

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

But, obviously, you can still "kiss"!

No shit, Sherlock! [huffpost.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

& you fools fought for this, & the longer it goes on as the Krazy Klown Kircus that it is, the worse you all, & the state, look!

Leila Lowfire

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

She looks like a lot of fun!

Tuesday morning fire

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Absolutely lovely!

VACUITY - Noun.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:

Hmmm, that reminds me of someone that was in the news some time back...it'll come to me.

The wrong word

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

I think you're all wet...

Cremation it is!

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Gonna be real tough to separate the ashes after that...

I have two questions. First, what does god need with 3.5 billion dicks?

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Well, god is a dick, so I guess he feels among friends?

IsraeliCruelty [twitter.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Whoa, I'm seeing some very revealing cruelty & bloodthirstiness here, & from some who surprise me. Good to know, tho. Supposed atheists & anti-theists having the same mindsets as the Taliban & ISIS. I guess some things really are only skin-deep.

As the Lion King said......

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Or as some British guy said,...

Why is there a gun?!

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Or mini-bowling pins, or birds, & don't you think having 'pills' in there might perhaps be a blatant choking hazard? A better question is why is this on the market?!?

Look what a wrong number texted me.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

This could get interesting...

Some people....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Wanna guess who he voted for???

Confusion, thy name is Antarctica

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

& the Arctic, tho not a continent, is just the same, in reverse. That's sorta how Polar regions work...

Some animals are just not photogenic

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Why, that's Eric tRump I believe!

My memory is fine, I don't need any supplements!

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Some say certain cacti are even more effective!

Clang, clang, clang.... I guess this is what you get for fisting... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

I really look forward to his videos. He's so over the top, but so damn funny!

You just ate 20 minutes ago. "But you're in the kitchen!" 😺😺

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Unlike with dogs, I think with cats its more about the attention to them than the actual food. They'll likely snub it anyway.

The good Lord made them all.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Wonder why the hymns omit those verses???

Business management class 1.0

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

OK, but my Mom will tell you I'm right!

Fred and Mary got married.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

A sticky situation!

Neanderthals Near Rome: [npr.org]

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Excellent find!

Good funny idea

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

& this is a young Chewbacca...

Even the right has walked away from this - but, with the way they're going, she may make a ...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

I really do have to wonder if she is so dense that she thinks, "If they build them the water will come." Or does she think they come pre-filled???

There's a euphanism in there somewhere.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

I don't think it's the euphemism that's in there...I think there's something in the euphemism!

I pulled a muscle digging for gold... No worries though, it's just a miner injury.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

I love you anyway, Lilac.

Colorado shooting: seven dead after man opens fire at birthday party | Colorado | The Guardian

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

How is ANY argument worth this???