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I hope I never actually meet "the woman of my dreams" because that woman is neon green and nine feet tall and chases me with a weed whacker.

Duke 8 July 7
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Dreams are often best left there

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That isn't a dream, it is a night terror.

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yeah but is she cute?

Well, green is my favorite color.

@Duke hmmmm....you could have some toast before bed. not that it should help any, but toast is nice with jelly or peanut butter before bed.

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Cool, she's into S & M, send her here.

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Was this a dream or a nightmare I wonder?

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I have a weed whacker!

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Stop drinking or using.

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