Agnostic.com: coveting our neighbours' asses off!

I had a couple of custom T shirts made; I could not wear them without my bodies with me. It was before the moma's darlings were shooting each other for as little reason as perceived disrespect.
I do not even wear in public the hat "Make America great again". May be I am coward, but a live one. Liberals are like religious zealots. Both deadly.
T shirt 1......FUCK ME< I FUCK FOR JESUS
T shirt 2.....Defy the supreme court!!! Give me head till I am dead.
T shirt 3.....Supreme court determined: It's immoral if it's oral

Hey! I've been out of service for several days!

MARRY ME, WURLI (you had me at the "streets/sheets" one)

That's all I got

Haha, wow good ideas here! Getting me motivated to work harder.

I'm a member of a tumblr group called "A Story In Ten Words". Some of the posts are very inspirational. Here's mine.

I am nevertheless worthy.

A story is behind every smile.

You are my promise kept.

*Some from other members

It worked...I had a long convo with someone I missed.

I would like and could use a small miracle.

(a song lyric I can't remember) Please come home. Almost all is forgiven.

Know God, No Peace.
No God, Know Peace.

Believing
In
Big
Lies
Enthusiastically

Real eyes realize real lies.

I've come here to sin and chew bubblegum.. and I'm all outta bubblegum.

Is religion reality or myth? Know your genres!

Blasphemy is a victim-less crime.

Church is like a mushroom

Church is like a Mushroom
Keeps me in the dark and feed me shit.

SAVE SATAN,
Or stop blaming him for everything

God bless you
Nobody else will

First thing God needs, is MONEY!!!

Religion is like a history class without the facts

I gotta say Im enjoying this for its own merit but Im slightly disappointed in the comment to like ratio Ive got here so far. 11-3? I see how it is lol. Im givin it up to yall if ya come up with one even slightly good one, and Ive given you 10. What do you people want from me!? Blood!? No thats the christians again but throw me a bone people Im tryna get my shirt on; I need free clothes. ?

Agnostic.com: "For heathen's sake!"
Agnostic. com: "Where belief in the existence of dog(s) is real"
Agnostic.com: "Don't worry. Be rational."

Stolen from series.. "I love the necklace with the small t"

Agnostic.com: Less belief is more

Agnostic.com: One less God than U

Agnostics.com Where the truthful refute religion.

Agnostic.com : cuz for profit dating sites are all ungodly scams !

Agnostic.com : The alternative to Facebook !
You're sick of Facebook aren't you ?

Believe it or not I Prey too

Keep your dogma off my rights!
Good works in non-mysterious ways.
I found god between the sheets.
How many prophets does it take to make a profit?
Why do all the ladies love jesus? Because he's so well hung.

I don't know how many of you have seen these little black oval stickers that say "Jesus is Lord", they're all over the place around here. I think one that look just like it but says "no he's not", or "nope", or "i don't believe it" might be kind of memorable. I do think the more hateful, vulgar type of comments work against our cause more than for it, and to be truthful sound like something a trump supporter would say. reinforcing the idea that we're a bunch of bad ugly heathens seems counterproductive. my two cents.

Agnostic.com - All the same skepticism you have + 1 more.

Love these! Impossible to choose a favorite. Heathens are so much funnier and wittier than religious folks.

Agnostics.com: Because all lives ARE matter.

Fun topic!

Agnostic.com: All thought no prayer
Agnostic.com: All my invisible sky friends are imaginary too
Agnostic.com: I think therefore agnostic
Agnostic.com: God is dead...small type below j/k he never existed
Agnsotic.com: God isn't
Agnsotic.com: /religious: denies existence 99% of gods
atheist: denies existence of 100% of gods
Are we really so different?/