I just told my curtain to stop being a dick. It's "silly" because I always thought of curtains as being more feminine.
I went to the doctor..and told him I feel like a set of curtains..
He gave me 2 aspirin and told me to pull myself together..
Ps have you tried reasoning with your curtains?
I had a set of female curtains once..but I got rid of em...she wouldn't open up to me..
Yes I know..either too gentle and your curtains get tickled to death...or to rough..and your curtains yell ..hey there cowboy where's the fire?..damn curtains!
They pay no attention to the woman behind the curtains?
We're in an age of equality. You can call your curtains a dick and I can call Donald Trump a c*nt. (In my head anyway. Even with my low standards, there are some words I try to avoid...)
@pepperjones I think the gender issue got muddy when girls started calling each other "dude".
@pepperjones Touche', bro.