...why turn such off. Just keep trucking and halfway looking. Many fine things are accidental.

If they’re not into then you have to assume they’re into some really kinky stuff. They’re too ashamed to come to terms with their donkey show sex dreams. They want to be the only donkey on a stage full of studs feeling a constant bukake barrage. This is a fantasy they simply can’t come to terms with and need a constant, convert supply of psychiatric help to suppress. Comfort yourself by knowing that this rejection is only saving you heartache. Every relationship they encounter will be plagued by horrific visiages of perpetuatly erect donkeys ravaging every orifice of their person. Every date, every dinner, every hand holding walk in the park will leave them empty and longing for an unobtainable desire.... I was rejected recently and I really hope she falls madly in love with a stuffed raccoon...

Think about baseball.....

Imagine that they voted for Trump.

imagine them having feet that stink like that girl gretchen that used to live with my cousin...talk about stinky feet!

I imagine she has untenable habits, like chewing with her mouth open or is frequently overcome with the desire to sing songs she doesn't know words to or have a voice for.

Back in my younger, more foolish days it would have amounted to sitting in a dark, dank basement listening to Joy Division records.

These days I just blow their ass off and go out and find somebody who WILL fuck me.

Pester them until they forcefully reject you? Or you can do what I do, and have an imaginary relationship with them until reality finally forces you to realize that it's nonsense.

Punch myself in the D each and every time. It also has the added benefit of swelling so you look bigger. Win win. I'm joking...It still doesn't look big. ??

1 - 2 - 3 strikes and you're outta here! It's disappointing when someone doesn't return your affections but it is even more disappointing when you look in the mirror and realize that you are a stalker and that mirror is the one way glass of the interrogation room at the cop shop.
We move on so we can find someone who is right for us because as the song says 'There ain't no future in the past'.

I will myself not to like them back by rationalizing their right not to like me and I shouldn't waste my time. Still it is disappointing when an attraction is not reciprocal.

eat a pickled beet every time you think about them.

Suffer , ha !

One night stand. Also good for breakups.