I stepped outside my comfort zone and said "Hi" to an attractive lady at Starbucks today and a bug flew in my mouth. Lesson learned.
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Hilarious! A bug flew into my throat while hiking last Tuesday. It felt hard.
Glad I had water to swallow it. (Camelbak water bladder with bite valve).
Lesson learned: stop talking.
LiterateHiker
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June 18, 2018
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It was her spirit animal.....you ignored a perfectly clear invitation from her, you big dope!
AnneWimsey
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June 18, 2018
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I did that and they tried to charge me with pedophilia and grooming - how was I to know that they can no longer use slaves and now have underpaid child labour?
I wouldn't have minded but for the fact that it was an acne faced deadbeat of a boy not even the priests would molest.
FrayedBear
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June 18, 2018
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Duke:
Man... You have a knack for completely losing me. LOL
@Duke now you give me a snort of laughter at my own over sensitivity about a similar recent occurrence with people who cannot understand people trying to be nice.
Duke:
@FrayedBear don't get me wrong. It's not a bad thing. You keep me on my toes, friend.
Randomness of the Universe came to my mind! Keep it up the odds will be better...but, the ‘universe’ will get the last laugh!
Freedompath
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June 18, 2018
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