I ran out of laundry detergent so, I poured in some Windex. My clothes are clean but, I've had 3 birds fly into me this morning.
That's weird. They usually shit on anything Windexed.
Wear wind chimes....that'll scare the little cheepers away from you and prevent STAINS!
Well...that is not a surprise to me! As I almost didn’t recognize you with your new do...as one of those birds must have ‘pooped’ on your old picture? Replenish your cleaning supplies before something really bad happens to ya and the picture is blank!