Sometimes I really don't like my patients especially when they cause an rtc with a family and then complain about not being able to have a drink prior to surgery.
I'm addicted to 24 hours in A&E...Inside the Ambulance..etc all those shows..keeping an eye out for you..telling some pisshead to calm the fuck down..?? lol
Ever wanna tell the problematic ones the wrong day when they come back around? Tell them alcohol in the system led to complications and they had to be sedated a couple more days than anticipated. Probably some sort of ethical regulation that protects pillocks as an endangered species, huh?