?? double trouble... Can you handle both of us big boy?

webspider555 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Might be able to handle both but not sure about all four

Negated....

webspider555 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

My thought and prayers for those who asked him to sign

Having my morning coffee in the kitchen... Where do you have your coffee?

webspider555 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Hope you enjoyed your coffee

Sexy, classy.. and a public service announcement I think we can all agree needs to be heard. :)

webspider555 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Ok if it’s Pepsi

The most beautiful people you'll ever meet...❤

webspider555 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I think when we are young it is the one that catches the eye and we make a lot of mistakes then later it becomes more the mind. That doesn’t necessarily mean we learn from our mistakes and still end up acting like lovesick teenagers

You wanna go for a ride this morning?

webspider555 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Mind how you sit on that saddle!

You must enjoy my madness to fall in love with me.?

webspider555 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Yes, best to find someone who enjoys the madness, then it becomes normal and the normal become mad. I’m not going to take up philosophy as a career, difficult enough spelling it!

International Women's Day - What better day than on my birthday! In a world of mortals, we are ...

webspider555 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Happy birthday have a great day ???xx

Why left-handed people are exceptional. BOTH of my sons are left-handed! I believe it!❤?

webspider555 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I do things with whatever hand I find easiest, I’m more right than left but when I worked in bank , counted money left handed

Hello!!! I am Jamie from Oklahoma.

webspider555 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Welcome

Grab 'em by the whaaat?! ???

webspider555 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I’m sure their love will mushroom ??

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the cold shower, "honey, ...

webspider555 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

They would probably laugh at the socks

[bbc.

webspider555 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I think we can say goodbye to a trade deal, which of course would be a great shame ?

Parents scared of Momo ignoring kids scared of climate change [thedailymash.co.uk]

webspider555 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Another case of satire being more real than reality

I like creative people

webspider555 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Good but a bit qwerty

Time to get your glad rags on, we need milk!! ?

webspider555 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I’ve see pictures before of Walmart customers ?

Password security is getting intense.

webspider555 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I always use incorrectthen if I enter it wrong I get a reminder

Marco Island, Florida. I found this sunset photo...

webspider555 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Love the eclipse

❤Basic black outfit is a must

webspider555 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Very sexy but I doubt they would have my size

Some folks believe the world is flat,...some even deny gravity,...at their own peril.

webspider555 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Let’s hope Darwin sends his thoughts and prayers

I don't have this kind of luck.

webspider555 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Take me all the way

Who can resist a woman who rides?

webspider555 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Revving me up

⭐Do you know anyone like this?

webspider555 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Recognised the eyes straight away

Congratulations to @misskathleen for achieving level 9 today!!! Woohoo!!! Longer journey ahead to ...

webspider555 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

I’m aiming to celebrate reaching level 10 with my 120th birthday

REDhead!

webspider555 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

No one noticed she is blushing

Mi Amor... ALWAYS Beside You...❤?❤

webspider555 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Always an equal

Eat your fruit, Ladies Hehehe...???

webspider555 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

He just thinks he’s cool as a cucumber

Why Would Anyone Fall In Love With You?

webspider555 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I can’t think of a good reason but it has happened twice in two years and I wasn’t really looking for anyone and they were 14 and 18 years younger than me, not 14 and 18 years old in case anyone misreads this!

Go out and lose your mind once in awhile... It's good for you....

webspider555 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Like being on my own sometimes and go for a long walk somewhere remote, don’t have to be a forest though

This will be my motivational motto at my office meeting later this afternoon. 😅😂😅

webspider555 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Make sure you are on top of it and not in the burial chamber

I'm a Dog Lover, but this one's for the Cat Lovers out there. 😅😂😅😂

webspider555 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

You can never own a cat, they might let you lease them if you stick to their terms and conditions

I just hope that I live long enough to survive this horror show that is now our political reality.

webspider555 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

They are thanking Lord Jesus when they should have realised it was punishment for pissing him off. That’s what I would believe if I was religious, but if I was religious I’d probably be believing the same bullshit?

Anyone else? Hahaha!????

webspider555 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

It s much easier to talk to yourself now walking down the street as most people will think you’re using a hands free phone. Do at home sometimes or in the car, I will only worry when the vices in my head start telling jokes

Friends with benefits ?

webspider555 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Don’t have to worry about heath insurance in the U.K., just got to think of another benefit ?

Seven Labour M.

webspider555 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

It would be interesting if any Conservatives defected to them as well

Checkmate!

webspider555 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Prince Charles won’t have this freedom when he becomes King

Trump Rated Third Worst President No one saw this when I posted it last week, so thought I would ...

webspider555 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

He has to redeem himself and become the worst ever, past,present and future

Richard Trusman art..."Woman at window"

webspider555 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

She was waiting for me

I always wished to have my very own map of the world in my room!

webspider555 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I’m Quite lucky to live in south east England! I don’t think she’s a member of the flat earth society

What Was Your Favourite Saturday Cartoon As A Child?

webspider555 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Tom and Jerry, Sylvestor, The Road Runner, Bugs Bunny, Dick Dastardly and Mutley, pink Panther

?? bad idea ??

webspider555 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Almost as bad as saying Hi to your friend Jack you’ve just seen on a plane

☺️Hasn't she got a great smile?

webspider555 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Certainly caught my attention, and the smile

Wake up and check your phone??

webspider555 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Wake up to still on low power mode, but the phones usually ok

I love everything in this commercial!

webspider555 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Love the pose but the advert is only aimed at James Bond and not Miss Moneypenny

Text messaging for seniors.

webspider555 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I’ll save these for later, don’t want to start using them just yet

??Itsy bitsy bikini girl... You like it?

webspider555 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Just need to pull a few strings and she’s mine ♥️

This one should get me a lot profile hits.. for the simple purpose of blocking me!?

webspider555 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Just think twice before buying concert tickets for a first date

Sure would have!

webspider555 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Need a wall 30000ft high and deep to stop the planes and tunnelling, no problem

Even if you do not have anyone special to spend time with on this Heart Day, love yourself.

webspider555 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Hope you had a good day, whatever you did

Just had occasion to post this in the Unusual Words group.

webspider555 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I don’t beleeeve it !

Facebook...

webspider555 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Mine seems ok and I’m in China connected via a vpn. I can look at this site without it though, if I wanted to

What is she thinking?

webspider555 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I can think of better things to do than stand like this

? Don't I have pretty eyes? C'mere and give me a kiss...

webspider555 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Are you looking at me or the man on other side of road

What caused your last breakup with a significant other?

webspider555 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I wanted to leave my wife because we spent long periods away from each when she is in China. I had a girlfriend last year and had the time of my life. I wanted to get divorced, my wife didn’t but reluctantly agreed but wanted to come back to England and sort everything out first. My girlfriend didn’t like this and wanted it sorted in a couple of months which for various reasons wasn’t possible so her ultimatum pressured me so much I called everything off early. I’m back with my wife and I’m in China at the moment. We are more just friends now than anything else. I think we might still go our own way, I am friendly with someone else but she has recently come out of a messy divorce and just wants someone to be with but no commitments which at the moment is suiting me fine. Will be seeing her the end of the month

What spider is this?

webspider555 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Not one i’d like to upset

Mmm... Oh, Baby! YESSS!

webspider555 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

That will probably be my Valentine night sorted

Warning.

webspider555 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Just have a defibrillator on hand in case I need a jump start

Just when you think you've heard it all...

webspider555 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Methylated spirit more like

Huh? What wall? I didn't see no wall... Wasn't me...

webspider555 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Revenge for naming him Trump

I guess he told him. ?

webspider555 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

So if his dead they will still vote for him, I suppose he would then do better second term though , if that was the case

Men: Serious relationship or no?

webspider555 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

If I met someone I really liked I would steer clear of suggesting sex on a first date for fear of making think I was only after one thing. Best to get to know each other a bit better first, then make the first time a bit special , perhaps by having a weekend away. Having said that, there are no hard and fast rules and maybe , if it’s online dating you May have got on very well talking and by the time you meet, the ice had been broken. I certainly wouldn’t question what a woman does on other dates, it’s upto her when she chooses to sleep with someone

Back when "fake news" was FAKE NEWS. I miss the good ole days...

webspider555 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Now the fake news is , you have a president who was born on Planet Earth

I think I know who's going to like this one...

webspider555 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Beautiful woman and fantastic photo

Black Leopard?

webspider555 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Hope they peel off easy

Labrinth feat. Emeli Sandé - Beneath Your Beautiful [youtu.be]

webspider555 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Won’t play , probably need to change my vpn location to USA but don’t want to connect at momemt

I promise! ?❤❤?

webspider555 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I’ve been acting more like a lovesick teenager in my sixties than I did in my teens, maybe one day I will grow out of it, but no rush

Three contractors are bidding to do a small job at 10 Downing Street; one from London, another from ...

webspider555 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I remember Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses coming up with a plan like that

Berlin - You Don't Know For those of us who enjoy making love with music on, here's one from my ...

webspider555 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

If you want to go classical Ravels Bolero starts slowly and comes to a rousing climax

Donaldo should take a DNA test...

webspider555 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

They should check under his hairpiece for 666

Beam me up.

webspider555 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

There’s no logical reason for this

Do you support the idea that we are all created equal as stated in the constitution?

webspider555 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

We should all have the same chance in life but unfortunately greed and power take that away. To quote Animal farm "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others",

One for the American, British and European people read.

webspider555 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I would hope we would keep our noses out of this but Mayhem has been holding hands with tRUMP and desperately wants some chlorinated chicken so stupidly may continue

Like I said, 'round herr, we get all 4 seasons in one day! We even got a bit of snow! It all melted ...

webspider555 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

28f in Beijing so could do with your heatwave

I've been thinking a lot about my grandparents lately.

webspider555 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Always sad to lose Grandparents, I only knew three as my Mums Dad had died before I was born. I’msure You’ll find someone special soon as they will also be looking for someone special

Sashay, annnnnd GREEN STEEL! ???

webspider555 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I feel hypnotised

Nina Simone - I wish I knew how it feels to be free (live 1976) [youtube.com]

webspider555 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

The more I hear of Nina Simone, the more I like her. Just a shame she’s no longer with us.

Some good news!

webspider555 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Putin probably told him to

One for the Ladies... I think... El Grosso Profundo to me...

webspider555 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I’ll stick to being flabby, would t want to look like that

Meeting with my lover this morning, he tells me how he feels about women.

webspider555 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Happy for you

Long hair or Short hair?

webspider555 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I quite like the first one, ultimately it’s what makes you feel good that matter

Clive Swift who played Hyacinth Bucket’s long suffering husband Richard in Keeping Up Appearances ...

webspider555 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I always felt so sorry for Richard, and there are Hyacinth Buckets out there

Gallery ??

webspider555 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I desperately need a box of cornflakes

This explains it! ?

webspider555 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I would have been a multi billionaire now, why didn’t I do it, it was only ten friends and I m a.so responsible for them not being multi billionaires as well

What makes you happy?

webspider555 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Trying to see the funny side of everything but I do have a weird sense of humour and sometimes humor

I hate when this happens! Anyone else? 😅😑

webspider555 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I just say I donate regularly to whatever cause they want me to donate to

Maybe just a little bit... Okay, okay, okay! Maybe A LOT!!! 😊😆

webspider555 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

The second part can help the first part

No kidding! Thank you! 😅

webspider555 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

If I’m happy I listen to the music and if I’m sad I listen to the words

Are any of you gonna watch the presidential address tonight or will you wait for the summary on the ...

webspider555 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I’m not in US but if I was I’d wait for the comedy shows

Would this be the adult version of a lemonade stand?

webspider555 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Satisfaction but no job satisfaction

According to the Chinese calendar, it's the year of the pig.. Are you a pig?

webspider555 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I’m a sheep

Her shirt says it all...

webspider555 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I would be happy to hashtag her

Yard sale bargain...

webspider555 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Just admiring the hanging basket

The REAL football!

webspider555 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Prefer Soccer otherwise known as football in the UK where the funny shaped ball are left to the rugby players. Have tried watching American Football but can’t get into it

It's all about the photo-ops!!

webspider555 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I like the difference in their hand sizes! I assume photoshopped although I still have an element of doubt

I want to cry so hard! What do you say?

webspider555 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Humans that do this to animals are probably also nasty to other humans. If he gets his freedom it will need humans to do it and then they would become his saviour. But overall animals greatest fear must be humans

I went to the VA Hospital E.

webspider555 comments on Feb 3, 2019:

My thoughts and prayeracetamols are with you. Hope you feel better soon

[agnostic.com] I'm feeling hot....

webspider555 comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I saw it in photographic group also and nearly shared it here

Lest we forget...

webspider555 comments on Feb 2, 2019:

We have just reached the 21st century but it’s resettting as 11th

Moscow Makes Bid (LOL)

webspider555 comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Would they bid or just say they are doing it

FIGHTING AN OBEDIENT DEMOCRACY [globalgroundmedia.

webspider555 comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Interesting article about something the world has turned a blind eye to. Probably giving some other leaders ,ideas