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So I've been told that I can't enter heaven until Jesus enters me...lmao

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BradacusNoble 4 July 24
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Could he at least use lube? And maybe a reach-around?

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Are you female and were told this by a guy named Jesus Rodriguez? 😉

No I'm a male but I think he meant the back door...lol
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Level 8

Well, to be honest, we must also go through him ... at least, according to the gospel of John.
"Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.'"
John 14:6 (NIV)
So who's entering whom here, and why does it matter?

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'Ya gotta hit the LIKE icon for points so we can get our stupid T shirt

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That's how they convince the little boys. Sickos

dokala Level 7 July 24, 2018
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Jesus, who works over at the club on weekends, mixing drinks?

Normally I don't swing that way, but he is an attractive guy... maybe it's time to give it a whirl after all...

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Level 8

Heaven shmeven
Are you bending over?

Lol, hell no...
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Level 9

I hope you like men.

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Level 8

well that is not going to happen, i'm straight, LOL.

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