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If I converted to Islam, instead of going to heaven and getting 72 virgins, could I go to Hell and get 72 bad girls? That seems like a much better deal to me...

Exterminis 6 July 21
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Don't convert to that shitty bullshit

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You need to start a religion. Really.

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No need just go to regular Hell and you will get that anyway..mind you they will all be wearing chastity belts...now that would be punishment..??

@Exterminis

Yep it's their Hell too ye know..?

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Who would want a bunch of virgins, anyway? Are they so insecure about their sexual prowess that they only want girls who don't know any better?

AND...did you know that those virgins are then RE-VIRGINIZED? OUCH...over and over and over? The girls must be in hell and this is their eternal punishment. (I asked an Imam in Albania about the restoration of their hymens and he told me with a straight conviction that....this is how it works.)

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The correct translation is "72 golden raisens." I figger hangin with satan, the king of party, for like ever, is worth more.

JacarC Level 8 July 21, 2018
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