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I'm sick with the flu. ~Send prayers my way~

Redcupcoffee 7 June 9
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Level 7

I'll send aspirin and soup!

@jioo087 I, too, have a bit of tribal blood. However, I'm vegetarian, so my soup would be poultry-free...….it may only cure hangovers, ingrown toenails, and adult acne.
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Level 7

I put you on my FB prayer chain. It should go viral momentarily and you would feel relief in no time.

I'm so sorry @Redcupcoffee It's his fault ^^^ He broke the prayer chain ... boohoo
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Level 7

I'd say that I'll masterbate for you... but that sounds very creepy

LOL!!!
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Level 9

Here ya go.........they workin yet?

LOL
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Level 8

Here you go!

That should more than cover it. Everyone else can stand down now.
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Level 8

I will send you a whole box of prayers. I wasn't doing anything with them anyway. 🙂

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Level 9

Oh... bummer.
I'll sacrifice a small animal for you tonight.....

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Level 5

Best wishes to you, hope you get better soon!

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Level 8

I could send you some day & nite-quill it would be more effective.......

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Level 9

You must be feeling better, since you are making jokes! LOL Feel better soon. 🙂

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Level 8

I am about to meditate so I will visit you at home with my astral projection. Don't bother to clean up or anything ... you'll barely notice I am there.

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Level 6

how about wishes? wish you will feel better soon, since you are apparently delirious, asking for prayers...

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Level 7

Prayer sent. Look for it in the mail.

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Level 7

Me too.

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Level 8

Sending you prayers. The same prayers people send to steer tornadoes away from schools. So you know they work.

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Level 7

It's in the mail. Hope it doesn't spoil by the time it gets to you.

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Level 8

Hope you feel better soon. As prayers have been demonstrated to actually have negative effects when the person being "prayed to"
[nytimes.com]

A more common request (O.K. substitution) is replacing the word "prayers" with "farts". - - -

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Level 7

Looks like your sense of humor is healthy.

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Level 8

I got you. I hope this helps.

JimG Level 8 June 9, 2018
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Level 7

HEAL! (slap to forehead)

godef Level 7 June 9, 2018
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Level 9

I am sorry you're ill, not fun at all. May I suggest a run for analgesics and antipyretics? I think that may do better for you than prayers. IOW aspirin, tylenol, motrin, Naproxy Sodium.

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Level 7

May the space unicorn blast your germs with her marshmellow ray gun

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Level 8

Prayers sent -- oops!

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Level 8

WTH??? Flu in June? 😟 😟 😟 (((( hugs you from a safe distance ))))
Feel better soon. If it just started within 72 hours Tamiflu may help take the edge off...

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Level 6

I believe our prayers should be very specific and purposeful, therefore I've prayed in earnest for the following:

  1. Drink plenty of fluids,.
  2. Get plenty of rest.
  3. That you would be healed in seven to ten days.

AMEN.

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