I've stopped engaging with online dating sites. I think I'll just focus on the woman that's been delivering my pizzas lately. She only has three teeth but, she's got a job, her own car and pizza.
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HippieChick58
Level 9
June 17, 2018
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Ha!
I see you're BBBBAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK! Thanks gawdness!
AnneWimsey
Level 9
June 17, 2018
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Duke:
I have an asphalt pad ready for your motorhome when you get here. No sewer or power connections yet though. Bring pizza.
@Duke I have several batteries....how much light we gonna need, anyway? Thanks for the pad....keeps the mud down?
Duke:
@AnneWimsey I like the dark. The dark is good.
@Duke RV has room-darkening shades
!On the other hand, why are we both assuming I am easy?............oh, wait................
Duke:
@AnneWimsey LMAO!!!
C'mon now, I'll be there in 12 days and I was hoping to meet some nice people! Not necessarily for dating but youve dashed my hopes for future dating activities. 
And I prefer long locks.
Purplelotuspod
Level 5
June 17, 2018
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Duke:
How many teeth ya got? Will you be bringing pizza? So many pertinent questions here...
You will know if I bite you. I will bring calzone....what do you offer?
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