Think I understand...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

There's a lot of that going around...

At least his presence at the meeting made for some good memes

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

The fine art of embalming!

Incognito mode!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

J.C. knows who's naughty or nice...oh,wait, that's Santa!

Witchcraft!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Nothing up his sleeve...

Still happening some

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

That could never happen in this Group! (LOL!)

I will keep my money for alcohol.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

It seems to work for some! (Support the FFRF!)

Looks painfully cold

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

He can almost do this!

Research people

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

You gotta give it to 'em (not!)...

Take it easy...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

One good thing, odds are she won't leave you!

Reading minds, not tea leaves

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

A mind is a terrible thing to be wasted!

Livin the life

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Probably had a Tide-Pod for dessert!

Who's with me on this...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 13, 2018:

One of my favorite xmas movies!

Chainmail Princess. Who knew this could be so provocative?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

About 90% of the RPG's out there!

I'm leaving the site. Who would like to take over the group

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

We will miss you!

Fair is fair

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

So good you posted it twice?

You woke now!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Texas style!

Your doing it wrong

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Ron, Beyond Dank!

Lol lol lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Dive, dive, dive!

This might be me...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Keep talking, Cindy, we'll see...

For Bill.........

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Well, at least that's a nice ass!

Got to love grandma!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Make sure they remember that, Grandma!

Deadpool defending Nickleback [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Always thought all the 'put-downs' were much more pretentious than the band they were putting down! Now, Oasis,...

Just got to level 8. Not sure how this works vis-a-vis T-shirt colour, address etc. Any advice?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Congrats!!! (See below for answers!)

I think she's exquisite. What do you like about her?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Lips, eyes, tilt of her head, cock of her hips,...

Thanks Mom......

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Ghost Mom is a strange woman.

What are they trying to say here?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Lots of Kegel exercises, I guess!

There's only a we.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Also, Karen is an idiot! "There is no 'I'"! Right, joined at the hip 24/7...whacko!

Had a visitor last night... showed him the ropes.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

A veritable font of education & knowledge!

Miss me with that gay sh...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

He is just **SO** anti-gay that it makes you wonder.

Make it stop!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

That's why I live in Phoenix!

Even better than 4:20...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Or 3:45!

He's a very naughty boy....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Eric, I'm disappointed...I posted this yesterday!!! LOL! Beat you to it!

When you pm too many women.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I have a number of friends, both on this site & in RL, & the majority of them are female. I won't cease communication with friends & wouldn't expect a GF or SO to do so either. Even in an exclusive relationship, that means romantic actions are exclusive, not friendships & even teasing.

I appear to have been booted from the Science and History Tidbits group I was in.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I sure as hell didn't boot you, if it's my Group your talking about...let me check.

Rusty should know better!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Wonder if he sings falsetto?

Says it all

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY&t=30s

Ten minutes before actually

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

The cows are used to it at this point!

Highly improbable

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Naw, not gonna happen!

Texting not good ??

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

So, were the reindeer, too?

I've been 5 for the past few days but today... I'm 6! ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I was a #2 for a spell there, somewhere between a #5 & #7 the last few days, hoping to get to #9 working on #6 by the weekend!!!

Got Kethup?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Atheist Solstice Dinner!

I know there are people that can relate this.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Yeah, but he likes getting fed!

Welcome new member Atratuscythe.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Welcome!

Damn, Santa

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Gotta earn that money to pay them elves!

Puppies get even.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

It will be a perfect time to show up at her place!

Girl knows marketing!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Looks a bit young from here, I'll pass...

Clever girls.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

They'll all eat your heart out!

Her last name is Alert?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Just wait 'til she sees the picture!!!

Time reflect

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

For the man that uses too much fluid on his Bar-B-Q coals!

Hahahahahahah!!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Probably the same bozos that have the pistol-grip cell-phone!

Look closely, it's a fucking cell phone! WTF?!?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Not fuggin' smart!

Things change.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

& he's still living at home & borrowing their car!

That'll do it!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

That or "borrow" his tools!

Job interview

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Couldn't hurt!

PSA: smocking hot!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

That's our "stable genius" for ya'!

Yeah, well, same to you!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Barbed-wire says that on many levels!

Get it together, Jason!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I don't think Jason is going to be the only one in trouble!

Why ruin her day?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I guess Grandma has led a sheltered life, or is inching towards Dementia.

The final boss.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I bet he leans when he walks!

Getting carried away ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Even worse...

Did you Boomers watch Rocky & Bullwinkle? I sure did! [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Loved that show! I could still watch it, so much was aimed at adults!

Deliberate dyslexia Freudian slip

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

One imaginary figure or the other, does it really matter?

It's Dave man.. open up.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

He could be kicking it, Matt, on the other hand (so to speak) would have to use his head, as he has no arms or legs!

Savage comeback. I can't use it but savage

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Sure you can use it...I always said you were a...(LOL!)

I thought this was cute

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Well, they do say love is blind!

My sentiments exactly

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I put up 2 wreaths, one on the front door & one in the family room, just to honor my pagan ancestors & celebrate the Winter Solstice! (Tho I do accept gifts...{hint, hint})

Don't argue with fools.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Aw, sometimes it's fun to pull their chains! Hell, everybody needs a hobby!

Never act... be serious

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

The Real Deal!

Just like that

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

At times, at times...

Bookstore blues

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I didn't realize you were an author, too, Ron!

Hurting so good

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Somebody's doing it right!

Fox news gets it right!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Oh, just excellent!

Is anyone there?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Not all here, anyway!

Awkward moment

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Watch that one in the shower!

Had we known

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

We figured no one would ever find out!!!

So proud of the girls!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

May be very accurate!

No more undue censorship, Tumblr!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Figures they'd blur the female tit! LOL

For lease navidad

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Has been for 2000 yrs! Low, low payments of 10% of your income paid weekly!

Just no Mom!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Shit always comes back to bite ya'!

Not a funny... events for the month

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Thanks, Ron, posted in my "Science..." group!

Not sure? Take it to the lab.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Mikey will eat anything!

I don't drink with any rapists!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Reminds me of...

Challenge accepted

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Hey, it was phrased in the form of a request!

Those poochies sure get the existential anxiety

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Just Netflix & chillin'!

"Texas Man" Just beat "Florida Man" by a landslide: Also if your butt doesn't clench reading this ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website, purportedly describing itself as a American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. Wikipedia

Lol so funny

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Turn about is fair play, & then turn about is fair play!

Humans are like that.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Just saying, "Good job Earth, keep it up!"

The game is rigged.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Yeah, I'll place my right foot there!

Don't be so catty, Brenda

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

You're lucky Brenda didn't make it your bed!

Not strictly a meme...but....just another crazy day in a crazy world....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I cook with my bare hands, as do most of us who aren't in Food Service. There's a sink & soap right there! I mix up my meat loaf with my bare hands (& then go freak-out my Mom before I wash them!) I trim chicken breasts bare-handed, & then wash my hands & the cutting board! Twitter is fuckin' weird!!!

Humanity.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

So dang true, & I bet their parents are out there, too!

Bring out the guillotine again...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SboRijhWFDU

Seems legit......

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Planning ahead!

The heart of The Resistance....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

& these days, probably cranky!

Another 420 meme..... They seem to be quite popular.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

But I pass them every time! Oh, that's a fail??? Shoulda told me, I was going for extra credit!!!

That explains the pain in my bum....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Yeah, that explains it, sure...

All Hail Tammuz!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I posted this on FB a bit ago, I think it's funny as hell!

It's a conspiracy of dunces.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

All true but the last one. A Free Thinker has broken the chains & is no one's slave!

To continue the quote.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

May they all die off soon!

Haven't seen a possum meme in awhile

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

There's a reason...