I picture a judgement day where God welcomes the former presidents of the USA,
First comes Lincoln,
"I am Abraham Lincoln" he declares.
"You freed the slaves," says God. "You may sit at my right hand."
Next comes FDR
"I am Roosevelt" he declares.
"You saw The USA through the darkest hour of human history," says God. "You may sit at my left hand."
Next comes Trump
"I am Donald Trump," he declares, "Who is the bearded, immigrant, transvestite sitting in my chair?"

He has so many issues, I don't think science will ever know what shit bounces around the empty head of his