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Just discovered that I have a better chance of dating Taylor Swift than I do of dying from Bird Flu... so that's good.

Duke 8 June 14
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Some of you understood that as me having good odds of dating Taylor Swift. That's SO not the case. I think my chances of dating Taylor Swift are marginally lower than my chances of actually wanting to hear a Taylor Swift song.

Duke Level 8 June 14, 2018

Don't be so hard on yourself. You can pull this off, just work up the nerve to call her man, let the magic happen!

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Lol, good luck with that!

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They are getting desperate for analogies these days.

azzow2 Level 9 June 14, 2018
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Well make sure that particular bird doesn't give you flu - and make you a double scorer.

Petter Level 9 June 14, 2018
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Hmmm... not bad...

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Yeah they say that bird flu can be pretty bad.

and Duke Swift don't sound too bad I reckon.

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What's entailed with the bird flu?....

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Win - Win! lol

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Thats good

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What more could you want?

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Wow - you must have it goin' on !

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"So you're saying there's a chance!"

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I am not so sure about that one.

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Now THAT is optimism, my brother.

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Isn't a Swift, a bird?

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There is a vaccine for bird flu?

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Who runs the stats on "dating Tay Tay"?

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How did you calculate those odds?

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She does seem to cycle through men rapidly.

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I love your optimism!

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Hey bird flu looks better everyday

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Bring on the dead swan

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If/When you date Taylor Swift, I hope she writes a sonf about you!

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Seriously, I'd rather have the Bird Flu.

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Bird flu would probably be more pleasant than dating Taylor Swift lol

Rtdkg Level 2 June 14, 2018
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