"The Mueller Report" by comedy writer Jason O. Gilbert (out September 4 via Simon & Schuster, preorder) is a satirical preview of Washington's most-anticipated document, imagining a version "leaked by an anonymous and vengeful White House source who goes only by the mysterious code name 'Melania T.'"
From the press release: "Low Stamina" Jonathan Karp, Simon & Schuster's president and publisher: "We are pleased to be publishing the greatest American witch hunt since Arthur Miller’s 'The Crucible.'"
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